Small dick experiences: Dish! bitches dish!

Yes let's laugh and make fun over something someone has no control over. I bet your friends and sister make fun of you because you're gay.

Meet me later at the downtown gay bar to dish! My girlfriends and I will be there all night, dancing and dishing with you gays!1

Can't see it op. But I have had more than my share of micro peen.

I've got up and walked away also.

Discussing your sex life with your sister and friends is more disturbing.

Another horrid thread

My last boyfriend burst into tears, we were both drunk, the first night we hooked up. Apparently, the last guy he hooked up with put him down for having a small dick. He was five fucking inches and some bitch wanted to make him feel bad about himself. Makes me so angry that guys would do that to each other. Five is a great size, but I can't imagine what guys under 5 inches feel like. Like r1 said, no need making fun of people over something they can't control.

By the way, the ex-was 20 so he was still had a lot to learn, life isn't like porn.

Wow! So OP is so bad in bed that he doesn’t know how to please a man? I’ve ran into men who are small but because I know how to please a man it’s of no consequence whether a man be big or small. I’m very tight too so I can make a guy feel good no matter what.

Most gays are just selfish and self centered. It’s all about them only. Sex is about the other person.

The average erect dick is 5.1 inches.

I always thought that "Asian micro penis" was a myth, until I encountered more than one guy who had a two inch penis when erect. If you're trying to imagine what that's like, it truly is about the size of a cocktail wiener. OP, I don't know what your point is in starting this thread ... guys with small penises are human beings who have feelings, and they have to cope with more rejection than most.

Size is relative. For me, I consider anything under 8 inches to be small. With 7 and under, I really don't feel very much, though I might consider 7 if the face and body are super-hot. Is 5.1 inches really considered average? I couldn't even imagine taking 5 inches. Seriously, I'd feel absolutely no sensation, so what would even be the point of having sex with the guy?

Meh - do what you need to do.

Whether you eliminate small penises, T, black people, femmes, or Asians, do as you want. The only person who suffers is you.

The only issue is whether you're a jackass or treat other people with courtesy. There's no reason to be unkind.

Some dicks have length but are very skinny.

"I don't know how women put up with it."

Women don't care no matter what you faghag tells you.

Bullshit R13 ,women care . Its not a deal breaker with them though they do gossip among themselves about it. They dont like huge ones,but they do like a nice sized one. The few times Ive encountered tiny dicks I just go through with it because why make the guys feel worse than they already do? But there is no second date. The worst experience I ever had was with a guy who was drop dead gorgeous but was maybe 3 skinny inches on a hard. Out of pity I let him fuck me but about died when he kept saying shit like "You like that cock baby? " and "Am I hurting you?" It took every ounce of my willpower not to laugh in his face.

"Some dicks have length but are very skinny."

I hate those as much as the short ones.

Best fuck I ever had was a friend with a 4” dick. It hit my prostate dead center. He wasn’t used to guys our girls coming back for repeat performances. I think we flip fucked every day for 8 years. Then he got married because he wanted kids.

This thread is getting my puss-he good and wet. I'm rubbing my clitor-his as we speak. Cannot wait to head to the gym in an hour for a nice, ahem, workout.

For the person that said size is relative that's true, but in more than one way. People develop ridiculously skewed notions of dick size based on their experiences. The thing almost nobody has a ruler in bed and yet always come away with these exact measurements like "oh yeah he was a solid 8". Was he? Especially the way some people just happen to only ever encounter 7"+ guys, or the ones who totally straight face and I think genuinely call themselves that size. Yes, maybe a few are, but statistically no, it's impossible they all are. And I don't even mean the obvious internet inflation, but beyond that to the realm of people thinking they know how to eyeball size but as it never gets verified they construct their own world of what a 5, 6, 7-incher looks like totally unaware it isn't reality.

I avoid big dicks like the plague...LITERALLY! I'm paranoid about catching HIV, and my logic is that since guys with small dicks are rejected in the gay world and less likely to have sex, and consequently less likely to carry disease, I'm not as likely to catch HIV from them.

The first boyfriend I ever had, had a micro penis. It was about an inch when erect.

What in the hell was the point R20 ?!? You must be a top .

All I can ever think about when I read these threads is the old joke:

What are the four shortest words in the English language?

Is...... it...........in........yet ?

like this nasty thang?

It’s odd that DLer’s think Indians have small dicks.

I’ve had two Indian (American) FBs in my life and they both had monster dicks. Maybe I’m just lucky

R24 I'm pretty sure they're talking about east Indians.

The way I see it is if a man actually wants to get naked and fuck, why should I complain? I'll take what I can get.

To R10, who wrote:

[quote] what would even be the point of having sex with the guy?

So you think that the only way to have fun with someone is for you to get rammed by a giant tree trunk of a cock? You sound high maintenance and selfish.

Back in my sluttier days I met this one guy who was really cute. Problem is when we got back to my place his dick was about the size of a cashew. Now way in hell I had to apologize and say I had someone coming over.

R11 how would you have responded to a man pretending to have a bigger dick then trying to guilt you into sex? Would delicate tones and smiles have been kind ?

R2 is not me.

[quote][R11] how would you have responded to a man pretending to have a bigger dick then trying to guilt you into sex? Would delicate tones and smiles have been kind ?

Interesting. I almost actually put in a qualifier to address this exact point.

If the inducement were, in fact, an explicit promise of a huge hog, e.g., a grindr profile or verbal promise at a bar before leaving, and it turn out not to be the case, and that were the ONLY reason I agreed to hookup (it wouldn't be in my case, but I digress), then you'd absolutely be justified in politely declining continuing with the hookup. If he didn't take no for an answer, a firm statement of the obviously, "look, you promised x and that, obviously, is not the case. We should end it now."

If he refused to take no or tried to guilt you after you tried being polite, then the gloves can come off and let the punches land where they may.

I recognize that there are a lot of "don't waste my time" folks out there who actually get pissed about such things. But honey, dogs, fleas. Doesn't give anyone an excuse for being a terrible human being. In the ordo prioritas, one is clearly a bigger crime than the other.

R14, if you are not a woman and only hear gossip about it, your opinion has very little value. The main issue is that men like to think a woman's pleasure is all about THEIR dick, they don't seem to take her body into consideration.

Similar experience Gere R16. A married guy with 4in ALWAYS made me cum handsfree. I think it was his style of fucking. Jackhammer regularity but not too fast or hard.

^ Here* I meant. Why did it come out as Gere I wonder.

I picked up a guy several years ago at Splash when I was in my young slutty B&T phase. He was Oriental-adjacent. Now I knew that Oriental guys tended to be small, but I was was hoping he was "adjacent" below the waist, if you get my drift. Alas, he was empress tiny meat. 4, maybe 5 inches. I took pity on him and let him fuck me anyway, but I literally felt nothing. I remember I wound up day dreaming about what I was going to make for dinner the next night, as he attempted to pound me.

OP is trash, period. Discussing your sex live with relatives n friends are disgusting and trashy. You must be an uneducated and low class person. Fucking ew

*is disgusting and trashy* sorry typo

R17 you mean your asshole and your g spot. Why be campy and feminize an all male sex experience.

R18 owns the thread, but it will fall on deaf ears.

Most of you are completely incapable of being realistic about dong size. And it has indeed seemed to go beyond merely lying. The ubiquity of porn and Internet exaggeration has you absolutely convinced your 5 inch dicks are 7.

Most penises are 4-6 inches. 5 being average. But the 5s claim they have 7. The few who actually do have 7 claim to have 9. So on and so on.

7 honest inches is actually quite big, but it's now become the "average" length everyone claims to have.

It's so ridiculous.

I prefer smaller ones anyway. They tend to be more proportionate, stay rock hard, and are easier to suck and take in the hole.

But you shallow, cavern-holed queens continue with your Internet delusions and foolishness.

Smaller dicks do stay rock hard forever. A friend of mine had a big thick 9 incher and it never seemed fully rock hard. Too much space to fill with blood.

Your friend did/does not have 9 inches.

This is exactly the kind of bullshit we're talking about.

Having a big dick myself, I like guys with small dicks. Even more so, the ones who are into being humiliated because of it. It’s become a bit of a fetish for me.

I'm sorry, but 4 or 5 inches does nothing for me. I don't think I'd laugh at a guy who presented 4 or 5 inches (although I'd be laughing on the inside and tell all my friends about it later lol), but I would politely refuse him. 7 in my minimum, with 8 or 9 being the ideal size. I'm an experienced bottom, and the larger size is a must.

This is either an EST or you’re the worst human being in the world. Seriously, only the cuntiest of all cunty cunts would mock a man over the size of his cock.

Die in a grease fire that burns your cunt off, hag.

Being fully enveloped by a man's masculinity while being fucked is a must. A large dick conveys the type of masculinity that enraptures me as he pounds me into oblivion. A small dick telegraphs lack of masculinity and thus really does LITTLE for me, no pun intended lol.

Is lying about dick size an American thing? Like a 5 in average become a 6in average. Always. Do europeans do the same?

There ARE big dicks in the world, and quite a few.

OP is the biggest dick here.

When I was in early 20s, I met a guy who I really liked. (I’m a woman.) We went on several dates before we had sex. And when we did....well, he had almost no penis. It was maybe an inch erect. I didn't care. I really liked him and would have kept dating him. But he made himself scarce after we had sex, which could have been for any number of reasons, but I've always suspected that it had something to do with his self-consciousness about his penis.

Every woman I know has got a body issue of some type. But for men, I imagine this is the one that can really wound your psyche. My heart goes out to any guy who suffers over this. I wish I could tell them all that, for women anyway, size really doesn’t matter. (That said, my husband is blessed with a large penis, and it’s pretty awesome! But I’d love him and be plenty satisfied no matter what he was packing.)

Smaller and average dicks stay harder longer.

I'm good with an average 7 or 8 incher. Anything less does zero for me, Please don't tell me that 5.1 or whatevs is average. I've been with many, many guys throughout the years, probably thousands, and from my vast experience, I would say the average is 7.5 or 8.

It’s ok if the short dick guy is a bottom. It only gets ridiculous if they insist on topping only

R50 I hope you're not in a profession that requires accurate measurements an architect or designer.

Guys think they’ve got 7 inches because they measure from the bottom, back of the balls, beginning near the taint.

Measured that way even tiny Tim is a monster.

It is a shame how self-conscious some guys are about it. There’s nothing wrong with a small cock. I’ve had lots of fun with small-dicked men.

R50 is a blind whore.