Dax Shepard

He's pretty high on my irrational hate list. Always has been.

They are both thirsty people, the most thirsty celeb couple that I can name, actually. I feel a little sorry for them.

I don't even remember any longer what he was known for, for a brief nanosecond. How he managed to parlay it into still being of some interest to general public is a talent, I guess.

He got famous back then for being a buttah-faced douchebag comic actor you would gladly fuck.

I've always been attracted to that skinny skater dude type. The fact that he's hung like a horse just makes me want him more.

I'd never heard that he was bi, though, so that's an interesting revelation. Kristen, there's been some murmurs out there. She's also playing a bi character on The Good Place.

I'd fuck him. Hell yeah! I'd really love to fuck him in the ass. Deeply.

Kristen pinged as lesbo on Veronica Mars.

Yeah, she definitely did R7. Veronica being so into her boyfriend didn't compute.

Why do you say she identifies as bisexual, OP? I don't think she is publically out, if so.

I guess I misread my Google search and Bell's quote was referring to Eleanor, not herself.

I thought Kristen was a bit too pretty and cute to be with fugly face Dax.

Dax is too ugly to fuck. Does anybody have pics of his alleged huge erect penis? No, because he has an average dick and that's why he's stuck with basic fug bitch Kristen Bell.

He’s bffs with Bradley Cooper. No way is he straight.

I've always thought this.

R13 Zach looks like the love child of Dax and the Wicked Witch of the West in that pic.

Did he and Will Arnett fuck on the set of [italic]Let’s Go to Prison[/italic]?

Dont get the appeal at all,but women seem to like him. I hated Ty Pennington but every woman I knew thought he was hot. Go figure.

I am convinced that these two and Ryan Hansen are a thruple. I have zero proof of this but I get a vibe. The three of them seem very close, like a family, but not like he’s a relative. It really does seem like Kristen Bell has two husbands.

both gay

You really have to ask, OP?

Love his podcast. he has BDF. What is the deal the cohost ?

Wow. I thought Zach and Dax were the same person? Can someone please sort things out for me.

No he did not have work on his face, you stupid cunt.

Ryan Hensen is married, too. Also adorable.

"Ryan Hensen is married, too. Also adorable."

They all kissed.

I watched his new show Bless This Mess, it was ok. I'll give it a few more episodes before I make up my mind, though so far it seems like a derivative hipster version of Green Acres.

He was abused as a kid so rumors about his sexuality after surviving that are meaningless to him

I agree with the poster saying they're super thirsty. A looong time ago they both were trying to make it, independently, as actors. Then I guess he took a stab at directing with the "Chips" remake and that tanked. Now he's got that podcast, they just launched a baby product line (seriously) and they're continuously whoring out their relationship on Ellen and all the other chat shows- 'look-we're the cutest but realest couple ever'!

Which they kinda actually used to be.... until they realized it was their meal ticket and now they've jumped the shark and it's gross.

(I still think he's sexy though. And much smarter than he comes across on the surface. Although he seems wholly unable to parlay it into intelligent career choices. Oh well.)

Countdown to divorce in three, two, one....

I've always liked Dax. He was cute in that wilderness film with Seth Green and Matthew Lillard... showed a lot of skin there. Good in Zathura, and did great work in Parenthood, so he'll always have my respect to some extent. I have no idea what he's up to now though.

OP, no, please do not lower DL Hotness Scale even further. Next thing you know, DL will forgive Denis Hastert because he is "DL Hot" now, according to the new scale.

The only thing I really remember him from is "Idiocracy".

Has the expression “butter face” been used yet ? Also ,him and wifey are annoying . He got his start on that awful Ashton Kutcher show ,that right there makes me dislike him.

His face could look like a cat's pinched ass but if the dick is indeed like the large loaf of bread it's been described as, I would STILL get on it.

They both seem to work a LOT (Kristen has her series, Disney voice work, Veronica Mars reboot, Dax has that new series, he directs and has the podcast.) So they must be fairly well-liked in the industry.

What R1 said

I first saw him on Punk'd. He was naked and following Jessica Alba around a clothing store.

What happened to the receding hairline.

I had never heard of him before I was flipping channels and saw him naked in the [italic]CHiPs[/italic] remake. Definitely ugly-hot.

They're set for life with Kristin's Disney money.

I want to see and feel his cock.

I despise Dax Shepard but was hoping that Kristen, Ryan and he were a thruple so she could get Ryan’s much hotter ass on the reg, but it seems like they’re not.

Looks manageable...

I guess he could be a grower...

Looks girthy. I'll take it!

I laughed at how they paired him with an attractive woman on Parenthood.

R44 a very uncommon trope for tv shows.

For the longest time I always got him mixed up with the much better looking Sam Rockwell.

Hmm I think Dax is the better looking of the 2.

They are BOTH annoying as fuck.

[quote]I laughed at how they paired him with an attractive woman on Parenthood.

The woman he's paired with in real life is quite attractive, so why not?

I’d fuck Dax before Sam

[Quote] The woman he's paired with in real life is quite attractive, so why not?

They're both pretty but Kristen is basic in comparison to Joy.