What Would You Do if Obaid Habibi Moved in Next Door?

I would call The Department of Homeland Security.

What size MAGA hat do you wear, R3?

But I would be nice to his face. I'm not rude.

With the offer of a tongue bath.

Of course, OP . What a stupid question. More people live in educated, cosmopolitan areas than not . I have at least four Muslim families on my street, we’re a quiet cul de sac of 25 houses in a relatively upscale McMansion development across the river from Washington DC.

What do we care about? Are you in compliance with HOA rules. That’s about it. Don’t prejudge your neighbors. If only Jesus had said something about that, maybe Christians would be kinder?

I'd move. There goes the neighborhood.

It would require my living in Berlin and being relatively well off, considering his apartment. So bürgerlich manners, not hipster. I would do nothing more than Guten Tag because Germans are not that familiar with neighbors, and I would hold doors and the elevator for him which is certainly NOT expected.

"If you clean my pool you can get paid without having to sleep with anyone for the cash."

What would I do? Why greet him with a welcoming basket, of course....

I'd ask if he and his personal photographer wanted to come over coffee

*for coffee

I live in a city with tons of hot guys, so I'd notice him for about fifteen seconds and then see an equally hot guy five minutes later and forget all about him.

Is he Lebanese? Some Lebanese Arabs are uncut. They're hot as fuck.

I'd put him with the other bibelots in my credenza.

R16 Which city is this?

R4 pinhead size

R3

Want some mashed potatoes and gravy to go with those chicken legs?

Put a bottle of Nair in his mailbox.

I would ramadan it in him.

Nice booty.

Also, shills gay dating apps

His body looks pocket gay sized. And yet, in man photos, his ass is well at or over counter and table height. So? Does he carefully stand on something to fake being tall? Does he live in an apartment designed for midgets?

I feel like he was raised in a Secular or Christian household. Was he raised Muslim or nah?

I would knock on his door and tell him his epidermis is showing. And then run!

He has a woman's ass. Is he tran?

No, he's middle eastern and those guys have big asses.

R26: What difference does it make? There are gay Muslims, dear.

When he flies, does his ass take up two seats?

R30 Some Arabs, Lebanese non-Muslims in particular are uncut and that's a hot rarity.

Obaid, are you doing all these posts on here?

does that ass amplify his farts?

I’d introduce myself and make an effort to see which is his bedroom window. Then I’d buy a telescope.

This article says he's Syrian: https://www.homorazzi.com/article/obaid-habibi-shirtless-pics-photos-instagram-germany/

He has a rather plain face when it's not filtered.

Mamma like! He makes Mamma's mussy moister than a date-filled oasis in the middle of a parched desert.

How does he make a living to afford that apartment in Berlin. Is he a bourgeois Syrian expat? Professional? Kept man? Well? Why is he so thirsty if all that is his own money.

Is his neighbor the guy who touches people on the escalator?

I would call homeland security and have his terrorist ass arrested. He could be sort of cute but the way he sticks his butt out there just makes him look like another desperate bottom.

I would greet him with my hole, OP.

I'm assuming that he's a nurse.

I'd dress up as princess Jasmine and show him a whole new world via a magic carpet ride - rug burns and all......

Mostafa Amar's Eskandarany was on the GAPصَبيّ Playlist in 1998.

I’m blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, muscular and handsome - he’d be all over me

Id have sex with him all the time, OP

I’d declare a public health crisis since he looks like he has every STD in the book!

[quote]blonde-haired, blue-eyed

You fuck a blonde guy, you don't "get fucked" by one.

R52 Are the STDs visible to the naked eye, or do we need your XRay Specs with Extra Racism® goggles?

When he opened the door, I'd walk into his living room, gesture to him to follow me, I'd crouch down with my head back staring towards the ceiling, and tell him, "I am your chair. Have a seat on me."

Too indirect??

Yeah, just a little too subtle, r56.

Full hole presentation is de rigueur.

R58: By Mr. Habibi, who seems to be built for taking it.

I would say “hello.”

I would make myself availabe to every action he likes.

He's a doc?

Best silk caftan and cunt spritzer!

Do all arabs have beards? I rarely see arabs without them. I don't like the hairy petri dish look.

What do you think bushes are?

His ass is laughable. He mentioned lightening creams?!

Besides, anyone obsessed with their looks to this extent and posts endless selfies is a huge turn off. Nothing wrong with talking care of your body and staying in shape. But guys this obsessed definitely have some sort of body dismorphic disorder going on and must be extremely exhausting to be around.

Obaid Habibi, habba beddy?

The Arab fetishist troll should die.

What R69 said. The world is turning into a consortium of self-absorbed (and probably insecure) narcissists.

[quote]You fuck a blonde guy, you don't "get fucked" by one.

That's funny. Now tell me another one.

Obey, Obaid Habibi, hubby!

Hubby Obaid Habibi, obey!

Oh bad Obaid Habibi, hubba hubba!

I would ask him, "starfish or coinslot?"

Neat or stanksleeve?

We would get married.

Who would be the bride?

We would orally harvest his semen and then swallow it!

move away

Salivate.

. . . Nothing.

Are we supposed to know who he is?

[quote]Erna

Fetid shit eating diseased sociopathic Nazi pedo cunt fuck

yasssss

I would introduce myself and invite him to church.

I would tell him I have a pool.

I'd be eating ass a whole lot more.

I would Catfish him on Grindr and get him to reveal all his secrets

The gays can keep him. Just hideous.

What's wrong with his creepy oversized ass? Yuck.

I’d drip a little rose water in my mouth and offer him the deepthroat experience of a lifetime