Can we discuss Neil Patrick Harris and his bubble butt

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Thank you, gurl.

Thanks for pics Neil.

Not his real ass.

OP = Harper

Or Gideon...or whichever one wants to eat this week.

I can't stand Neil Patrick Harris because I think he is obnoxious. He is a top right? I think he once said in an interview he could still go back to having sex with women? I guess he is really bi?

That's his ass stand-in.

I love him.

J'adore Neil Patrick Harris and I don't care which jealous, catty used-up, retired rentboy masquerading as a Serious Critic of Neil Patrick Harris on DL knows it. He's funny, charming and looks like someone put a Midwestern farmboy in a penguin suit but you know that underneath, the farmer's tan lines are still there.

I think he's tremendous. Burtka and Harris are adorable together.

I love NPH, too. I hope r9 is another gay guy.

NPH singlehandedly made being gay acceptable.

He might be wearing Rounderbum, the padded underwear that makes your ass look fuckable. He seems the type to do something that cheesy.

Mr. Prettyass

No. Just no.

I noticed his ass in that commercial. Probably the first time I've ever found him attractive and of course it's from behind.

OP = NPH P/R team.

How's is the rehabilitation of NPH's image going, OP. Was the ill fated Oscars telecast his halcyon days, or could there be bigger things coming in his career than game show host?

I doubt that is his real ass. He always looks so emaciated.

A shame about the face though.

R18 You beat me to it. I'm not crazy about his public persona either. He seems to be a bit narcissistic, coming off as far too nice in a very phony passive/aggressive way.

[quote]Not his real ass.

LOL

It looks like a normal guy's ass.

I hate that new commercial he's doing with one of his twins.

If that's Burtka at R13, it would make me love them even more.

Is Neil a top or bottom?

No, r22, it's just me, r8, a now superannuated smart kid who just [italic]adored[/italic] Doogie Howser, M.D. Each season, I hope the next reboot to be announced will be Douglas Howser, M.D.

Hottie

Either the people boasting about his ass are trolls or the whitest people that have ever whited.

There is no ass there. He should stick to being a top only.

I always thought Butka had the better butt

R26 is right, there's no there there

Is he still with that guy

Max reviews David Burtka's new cookbook in his IG stories today.

The ass at R28 is not the same ass that NPH is wearing in the commercial with Snoop Dogg's mother.

"You drove John Singleton to his grave, and now you're trying to stab me in the back? Forget it. I fought worse monsters than you for years in Hollywood. I know how to win the hard way."

R6 yes he is a bisexual that leans gay. He has not that long ago talked about how he enjoyed sex with women and he is clearly the top in his marriage

That is not a bubble butt.

[quote]he is clearly the top in his marriage

He doesn't have the bigger dick.

So? Top/ bottom has nothing to do with any kind of physicality. It’s all psychological.

I hate that commercial, and I'll bite my tongue in regards to other opinions I have after watching it.

does he fart?

[quote]NPH singlehandedly made being gay acceptable.

MARY!

He has lowhangers

NPH never needs to do another thing. I saw him in "Hedwig" twice and he has serious talent.

Just to be sure I saw three other actors in the role who were pretty good to terrible. Even the author who has played the role hundreds of times wasn't nearly as interesting, or funny as NPH. I was blown away. I don't know the guy, but you simply cannot say he isn't very talented. He is.

Are him amd Burtka in an open marriage? What about those cheating rumours?

After 50, no matter how hard you work the glutes, your ass falls/fails flat it't very upsetting. I'm ordering a few or these.

OK, so I have actually seen NPH's butt and cock……his ass is indeed bubble as you describe, covered with a nice peach fuzz and quite round and tasty. Cock is cut but has A LOT of skin which looks UC but isn't- maybe 4 inches soft, totally average…trimmed pubes but like done at a designer salon, very groomed. Balls are indeed VERY low and very nice…..isn't shy in the least about nudity and very "locker room normal" about stripping down, no big thing…also, he smells NICE……..

When I saw that commercial a week or so ago, I assumed that he had purchased implants. He isn't my cup-of-tea, but his ass did look cute.

^ Ugly and average then? His ass is not a bubble, he has wide hips and a flat toned ass. Some people obviously don't know what a bubble ass looks like.

I never called his butt a "bubble butt," R46. That said, many would say that it qualifies. I just do not find his looks or personality attractive to me personally.

How odd is it that Amazon felt the need to use famous people's mums and not the celebs themselves

Neil is an ectomorph. As in a typical skinny guy. He has a light build with small joints and lean muscle. Long thin limbs with stringy muscles, flat chest. His shoulders and hips are of equal width, not the ideal male proportion. Without legs and thigh development - white men don't have bubble butts. If you saw him in Hedwig or in life, he has a small flat butt. It does look higher, rounder and thicker in the commercial. I wouldn't put it past NPH to get implants.

He definitely padded that underwear.

He's nude in that movie with Ben Affleck and he looks average (at best).

Flat and wide.

I bet he's wearing a Hubba-Hubba Heinie®!

[quote]Some people obviously don't know what a bubble ass looks like.

And some obviously could not give a shit.

Dayum, r44, do tell us more

His face ruins everything

No one but the OP mistakes NPH for any kind of heartthrob. He's not celebrated for his good looks.

I still think he's a pretty good actor - come on Count Olaf? Really.

bubble

[quote] OP = Harper Or Gideon...or whichever one wants to eat this week.

The props.

[quote] Without legs and thigh development - white men don't have bubble butts.

Name some who do.

NPH has zero sex appeal.

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r44, are you his doctor?

You guys are crazy

He has ' Lady Hips '. Just like my Aunt Linda.

FUCK HIM

He’s hot!

I prefer his husband

But his fug face OP!!!

Any white ballet dancer, people, has a bubble butt because THEY PUT IN THE WORK EVERY DAY.

What is he doing lately?

How about black ballet dancers, R70?

Exactly (R72}!

five head

It's never been fucked. NPH is not the girl in the relationship

LET'S BUMP EVERY GODDAMNED NPH THREAD BECAUSE OCD