JGL huge penis!!

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Wow!!! That is huge!

R2 What a giant cock indeed

links are not working for me.

same here. can you put the photo on imgur?

Let me try and repost it...

JGL?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

Not from the rumors I've heard :(

Where's the bush? Rather see an average dick with natural pubic hair than a big, hairless one.

How do we know this is Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

Not the best looking one either.

He has a huge penis indeed... And he likes to go down.. That being his ultimate act of foreplay..

Because I told you..

What does his boyfriend think?

0/10

OP, are you the same chick who wrote the post saying she was hooking up with JGL recently and found out he is divorcing his wife?

Penis https://imgur.com/gallery/xr9vcrE

Yep! Bitch its me! I dont owe him no loyalty that was his wifes job.. Next!

And boyfriend on the side, hon/r18.

OP, just curious -- are you black or Latina? If not, do you have blonde hair?

Not a blonde...

Who is his bf? Is it Jared? [R18]

OP, how was the sex? Did you he do you rough? Was there anal?

[R23] He was filming on location most of the days so we didnt get to that part... But I'm glad that we didnt. I googled him and added blind item and saw an article about him Mysterious Skinned some dude he met on Grindr and the man contracted HIV... This was in 2018 and I was devastated!

R9 - And we're supposed to care what some unfuckable old queen, still stuck in the 70's, and his opinion on excessive pubic hair?

R25 I dont understand those people who try to police each others body hair (or lack thereof), if you wanna walk around hairy like a caveman do you boo.

Ugly. I like nicely proportioned dicks, not mushroom or tiny heads. Also prefer natural not mutilated.

Thanks for the details, OP. So you guys just sexted each other -- no making out or anything?

And how did you meet?

R28 just like how he met his wife..over social media...He has a private page...

JGL is bi. Ex friends m&f married couple are/were swingers and had a 3some with him. JGL fucked both of them and sucked off the guy and ate his cum. I was really friends with her. The guy was a total asshole. She did say JGL had a big one.

R17, how can you not figure out how to post a link?

R30 OMG! Yeah he said he have a thing for going down.... My gaydar was buzzing a bit with him... Jesus Christ..

R17 Chillax dude im a first timer... So pump your brakes and enjoy the gossip...

R30 I guess that's why his wife left him... She won't really let him see his kids... She definitely found some dirt on him...

Lots of mental illness manifesting on this thread.

R35 that's America in general...

I've heard too many stories of JGL with women (going back to college) to not believe he is bi. I think he is one of the few true bisexuals in Hollywood, along with James Franco, Ezra Miller, Nico Tortorella, and Jeremy Piven.

R37 From what I could gather up I believe he is bi as well.. He is panicking to find a replacement girl because once news breaks out about the divorce the gay rumors will re-ignite... Look at the stuff he said about logic on Reddit Q&A...

r38, what'd he say about Logic? Can you copy and paste?

R38 A fan asked what was the best moment with HitRECord band together and he said Logic's Biceps... Lawd Jesus...😯

I could totally see him hooking up with Logic. They seem really fond of each other and Logic is cute

We met in Zanzibar

He said he was a star

I didn't know

His name was Joe

And he'd come from afar

OP, are you saying you never actually hooked up with him? Just sexted? If so, then why are you so mad?

I was a little sceptical because the thumb in the pic looked too fat for JGL but then I found this.

It's Zoey Deschanel?!?

He has a beautiful kissable face 💋

R43 Wouldn't you be mad if someone wasted almost a year of your time? Turned away nice guys, tried to be loyal. But aint no loyalty in Hollywood. And that's where he had me fucked up...

Anyone still have a working link?

Think it is JGL-thumb unusually similar

R49 I wish he still looked liked that! Dude aged like buttermilk!! Add more paler skin, receding hairline, crooked teeth and wrinkles...

This thread is ridiculous. Fiction.

The real question is what the fuck happened to his career? He has completely disappeared.

R51 Fool how is it fictional? Do you know me or anything?

"Do you know me or anything?"

In an anonymous board? Is thinking difficult for you?

R53 Oh shut up you hater...

The fact that none of the links work makes me think that it's true to some extent. If so, he's got a nice thick cock.

Fake.

Just for the record, r55 is easily conned. In case you wanted to sell him something worthless.

It’s sufficient.

[R56] Are you done or are you finished? If so dismiss your sideline hating from this blog please and thank you!

[quote]Chillax dude im a first timer... So pump your brakes and enjoy the gossip...

So the big fucking box that says “Website Link:” threw you off?!

R59 Go find you someone to play with because I guarantee you.. I👏 am 👏no👏t the👏 one!

Oh shit. The clap emojis have made their way to DL. Time to close up shop.

R61 Says the punk who want to be me... Your whole existence is copied from my kind... Now shoo fraud!

If this thread is gonna have useless bickering, it's gonna also need AT LEAST a working link to the picture for further obsessive analysis by DL photograph and thumb experts.

The picture worked for me. Late last night when this was posted. I believe OP. Sometimes we get real tea, but haters want to be boring an wait for People Magazine exclusives before they believe the gossip.

OP tell us more about this relationship or his time with men. Also, you haven't; told us if you are a man or a woman. So many questions.

R64 Thank You! The only reason I am here is because when I googled his name and keywords this blog came up. When we met I only knew just a few things about him like 3rd rock Gi joe etc ... Didn't know that he was married, didn't know he had a brother, didnt know he had kids... So as we talked I found out about the things that I know as of now. He was very fast and forward in the relationship. I suggested that we become friends to better know each other's characteristics more but he seemed in a rush to get me.. I loosely accepted because in the eyes of the law he was still legally marrried..At first I was the happiest girl in the world until.... I saw drunkenness, erratic behavior( possibly drugs) Lies and mental health issues with this man...

Welcome to DL, please note that this is a gay blog, so we (I) would like to know how was the sex and did you get a bi vibe from him?

R66 Thank you! I come in peace...

Yes I most certainly got bi vibes from him.. I think he had a crush on the rapper Logic. On his ig he was blowing kisses to him and on Reddit a fan asked what was the best moment of Do What You Love experience and he said Logics biceps... I am 99.9 percent sure that he straddles the fence..

R65 “we become friends to better know each other's characteristics more“

OP, did he find you through a traumatic brain injury support group? An ESL correspondence course? You write for shit, both stupid and ugly, and I don’t believe for a moment JGL - or any man with an IQ over 99 - would willingly spend 10 seconds on you. YES, I CAME FOR YOU.

R68 I dont give a good goddamn what you believe bitch...

None of the links I clicked or cut/pasted worked for me.

OP, can you please write "OP" in the Posted By box so we can know when it is you posting? Thanks

[quote]The only reason I am here is because when I googled his name and keywords this blog came up.

[quote]I saw drunkenness, erratic behavior( possibly drugs) Lies and mental health issues with this man.

Sure, OP's two threads (so far) are merely some sort of public service announcement.

So we can disregard the delusional comment.

Yeah, straight girls who can't speak English are posting on eldergay boards. Suuuuure. Pretty sad trolling effort

74 replies in and I still don't understand what this thread is about.

Once you do start understanding it, that's the time to be worried.

JGL is too busy sucking cock to be entertaining an affair with fish.

R77 you hoes are just mad because you can't get his ass! Hating ass bitches!

R74 Oh choke on a dick and die asshole..

R75 R76 You obviously understood it enough to comment... Now stop being two bitter hoes and bow down you wanna be's.... How you gonna hate someone you really want to be? You dummies are fucking insane!

OP sounds like one of those wayward teenage girls on Maury. "You don't know me hoe!" Maybe that's JGL's type.

R81 Yep! And I meant every word you swine!

Here is one..

Damn. Correct middle name and same profile photo used for his Instagram.

It's him.

Thanks OP! Ugh, he sounds pathetic.

I can't believe you all believe this shit.

r86, why can't you believe it?

R84 R85 Oh it was most definitely him... He is known to meet common people over the internet. How you think he met his wife??? And if you scroll through his ig comments there are girls that are saying the same stuff as I am now! How do you think I found them?

What has JGL been doing these days? It seems like nothing, so I can believe this is what he's been up to. A shame you didn't get dick pics with the rest of his body and face.

I don't even know which posters to block in this thread. What a zoo.

So wait, where is a link to the penis?

R91 Yes it was.. But I got a warning from imgr to take it down...

This is very real...

Did he ever tell you something about hooking up with guys/bi experiences OP?

R94 the only thing he had said was he did somethings that he isnt proud of... So you know what that means..

His relationship with Michael Pitt? Bearding? No I don't know what "it" means. R95

R96 Me probably suck dick for roles..

R96 He probably sucked dicks for roles..

Probably? 😂

He masturbated on film for his Shortbus audition.

So there are a hundred posts and no penis?

Laaame. Next.

R101, it was here and it was a perfectly fine peen.

There was a dick pic; I saw it last night and he's huge. You just missed out because you weren't awake before JGL's people had it taken down, lol.

ALWAYS SAVE THE DICK PICS WHEN THEY FIRST SHOW UP

Yes. You can see his big cock on SNL number

Isn't the post at R6 supposed to be OP's second attempt at posting the dick pic?

Maybe it's a catfish pretending to be JGL on instagram to get nudes from chicks, considering OP hasn't hooked up with him. Has she actually met him in person?

R87 It's an obvious troll and you're all falling for it. The picture at R83 is so clearly photoshopped it hurts. Besides, why would he use the same profil picture he's using on his IG? He's still married, and there's no way he'd make himself so easily recognisable. I know JGL isn't hot right now (in every sense) but he wouldn't be so sloppy.

Besides, OP you've overdone it with the "I love you so much" at the end. As if the millions of "baby" in his text weren't enough already. Since you say you've never even met him, JGL has no reason to "love so much". Shame that you couldn't even make your story entertaining.

R106 Nope.. How would a catfish know that Jaime Foxx snubbed him while filming Power? Or that he took his HitRECord crew to Perch LA in March? Or that he purchased a small theatre on downtown L.A.?

I believe you, OP. Too many specific details to be someone making this up on the fly. r106/r107 are just PR people in damage control mode.

What do you mean Jamie Fox "snubbed him"? Sexually or friend-wise?

Thank you... Jaime foxx "accidentally" hit him in the eye while filming Power back in December...

That doesn't explain much. Did Jamie do so because he was angry that JGL was hitting on him?

I recall him playing the gay kid on That 70's Show. Just imagine him and Topher Grace banging - what a paroxysm of creamy white flesh that would have been.

This is one of those threads that the more you read it, the dumber you become.

R112 Not sure why but it's like a thing in Hollywood or something... JGL seemed cool about it...

This OP is one sick puppy. Not to mention illiterate.

[Bold] TO ALL THE OLD DLERS THIS THREAD SOUNDS LIKE LIBBY TALKING ABOUT RUSS BACK IN THE DL DAY.

R114 but it's addictive like potato chips.

This thread is filled with fangurl retardation. You’re being trolled.

BLOCKED.

R117 you know what it reminds me of? That woman who insisted she was having an affair with Backstreet Boys Nick Carter back in late 2010/early 2011. She didn't post on DL, but we somehow stumbled upon her Facebook feed and there were lots of posts by (supposedly) Nick. Well, it was his name and picture, anyway. It was all so sad. A lot of the so-called exchanges between her and 'Nick" sounded like something you'd privately text to someone, not post it on FB for the world to see.

R120 Bitch you are delusional.. Dont have the time nor energy to lie about anything fool...

R95 I think that's a reference to R100. He tried out for a role in the sexually graphic SHORTBUS when he was trying to transition from teen to adult roles in the mid-2000s. He sent an audition video to director John Cameron Mitchell to prove that he was okay with the material. Neither has disclosed what was on it, but it's been implied that it was a jack-off video. In the end, JCM chose not to use JGL because he thought that he was too recognizable to the general audience and would throw off the balance of the rest of the unknown cast. Stupid reason, I've always thought!

r114 NAILED it. Thread closed.

I will never understand why DL is so defensive of this guy. Yes, he did some gay roles, but he has always made a big fucking thing about banging women so we all would know he wasn't gay (of course he likes cock as much as pussy) and acted like an absolute pig during the Don Jon press, to the point where I'm shocked he was never called out on it. Oh, and when his relationship with Michael Pitt got out, he ran so fast into the closet he left fucking skid marks. You think it's a coincidence he got married not long after? C'mon.

I don't know or care if OP is telling the truth, but I will say I have read stories very similar about JGL, enough so that I think this sounds plausible. You can believe that or not, but I really don't get the caping for this cunt.

"he has always made a big fucking thing about banging women so we all would know he wasn't gay" -- that's utterly ridiculous. If it is true, provide some links showing where he's made a big deal about banging women. If anything, he was always very coy about clarifying himself as straight, like in that Out magazine interview all the way back in 2010 he said it would be really tacky if he had to clarify it (https://www.out.com/movies/2013/9/12/joseph-gordon-levitt-silver-screens-new-leading-man).

And what do you mean he acted like a pig during Don Jon press? Because that's the first time I'm hearing about it. He has always had a reputation as one of the classiest guys in Hollywood, and that doesn't come out of nowhere. If you have evidence, put up or shut up.

Lastly, the Michael Pitt rumors came out in 2012. He didn't get married to Tasha until 2014. That seems pretty long after to me.

I know it's impossible for your peanut brain to understand this, but some MEN ACTUALLY ARE BISEXUAL..

R125 Dude, I agree he is bisexual. Although your referring to his wife by her name reveals you to be a stan.

You want links, go look up his stints on Loveline. Yes, he absolutely did brag about fucking women, and he also bragged about getting hard doing scenes with ScarJo in Don Jon. Again, why are people so defensive of this cunt? He isn't even nice.

Funny. I asked you to provide evidence (the way I did, with an actual link), and you still have yet to do that.

Even if did brag about sex with women, so what? As a bisexual, he has SEX WITH WOMEN. Him not talking about having sex with men too makes him no different than any other closeted young gay/bisexual actor in Hollywood, so it's stupid of you to single him out.

I'm not a fucking "stan" of Tasha. I used her name because I like to be specific in my arguments (hence my providing of a link). You obviously have something personal against JGL, trying to frame him in a negative way in which most people don't see him.

R127 God, you toady.

[quote]Are you done or are you finished? If so dismiss your sideline hating from this blog please and thank you!

Oh lord, we're supposed to think that here in 2019 a young person online doesn't know the difference between a forum and a blog post?

This whole thing reads like a hoax from a middle-aged LSAer.

I came here expecting dick pix and all I got was broken links and fan fiction.

There was a dick pic, but OP deleted it saying she was told to. Plus her story doesn't quite make sense, JGL was saying he loved her, sexting her, yet she claims she didn't actually meet up with him because she wanted to take things slow. If you are sexting, you might as well just hook up. Obviously she could have kept that dick pic or uploaded through a different site, that she didn't tells me she didn't keep it up because it was some random dick off the internet. A hoax, yet plausible. Sounds to me like someone obsessively watching his IG comments, notices he flirts with other women and conjures up this story.

Yet somehow I got sucked in and am commenting, I will admit that makes me the bigger idiot.

I agree with the previous poster that this is reminiscent of the Libby/Russ bullshit

This is all you have to know. [bold]JGL sucks cock like the best of them[/bold] and he blushes when you poke his hole.

Thread closed. Finito!

I don't know how big his pecker is, but he looks mighty girthy here.

R124 speaks truth! How dare JGL not act in a way that DL can endorse? Just who does he think he is! He OWES us more than a good performance. We MADE him and we can DESTROY him!

What the fuck is "caping"?

Wasn't there a dick pic at R6? I'm trying to keep up but it's not easy

There was, R137. A dick and thumb pic. Someone posted screenshots of the JGL thumb and deemed it a match. I have no idea.

JGL is aging horribly

This is that thread we'll be discussing in a couple of years saying remember that crazy chick who thought she had a thing with JGL and some people were buying it... ?

I wish I could find the one about the fat chick and Nick Carter. It spawned multiple threads, if I'm not mistaken. It was really odd.

It's the rationality-shredding thread!

Was there EVER an actual cock shot?

The DL version of Bigfoot or Sasquatch.

Yes there was R143, last night, at R6: shaved, thickish, erect with hand, thumb and no face.

Who knows who for certain? DL sleuths working overtime.

"I came here expecting dick pix and all I got was broken links and fan fiction."

Why are you surprised? 99% of the shit that gets posted here consists of broken links and fan fiction/wishful thinking.

"99% of the shit that gets posted here consists of broken links and fan fiction/wishful thinking."

And dried up old queens who have nothing better to do with their time and energy than have a purse fight on an anonymous website.

linkie stinky

Duh r148.

I don't think that he has his dick at r6. Given JGL's haircolor and eye color and skin tone I believe his dick would be darker than the one in the picture. The one in the picture is too pink to be his.