Keanu Reeves Is the New Face of Saint Laurent

Why?

I love him, I've always loved him. He's been mine since 1994.

Fuck yes.

Hidious. Give us young hot guys with pants bursting at the seams.

Keanu can sit on MY face if he wants.

I like his edge.

He looks wonderful. Love the black leather.

damn.. aging has not been bad to him....

I hope he has has time to acquaint himself with the benefits of regular bathing.

"Far too old. Far too old."

Pats and Eds

Most of the time now he looks terrible with the scraggly hair and the beard. Not pretty anymore. Hasn't aged well or kept himself up.

He looks like an incarnation of Rasputin.

Back in the day. Mmmmmmm……..

I will be so happy when this phase of oily unkempt hair and beards and tattoos passes.

He looks like someone's middle-aged dad.

Charles Middleton as Ming the Merciless! Reborn in black leather!!

R15, you will too some day, unless you die before it happens...

I think Keanu is fabulous.

Douse him in parfum first.

Why do some celebrities have to be so stinky?

Looks damn good to me. Anyone here in their 50s look that good? Didn’t think so

I liked his squarespace ads.

FABULOUS!!!

Still looks damn sexy. One of the few celebrities I would actually like to spend the day with.

When he was young and perfectly beautiful, he played down his looks...I hate him for that stupidity.

Très chic.

Excellent choice. He's exotic-looking enough to pull off that scruffy Euro look perfectly.

Reeves looks like a version of Jean-Hugues Anglade.

He's unspeakably hot

I was fairly indifferent to him when he was young, but he's looking good these days. Although he probably has a pretty short window before old age really kicks in.

He will always look cool, even when he’s in his eighties.

he has aged PLENTY WELL. humble. mega rich. generous. handsome as all get out then get back in here......masculine. tres fuckable. and always lovable.

cool

R15 I'm OK with that, actually.

It’s a shame his beard is kinda patchy and doesn’t grow in full but other than that he looks incredibkr

I just saw the trailer for John Wick 3. I didn't know Laurence was going to be in it. And Keanu has the line about how they need guns. Lots of guns😄

Deep in thought:

Shadey:

He's hot, but he can't grow a full, proper beard. Those pubes he's plastering on his face annoy me. Why can't he just get a beard transplant?

Even the Liberty Bell’s got a crack in it!

He looks awful compared to the way he looked years ago. Do something about the beard and the hair!

And he still can't act!

Homeless chic. Yuck. There are 50 homeless dudes in my town who are hotter than him.

R36, yeah...product placement for the NRA. It's disgusting. Glamourising gun violence when we know what is happening in real life.

R43 uhh no, it's a Matrix reference.

Why are so many stuck on the old story that he smells bad? That was ages ago.

R28, that French actor is in one of my favorite French tv shows Braquo.

Oh and Keanu looks great!

He’s still Hot.

Look, let's just be grateful that he's no longer sad.

[quote]I love him, I've always loved him. He's been mine since 1994

He was mine first, fell for him watching The River's Edge in 1987.

He looks like a derelict in every papped photo; the Arch tee with a dirty blazer and taped together shoes. They should require him to be at least clean looking in public. But, he seems like a nice man.

Has Keanu ever fucked a fish?

Lots & lots r52

WTF did he do to his nose?

I'm going to have to take a closer look during Jon Wick 3 or whatever.

I think he had a nose job. It just looks different from when he was younger. Slimmed down. It didn’t do him any good. It looks worse.

John Wick movies are excessive gun violence. Stay AWAY from them.

John Wick movies are fantastic and the best cinematic universe going.

His nose was always fine...you stupid ducking, cunt.

Did Geffen corn-hole Keaneu?

I love Keanu! He is so handsome.

All is vanity

Klaatu Barada Nikto

r20 With many it might have to do with having been sexually abused growing up.

When there are multiple husbands and a lot of boyfriends coming in the house like there was with Keanu’s mom, at least one of them was probably a molester.

He is absolutely beautiful. One of the few who has aged like a fine wine. Just delicious.

Does Keaneu suffer from tinymeat?

Women would love to have him even with a small penis but his meat not tiny, so get over it.

Rob Mailhouse was his boyfriend for a long time, then he fell for Tiger Chen. Who now?

Keanu and Tiger did the commentary on the Man of Tai Chi dvd. They had no chemistry at all or had a falling out because they barely talk through long sections of the film. It actually made me question how much directing Keanu actually did and how much he relied on his cinematographer? During the end credits you can hear some smooching going on. My jaw dropped at the thought of Keanu and Tiger in an embrace but then Tiger says Keanu is his idol, K says that’s pathetic and a woman laughs. So I think the smooching was K with whatever woman he had in there with him.

Keanu would have turned off the chemistry and it is a sign that he really has chemistry. Keanu did a lot for Tiger...helping to finance pictures and seriously trying to make him a star. Perhaps Tiger always ask for more? Tiger would preach to Keanu because Tiger was always so disciplined, Keanu not so much. It was like husband to husband the way they sometimes argued.

I can believe it r69. Just a hopeless pursuit to make Tiger a star.

'A fish' R52? Oh dear.....

There had to be some boiling bad blood between them for K to be so callous that he would bring in his latest hookup and make out in front of the ex in the midst of a professional context.

He gave herpes to a female friend of a friend.

What a dick.

^ Ewww...!

R74 hey it happens man!

R73 who doesn’t know that Reeves is a prolific herp spreader? Has been for decades. Lucky she didn’t catch crabs too. Bet she knew and still spread just to have that magic dick in her.

I think he is lucky that he never got aids but I don't think your female friend would tell you she got herpes from Keanu and I feel sure you are lying.

Is he broke? He's got to be broke.

Why r78? It’s generally thought he is one of the richest actors in Hollywood?

[quote]Is he broke? He's got to be broke.

He's someone who apparently doesn't spend a lot other than on motorcycles ( I think he even has a motorcycle business). He's only bought a house maybe 10 years ago, likely less. He steadily works even if it's shite projects for his friends like Destination Wedding or modestly budgeted, yet successful films like John Wick.

[quote]He's hot, but he can't grow a full, proper beard. Those pubes he's plastering on his face annoy me. Why can't he just get a beard transplant?

I think it's road rash from when he wiped out on his motorcycle years ago.

He’s been unique among Hollywood actors in avoiding working with any #metoo perps. The only one really is his A Walk in the Clouds Director who Debra Messing let loose on recently.

This is the only celebrity calendar I've ever owned. Keanu was so beautiful up to his late 30s. He's never been a great actor but you like him so much you want him to succeed anyway. That said even though his acting lacks certain depth there's still something there which makes him believable in his roles.

R81, well, Gus van Sant has had nasty rumors about him for a long time.

R81 I also saw on another thread someone saying the Wachowskis are pretty messy.

r67 = fish or tinymeat

I doubt he has tiny meat but he isn’t making the lists of most endowed either. There are a few posters here who claim to know personally and they need to spill the deets!

R85, I've always thought he's packing at least an 8 incher. He's got the perfect build for it.

My eyes were riveted to his crotch during the London press screening. There was a LOT to catch the eye down there.

part Ornamental = tinymeat

Year of the Tiger:

My parents have an apartment in Keanu building in New York. So I see him every so often in the elevator. He is gorgeous.

Keanu is certainly not broke, he is very frugal , certainly not broke.

R88, part Polynesian = fat papaya

When he was young, everyone fell in love with his beauty.

[quote] Rob Mailhouse was his boyfriend for a long time, then he fell for Tiger Chen. Who now?

Receipts??

Receipts please??

Mailhouse is married

So????

Keanu doesn’t feel the need to marry, why should Mailhouse?

Mailhouse was probably feeling a little desperate, he needed to marry.

Well Keanu didn’t think it was important enough to dress up for. Lol

Sometimes it is as if Keanu is stupid. Why would he not wear a tie? He can be a real jerk.

Keanu looked terrible about 5 - 8 years ago. Then suddenly, much better. He's had excellent work!

Keep the hair, shave the beard.

ide suk his ass out thru a barb wire fence with a straw.

dat mean he a top since he with a tiny meet Asian???

I think he may have been on some really hard drugs r102. Like meth hard. There was a blind item revealed to be K that he stunk up a trailer so bad it had to completely remodeled inside. Which is a symptom of meth. It smells like dirty stinky socks and seeps into the interiors requiring total remodeling.

Oh dear!

From 10 years ago

R106 I dunno about meth. But he looked bloated of body and face, which is NOT a meth look. He looked like he had given up. Then John Wick seemed to turn things around.

He looks good here. Reminds me of his younger days, except an older version.

R110 I like his nose 👃🏻

" There was a blind item revealed to be K that he stunk up a trailer so bad it had to completely remodeled inside. Which is a symptom of meth. It smells like dirty stinky socks and seeps into the interiors requiring total remodeling."

That is one of stupidest things I've ever heard. Meth smells like dirty stinky socks and seeps into the interiors requiring total remodeling? HAHAHAHA!

I see we have some drop ins from LSA here to deny reality and continue pining for their knight in shining armor to finally settle down with them the minute he sets eyes on them.

Mailhouse is 6'4" Tiger is about 5'1" and 90 pounds, whatever that has to do with anything, I don't know. It seems obvious that Keanu fell for Tiger, you just have to look for the pictures. Keanu is not your average guy. He is a man who holds a grudge, so you should not cross him.

At one point he was ill and his kidneys or liver were not working right. That is when Tiger was actually very worried about Keanu, not taking care of himself.

He was a heroin junky and he loved coke. All a junky wants is his next fix, they don't care about a shower. Everyone around him knew he was not worried about body odor.

His business partner Hamel, caused his break up with Stoff. Stoff had watched over him and kept him working, even after his problem with cotton arm on Bogus Journey...and Keanu was Stoff's best client for awhile.

Hamel was just like his Dad, a real asshole.

[Quote] Keanu is not your average guy. He is a man who holds a grudge, so you should not cross him.

He sounds like a Scorpio.

I have crushes on actors on and off. Usually they do a crappy movie or when they open their mouth and say something stupid. I forget all about them. But that has not happened with Keanu. Man of my dreams. Since River's Edge.

He has one Scorpio planet in Mercury. The rest is Virgo and Cancer.

Sometimes he can act, sometimes he is awful. He is self conscience and that is a deadly problem for an actor.

He wasn't great in Dracula. Though I wasn't really impressed with anyone besides Gary Oldman in that movie.

Coppola does not empress me but I heard Roman actually directed it. Those guys are so straight, they can get the girls to make the most of their boobs but they have no idea what to do with a beautiful guy. Why would Francis allow his young daughter to hang out with Keanu? Did he want to lose another child?

I think Sofia is the one who wanted to date Keanu and her indulgent Daddy made it happen. Keanu has influenced a lot of her work I think. Lost in Translation and especially Somewhere, with its tale about Chateau Marmont living.

R124 Lost In Translation? Wasn't that based on her marriage to Spike Jonze?

He's pretty ugly these days. He has long horse-face and looks rickety.

I think he’s aging exceptionally well and handsomely

Keanu is beautiful.

For a very private person some people here seem to know way too much about his life. I assume we're once again dealing with Blind Items bullshit that some people believe to be totally true without actually knowing anything about his life?

No blind items for me. I just did my research and fit the pieces together.

It’s surprisingly hard to find blinds about him, considering how famous he is and the allegations that blinds are made up. There would be more about him if they as phony as claimed.

Is he dating anyone?

R132 he is apparently still hooking up with his Romanian costar of Siberia, Ana Ularu. The LSA ladies hate her with a passion.

Chad Stahelski, is who I think he's dating. Watch the videos of the promotions for Wick 2. Chad slept at his home during the entire filming. They also seemed couply. This tour for Wick 3, however, not a single interview together and Chad has only interviewed with Berry. No idea if it ended.

R134 where is the evidence Chad slept at K’s Place?

Keanu Reeves stated that in an interview. It was on YouTube. He also stated that he sometimes sleeps over at Larry Fishbournes" house; they get together and talk and he sleeps over. Like every other 50/55 year old man I've known. The interviewer even tried to get him to walk it back...he did not.

R132 holy fuck that gif is hot!

R136 I love that they're still friends after all this time.

I assume that when he is at Larry’s home he may drink (and maybe other stuff) and doesn’t want to drive. Better safe than sorry.

Alexandra Grant is in Venice, Italy and K is in Rome doing press. He usually takes a few R & R days when in Italy. Can’t figure out if she’s lesbian or one of his harem

"For a very private person some people here seem to know way too much about his life. "

Oh, come on. NOBODY here knows anything about his life. This is a gossip board, remember?

[quote]Oh, come on. NOBODY here knows anything about his life.

Exactly, that's what I meant. That's why it's so funny when people spread gossip they read elsewhere as the truth. I've done that myself but I try to always say I'm really talking gossip, not something I truly know anything about. I remember when I first found a great gossip place sometime around 2000, possibly AGC Main Page Blind Items which collects rumors elsewhere into one place. I pretty much thought everything I read was real. I mean how could it not be when someone had written it down? The years have taught me that most of those BI's were probably total bs.

These days it takes a lot to convince me to believe a blind item to be true. The problem with blind items is, like the Russian and alt-right propaganda masters perfectly know, that even if they are totally made up we still tend to start thinking, hey, this could be real. The idea is planted in our minds and it stays there. That's the reason why I still tend to *know* that some people are gay, even if they're really not. I just read a blind item years ago saying they are, and it stuck with me.

I just wish he made better movies. But that is happening to alot of actors his age. It's a youth industry. The best I have seen him for awhile is John Wick. He still looks handsome. And I like that he isn't at all the kiss ass Hollywood parties like the rest of the zombies.

Tobi Tobin, one of K’s longest lasting hookups apparently, wrote a book called Door to Door. Not even attempting to fictionalize Keanu other than changing his name to Henry. Here’s one passage about him: “Then there was Henry my lover he was perfectly complicated beautiful intelligent childish sexy and a bit dirty. essentially homeless he spent his time moving from one hotel to the next. he was well traveled well read. Recited Shakespeare soliloquies in bed to me, rode motorcycles crashed them had excellent manners and the stance of a prince. When he spoke he made large sweeping movements with his hands to illustrate events taking place in his day. he was an actor and musician and an excellent lover. he was successful famous rich and emotionally unavailable. he was perfect for me. I could hide in Henry make-believe with Henry fell in love with Henry then he would disappear for months we were only lovers with no commitment no rules I’m in agreement to be what we needed to each other at those moments when we’re together no time passed between us we took up each time where we had previously left us we didn’t discuss last time we didn’t discuss the future we just stayed in the moment Henry was everything to me I love him I just couldn’t tell him that.”

how is it impeccable manners to be dirty and smelly?

Handsome man

Dennis Cooper changed his name to Henry also, right? Van saint changed his name to Swifty.

Toby would do anything for money, including bearding.

Another passage, another recounting of how dirty he is lol.

I was in love with Henry the moment I saw him, completely fascinated by the way he walked, talked, moved and just about anything he could possibly do. Henry was everything I ever wanted. he was Canadian and a hockey player. I love hockey players, especially goalies, is which he was. Henry was a hockey player I never got to flirt with, every peewee junior. A hockey player that my brother brought home after practice but that I could never have. he was also dirty. so dirty he actually smelled. I can remember my actually showering him down before the crazy sex they had all night long. I could hear them through the walls, fucking and moaning. It never turned me on. I heard it all the time. she was always fucking someone but I hated that she’s fucking Henry. and I hated that Henry never noticed me. I was at my at most unattractive when I met him, still waitressing in the valley at a pizza joint and 15 pounds overweight. I was broke and didn’t even want to notice myself, but I knew Henry was the one for me. and I thought somehow one day he would see. The last time I had seen Henry he paid a visit to my ex that’s when I give Henry a kiss. I gave him a kiss and lips right in front of the house. I sensed that things are over between them and that I would not be seeing him anytime soon. I felt sorry for him having to come over and say goodbye. Clearly he was not informed about the free love shack business my roommate was running. so I walk Henry out to his motorcycle and said my good bye as well. but I kissed him. .....I kissed Henry.......I kissed the love of my life for the first time.....he didn’t expect me to kiss him but I did. I kissed Henry, that’s all I could say to myself for days..... I kissed Henry. Two years passed since the kiss and we now meet again.

sorry I couldn't follow the genders in that mess, at all.

“Standing in the dim red light, Henry was the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. he was uncomfortable dirty graceful and clumsy all at the same time. a reluctant star he slipped shyly to the back booth and hunched over a pint glass. His shiny Hawaiian black hair and his pale white skin set him apart. His brown almond shaped eyes piercing me. a shock of bangs hang in his face to cover and comfort his soul. he radiated a sweetness I couldn’t explain, the shyness of a boy in a man’s body. his feet grounded on the earth centered like a ballet dancer with a straight spine being pulled to the sky, a sense of entitlement, with Hands that could carry a baby through a burning building. every inch of his body oozed dirty beautiful sex. that was Henry viewed from afar. that was the Henry I had to have if only for a night if only for a few moments. The plan was simple find Henry and suggest we leave. the fewer words the better. Henry was a simple man and the more body language he could read the better. words only complicated matters. he wanted life to be simple, beautiful and natural. so, organically drunk, I suggested we leave and go to his hotel room since my brother and his wife are shacking up in my pad. we’re clear on what we wanted a safe place, a small dark room clean sheets, holding each other.”

“Henry’s room at the Château Marmont was home to him. there are books stacked on the table, piles of scripts and small pieces of torn paper with phone numbers on them. I noticed the day-old baskets of flowers sent over from the agents, producers, directors. I smelled leftover pizza and counted the empty bottles of beer on the floor: ten. the bed and bathroom were freshly cleaned. I worried about what to wear to bed. Would we even end up in bed? Henry moves with confidence in his room and unlike the shy boy the party. he was in his castle now. we could’ve stayed friends that night, we didn’t have to become lovers. we could never have kissed but we did. and we kissed all night long all over our naked bodies. every inch of our souls went into discovery of a humanness us we have to offer. We abstained from making love and were satisfied with how far we are gone. we knew we had time, years if we wanted. There was no hurry only hunger. we were separated from the the world. I fell in love with Henry that night and from that moment on there would be no one else who could make me feel the way that he did. no one else that could hold me as he did or kiss me like he did. I wanted only Henry now and whatever it would take to keep him. I wanted the moments of peace so he brought that night to last forever. but as the sun broke the darkness. I knew I’d have to return home without him and face my own hellish reality. I left Henry in bed after breakfast of eggs Benedict and fresh juice. we kiss goodbye at the door and Henderson back in the bed I missed him a soon as I walked out of the room I walked out of the hotel barefoot in a borrowed T-shirt and a pair of Henry’s old jeans, towards Sunset, carrying my heels in one hand and my party dress in the other. I hailed a cab and within five minutes located my lonely vehicle.”

“ I Arrived home to 16 new messages on line one, six on line two and a message tacked to my door from Henry “hi I lost my address book and I can’t find your number I’m back call me” signed H. he was here I can still feel him he’s back he’s finally back. IT just mattered that he was back. I look at the note a thousand times. read it over and over again to be sure it was him because I needed it to be him. Henry and I shared little besides being in bed with each other, but still it was something for me and much more than I’ve ever given in the past both physically and emotionally. I guess I like it that way. it was easier for both of us not to ask too many questions or at least the wrong ones like when will I see you again? or how come you haven’t called? Neither of us have an answer for those questions anyway, so we avoided them to keep the ordinary out of our lives. Henry was the only private thing about me other than my real name. he was my secret, my safety, the only breath that I ever took and felt safe about, and yet he hardly knew me. It didn’t matter to him either that I’ve kept all of these things about myself so private: after all he was after the same thing. together we had an understanding and for the eight hours that we fucked and slept neither he nor I would wonder what the other wanted. “

She writes some dialogue as if a script. Wouldn’t be surprised if she had tried to shop one around.

Tobi Why are you pissing off my front doorstep?

Henry Because you were in the bathroom

Tobi So you just piss outside, is that it?

Henry Yes. I just took a piss out your front door baby.

Tobi Well OK whatever

Henry Yeah whatever

Tobi When will I see you again?

Henry I don’t know. I’ll call you

Tobi OK OK. you know you always come to see me when you’re either coming home or leaving?

Henry Really I didn’t know that.

Tobi Yeah you either have just gotten home or you’re just leaving.

Henry Really. That’s so strange really

Tobi Really. yes you stupid fuck yes

Henry Ha ha ha you’re pretty funny this morning

Tobi As well as you are, man who pisses off my doorstep.

If someone was describing this person as their lover, I would tell them they were the fuck toy of a narcissist/sociopath.

“I slept with Henri last night. I still smell like him. I don’t want to shower. I wonder why I need him so much, why it’s only him that I love. I hate that he leaves me so quickly and so easily. why isnt it hard for him to leave? how can he be so cold when he leaves?never knowing when he’ll see me again. just knowing that He can. I hate the way he knows I’m always here. I wish I were unavailable to him. I wish I weren’t always needing him the way I do. I wish I could be more like him. he’s so sure that I love him. he knows I need him. I wish I were the one always leaving. I wish I were the one never missing someone. I wish I was Henry and not me. I say his name every morning when I wake up. I say it over and over again. Henri, Henri. it scares me how much I need him. I think of him all the time even when I am too tired to speak I think of him all the time. Even when I am too tired to speak I think of him. I rest only in thoughts of Henry. there are no signs that he needs me. I look for them every time he calls or comes over. he never says he misses me, never says he thinks of me, never says anything that would make me believe he loves me, but I believe he does. I want Henry to tell me he loves me. still I won’t believe him. I think I love Henry because he never tells me that he loves me. I know that’s crazy but how can I love someone so much and never want to hear the truth?”

She actually dedicated the book to “Henry”. I imagine she sent a copy to Keanu hoping he would get the message she wants more.

“For Henry, the most beautiful man I’ve ever known. the love of my life. my muse, my friend my lover. loving you has been the best decision I ever made......”

She has never taken drugs, she is too crafty for that. She might like you to think that she takes drugs so that YOU will take and BUY drugs!

Tobi Tobin, whoever the hell this person is, sounds like the biggest fantasist in the world. Her overheated passages are right out of a very bad romance novel.

I would bet his smell is in large part from not showering off after these hookups. Just moving on to the next with sex juice on him. And unless the next person insists he showers, they share the juice!

Keanu and Leo are next door neighbors. What if they were in a real LTR? Does Hollywood know this already?

Is Keanu the new face of DereLict ?

his ass is the face of hunger...for multiple cocks

he is awesome to rim, big fat hairy ass, stinks to hi hell tho, wont wipe.

he was 'discovered' in a play in Canada when young, fukd his way up the ladder. never met a cock he couldn't consume anally,

remember his marriage to david G....? la billionaire.

miss saint Laurent would have eatin his ass out till the chickens come home, and ate his load like a hungry cheerleader on speed.

Keanu is the only one of the big Hollywood 90s "heartthrobs" who still looks as hot. Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Leonardo Di Caprio have all aged like milk.

About that play, Wolf Boy, in Toronto back in the day, I remember reading an interview with the gay director who didn’t want to cast a bunch of theater types in it. Wanted more realism. So he advertised in the gay classifieds. Brought in a bunch of local hustlers to audition......and Keanu. So how did K find out about a theater audition from gay classifieds?

R160 are you saying you’ve had the opportunity? Tell us more.

We love these candid photos, etc, of facelifted homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt!

R156. Also his 2-3 inch heel lifts!

Keanu is 6 feet tall, you can find it on his arrest record.

Toby was paid to write that book, guess why.

Where can one buy those 3 inch heel lifts?

He's old. He looks old. I guess even OLDER men go on about him. There's a lot more living in the past on DL than with other middle aged people it seems. My parents and their friends don't go on this way about people from late 1970s. Keanu was sexy looking in that one film back in the day. But he's not really sexy. Sexy is an energy. Keanu is a druzy. He looks like Johnny Depp if Johnny took two days a week off from hard partying. I'm not sure what 60 year old men are supposed to look like? But old pretty boys don't look good. Pitt wins over Depp and Reeves. Cuz of that ASS! Yellowbone ass gonna last. Those full pink lips forever.

John Wick 3 premiers. Halle Berry kept trying to hang off Keanu.

Hi, Keanu!

I guess the homeless look is in.

[quote]Tobi Tobin, whoever the hell this person is, sounds like the biggest fantasist in the world. Her overheated passages are right out of a very bad romance novel.

Totally. The whole thing reads like fanfic and Henry could be practically any Hollywood male star. Is there any particular reason we should believe her stories?

Oh, all Hollywood stars are part Hawaiian, hockey goalies and ride their motocyclles? I had no idea.

"Oh, all Hollywood stars are part Hawaiian, hockey goalies and ride their motocyclles? I had no idea."

You believe her piffle? As for all these details about "Henry"....well, anybody could know that. I think she got a lot of her information from his Wikipedia page.

Jerk, she was ask to write the book, because the asshole needed some bearding. He needed cover and she was ready to do it. Look to Frisk and the chapter Wild, to get a better picture of keanu.

He looks like shit. John Wick promotes gun violence. Disgusting.

I've said this before, I will say it again. I served Keanu a beer in 2002-ish. Not my type. He was so drop dead good looking. It took my breath away. My straight bar back even said: wow. And I doubt he even knew who Keanu was.

" He needed cover and she was ready to do it."

I think if he needed "cover" he would have picked somebody a lot better than this twat to "do it" You believe her? You must be nuts.

He looks old, stinky and weathered.

His is weathered, you big damn dummy...a person who rides their motorcycle constantly, gets weathered.

Might be smashing this now. YouTube gamer, Instagram influencer, 26 years old

In the late '80s to mid '90s, keanu was the best looking thing in Hollywood, male or female. He was stunning. In person, he would take anyone breath away.

he the new face of

cock.

He was so pretty...

He the new face of my spot to dump me cumwads.

Shrewd move on their part. Keanu seems to be one of those actors EVERYONE likes at least a little. For some of us, more than just a little. My only beef with his glorious face is the eye job. They rarely look good, especially on men. He was handsomer before, but that's a minor quibble.

I've heard before how incredible looking he is in person. Like JFK Jr in that regard. Nothing like the rest of us mere mortals!

European tabloids reported K dating a euro celeb called Roger Garth. They were supposed to have been spotted by paparazzi together in Rome but how did they not get pictures? Maybe K bought them himself?

he the new face under my toilet seat taking my sexy xxxxx.

Thank you for that, R192.

No, he did not get an eye job, stupid.

they are friends, trust me,, Keanu like his men butch mean and italiano…..DOMINATO

Yeah, he did.

There is so much bullshit written about this man.

It just goes to show; the quieter you are, the more people will try to fill in the silence.

He is supposedly extremely honest but I feel like he lied quite a bit in this interview

You are a ridiculous idiot, at R196. Just a complete fool. You know nothing about that man. Dimwit.

Keanu lies like a champ. He isn't like Trump but he will let no one take his success away from him. He has made a fortune and he plans to keep it. He would never think of coming out.

Keanu is quite because he has much to keep covered. So much! And the ignorant pretend he is just a cardboard figure. Someone should investigate and do the real book. Why didn't he go to his Grandmothers or his fathers funerals? His Grandmother took his mother to court, to get custody, why?

Sandy Gallin probably would know but he is dead. Did Dolly have an affair with keanu's Mom? How about David Bowie?

The interview is fun. The last question and answer/reaction was remarkable. I believe I heard real emotion (please let me know if you heard it, too- if you watch it). I also he got a little sad after it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=612&v=oNu6NyMkp8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=612&v=oNu6NyMkp8k

I hope this works

Rock star reception

He’s getting the handprint in the cement tomorrow in LA.

He got that several years ago. He can get it twice?

[quote]He got that several years ago. He can get it twice?

He got the star on the Walk of Fame years ago. The handprint is different.

Call me all the names you want, R199. I don't have to know the man to know he had an eye job. Why so invested? You need to learn how to be wrong gracefully.

Is Keanu always on something? Be it coke, pills, alcohol? Is he ever clean and sober completely? Does he go through cycles of sobriety then fall off the wagon?

At first glance, Keanu Reeves’ seems to have it all. Many talented actors only dream of attaining Reeves’ level of fame and fortune, the fruits of labor of an acting career that has spanned three decades. Although his agent thought he should change his name when he first started acting, Reeves has been very successful using the name his mother gave him.

The Canadian actor has 97 credits in his IMDB filmography, including one rumored project and seven that haven’t been released yet. Reeves’ successful career has paid well, too, making the star one of the richest actors in Hollywood. Looks can be deceiving, though. The story of Reeves’ personal life is heartrendingly sad. Beginning at the age of 3, Reeves has endured one tragedy after another.

Keanu Reeves father walked out on his family

Reeves was born in Beirut, Lebanon to showgirl and costume designer Patricia Taylor and geologist Samuel Reeves. When Reeves was just 3 years old, Samuel walked out on the family. A single mother, Patricia moved the family around a lot during Reeves’ childhood, raising him in Hawaii, Australia, New York, and Canada. Reeves attended four high schools by the time he dropped out when he was 17 years old. He credits his struggles with dyslexia for making his education a bigger challenge than it is for most people.

River Phoenix was Keanu Reeves’ best friend

Actor River Phoenix was considered to be one of the most gifted actors of his time. His work in films like Stand by Me and River’s Edge were universally praised by critics. Phoenix and Reeves met on the film I Love You to Death and quickly became best friends. When Reeves saw the script for My Own Private Idaho, he knew Phoenix was perfect for the role. In December 1989, Reeves rode more than 1,000 miles on his motorcycle to hand deliver the film’s treatment to Phoenix and persuade him to take the role. It was during the filming of My Own Private Idaho that Phoenix developed a drug addiction that would later claim his life.

In 1993, Phoenix died of a drug overdose outside of the famed celebrity hotspot, Viper Room, when he was 23 years old. The actor reportedly took a lethal combination of cocaine, heroin, and Valium. Reeves was also 23 years old at the time.

Just five years after the death of his best friend, Reeves met David Lynch’s assistant, Jennifer Syme, in 1998. The pair “fell instantly in love,” according to Reeves, and conceived a child one year later. On December 24, 1999, while Reeves was filming The Matrix, Ava Archer Symes-Reeves, was stillborn. The grief of losing a child understandably strained their relationship and the couple broke up a few weeks later. Unfortunately, the tragic story doesn’t end there. A year and a half later, Syme was on her way back to a party at Marilyn Manson’s home when she was killed in a car accident. She was only 28 years old at the time of her death on April 2, 2001.

Reeves addressed his never-ending grief in a 2006 interview. “Grief changes shape, but it never ends,” Reeves told Parade. “People have a misconception that you can deal with it and say, ‘It’s gone, and I’m better.’ They’re wrong. When the people you love are gone, you’re alone.” Reeves has cited the deaths of Ava and Symes as the reason he avoids serious relationships and having children.

I think it’s an urban legend that Reeves and Phoenix were “best friends”. They were friendly but not much evidence to support the besties tale.

And Reeves and Syme were not together when the baby was born stillborn. Another urban legend.

You are an ignorant bullshiter at r212. Most all of your story is pure press bullshit. Patricia a stripper and Sam was dealing drugs in Lebanon and clerking for his stepfather...what was his stepfather doing? Sam did not abandon his children at first, he was traveling, taking care of his stepfather's race horses. When Keanu was about 12, Sam disappeared, he was doing heroin. Why did Sam's Mom go to court to try and take the kids away from Patrick?

Anyway, pretty much everything you said, r212, is wrong.

My question is, why was Jennifer in that one car accident? Johnny Depp and who else were at that party?

I always have to laugh at the claims his mom was a “showgirl” instead of a stripper. Real showgirls have pics of them in their elaborate costumes. We’ve never seen one of Patricia. I wonder if she took Keanu to the strip club with her and that’s why he has a thing for them?

It's so obvious he's had work done, years ago, the had shit injected into his face and who knows what other procedures.

he has the long floppy hair by the side of his cheeks to hide the evidence. I saw him on Grahme Norton show last week.

so jennifer was David Lynch's assistant? I didn't know that, I remember reading that she worked in the record industry. Basically a groupie.

why do we care? He has herpes! Gross! Not cute anymore, face is all fucked up now.

The man won't even whiten his teeth but you insist he had work done. He would seldom take a bath and he does not know how to dress but he has had huge facial work done? He is a natural beauty (he was when he was young). That fact scares some people...he was something to behold, like a piece of art, don't be so upset about it, he is in his mid 50s, his time is over.

Sam never even graduated high school and he was really cute, total Asian look. He was certainly never a Geologist (what bullshit). Before he was arrested, he worked for a MEXICAN cartel. Like his father, Keanu has done a lot of drugs.

R215 why wouldn’t she be the only one in the car? She was coming from her house?

Did she fall asleep in the car? Why did she crash?

R222, IIRC she was high and drunk. She had been driven home a short while earlier think because she couldn't drive herself. They found traces of drugs in the car, maybe other evidence.

oh my some loon in this thread who claims Keanu hasn't had anything done to his face. Get your eyes checked buddy. Very obvious to me since at least 2 years ago. I think it was even on one of the threads here, someone posted a pic.

Looks natural

Keanu was so hot back in the '90s and even Chris Cornell couldn't shut up about how attractive he was.

of course he has had work done, give me a fukin break....they all do

I think he's had Botox and peels but I do not think he's had surgery. He's adorable with a good heart.

Some people must be unacquainted with plastic surgery and what it looks like, that's why they're not seeing it. Or they're just in denial. He's a Hollywood actor, R228. He's had more than just botox and peels.

Yes he had work done because there was a period several years ago he looked like crap and then suddenly there was a bit of his handsome again, in a new "ageless" formulation. Keanu chose the surgeon who precisely explained how horrible Rupert Everett's surgery was.

We'll always have the memories:

He clearly hasn’t seen Avengers. He doesn’t get any of the references

The hand shaking at the end? Just an old people thing? No larger issues?

Just beautiful.

R227 is a goddamn idiot who refuses to accept the fact that there are natural beauties. His parents were both attractive and he was blended. Blended people are often very attractive. Some people never found him to be beautiful, because they are ignorant racist. Keanu did not need work done, except he played hockey and also got into accidents. He has a scar over his upper lip, because he was not wise enough to ask for a plastic surgeon in the ER. Keanu knew he was beautiful and was completely relaxed with his goodlooks.

The plastic surgery freak here has probably had his whole face redone and still looks like shit.

No, I know Toby's book was written as a friend, for a friend. They really are friends and of course she knows the Hollywood publicity game and she was trying to help out a friend and she was paid. Britney Spears wanted to make the film but then her life turned to shit.

He was very, very pretty when he was young, he's beautiful now.

I don't like them young, never did.

R213 they gave numerous interviews calling each other "my best friend" and even referring to themselves as Romeo and Juliet. Keanu got choked up in an interview when asked about him even years later. It's not an urban legend that they were very close.

That shaking was not good. Hopefully it was anxiety or his hand was tired. All his drug taking does damage to the the body.

His face just keeps getting longer and longer, like a baboon. He looks old and stinky to me.

“I missed your beard scratching my thighs”

#4EverFabulous

😥........ And I'm still the face of hunger.

Keanu's beard scratching Tiger's thighs? I could believe that.

When alcoholics don't drink, they shake pretty badly. They should always have at least one beer.

It seems Halle Berry and her people were trying hard to set up a showmance with Reeves. Blind Gossip did an item about the contract arrangements. But BG later deleted the blind and you can’t find it now. Reeves people got it taken down I bet. The most he is giving her is letting her link her hand around his arm and she just drags behind him, rarely looking at her even. It looks pathetic.

I wonder why he never took a wife.

He is gay and he does not have to be bothered with a wife...same as Leo. Keanu never even has a girlfriend.

Reeves had a serious romantic relationship with Jennifer Syme. She was pregnant with his child, a daughter, who was stillborn in 1999. Eighteen months later, Syme died in an automobile accident. Hasn't had a serious relationship since her death.

Syme wasn’t a serious relationship. She was a passing fling. Drug buddies too

Anyone citing Syme as a serious relationship knowns nothing about Keanu. Perhaps read upthread for starters.

He has had successful films there than the Matrix and Wick. He would be working a lot more commercials if he wasn't still loaded.

[quote]The hand shaking at the end? Just an old people thing? No larger issues?

It just seems like he was having a hard time getting the pencil through the concrete and getting it to look the way he wanted.

The shaking wasn't consistent and he wasn't doing it when not signing. He may have just been nervous.

He's also had a lot of injuries over the years and even has a steel plate in his neck so leaning over to do that may not have been pleasant for him at 55.

He is gay, otherwise he would be with a woman. Believe it or not, straight men actually love women and like to be near them...as much as possible.

R253 the shaking I’m referring too is the last 5 seconds of the video. The pencil isn’t even in the concrete when he started shaking.

he likes eat butch mens assholes out while they tear his nipples hard.

he a fun trik at the tubs, takes all loads offered.....she wears prosetics on face so no one recognizes her.

saw her stay in the sling 6 hrs once! world record for that sleazy place.

Pfft! 6 hours is nothing. Not even close to the block record

His hands were shaking on his last two Graham Norton appearances. It’s quite pronounced and I’m not sure it’s all nerves. I’m no expert but this time I also thought his eyes looked different.

[quote]His hands were shaking on his last two Graham Norton appearances. It’s quite pronounced and I’m not sure it’s all nerves. I’m no expert but this time I also thought his eyes looked different.

Oh dear God.

I saw his last Graham Norton appearance and his hands were fine. There were times when they were completely still and times when he was fidgeting with his thumbs or waving his hands around wildly. He's always been like that. He just can't sit still. Hell the clips are probably still online!

The shaking from the signing was different but he wasn't doing all of that in the last Graham interview.

Needs a haircut and shave.

Maybe he has Parkinson's.

He does all those stunts. He is merely a human who needs their alcohol and yes I have seen his shaking hands and seen the same on other alcoholics. He needs to take a drink before he goes to an appearance. Grow a brain keanu.

I know what I saw R259 and his hands were visibly shaking both times.

R261, unlikely. There wouldn't be periods where his hands or whatever part of his body that is tremoring would be still.

And yes, he even injured himself more than couple of times on John Wick 3.

Tiger Chen has a big fight scene with K in JW3. And hands visibly shaking in some scenes.

He might have essential tremor...if he does it is a horrible disease. I will still stick with his drinking too much and morning DTs.

Sen. Susan Collins from Maine probably has essential tremor, she deserves it.

I want to know where his eyebrows went

I mean eyelashes

Way better than seeing ancient douche Johnny Depp in another campaign. Did Dior drop him?

I love him!

Extensions? Lace-front? Plugs? It's a look a 40 something can pull off but 55?

Johnny might have extensions but Keanu doesn't, he actually has his own hair.

Sure he does.

Keanu Reeves: ‘Grief and loss, those things don’t ever go away’

My favorite side of Keanu

Was Dennis Cooper telling a true story when he said Henry slashed one of David's famous paintings?

And did Geffen and trick really try too choke him r276?

I'm curious.

You can see his hands shaking in that video at r270. He has something neurological going on.

R265, yes I noticed that as well. The scene where he reassembled the gun; I wondered why he would be nervous, he's an actor.

Alcoholics sometimes go cold turkey but it shows. Someone should explain the situation to them and to their caregivers. It is actually dangerous.

Was this recent Keanu interview linked?

Keanu never once mentioned Jennifer's name ever. He never mentioned the baby either.

Did he distangle himself from psycho Charlize?

I wonder if she is the originator of those “Stslker Keanu” blinds on cdan?

R285, lol, what? What did I miss?

OMG! So much r286! There is a series of blinds about K being an insane stalker!

Links, please!!!

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These two were in a movie together. They were actually even a couple for a bit. He used to be A list and has only ever done movies. He does not do much now. He spends a lot of his time doing nothing except watching his former co-star and flame. She is a movie actress but is not above doing television for the right part at the right time. Not her usual though. She has no idea he ex actually stalks her. She knows that he seems to show up at odd places and events halfway across the world but he always says he is working. He lives for the moments when they run into each other away from LA because that is the one time she will sometimes let her guard down and let him close to her again. back in the day he scared her. Scared her very badly. Too intense. Too controlling. Not anything like he appears in reality or even in his roles. Confrontational and would not back down. It was too much. She thinks he has change, but he hasn't. He makes sure to always be acting his best when she is around. The last few people he has dated have almost been her twin. One of them had the wrong hair color and he made her color it to match. Everyone who knows him assumes he managed to chase away her last boyfriend who almost married her. He lived to break them up and worked and work and worked at it. Our actor thinks that he can get her back despite what happened in the past. Despite the fact that when he touches her now she still looks like she is freaked out. She has told her friends and our actor that she would never take him back. He keeps trying though. Watching and following.

Keanu Reeves

Then Sean Penn got involved! Lolz!

“ This former A+ list mostly movie actor who relies on his past hits and still good looks to make up for the not so great track record over the past decade has finally been convinced to stop stalking the A+ list foreign born actress he has been following for years.

A couple of late night visits from her current actor boyfriend made him stop.

Keanu Reeves Charlize Theron Sean Penn”

Hahahahahaha, omfg! Thx, R289 & R290

Ridiculous fake blind items. Not juicy more like a pr bullshit story to make Keanu look like an heterosexual creep. As long as it is not implied he is a closeted homosexual.

Yeah, because being a heterosexual creep is SO MUCH better than being a private homosexual ...

There was another one about him stalking a actress/singer. Turning up at soirées she’d be at. Finally banging her a few times then dumping her. Never got “revealed” though K was top guess.

Keanu prefers guys but his PR is constantly putting out blind items about him yearning for girls. He does not have to yearn, if he wants a pretty little 22 year old, he has her. Keanu is a very rich guy.

[quote]. He does not have to yearn, if he wants a pretty little 22 year old, he has her. Keanu is a very rich guy.

He also looks like Keanu fucking Reeves

Jennifer Syme wasn't a groupie or a drug buddy. She was his sister Karina's best friend. That is how she and Keanu knew each other. I don't know if they were in a relationship or had a fling that resulted in a pregnancy but they were close friends and he clearly cared about her enough to not cut and run but instead support her through the pregnancy. They (I am assuming Jen as Keanu is so private) released the babies name before everything went wrong. If you have given your unborn baby not just a first name but a middle name before it's born, you are serious about being a parent.. It was all very tragic.