Do you have a specific turn on?

Arab men with manicured beards.

Thick testosterone ridden hands.

I love watching guys get jerked off by other guys.

Tall, slim men

Very tall men. Very muscled men.

Men in sneakers or basketball shorts. Not really a fetish, but I notice them and automatically get me horny.

No OP, nobody here has a specific turn on. We are all celibate, miserable, virgins who have never entertained the thought of carnal relations, let alone puerile excitation.

sit on my face open hole and rip my tittys hard

Thick muscular tapered thighs, bulky calfs.

A grown man who's employed.

Good manners.

Daisy Duke shorts with no underwear.

Men in diapers who act like babies.

Handfree cum.

Handsfree*

Guys who wear grey sweatpants.

Good hygiene, good-smelling breath. Nice hands and feet.

Huge veiny hardons that curve down

Monster titties

Muscle dads in jocks

Farting while being ate out.

The overly involved dads at my nephew's t-ball games..

Older men who turn into raging sluts while getting fucked.

Mormons

Watching straight guys making out. Alternately, watching any hot guys making out. Making out.

Where do you watch straight guys make out, R25? brokestraightboys.com doesn’t count

Elite liberal arts campuses.

Hairy guys. The hairier the better. I love hairy backs and shoulders.

I like the little patch of hair some guys have just above the waistband of their shorts.

It's a fantasy, r26. It doesn't have to be real.

Black ribbed OTC goldtoe dress socks with a suit.

or white, grey, or black sports/crew socks.

Oddly, bare feet do nothing for me.

r24 yuck. Like a psychological Rubik’s cube. No thanks.

Muscular legs and big calves

[quote]Hairy guys. The hairier the better. I love hairy backs and shoulders.

I'm like you but there can't be any hair on the neck, back or shoulders. Also like hairy knuckles.

I guess you would say fingers, because the knuckles aren't really hairy.

Swedish passport, Luxembourg bank account.

Long hair.

Briefs

Full bush and hairy crack.

Giving an uncut guy a blowjob - you peel back that foreskin on his hard cock and wrap your lips around his vulnerable, exposed head, and he lets out a groan like he’s at heaven’s gate. I could cum without touching myself.

I'm with R39 as well. Uncut guys that whine about people trying to do something like that are annoying.

Tall lanky guys. They don't need to be built. Also big hands

roid bitch tits, luv to torture the shit out em

guys who don't smoke cigs

Big dick guys who smoke while the tiny dick guys eat salads and whine about nutrition and care about their waistline because it will overshadow their tiny little asian dick, like r43's.

take ur 2nd hand cancer smoke and stuff it up ur queeny old ass hole bitch

I don't have a queeny old asshole because I'm not old. I also get to have whatever guy I want when I feel like it because I'm not a tubby filipino douche like R45.

Turkish thugs who chain smoke and fuck hard but are emotionally tender.

Rimming. No better way for me to get off than to have a hot man sit on my face and feed me his asshole while pulling hard on my nipples while I jerk my cock.

Yum!!!!!!

Uncut blond athletic American guys who have BARELY any pubic or body hair yet still shave it off

Cheap underwear.

Hanes boxer briefs that come in a 5 pack turn me on a hell of a lot more than the skimpy/neon/label-splashed man-panties so many gay men wear nowadays.

I like "cheap" slutty underwear on latin men.

^"Slutty" = girly man-panties.

Enough with that trans-y shit already.

It isn't hot.

Its hot on latin hotties.

^No.

Girly underwear is not hot. On anyone.

This isn't a cross dressing board, dear. Take that shit somewhere else.

Cleft chins and long, slim, well-maintained feet.

Slavish attention to anal hygiene

Juicy cocks and plump testicles just begging for oral attention.

Brazilian sluts in slutty underwear

Anything but tall guys. Average & below average height men have better bodies and dicks than gross lanky bookshelves.

Small, compact asses. Don't like the billowing rounded bums currently in vogue.

Bashful or crooked smile, deep voice. Wife-beater t-shirt.

Hands turn me on and watching a man engrossed in doing a task he’s good at.

Big, hairy forearms.

Thick legs, forearms and hands.

Pale men with very hairy (yet maintained) chests and abdomen.

Shaved/waxed pubes.

Dialling the phone with a pencil.

A man wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities.. dude doesn't even have to be hot, and I get hard.

I loved watching Caroline take hot buns out of the oven!

Watching a guy haul out his dick to piss

Hot guys wearing thongs

Delicious

A nicely built man over 6' tall with a hairy chest wearing boxer shorts and an expandable metal wristwatch.

Soft, all natural, intact cock turns me on. Love sucking on foreskin.

Pilots standing beside me pissing at the urinal in an airport with no goddamn urinal dividers.

A large bank account.

[quote] Soft, all natural, intact cock turns me on

I'm with you on this. Being cut I am fascinated by foreskins. Loose, tight, long overhang, you name it and I'm turned on by it. I love watching u/c guys handle their foreskins in the shower or at a urinal. Some skin it back to piss, some don't. I've asked a few sex partners about it and they just shrug it off, but I'm more than a little jealous of the thing they have that I don't

oh yea baby feed me ur ciggy flavored poopy while I worship ur uber oh yesss manliness babycakes.

jockstraps

Hairy smelly pits

breasts with big fat nipples like udders to slobber on

Love foreskin too.

A Frau-free, lez-free, Russian-free, LSA-free, 4chan-free, Voat-free, Mumsnet-free, fundie-free, Qanon-free, stormfront-free, bot-free, troll-free DL gets me rock hard and dripping.

A nice tuft of chest hair peeking out of a shirt collar and hairy forearms.

Good looking dark haired men with nice sideburns, preferably at least down to mid ear lobe. When I see a man who's cut off his sideburns it's a major turn off.

Oh, and hairy well toned forearms.

Diapers.

Important French furniture.

Come over and I’ll show you my Louis XV commode, R85

Furry chests with firm titties love to play with them, watching it done in porn sends me over the edge.

Leather shorts.

Money

trannys with both a pussy and a cock

Cum

thick full eyebrows (not unibrow)

I love it when a guy's dick is the darkest part of his body

Hairy massive Uncut sizemeat with humongous low hangers!

You need to find you a big ol' dog, r93

[QUOTE] Erna

Shit-eating, pedo nazi cunt.

A guy who can talk knowledgeably about music all evening.

A private jet and island. A yacht the size of a ship. A black AMEX available to me.

A mild mannered conservative business man type who turns into a slobbering dirty talking cum guzzling whore as soon as you get behind closed doors. The guy who will keep working your dick after you've already cum in his mouth once until you shoot a second time. That you can then take home to meet your Mom and she says "This guy's so sweet. I think he's a keeper."

R97 me too! Except i want millions deposited in my bank acct first

Apparently some of you associate sex with money.

The first I had sex I was in L-U-V, so that's what I try to find.

People who poop in dumpsters while tossing out a litter of newborn puppies in San Francisco

An emotional connection is important for me, I don't need to love him but I do need to like him and like his company.

Speedos (budgy smugglers)...

[quote] I love it when a guy's dick is the darkest part of his body

FWIW, I fucked several Filipinos like this.

Yes, very sexy

A well built, confident man with fuzzy pecs, legs and trail in white boxer shorts.

Cleft chin and dimples.

A man that has actual mutual attraction that’s my biggest turn-on

speaking of homeless and doggies, my heart is conflicted when I see a homeless man with a dog, I guess its better than bein in a shelter, but I don't know...(for the dog

Intelligence is a big one.

Extra kinky black pubes on the chest, stomach, and crotch. Buckshot say some.

I'm with you, R105. Good-looking guys in plain, boring, standard, white cotton boxers look like REAL men.

the boy next door

who will disappear before u get him

and u spend the next fifty years

considering the spent dreams of him....

had you only reached out.

My husband cleaning the house.

Men eating quiche.

Man-eating quiches.

Speedo tan lines

Big wide feet w/ plump toes.

Porn scenes where a "Straight" daddy is being seduced by a gay guy but unfortunately these days studios seem to think guys in their late 20s qualify as daddies.

R98 I'm on your beam. Aren't they just the best things since sliced bread! Nothing hotter than a man who appears very inhibited in public but turns into a sex beast in private.

Dwarfs!

A smart, funny, down to earth, short guy from Indiana who served his country with a heart of gold. 😭

A strong, defined jawline & glimmering eyes.

Natural bush DEFINITELY.

Me in high heels.

Pleasuring four men at once

A man in a pink shirt one size too small.

A sweet, tall, naturally strong man with close cut, graying hair.

Dark blond hair on his thick legs and forearms.

With just a hint of a belly...

A hairy chest with a thick treasure trail

[QUOTE] Porn scenes where a "Straight" daddy is being seduced by a gay guy but unfortunately these days studios seem to think guys in their late 20s qualify as daddies.

And they mostly assume the younger guy needs to be some screaming nelly queen. I'd enjoy "dad/boy" porn a lot more if they'd cut that shit out and use butcher guys.

A hairy chest and legs

Fit-fat guy with a bit of a belly and tits to match.

Clean white athletic socks.

Not dirty. Not smelly. I don't want to smell or lick them. Just like how they look.

Guys always assume being into socks means raunch. Not for me.

Old men over 80

Thick mass of chest hair. Forearm hair is nice too

Queeny guys in caftans.

Fit but not overly so middle aged firemen with their uniform shirt open exposing a nicely furred chest.

R122 that man has gorgeous everything.

[quote][R122] that man has gorgeous everything.

I agree, and I mean EVERYTHING.

men who smoke cigs thru their nose.

Long-haired surfer dudes with a dark tan wearing board shorts. Unfortunately that type is basically never gay.

Chest hair.

LEATHER SHORTS.

Big thighs. Slightly wide set eyes. Bushy eyebrows. Slightly awkward gait.

Frightened teenage boys

Acne.

Twinks, twinks, and more twinks

Hairy armpits.

They REALLY turn me on when you see them "accidentally" when a guy raises his arms and is wearing a really short-sleeved shirt.

R138 I have to admit one thing. I know cigarettes are killers and should be banned from humanity, but a good looking man smoking a ciggie (especially if he smokes it from the side of his mouth), letting the smoke come out his nose, and holding the cigarette with his thumb and middle finger, IS HOT! The smell of cigarette smoke is also a major turn-on for me. Too bad I automatically head in the opposite direction if someone smoking gets near me.

Front teeth gaps.

A bloody good reacharound.

Thick-set, easy-going working class men.

Men with vaginas.

A man who touches my face and kisses softly.

A guy who can roll his R's. Just damn...

A man with a slow hand.

Guys with long tongues and no gag reflex

I love to gag and choke! Turns men on!

Really tight hole

[quote]Big thighs. Slightly wide set eyes. Bushy eyebrows. Slightly awkward gait.

My, the gentleman DOES know what he likes.

[quote]Thick-set, easy-going working class men.

Who also happen to look like LA based porn models.

Here's the typical example, which, for some, may not be half bad.

[quote]Big thighs. Slightly wide set eyes. Bushy eyebrows. Slightly awkward gait.

4 U R142.

Tall, dark, slim and hairy

r160 how soon can you deliver?

when a hot roid head stiks a cig up his ass and exhales thru his bitch tits..

Uncut dick. I'm unlikely to be as interested if a guy is cut.

Older and preferably married, daddy menz that have right wing power.

When you're making out and you finally get your hand in his underwear, start stroking and feel a warm, slippery rope of pre-cum oozing out the tip. It means he likes you and a good time is about to happen.

Daddies. Big hands and feet. Size contrasts. Verbal men with sexy, deep voices. Multiple men in the same room, jerking off.

Which reminds me, I have to jerk off now.

R160 Woof!

Blonde curls and a wrist in a cast...

Elderly men with lots of legislative power who look like recently wakened tortoises.

Sexually aggressive men

Drunk frat boys in tuxedos

Camp young men with chiffon scarves.

[quote] Camp young men with chiffon scarves.

Same here.

Money, and lots of it

Clean cut preppy guys - I have a huge crush on Pete Buttigieg

Yes.

a solid chest with great arms and someone who is 6 to 7 inches taller than I am -- and I'm just a smidge under 5'7" so that's not impossible.

someone comfortable in his sexuality and physicality who isn't afraid to put his arm around me, effortlessly, and then affectionately draws me into him; it's no big thing. I'm just his bud.

I don't know if this is a turn on but I like tall blonde guys (I'm a pocket latino gay)

I think men wearing suits are so sexy

Masculine, hairy dude, just finished with a workout, wearing only a jock, slowly sucking the hell out my cock.

Men naked wearing only socks/sneakers. Armpit hair. Thick tree trunk legs. Uncut cock only. LOVE the smell.

Guys farting

I'm attracted to masculine guys with slim(NOT muscular) bodies. Slim, natural bodies-no tattoos, no piercings, no rings, no shaved public hair.

EGGIES!!!!

A hundred eggs....a THOUSAND eggs

Diapers

I live in a fancy major metropolitan city, where I work in a fancy building, one with fancy elevators, where I ride along with fancy people throughout the day. One day a particularly well groomed, gorgeous fancy man stepped in to my fancy elevator of the day. I moved just to stand next to him. In addition to his meticulous grooming and his meticulously tailored suit, he was exquisitely scented as well. I swooned.

Hunky, hairy chested white guys, better when bearded.

Pant.....

Manmusk from a clean slightly damp pit.

I love the Inuit Manmusk tribe!

Basically a younger, hotter version of me: buzz hair, glasses & slim fit. Plus tattoo

Ungroomed pubes big bush.

Married men

My friend's dads

Irish ass.

swarthy mins

Wears reading glasses but is embarrassed about it; has to use the candle to read the menu.

That’s very specific, R197.

A few of these replies have served as self-esteem boosters, thank ya very much.

Hot older men being pounded.

Beards and glasses.

On a very hairy torso the sides where there's no hair is very sexy

Men with a secret vanity - wearing a toupee or a partial denture.

Uncut cocks, outie belly buttons, nice feet, (freshly showered) armpits

For R203:

DEAR FRIEND!

MY NAME IS BILL TAYLOR...

Chest hair plus a thick trail over a defined 6 pack.

Short. 5'7" and under. Drives me WILD.

A very pronounced Adam’s apple.

R207 I agree the shorter the better.

Heathered, clinging t-shirts. White ribbed tanks, where the contrast of skin is peeking through them. Pure torture without consummation.

I agree with R130. Big biceps and pecs with a touch of chunk.

When I was young I liked rich ivy league pretty boys who dressed like Incas and Mayans, were stoners, but wore Patek Philippe watches and drove hand me down BMWs.

Hate fucking. The idea turns me on so much.

Lectures about the Peloponnese Wars delivered by a chubby Roman.

Thick blonde hair on muscular arms and legs.

Perfect long(ish) thin dark sideburns on a handsome man. They need to come down almost to the bottom of the earlobe. The sexiest thing about a man's face to me.

Jude Law knows how to work them to the max.

my trifecta: taller than me, fit-fat, babyface.

there exists such a gentleman at my gym but he’s half my age at best.

Sucking on foreskin and having my foreskin sucked as well. Intact men understand each other in a way that mutilated men don't. Cutting males should be outlawed with a severe punishment for anyone with a scalpel.

Checking out men's cocks while they're pissing especially if they're dressed in a suit attending an event, e.g., theatre, symphony, black-tie affair...particularly if you see someone you know like a newscaster, celebrity, politician.

Bubble butts

Facial hair

Brown "puppy dog" eyes with nice/long eyelashes

r218, severely punished with a scalpel

Drunk twinks

Afros

Deep voices

Strong necks

Forearms lightly covered with hair

Two superficial things: -An ass that bounces up and down when they walk, drives me crazy and I am a bottom -Muscular hairy armpits

The rest I know it when I see it.

big pecs and arms; 6'1" - 6'3"

sense of humor

non-crazy

likes me

breathing

Black guys.

Walking without a frame and/or dragging on an oxygen bottle, but then I'm pushing 77.

Footballers. Great ass and thighs.

Three things:

1) ripped blue jeans

2) muscular yet slightly beefy guys

3) hot bodied guys with non-beautiful faces

Jockstraps.

Diapers.

R232 = David Vitter

Thick black or brown guys with facial hair and slight Afro/natural hair. Think Bill Withers, Isaac Hayes, or Mr. T..

Spongy cut dicks, frequent among Italian Americans.

Guys getting jerked off by other guys.

strip searches

alam wernik in full leather boy regalia, spitting on me and flitting his cig on my tittys.

Thick, dark, wavy hair. Brown Eyes.

I'm unnaturally attracted to (I know, I know - astrology is bullshit) to Cancers. I can pick them out of a room.

Sumerian porn.

Sullen and petulant pretty boys.

I get turned on watching hot guys fuck ugly women.

Extrovert and highly intelligent guys in their 30s. Street smart or book smart works too. They seem to know what I like and how to deliver.

A verbal masculine bottom. The more masculine (hairy, beard, ect) the better. It's such a hot juxtaposition to be inside such a guy who's begging for it and saying things like, "That's all yours, use it all you want"

"Straight" guys getting abducted/tied up by a gay guy(s) and getting sucked/stroked or fucked until he gives in to the pleasure and ends up begging the gay guy to make him cum.

Extreme mutual oral. Kissing, licking, sucking, rimming, totally mutual.

Bulges and treasure trails.

My weaknesses.

I'm with R153 - Gimme a dude who can roll their Rs, and I'm putty.

Also? When a guy leans up/stretches and you get to see that little swath of skin between the waist of his trousers and his shirt. So. Fucking. Distracting.

R248, you add a treasure trail to that scenario and I may faint.

Most of the above....

Tough, masculine men letting themselves be vulnerable. There's a LikeEmStraight video with a guy named Pierce that got me off more than probably any other video out there. Brendon ends up holding him in his arms and kissing the top of his head until the guy cums. It was weirdly sweet. I can't find the video anymore, unfortunately.

Hair and hairline on most Latinos. Substantial, meaty hands. Barrel chest.

Having someone dump a pizza fresh out of the oven on my naked back.

I love Pierce as well 251

Men who get off on sexual dominance and rapey physical aggression in bed.

And they are not always the ones you’d imagine. I’ve been with some guys who struck me as fussy, or straightlaced, or even kind of nebbishy, but they defy expectations with intense skullfucking right outta the gate.

leather pants

Grown men with very boyishly handsome faces and moderately (but not overly) muscular, hairy bodies. Think John Ritter.

sucking out brandon flynns cunt hole while Richard jams a load into my pussy

bodybuilder whores who fart in my face as they squat on me about to take a....

[quote]Think John Ritter.

No, thank you.

frankie grande,,,,,,,??

I couldn’t find the video anywhere, but I found a gif from the scene I mentioned at r251.

Older than me and pubic hair.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.

breathing and eye blinking or twitches, at my age, I'm tired of cold stiffs.

Good, hairy legs. And a hairy chest. (Smooth guy here.)

What R8 said. Exactly.

Levi's 501s. There is nothing—NOTHING—hotter than a guy with a nice butt who's wearing Levi's.

A SHORT guy with a nice butt whose wearing Levi's!!!

Fuck you, Grammar Trolls. Android autocorrect did that!

There's a guy I just saw in our area R269 who is maximum 5 foot tall. He was wearing a tight polo shirt, but chinos, and filled them out well. I wished he was wearing Levis, but still, I enjoyed the view.

Fuck you, r270. Turn it off.

7 inches, thick and cut

spanking and red roses

Bald muscleguys.

Snub noses

Ripped biceps showing the split.

I like when a guy just lightly grabs my ass - in a public place or just privately around the house. Gets my dick hard instantly.

poppers & pussy

poppers & pussy

When he hold your hand in the streets.

When the man go up inside other man

someone breathing

Central heterochromian

*Heterochromia

Is that the thing that turns your tongue blue?

R284/R285 My eyes are brown on the inside but have a thick ring of blue around the outside. Not traditional heterochromia, but I still count it. :)

R130 - You and I must be twins of different mothers. That is exactly what drives me crazy as well.

Daddies taking their clothes off, peeing, showering, nude beaches, walking... but always flaccid

Only online, though! I don't even go to gyms.

A big round ass!

r216, I saw Jude Law a couple of weeks ago at a restaurant. He was with his family at a table right next to us and he is even more handsome in person.

Dildos, jockstraps and poppers. Along with a video camera.

Big hairy forearms for days. I know it's been mentioned many times. It is so sexy. Don't care about height. But damn that turns me on.

R252 = TWC

*R292

someone who smells nice and is 5 to 7 inches taller than I am b/c there's nothing more I like than resting my head on a pec afterwards.

Someone bigger, broader, someone who's comfortable in his body and skin and who gets my humor.

Oh, wow. My favorite thing is someone significantly shorter so that I can stand behind him, hug him, and rest my chin on his head. When a man is shorter, it pushes every button I've got.

R297, how tall are you?

And do you live in LA?

Six feet. And I live in New York.

As always. :(

5'7" is perfect. The best. A dream come true. Bless you, R298.

When just the sound of the voice on the other end of the line makes your dick get hard...

r300 “Hello, Clarice...”

Hairy muscular calves in thick wool socks, brown penis packages tied up with string

Watching a twink's soft cock swinging back and forth while he's being fucked from behind.

Videos where beefy daddy types become total sub cock sluts.

A wide, muscular, square-shaped chest

A deep voice

Hairy men, chest, legs, pits all do it for me

Broad shoulders.

A man with a beefy hairy arse framed by a white jockstrap and wearing white socks.

Anyone who looks like he'd rather spend more time in a library than a gym.

A low pitched, deep masculine voice, hot.

A slightly crooked smile.

Men in suits with obvious buldges.

With obvious what?

R 313 bulges - sorry fat fingers on a phone.

Older stronger guys who are super sweet. Gentle giant types. Especially if they enjoy being topped.

No. I do not enchoy zex.

Yes to the voice! Deep voices are such a turn on. Thankfully, I have one that's just fine. But my partner's is DEEP. I love hearing him talk. Even if he's just babbling away.

Once in a department store, a salesman came up behind me and said, "Can I help you?" in such a deep voice that my legs buckled.

short guys with giant dicks. Such a turn on to see a guy 5'5" or under and plop out comes a baby arm.

Two things...1) The sight of a fit man's butt in a pair of tight or well-fitted jeans

And 2) Guys crouching like these two drive me wild with lust

Guys with thick forearms

A guys side thigh, the untanned part right above the gym short seam, especially when the shirts ride up to expose that muscle division. I just want to lick that area.

Kissing.

Another vote for deep, low voice. I also like nice hands and feet (clean, nails trimmed, no obvious hangnails, etc.).

Seeing a sphincter with a noticeably tight grip on a cock.

Buzz-cut hair... military-style haircuts. Woof.

Hooded, deep-set eyes

Frown lines

Thunder thighs

R328, have I got the guy for you!

Frown lines, thunder thighs........do you jerk off to pictures of Trump?

The nape of the neck, especially when the hair there is curling with sweat.

I have thunder thighs, R330! Well toned and defined. How dare you! LOL.

Riding a big dildo while a bunch of guys watch and egg me on.

In porn, watching a guy who has always been a top get fucked. Busted so many times watching Tom Chase's first time, Matthew Rush getting fucked, etc. There's something almost forbidden about it.

Also in porn, I <3 pocket gays. There's a pornhub channel called "Fun-Size Boys" that I like, though I prefer it when the pocket gay tops.

Blond men with hairy asses

That suction sound an ass hole makes when you fuck it, and the sound of a lubed up cock being jerked mmmm gets me hot just thinking about it.

Spanking and role play

Cleft chins, great feet and hands, thin dark dress socks and how they clinge to an ankle, guys in jeans or suits, blonde chest hair, straight married men who are gay friendly.

When a hairy guy trims his chest and torso short but still visible; beards; and big. Doesn't have to be ripped, but not fat. Extra points for tall, devilish smile, twinkling eyes and big hands (not necessarily in that order).

These thighs, arms, and pecs.

Eating out a hairy hole and then he farts in my mouth..

Then smell of a filthy public restroom like at a bus terminal

Athletes that have just finished their games or event as they strip down to shower

R10 = Aaron Schock

When a guy who has a nice chest wears an open-sided tank top or muscle shirt and the side of his chest and maybe a nipple are visible.

A dirty hole !!!! YUM

-Big Pecs -Buff builds -80s aesthetics -Casual nudity -Male bonding -Cuddling/Affectionate foreplay -Some degree of effeminacy can be sexy -Writing lists in long recurring list-themed threads, that surely sparks me a boner

Seeing a guy reading a book.

r348 YOO HOO!

R348 said a guy reading a book R349, not a dumb chimp faced narcissist.

Men in Speedos or briefs but oddly, not jockstraps.

R350 How did you know "dumb chimp faced narcissist" was my pet name for him?

r350 at least he’s holding it right-side up, picky picardo.

White Guys 5.7 and under w tattoos and buzz cuts.

So, not a 9 or a 10, but a 5.7.

That’s definitely specific. Can’t fault you for taking the topic seriously.

A bawny, beefy guy in trousers that show off his muscular thighs and who is acting goofy. It's a real turn on for me!

Uniforms. Almost any kind, too.

uniforms like this?

So cute!!!^^^

Like I said, r358, [bold]almost[/bold] all uniforms.

*shudder*

While he is indeed cute, doesn’t do anything for me.

Midget tossing always makes me shoot in my pants.

Fit, toned Asian men.

A tight/short/shaved natural hairline on the back of the neck. Weird, but it really is a turn on for me.

Guys wearing a jockstrap riding a dildo.

Extremes in height.

Either very short or very tall.

Hot guys on motorcycles.

R367 And where do you fall pray tell, are bringing some of that extreme to the table?

Guys in a t-shirt but a naked bottom.

Guys sitting in an armchair while wearing a bathrobe with the bottom part split open, exposing their jewels.

This last one is kind of embarrassing: A guy picking his nose disgusts me yet makes me hard, especially when he digs deep.

Wow. That last one is really specific, R370.

Does he have eat the booger to get you off? Roll it up in a ball and flick it? Wipe it under the table?

R369, I’m average height (5’10”) so I don’t bring much in terms of extremes.

"Straight" Dads getting seduced by younger guys.

Hot muscle daddies fucking pretty twinks.

Fit, ordinary-looking Latino men wearing tight jeans. I don’t even care when they catch me staring, they’re so HOT. Especially and only if their ass and thighs are thick

Native American men with long hair.

while a porngod is fuking the shit out of me, he has to bite the tip of my tit so hard it squirts....

Euro tall guys, so sexy.

Not all uniforms, but some pilots and flight attendants can be hot in them.

at my age, the ability to fog up a mirror without the assistance of an oxygen tank is quite a turn on

Hot, R318.

At least 7 of the above “I love uncut” posts were written by the same person. Block him, and all the posts evaporate.

To you, I say give it a rest. It’s not a raffle. You don’t “win” by buying more tickets.

We get it. You’re uncut, and you want it to be more popular than it is.

I am not the "I love uncut" poster but I, too, love uncut. Formative years spent in the UK, I think. Uncut dicks are more masculine to me.

Big, beefy bubble butts

Flat defined chests (I dislike big tits on guys), guys between 5'7" and 5 '9" , tight compact asses (no big onions, please). And I absolutely love dark pubes!

It turns me on when a man's genitals are darker than the rest of him. And (such as with black and Latino men) when the palms of his hands and the bottoms of his feet (and sometimes his cockhead) are pink in contrast to the rest of him being brown. Beautiful.

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The hairlines on most Latinos. Drives me crazy. Even los viejos papis!!! Uyyyyyyyyyy!

What the fuck just happened there? I typed out a bunch of stuff and it disappeared

Anyways back to the subject

Skinny/ scrawny slim guys absolutely do it for me regardless of age. Dont have to be muscular at all or even toned, just then, abs not required. Skinnyfat I can totally do too, skinny but with a little belly is kinda cute

Gay face is a big turn on, gay voice even more so ( but not on a 350lb bear)

I like guys that are soft and gentle, and maybe a bit fem. Or a lot, like the one just above in my last post which got munted

Exceptionally smart guys, like a physicist or engineer, with an average build, mid 30s and a nice smile. After a few beers I invite him back to my place to continue our conversation. He isn't great in bed, but who cares. I'll make sure it's a night he won't forget. Have I made this happen? Yes! As often as possible, but not as often as I'd like.

one that i’ve recently and somewhat horrifyingly realized: when a guy burps. expression of masculinity, maybe? this turn-on shall not be pursued.

This one kind of receding hairline, where above the temples is receding and the middle is all there like this peninsula. Bonus points if the guy is blond. Double bonus if he’s a bottom.

A guy who says hello.

Tall men with long blond hair and when lucky a beard, preferably they are a bit dominant. It turns me on to feel wanted or desired.

Musty smelling basements in buildings

When they can demonstrate their ability fog a mirror, that gets me hot.

Circumcised dick.

Very short men. Bonus points if they have very, very red hair, brilliant blue eyes, and thick thighs and asses which they gladly plant directly on my face.

A guy in his forties with a great tan or dark complexion with meaty thighs and a great ass. He has to bottom. Or, an older man ( see above) fucking a blond twink.

Thick hands with thick fingers and nails that are wider than they are long i.e. fat cock hands.

Getting a blowjob from my neck down to my knees.

Getting whipped by Judith Butler.