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What Would You Do if Obi Wan Kenobi Moved in Next Door?
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| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 24, 2019 8:57 PM |
"What would I have to do to get you to "jedi-mind-trick" that hot middle eastern dude who just moved in next-next-door into getting naked and cleaning my house?"
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 22, 2019 11:59 PM |
Sorry, I'd only accept young Obi Wan
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 22, 2019 11:59 PM |
Obi Wan Kenobi, OP? Now that's a name I've not heard in a LONG time.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2019 12:10 AM |
Can he introduce me to Junya Watanabe?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2019 12:16 AM |
The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2019 12:21 AM |
Well seein as how he’s dead, both actor and character, I’d check to see if I’m still alive before I do anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 23, 2019 12:50 AM |
Alec Guinness or Ewan McGregor? The prequels sucked but young Obi Wan was dreamy.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 23, 2019 12:52 AM |
I’d ask him if he knew the Mon Calamari were also a pizza topping.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 23, 2019 12:53 AM |
I'd much rather hang out with Alec Guinness than Ewan McGregor.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 23, 2019 12:55 AM |
[quote]What Would You Do if Obi Wan Kenobi Moved in Next Door?
Whatever he tells you to do.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 23, 2019 1:21 AM |
Well of course I'd ask him to teach me how to use the Force. Now who I'd really have liked as my next door neighbor is Claude Shannon of Information Theory fame and Bell Labs. He was a character.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 23, 2019 1:27 AM |
I’d ask him if I could see his lightsaber.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 23, 2019 1:41 AM |
If young, I would ferociously make out with him.
If old, I would get him a cozy blanket, the tv remote and the crossword, and something to put his feet up. I would charm him with tea and cookies until he guided me in the ways of the force.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 23, 2019 1:44 AM |
R9 Alec Guinness was a sanctimonious social climbing snob who tried to give people the impression he was related to the rich Guinness family (he wasn’t). He was a bitter Catholic who made his wife’s life hell. Everything I’ve ever read about him paints him as a dour, unpleasant man.
I would much rather have a beer with Ewan than a bellyful of religious misery with Alec.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 23, 2019 11:31 AM |
I love you R3.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 23, 2019 11:35 PM |
Give him a free hummer
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 23, 2019 11:40 PM |
I'd launder the dust and Bantha stink out of that filthy robe.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 24, 2019 12:14 AM |
I’d get him to take me to that fucking cantina.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 24, 2019 12:42 AM |
He'd help me.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 24, 2019 1:00 AM |
I'd ask him to introduce me to Han!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 24, 2019 1:42 AM |
He had a big, big lightsaber and he knew how to use. Papi had it going on.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 24, 2019 2:07 AM |
I won't strike him down because he will become more powerful than I can possibly imagine.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 24, 2019 8:57 PM |