How to make my ass taste sweet?

Sit in a bowl of Aunt Jemima, Rose.

Only twinks have it

Eat strawberries.

Lipo. The deeper the crevice, the funkier the stank.

My friend says letting part of a lifesaver melt in your ass makes it taste better

Add a little vanilla extract to your douche water.

Eat pints of Ben & Jerry's.

Oh yeah ?

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[quote]How to make my ass taste sweet?

Eat a lot of fruit and nuts.

Spread some apple butter in and around your hole.

Stop pooping.

Why, are you going for a sweet and salty effect?

I also suggest stuffing a cinnamon stick up there. Remove when the asshole is required to perform a task.

You could combine it with the apple butter technique for a seasonal twist.

A brown sugar glaze might help.

OH Honey.

A spoonful of sugar.

No lie I had a friend who put Vanilla Extract on his taint.

Worthers Original?

Anus is for exit not entrance!

Nutra-Sweet.

hmmm

What's a good lube that tastes good and fresh? I like to eat after I've been up the man.

Diabetes

Eat pineapples - not too much, though as it literally breaks down the flesh in your mouth. Oh, and don’t stick it in your asshole!

While we're on the subject how do you make pudding taste like ass?

Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. It blends in well.

A teeny-tiny thermo-nuclear device is my recommendation

Wipe properly.

Thoroughly clean and use lemon soap

you can't, fool. shit comes out of it.

Make a bouquet garni of lavender sprigs and lime peel, then put it up your butt for 5 hours. Voila! Done.

SOAK it.

i like to use oil of olay body wash in my asshole.

We are always fresh as a daisy 'down there'!

Stuff Teuscher Champagne Truffles up your ass before your client rims you.

Chop out the parts that smell.

I like to make a C&H sugar mix and pat it in my asshole.

[quote]Erna

Fetid shit eating diseased sociopathic shit encrusted Nazi pedo cunt fuck

R41 do you have anger issues much?

Erna is love. r41 is hate

Ram yourself with Pixy Stix.

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[quote]Erna

Fetid shit eating diseased sociopathic shit encrusted Nazi pedo cunt fuck

Kumquats. But you don’t eat them, if you catch my drift.

Take a sitz bath in maple syrup.

I swipe those coffee shop jellys and keep them on my nightstand. Grape and Strawberry.

take a dip in the dead sea

hmmmm

Just a spoon full of sugar........... that’s what I was really singing about.