Patton Oswalt seems to be in everything lately but his thirsty wife charging $55 for video greetings

Fuckin natty gan. Fat tits on her. I don’t care if she’s old now, Patton Oswald is ugly af. This hoe went to Harvard too. She should do something better with her time

She is so damn thirsty it is cringe worthy. She retweets and responds to any and I mean any compliment she gets. She sucks up to more famous celebrities.

She has been looking sloppy lately, probably figures she doesn't need to fuss with her looks for the troll she married. I think she was at a point in her life that she was too old to play the party girl/starlet so she latched onto the sadsack widower who just wanted a wife and mother to look after his kid and was flattered a woman like her gave him the time of day.

She is an annoying virtue signaler.

There is no one too obscure or unimportant for Datalounge to envy.

Meh.

i liked his twitter before he married this person. it was super cool. i think she was the one to change the format and started the advertising ect. way better and funnier before her.

i say NAE.

I wonder what Patton's brother Matt thinks about her?

They're both gross. Something so grasping and unappealing about them, like they just suck the life out of the room the second they appear.

He shills hard for the stuff he is in, especially after Meredith. Must be he needs more money for her now.

The only thing more pathetic than buying one of those greetings is offering to do them in the first place.

If she’s thirsty she should just have a glass of refreshing water.

I follow them both on Twitter out of morbid curiosity, Meredith is always commenting to other celebrities but I don't see them answer her back. Patton hawks all his bad tv projects.

I don't think Oswalt says no to any job offers. He was even milking his dead wife's book.

I think of his sex scene in 'Young Adult' and figure Meredith is working for her money

I don’t understand Patton’s fame.

His wife's looks have hit the wall since they got married

AP Bio and that Happy show look like pure crap. I don't think Oswalt turns down any gig.

Oh, no, R12, she is thirsty, thirsty, THIRSTY! Like just ate an entire bottle of anchovies thirsty! Like Sahara Desert thirsty! Like heat of a thousand suns thirsty! Thirsty, thirsty, THIRSTY!

A lot of d-listers are making good money on Cameo:

After talking basketball for a few minutes, Howard had some questions about Rapaport’s side-gig on the celebrity shout-out website Cameo where fans can pay $100 to get a personalized message from him. “How many messages are you recording a week?” Howard wondered

“I’ll just say this. I’ve made tuition money,” Rapaport responded. “Totally serious."

Howard was impressed Michael could make so much cash on Cameo, which also boasts the likes of Wack Packers High Pitch Erik and Tan Mom, and the actor admitted it probably wasn’t a source of income he would have considered a few decades back.

“I turned away so many opportunities to make money because ‘What would [Robert] De Niro do?’ and ‘What would [Al] Pacino do?’ Fuck that shit. I have tuition to pay for,” he told Howard.

“I have no shame in it, and I enjoyed doing it,” Rapaport concluded. “It’s easy money.”

Just checked Cameo...Rapaport is getting $150 per message and he is literally doing them from his couch using his cellphone

Chumlee is literally doing them from an airport...I can't believe there are suckers paying for this. If you are a lazy d-lister, this platform is made for you.

Fuddruckers!

Well it's expensive to call from the afterlife.

They’re creepy. I feel sorry for that poor child who lost her druggie mother and was immediately expected to accept this thirsty nobody whore as her replacement.

I liked him better when he was married to Danny for the free LCD TV.

[quote] I feel sorry for that poor child who lost her druggie mother

There was a thread where DL posters were speculating how she died. It was super disturbing.

R28. Oooh I’m going to look at it. I remember some comments on Reddit about it.

I really do feel for that daughter.

I thought she died, and just before her book was published?

Do you mean he remarried after his wife died?

It’s hard enough to believe even one woman would marry him.

Both wives look alike.