Madonna Turns Her Aretha Franklin Disaster Into An Album

The first video on her Instagram page. This is beyond embarrassing.

That’s like Thomas Kinkade doing a tribute to Michelangelo.

Sorry OP, I can't figure out what I'm supposed to be looking at.

Martha Graham threw her out because she couldn't' dance for shit. Madonna has finally starting believing her own bullshit. The song playing is even worse than the first single.

[quote]Sorry OP, I can't figure out what I'm supposed to be looking at.

Go to her Instagram page and watch the first video where she's babbling on and on about Martha Graham.

Screeching that she came from the Mid West with Cher vocodered vocals.

Gay men forfeited the right to call ourselves tastemakers when we decided (without my consultation) to make Madonna and Cher “gay icons”.

This is gonna be another album with no hit singles. Probably the biggest bomb of her career. What was she thinking working with the likes of Mirwais??!? Has she not gotten it through her head that she isn't a good lyricist and needs help?? She bought into her own hype and thinks she's an artiste now.

Does anyone for a second believe that story about Martha Graham calling her Madame X?

Madonna looks like Whistler's Mother in that first photo.

This has to be satire? So does anyone ever say no to her ? Is anyone ever honest with her ? Just one real friend is what she needs.

[quote]Does anyone for a second believe that story about Martha Graham calling her Madame X?

What the fuck is she talking about??!

Madam X is a rip-off of the film. She's even doing the same imagery. Who the fuck is she fooling??! This woman has lied about her entire life. She didn't go to New York with a few dollars. The fake speaking voice she has had for 30 years = sociopathy. She has no real sense of self.

She actually looks decent in that video. No I don't believe her story, I have never heard of her working with Martha Graham. Does she mean Pearl Lang?

This song is not good. She has talked about working in writing camps, I don't think this method works for her at all.

Production does matter, too. Some of the songs on Rebel heart I really liked when they were done with Avicii, like Beautiful Scars and Wash all over me. But the albums versions I don't like at all, even though the lyrics are the same.

She needs Patrick Leonard and Rick Nowels back stat, if she's not going to do dance music.

I don't know how she manages to look decent in this video when the photo from the filming that she posted on IG made her look like a crazy woman in a Halloween wig.

Oh, Look. Janbotulism is back.

Why do you all keep starting Madonna threads?

Because they're old as FUCK R18

The Avicci version of Rebel Heart would have been a top ten first single for her, but her head is firmly up her old, wrinkles ASS. I cannot roll my eyes and harder over that travesty.

She's supposed to be acting a character, so the Martha Graham story probably fits into the character of this Madame X.

According to Ron Protas, former Associate Director of the Martha Graham Center of Contemporary Dance, Madonna once bailed Martha out from having to sell her jewelry to stay afloat, in the form of a check for $150,000. Lovely gesture. But of course, let's keep telling everyone what a monster this Madonna is.

Martha “Grahhm.” Ugh

Also, I thought she came to NYC at 29 not 19!

Funny, how Madonna's story in 1994 completely contradicts this story. Madonna lie? Shocking.

R23, Madonna's debut album was in 1983, when she was 24. She was already in NYC by the late 1970s.

Shut the fuck up, she looks amazing.

That accent. That song. That story.

All of it as fake as she is.

Yikes.

This talentless copycat is as relevant to the music of today as Meg Ryan is to cinema.

Oh? So you spend time tracking Meg Ryan news and checking on her box office, as well? Nice hobby.

I noticed that her “British” over-enunciating accent was creeping back. I believe her story about Graham, but Graham probably said something similar to other students. That’s what a teacher, especially an art teacher, does. She figures out what makes a student tick and helps that student to realize an artistic identity.

The most painful part of that was the SAXOPHONE. Take it out your mouth and back away slowly, Madge.

Janbot probably still says she can't dance, when she's been associated with Pearl Lang, and now Martha Graham

Here's a picture of them together, how gorgeous is Madonna here

[quote]This talentless copycat is as relevant to the music of today as Meg Ryan is to cinema.

The film star I would compare her to is Julia Roberts in terms of cultural impact vs. actual talent.

And if Julia Roberts is the Madonna of movies, Jennifer homewrecker Aniston is the Britney Spears.

This is just so pretentious. I love Madonna but this is cringey. And her lips look weird.

She shouldn’t have been allowed at Bonnie Franklin’s funeral, never mind Aretha Franklin’s.