Matthew Broderick

that's aging well?

Is that where the man go up into the man, OP?

Fat-tay!!

Puffy and stupid haircut

OP is dreaming of a three-way with SJP.

Laugh, clowns, laugh. Matthew Broderick always gives an interesting performance. And yes, he’s bigger than he was back in the day, but he still has decent definition and beautiful skin for a man his age.

Bitches, you will be lucky to look that good IF you live that long.

I had a huge crush on MB back in the day.

Is he naturally that hairless?

I always thought Matthew was really cute. I will always like him.

OP, are you a chubby chaser/

I'd pull them both in so Matthew and I could spit-roast Justin.

I see a mix of Jared Kushner and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin.

His trouble is that he just doesn't wear his weight well.

And what is your native language, OP?

Matthew has played nothing but dweeby roles for so long, it’s hard to believe he could ever have been cast as Ferris Buller. Can’t he get a better haircut?

Had a pretty big crush on Bueller-era Broderick, but there's something depressing about the way he aged. He just seems sad somehow.

[quote] I've been attractive to him since I first saw him when Wargame came out.

Why, OP, you presumptuous little strumpet you.

I saw him twice in NYC. He’s pudgy now. In his “Ferris Bueller” days, I would’ve sucked the breakfast out of his asshole.

"...and slam the door to Justin."

Well who wouldn't?

I've always detested him since he first came to my attention in 'WarGames' (1983); I've never been sure exactly why. If he headlines a film ('Ferris Bueller's Day Off' or 'Project X,') I avoided seeing it. There's been films I wanted very much to like unreservedly ('Ladyhawk,' 'The Stepford Wives' remake), but Broderick's presence mars them for me. I consider him to be cinematic death.

There are 10 spelling, grammar, punctuation or usage errors in the OP.

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

R21 blocked. fuck you grammar Fag Police. We can't always be neat when typing a response via smartphone. We don't sit all day in mom's basement pointing out people's mistakes like you. When I see you being an ass to someone else, I block you. Everyone seems to understand what the person is try to say. We don't need your type of person (who probably was one of those kids at school who will raise their hand asking the teacher she forgot to assign homework to the class when class has ended) on this board.

A good friend who lives, eats and breathes theatre says Broderick has the worst stage presence possible. To quote him, "He doesn't do anything! He just stands there."

And it's kinda true.

Macrocephalic on Sullivan Street

He's just watching the racing stripes as his wife runs around him.

He’s the poster guy for losing boyish good looks

Except one needs good looks in order to lose them, R27...

"A *foolish* consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds," r22.

He still smokes!

Smokers smoke while SJW's burn.

Huge sac

He was cute in FBDO but I prefer him in Torch Song Trilogy.

He just radiated more sexuality.

But would you choose him over your neighbor's son Joel?

I would've hit this six ways to Sunday.

If the Internet and DL had existed back in the mid-1980s, how many MB threads would there be...???

No mention of wifey SJP?

The last several times he has appeared on Broadway he has seemed medicated.

....

His boobs still look the same!

It's not easy to age and be short, and if you don't believe me, look at me. I'm not showing you me. But a 6 ft person can put on 15 lbs and still look good, but short people just look dumpy with an extra 15. And worse, short people gain weight faster than tall people, even when they're eating the same amount of food and getting the same exercise. It is fucking brutal.

All things considered, I think the guy looks absolutely fine.

Almost every human gets thicker as you age. Of course every one here can still fit into their size 28 jeans.

R33 yes. That barn scene with Kerwin was rather breathtaking.

How do you know you have been attractive to him?

There was a time when people always mistook Broderick for Jon Cryer. I always thought Cryer was more appealing because he seemed to have a sense of humor about himself.

OP has an embarrassing fantasy of becoming a horse.

Cryer was never as boyishly cute or appealing as peak Broderick (which lasted until The Freshman)

Matthew has been turning into a Chinese man for years. Whatever he's having done to his face he needs to stop.

R40 tell me about it. BUT (and I'm knocking wood) short people are not as prone to back problems as taller people.

Astaire and Hayworth are great in "The Shorty George."

I watched Marie and Bruce!

I enjoyed his tight little body in The Road to Wellville. I agree that he's still got some of his boyish handsomeness in his old age, though, OP.

I agree about the medicated part. Like a zombie

He was cute in Torch Song Trilogy. I cried at his last scene.

This was a good look for him.

R33, he had to, he was playing a gay

R44, not true

He needs to look to Steve Carrel for hair advice. When Steve went gray and got a better haircut he became totally doable

[quote]If he or Justin Beiber appeared at my door, I would pulled Matthew in and slam the door to Justin.

TMI.

[quote]The last several times he has appeared on Broadway he has seemed medicated.

The last several times he has appeared on Broadway he has seemed ossified.

Mutant ninja turtle body?

I feel bad that he's had a really good career and two women are dead in Ireland. Have they ever even taken his driver's license away from him in the US or abroad?

Steve Carrel got hair plugs, R56. Good old fashioned hair plugs. You don't fix a receding hairline like his with a "haircut."

[quote]I feel bad that he's had a really good career and two women are dead in Ireland. Have they ever even taken his driver's license away from him in the US or abroad?

It was a traffic accident.

While he was driving Cameron dad's car

R60 Yes, Rose, he's forbidden to drive in Vladivostok. In August.

did he ever cum out of la closet/??

He was so cute in this interview from way back when

closet case lavender married to horse face lesbian Sarah Jessica Parker

Matthew Moderate was excellent/perfectly cast in Election. Lick my cupcake.

He was great in Election and The Stepford Wives (out acted Nicole Flopman)

I saw Broderick in "The Producers" with Nathan Lane. At that time he did not simply stand on the stage in an ossified state. He was so good as Bloom and had a delightful dance scene with Cady Huffman in act 2.

I've read that some time after playing Bloom, his stage work did become very stilted and yes, 'medicated' was the term bandied about - esp in a revival of "The Odd Couple" he did with Lane. At the time, Broderick's behavior, poor acting created a rift between the two and they had been close friends.

He lost the little he had a loooong time ago, BUT EACH TO HIS OWN.

And the good offshoot is that you, OP, and I will never fight over the same boy.

aint he the one who crused boys round Washington park on his bike near his home?

How open minded of you to fantasize about someone four years older.

Baby steps.

no sense^

wow he a fat sow now

Tiny nips. 👎

pig tittys ripe for suckin tho if ya have a titty pump machine like they use on cows.

Turns out Matthew Broderick does an amazing Marlon Brando impression

tagline: "Everyone's got a blind spot"

luv suk on them big fat pig tits o his

A long time ago, I peed to him at the bathroom of an upscale NYC restaurant. He turned and gave me this slightly exasperated look that said: "Please, don't ask me anything!" To be honest, I wasn't even tempted to look to see what he was packing since I never found him all that attractive. Never found him ugly either but he does nothing for me.

He has Petunia Pig boobs.

I was madly in love with him when I was in my 20's.

Saw him in his underwear once in person (tighty whities, btw) and I thought I was gonna die. This was pre-Ferris Bueller.

[quote]closet case lavender married to horse face lesbian Sarah Jessica Parker

Gee, such intimate knowledge of two complete stranger's marriage, Imagine if you actually knew them.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick being closet case is not an intimate knowledge. Closeted celebrities are out in Hollywood but not to the public.

Uh huh.

im told his udders love to be abused beyond belief.

his horse wife and her turgid teeth chomp on them marvelously

r81: Me too. Thought he was the epitome of bland and uninteresting.

Did we ever determine whether the OP is retarded or just ESL?

any gloryholes he hang at? luv a crack at his nice sow tittys….chew on em till she hollers like a cow.

I'm blocking the cow tittie fetishist.

Looks okay for 60.

He looks okay for his age. However, he was never classically handsome. He was always average looking and he is still just average.

stimulation of nipples with gusto can lead to a semblance of youthfulness...

Big sac

Nice nipples

In that photo, he looks like Hitler wearing a body suit made out of the same plastic used to create the last version of Joan Rivers's face.

R90, who the fuck sticks their titties through a gloryhole?