I want the Maytag Man

There's an old commercial on youtube for the Rotto Rooter guy. He was HOT.

He looks a little like the Trivago guy

they both need to DP me

Looks like the trivago guy

Wasn't the guy in the OP in the Tales of the City sequel? Craig... Something.

He is actually a fairly well known working actor. Yes he was R5.

Me too!

He needs an upper bleph and about 20cc of fat injected into his face.

While he's repairing that Maytag, he can gladly sit on my face.

I'm also strangely turned on by the fit-fat handsome dude in this commercial.

(But not the cancer causing shit in his hands)

OP, you bitch, I get first dibs. Step off, skank.

Well, I want Ronald McDonald to toss my salad, too.

But all he does is lick across my anus!

R11

(unclips earrings)

No, bitch. He's MAH man!

[quote] I get first dibs.

My response as below.....

Maytag dude is Colin Ferguson.

Blast your face, OP? Is that with or without bleach?

R15: He'll be fine so long as Maytag Man uses softener on the rinse....

R15 Blast. It's when the cum shoots out of his cock.

I know it's been decades since you last had sex, but.....

Me too - I'd rim him deep!

Decades, R17? Sticks and stones. Haha!

I want Hanno, the Gabi Insurance guy.

AND I want to suck off all the Safelite Autoglass guys.

Photos/videos please!

R20 Oh, I see what you mean.

Thank God for commercials.

Are tools always supposed to be this homoerotic?

The young cub looks like he wants to beg Daddy to fuck him.

He has protease face.

huh?

At first I thought the OP meant Mark Devine, who played the Maytag apprentice. He was on Sex & the City, which is where the pic is from.

R28 him too

R26, it's called Crix face. Crix face, crix belly, crix hump. Get your terms straight.

The Stihl dealer could whack more than my weed.

None of them have anything on the Lindt MASTER Chocolatier.

Can’t wait to have him pack my fudge!

I want to know what actor that is playing the Stihl dealer. Hello, daddy!

I want the Maytag Man to pound Mike Rowe's manpussy

[quote]He needs an upper bleph and about 20cc of fat injected into his face.

No, he doesn't.

All the men in trojan condom commercials can bare raw fuck their loads into my mussy!

R21 me too. Love Pascal.

I've been riding the Colin Ferguson lust train since he was on Eureka. He definitely has that quintessential handsome Canadian look.

Is Mike Rowe gay?

Mike Rowe is a right wing douche bag.

Mike Rowe has become old, weathered, and fat. No one cares anymore if he likes cock.

Agree about Mike Rowe. Something happened there. He has been doing that show (NOT Dirty Jobs) for blue collar workers or some such crap. I guess its not crap but it sure seems like a rightwing jackoff show to me. All about 'Murica. The uneducated and underemployed just LOVE him, it appears. That seems to have become his new niche/target audience.

I want the Allstate car insurance "What??? Whaaaat?? Whaaaaaaaatt???!!!" guy.

He is so damned hot. I'll bet that he has a huge blatino dick!

Between him and Dean Winters, I'd let them spit roast and then DP me!!

We never have fun commercials like this here.

R44 why do frau like that horsey fabio look?

It's an old commercial but that dude is way hotter than Fabio.

I know what you mean, though.

The Maytag Man is an old friend of mine from LA. Nicest guy ever....quite handsome and smart.

R47, since you didn’t add the obligatory “he’s a pussyhound” I am assuming he is available for us....

It's incredible how, with so much information available, so much mis-information bounces around the web.

Mike Rowe's definitely aging, his got a good Dad-bad going these days. He'd definitely think in the middle. Since he no longer hosts "Dirty Jobs" he's found new ways to earn a living (isn't that terrible?). I think he's intentionally presenting himself as a 20st century Paul Harvey - he tells stories of average people who do something that makes them special to the community where they live. Yes it's corny to us now, but it works. In addition to the podcast, he's got a web series. Oh and to the upthread poster who types, "The uneducated and underemployed just LOVE him, it appears. That seems to have become his new niche/target audience."

I think you're confusing the fact that Rowe's foundation was created to help people get an eduction to work in a variety of building trades - areas where there's a shortage of workers. Mike doesn't believe everyone should go to college, that you can make a very good living in plumbing, heating, contsruction, etc... it's hard work, it will take years, but it's worth the effort.

I like Mike Rowe, appreciate many of his efforts. His fixation on his mother is tiresome and twee, but I can live with it, knowing he's got all sorts of other efforts happening.

Stihl dealer daddy has been doing commercials for a couple of decades, and I think he was also in an episode of Northern Exposure.

R49 I actually think he's made some smart comments about workers and jobs. He's veered into GOPland a few times in those comments but I think he's less of a partisan and more about the actual work.

It was his overreaction to getting tricked by his crew into reading a sexy fan letter from a guy that really made him come off as a douchebag.

I HAD the Maytag Man

So have I

What about ME? Doesn't someone want a drink of water from MY long, shiny pipe?

LOVE Colin Ferguson since I saw him in “Tales of the City.” He’s tall —6’3” and doesn’t work stateside enough — the only thing kind of current you can see him in are those bland “Fixer-Upper” mysteries he does on the Hallmark channel with Jewel.

Screw the Culligan man. I want the Dish TV guy.

He is sexy AF!!

Founds this!

Eh, I worked for Culligan and we had tons of better looking guys vying to be the newest Culligan man. He wasn't my first choice. IMO, the current guy ain't so good looking in person, but he's a nice guy.

I like the Chase Bank "cafe" guy.

[quote]To blast his load in my face.

Do you want a 2nd rinse cycle after that?

R61 Yes!

I have loves him since Eureka. Gorgeous man.

[quote]I'm also strangely turned on by the fit-fat handsome dude in this commercial. (But not the cancer causing shit in his hands)

That sums up about 99.9% of commercials I ever see. I want everything BUT the product they're selling: I want the hot guys, the beautiful sunny days, the beautiful clean houses, the crisp clear pitch perfect American English, etc.

The Roto Rooter guy in the commercial with the little kid on the big wheel. Someone please find and post. He's sweet and sexy.

May Tag that.

Colin Ferguson is one of those guys that I've thought should have had a better career. Instead he got relegated to doing dopey TV movies with Jennifer "Jugs" Love Hewitt.

[quote]I like the Chase Bank "cafe" guy.

Do you mean Capital One?

Right in front of my salad?

Same guy

^His name is Anderson Davis and he's on instagram

I've always thought that Mark Valley looked more like Ferguson than Mark Devine.

Capital One Cafe guy

Mark Valley is SO hot.

I bet their buttholes smell like warm cinnamon and Ivory soap.

Mark and Colin can tag team me.

So who is gay in these tv commercials?

I want the trucker!

OMG I love that sky-high Capitol One guy.

His name is Jeremy Brandt. Sexy and married with 4 kids.

Handsome fella.

I still think he's hot. It's the eyes for me, really.

I would not say no to a sweaty weekend in an oceanfront room at below-market rates....with the Trivago Man.

LOL R83

Trivago, en espanol!

I'm sure we have some DL'ers who will enjoy this commercial, too.

well according to the commercials, he's got nothing better to do

While you guys are trying to get all these hot mens into your various beds, I will quietly lure the bug guy into mine. That face, those dimples, the dropping to his knees so quickly.....geeze....

BTW, bug guy is Tom Parker and here are some of his other commercials.

We’ve eaten from his hole, it came out slowly at first then a sudden burst of the finest, warm manfudge ever. We were in Hershey heaven!

The fit fat dude in R10 is the type of larger dude I find hot.

He's really handsome but it's also the attitude.

The guy in this one is cute.

R57 Oh, my God, I love the Dish guy, too! I'd let him program my remote anytime.

I love it at about :16 in the commercial when the woman's husband comes in and the Dish guy steps back about 10 feet like, "Whoa, dude, she was totally coming on to ME, not the other way around."

You know when the wife has that remote near her face, she's pretending it's the Dish dude's cock.

Nice package from top to bottom.

The OP reminds me of a joke ... Ahem ... What is the difference between a washing machine and a straight guy? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you dump a load in it.

I love the dad in this Zero Water commercial, he's also done a Bath fitter commercial. I've been trying to find his name but no luck yet.

r97 Just shift your eyes to the right and you will see both of their names. His is David Winning.

I first noticed Colin Ferguson as the hunky cop starring in the SyFy Channel show "Eureka."

Capital One Cafe guy has HUGE hands!!

I like the salesman guy in this one

I see the Dish commercial all the time and damn if that dude isn't hot.

I love the Bada Book Bada Boom dude's voice.

(wouldn't mind hearing him say "take my load", too.)

Yoo hoo, Dan!

I need an attachment that only YOU have........

[quote] I want the Maytag Man

Jesse would thank you. He doesn't get much action these days.

To each his/her own, I guess.

Write to Ellen. Maybe she can make this happen during her Christmas giveaways.

Dear, Ellen I really want the Maytag man to bust his but all over my face and ass. Please make my Christmas wish come true.

*Nut

Not THAT Maytag man, R105/R106.

THIS one.

sexaaaayyy

R66: Glad I have DVD, where I can view Colin Ferguson bum, forever.

I want Captain Obvious.

You want it, you got it OP! Just say the word.