"I'm gonna get an abortion, and I CAN'T WAIT!"
Greatest lines from John Waters movies taken out of context (don't list the movie)
by Anonymous | reply 413 | September 9, 2020 3:29 PM |
I am what I am! I'm doin' my own thing in my own time, Daddy!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2019 11:08 PM |
[bold]HELLO? WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU CALLING? YOU'VE DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER! SORRY? WHAT GOOD IS THAT? HOW CAN YOU EVER REPAY THE 30 SECONDS YOU'VE STOLEN FROM MY LIFE? I HATE YOU, YOUR HUSBAND, YOUR CHILDREN, AND YOUR RELATIVES!!![/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2019 11:13 PM |
God Francine, you're the most drinkinest gal I've ever seen!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2019 11:15 PM |
Children would only get in the way of our . . . [italic]erotic lifestyle![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2019 11:16 PM |
Writin' a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and GIVE ME A BREAK!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2019 11:18 PM |
Do my balls, Mama!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2019 11:18 PM |
Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds, and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake at one sitting. You should see her stretch marks! Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents. She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2019 11:19 PM |
Would you turn that racket down!? I’m trying to IRON in here!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2019 11:20 PM |
No one sends you a turd and expects to live!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2019 11:21 PM |
I could get you a job at the baths, Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2019 11:22 PM |
Good Lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2019 11:22 PM |
They eat life, you know . . . SPERM!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2019 11:23 PM |
I'm not queer, Mama, I'm TRADE!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2019 11:24 PM |
Now, Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.
And, of course:
HELLO? Is this The Cocksucker Residence?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2019 11:25 PM |
People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There’s pubic hair in the air, everywhere!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2019 11:26 PM |
Fashion has CHANGED.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2019 11:26 PM |
You see what an alcoholic you are? You'd even drink gasoline if it was in a bottle! You stink like an alcoholic! Positively disgusting!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2019 11:27 PM |
I wouldn't suck your dick if I was suffocating and the only oxygen left was IN YOUR BALLS!!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 19, 2019 11:27 PM |
Let's move to Miami! Finally, I can get my face-lift. I want a Cadillac, too - a big, purple Cadillac - so I can ride around and laugh at poor people!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2019 11:27 PM |
Tina, "Mary" is not a homosexual term!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 19, 2019 11:28 PM |
Thirsty, Grizelda?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 19, 2019 11:29 PM |
The world of a heterosexual is a sick and boring life!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 19, 2019 11:30 PM |
I never wanted to use macramé to kill!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 19, 2019 11:30 PM |
I wasn't always like this—of course, I was [italic]always[/italic] visually stunning . . .
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 19, 2019 11:31 PM |
"My parents better get me them cha-cha heels I asked for, that's all I can say..."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 19, 2019 11:31 PM |
I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 19, 2019 11:32 PM |
I'll have two large chicken breasts please.....
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 19, 2019 11:32 PM |
The face of a retarded brat.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 19, 2019 11:32 PM |
I'd be so proud if you was a fag and had a nice beautician boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 19, 2019 11:33 PM |
I AM the filthiest person alive!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 19, 2019 11:34 PM |
WHITE HONKY! YOU CRAZY CRACKA! What's WRONG with these children of today? Don't they know they just hit one of the SISTAS OF THE CHURCH?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 19, 2019 11:34 PM |
Bobo's dead... I had a miscarriage... But I discovered macrame!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 19, 2019 11:35 PM |
Mr. Weinberger, Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class. AND she's been passing newts.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 19, 2019 11:35 PM |
"I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 19, 2019 11:35 PM |
One beer with lunch is hardly drinking.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 19, 2019 11:37 PM |
This is Dawn Davenport. DAWN DAVENPORT.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 19, 2019 11:37 PM |
Who wants to do for ART?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 19, 2019 11:37 PM |
Teabagging is STRICTLY forbidden at The Fudge Palace!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 19, 2019 11:38 PM |
I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 19, 2019 11:38 PM |
One bullet can never destroy the beauty of fascism!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 19, 2019 11:39 PM |
Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 19, 2019 11:39 PM |
Take the hairdo back!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 19, 2019 11:39 PM |
For14 you don't look so good.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 19, 2019 11:40 PM |
There's one girl, a Dawn Davenport, I think you'll like her. She particularly cheap.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 19, 2019 11:40 PM |
Is this the cocksucker Residence?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2019 11:41 PM |
Assholes
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 19, 2019 11:43 PM |
The children are having sex. Beth is pregnant. I narrowly escaped an assaination attempt on my life
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 19, 2019 11:45 PM |
I don’t know why you bother. You’ve always retained your fluids!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 19, 2019 11:45 PM |
Halloween just slipped my mind this year!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 19, 2019 11:46 PM |
Hurry, Heinz.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 19, 2019 11:47 PM |
Pussywillow!!!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 19, 2019 11:47 PM |
I’ll have an extremely large glass of ice water.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 19, 2019 11:50 PM |
Do you relate to the music of Lesley Gore?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 19, 2019 11:52 PM |
Mommy! Daddy! There’s a riot. A RACE riot.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 19, 2019 11:53 PM |
Pretzels give you plaque.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 19, 2019 11:54 PM |
Is your daughter mulatto?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 19, 2019 11:56 PM |
Now they're threatening me, these awful, cheap girls.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 19, 2019 11:56 PM |
I believe it's your night to service me, Lieutenant Wilson.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 19, 2019 11:57 PM |
Thank God, my cab!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 19, 2019 11:57 PM |
Hi stupid! Hi ugly!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 19, 2019 11:58 PM |
Oooh Papa Tooney, we got us a looney!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 19, 2019 11:58 PM |
I’m surprised she doesn’t order to wear my vagina backwards.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 19, 2019 11:59 PM |
At first I thought he was walking the dog, then I realized it was his date.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 20, 2019 12:00 AM |
I’m a good Christian woman!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 20, 2019 12:00 AM |
Oh Papa Tooney, we got a looney!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 20, 2019 12:00 AM |
Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on you're wearing a giant P on your blouse every day to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 20, 2019 12:02 AM |
Penny!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 20, 2019 12:02 AM |
It’s just these common Baltimore schools. God, I wish I lived in Connecticut!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 20, 2019 12:03 AM |
Special Ed?!! That’s for retards!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 20, 2019 12:04 AM |
Damn these designers!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 20, 2019 12:04 AM |
Nice pelt!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 20, 2019 12:06 AM |
At first I thought he was walking his dog. Then I realized, it was his date.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 20, 2019 12:07 AM |
Stay away from me!!! Native woman!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 20, 2019 12:07 AM |
I got a busy day counting money tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 20, 2019 12:08 AM |
I learned all about my cervix in sex education class today!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 20, 2019 12:09 AM |
You lazy bitch! I'm out working my tail off all day and you're in there fucking midgets!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 20, 2019 12:09 AM |
Stop messing with my head! It’s my crotch that needs attention!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 20, 2019 12:10 AM |
Scrubbed any interesting toilets lately?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 20, 2019 12:12 AM |
This house is just like Architectual Digest, Francine.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 20, 2019 12:13 AM |
Minicam?!?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 20, 2019 12:13 AM |
Don’t tell me I don’t know what Vietnam was like!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 20, 2019 12:14 AM |
"I ran outside, clapping my hands, shouting 'NO BLOWJOBS!'"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 20, 2019 12:16 AM |
The egg man didn't do it, Babs! I know the egg man!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 20, 2019 12:16 AM |
These are great lines. I've forgotten that he is a fairly talented writer.
Sign your posts with the movie!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 20, 2019 12:18 AM |
Sorry, noticed the OP's request. Nevermind.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 20, 2019 12:19 AM |
Edith Massey recorded some hilarious punk rock songs, Big Girls seems to have been the single. I don't think she recorded a complete album though, she died in 1984.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 20, 2019 12:20 AM |
Dealing with the poor people is a waste of time. Only the rich should be allowed to live!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 20, 2019 12:20 AM |
"Tea-bagging is forbidden at The Fudge Palace."
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 20, 2019 12:21 AM |
Well, Miss Sandstone, I guess there are just two kinds of people in this world: MY kind of people and ASSHOLES. It's rather obvious which category YOU fit into. Have a nice day!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 20, 2019 12:22 AM |
"Kill EVERYONE !!"
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 20, 2019 12:22 AM |
She was a scrub woman! Give her carfare, a ham at Easter, but for God's sake, don't hang around with her!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 20, 2019 12:23 AM |
I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation. Don't we taxpayers have a voice anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 20, 2019 12:24 AM |
HE'S BEEN ... CASTRATED! HIS PENIS IS GONE!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 20, 2019 12:24 AM |
Oh, Freddie you're so... POLITE.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 20, 2019 12:25 AM |
You're just like all the rest of the common dykes in this town!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 20, 2019 12:26 AM |
Oh, Heintz, she's straight from the gutter . . . a FILLE DE JOIE!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 20, 2019 12:27 AM |
Naw, I don't want no GODDAMN EGGS! I want MEAT and PATAYTAS!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 20, 2019 12:29 AM |
I seen it, man! I seen this weird-lookin' dude run right out and stomp on this honky lady's feet!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 20, 2019 12:32 AM |
R4 you posted my favorite
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 20, 2019 12:32 AM |
GET THE FUCK OUT! Oh, Mrs. Dasher I’m so awfully sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 20, 2019 12:33 AM |
I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, showin' yer pubic patch to the bus driver. Why doncha move downtown where ya belong, ya whore!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 20, 2019 12:34 AM |
"P" as in—
—People who don't mind their own business!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 20, 2019 12:35 AM |
"I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home!"
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 20, 2019 12:36 AM |
Suzanne Somers, this is my bad side!!!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 20, 2019 12:38 AM |
HI MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 20, 2019 12:38 AM |
I! blew! Richard! Speck!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 20, 2019 12:38 AM |
We rarely eat any form of noodle
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 20, 2019 12:38 AM |
"Wear... your. SEATBELT!!!"
"REWIND!!!"
"Uck... look at her hair."
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 20, 2019 12:39 AM |
Mmm,baloney.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 20, 2019 12:40 AM |
Acid does what Eterna 27 CANNOT!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 20, 2019 12:41 AM |
The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 20, 2019 12:42 AM |
Beverly, honey, you have some doo-doo on your shoe!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 20, 2019 12:43 AM |
Poor, poor Francine.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 20, 2019 12:45 AM |
Can the sermons and give me my wang! I want a wang and I WANT IT NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 20, 2019 12:45 AM |
Don't have an abortion, Lulu! Keep the baby, we'll get Pampers
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 20, 2019 12:46 AM |
If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 20, 2019 12:47 AM |
"Good Lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people into your house ?"
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 20, 2019 12:47 AM |
"Why don't you let that hair grow boy ? You look like fruit with that short hair !"
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 20, 2019 12:49 AM |
"The brilliant green of a grass stain?...The subtle yellow of a urine-soaked sheet?...The aqua-blue of cold water as it dilutes a violent red blood stain?...You mean the almond brown of a subtle mildew stain can be beautiful?"
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 20, 2019 12:49 AM |
"Just cuz you got them big udders don't mean you something special !"
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 20, 2019 12:50 AM |
We’re wasting valuable shopping time.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 20, 2019 12:50 AM |
" WHITE HONKY ! You crazy cracker ! Don't he know he just hit one of the sisters of the church ? I'm sick to death of what these kids today.............."
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 20, 2019 12:51 AM |
You dance lewdly for the boys at recess, Lulu?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 20, 2019 12:52 AM |
See these rings? Guess who bought them for me? If you want, you can look at my clothes. They're the finest in polyester . . . [italic]and I didn't pay for them![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 20, 2019 12:52 AM |
"I don't know why you bother; you've always retained your fluids........"
-LaRue to her daughter Francine after she's walked in on her while she's on the toilet
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 20, 2019 12:53 AM |
FOR A QUARTER I WILL!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 20, 2019 12:53 AM |
Sorry, may I suggest Mr. Ray's Wig World?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 20, 2019 12:54 AM |
"Mr. Wineberger ......Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class."
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 20, 2019 12:55 AM |
I don’t want no white man looking at my Tampax.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 20, 2019 1:00 AM |
Find Princess Coo-Coo and fuck her!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 20, 2019 1:10 AM |
Who gave you that hook? Was it YOU Taffy?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 20, 2019 1:13 AM |
I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 20, 2019 1:14 AM |
Aim it the other way, Wink! You know how I detest organs!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 20, 2019 1:15 AM |
She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 20, 2019 1:18 AM |
Why, that child is high yellow!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 20, 2019 1:22 AM |
Franklin Mint or not, that's damaged goods!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 20, 2019 1:22 AM |
My theaters help stop rape!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 20, 2019 1:24 AM |
Please help me, I'm a divorced woman!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 20, 2019 1:24 AM |
Mrs. Fishpaw, it is the opinion of the Baltimore School System that your son Dexter is criminally insane!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 20, 2019 1:26 AM |
I watch that tramp and I'm embarrassed to be white.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 20, 2019 1:28 AM |
Yer rilly gauche, madam, a regler little coo-chon . . . and that means PIG!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 20, 2019 1:28 AM |
And you had to pick a colored song, didn't you? You got something against Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I love Shelley Fabares!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 20, 2019 1:29 AM |
Oh, Cuddles. You're too *old* to be a debutante.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 20, 2019 1:30 AM |
Let's smoke some reefer and iron the chick's hair!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 20, 2019 1:30 AM |
[quote]Oh, Cuddles. You're too *old* to be a debutante.
But I've already rented the hall!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 20, 2019 1:31 AM |
[quote]Your ratted hair is preventing yet another student's geometry education.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 20, 2019 1:34 AM |
I hate you! Fuck you! Fuck you both, you awful people! You're not my parents! I hate you! I hate this house! I hate Christmas!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 20, 2019 1:35 AM |
R33, I got a knife here in my pocketbook and I'm gonna cut you up after class!
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 20, 2019 1:37 AM |
I know who you are. UGLY!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 20, 2019 1:43 AM |
Let's all put on a folk hat and learn something about a foreign culture!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 20, 2019 1:45 AM |
Don't you try any of your voodoo spells on me, you ... NATIVE WOMAN!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 20, 2019 1:46 AM |
It's the times. They are a-changin'. Something's blowin' in the wind. Fetch me my diet pills, would you, hon?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 20, 2019 1:47 AM |
Ahh! Help Francine, I got ants in my pants!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 20, 2019 1:49 AM |
Can't you just sit here and look out into the air? Isn't that enough?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 20, 2019 1:51 AM |
If it’s good enough for Gertrude Stein...
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 20, 2019 1:51 AM |
To think that MY genes were polluted by YOUR birth is not a very pleasant thought, Miss Taffy.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 20, 2019 1:52 AM |
Well, hip hip hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, fuckface?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 20, 2019 1:54 AM |
Who are these hambones?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 20, 2019 1:55 AM |
I don't have enough room in my kitchen!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 20, 2019 1:56 AM |
....
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 20, 2019 2:00 AM |
You can't go to school because I said so. I won't have you nagging me for lunch money and whining for help on your homework. There is no need to know about presidents, wars, numbers or science. Just listen to me and you'll learn. And no little friends over here, repeating rhymes, asking flippant questions, and talking in those nagging baby voices. Can't you just sit here and look out into the air? Isn't that enough? Do you always have to badger me for attention?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 20, 2019 2:01 AM |
They changed the grading system, Mom! “F” is for fantastic!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 20, 2019 2:02 AM |
He's violated the oath of the friendship ring!
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 20, 2019 2:02 AM |
She forced me at gunpoint into her crummy little house, stripped me of my clothes, and made me exhibit myself in front of her!
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 20, 2019 2:04 AM |
Hey Taffy baby, come and suck your daddy's dick.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 20, 2019 2:05 AM |
I wouldn't suck your ugly dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls !
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 20, 2019 2:10 AM |
Where did you get this crap, Taffy? I told you to spend that money I gave you on a cute outfit, but ooooh-noooo! As soon as my back is turned, you run right out and spend it on props for your morbid little games! Well, I want it cleaned up pronto! We're having guests for dinner and I want you looking as P-R-E-T-T-Y as humanly possible!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 20, 2019 2:13 AM |
Oh Cuddles, I’m an Alcoholic! I crave liquor this very minute.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 20, 2019 2:14 AM |
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 20, 2019 2:17 AM |
Get the needle nose pliers!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 20, 2019 2:25 AM |
We were just wondering where you were planning to spread your VD today, that's all . . . HUSSY!
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 20, 2019 2:28 AM |
You swapped me? For a milkmaid??
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 20, 2019 2:31 AM |
Oh Cuddles, maybe I should leave Baltimore.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 20, 2019 2:37 AM |
Ever since I came here, you've done nothing but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance hall girl, but what makes you so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A whorehouse!... and with only three whores in it. One of them is just a senile old cow. And the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use. So what does that make you? The only whore in Chili Verde.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 20, 2019 3:04 AM |
Stop the cab. Stop the CAB!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 20, 2019 3:11 AM |
But... fashion has changed!
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 20, 2019 3:15 AM |
YOU COCKSUCKER! YOU LOUSY PIGFUCKER! YOU BITCH! YOU UGLY WHORE!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 20, 2019 3:21 AM |
I love little chickies! 🐔
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 20, 2019 3:22 AM |
HEY LADY HAVE SOME CHIPS
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 20, 2019 3:50 AM |
You're a red cunt! A real fucking cunt. How can you be so shitty to people? How can you stand yourself?!!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 20, 2019 4:03 AM |
I hardly think that a nudist janitor is a proper escort for a royal princess.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 20, 2019 4:06 AM |
Not a John Waters movie, r174.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 20, 2019 4:08 AM |
R180 *real cunt, not red cunt.
Like Griselda, I've had more than a few cocktails.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 20, 2019 4:09 AM |
I got me a JOB as a GO-GO dancer at the FLAMIN’ CAVE LOUNGE!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 20, 2019 4:09 AM |
It wasn’t blood... it was gore! Hanging there like a runny nose!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 20, 2019 4:11 AM |
“I should be gettin’ a lot And i’m gonns take it all back and get the money for it. You can do that you know,”
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 20, 2019 4:14 AM |
As you know, today is Special Education’s turn at the dodgeball tournament. So let’s go into the locker room, get into our gym outfits, and show them that SPECIAL EDUCATION is nothing to be laughed at!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 20, 2019 4:16 AM |
I'm so hungry, I could eat cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 20, 2019 4:18 AM |
I'll have a double egg salad on toast
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 20, 2019 4:20 AM |
I couldn’t POSSIBLY have spaghetti! Do I LOOK Italian??
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 20, 2019 4:22 AM |
I don't want some renegade necrophile princess as my roommate!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 20, 2019 4:34 AM |
I have never found the antics of DEVIANTS to be one bit amusing!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 20, 2019 4:41 AM |
What on Earth are you wearing?! This is not Halloween!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 20, 2019 4:44 AM |
This IS a classroom, and not a cocktail lounge!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 20, 2019 4:46 AM |
True, true, TRUE, Miss Judefein! You must have been talking on the telephone instead of doing your homework last night!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 20, 2019 4:50 AM |
Hi, I'm Raven, I'm a Satanist and I'll be doing your make-up.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 20, 2019 4:57 AM |
I want to be near the auto industry.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 20, 2019 5:09 AM |
I'm a cunnilingus bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 20, 2019 5:09 AM |
She's such a queer.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 20, 2019 5:12 AM |
Children would only get in the way of our erotic lifestyle
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 20, 2019 5:28 AM |
I'll never have another one!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 20, 2019 5:34 AM |
It's just a skirt and SWEATER!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 20, 2019 5:35 AM |
Eat it Peggy! Eat It!
Peggy: I don't know how.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 20, 2019 5:56 AM |
"This isn't diversity, it's depravity. On my way over here, I saw a man performing oral sex on a lady in a car. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 20, 2019 5:57 AM |
Look at all these trees. Stealing my oxeygen!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 20, 2019 5:57 AM |
Now, Mama, that's just egg paranoia!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 20, 2019 6:05 AM |
Ida Nelson that's a lie!
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 20, 2019 6:32 AM |
It was posted way above but:
OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY:! SOMEONE HAS SENT ME A BOWEL MOVEMENT!"
I was young and only a few weeks into New York from rural North Carolina. He was sweet, loving, hot. and had a good job in the arts. He gave me my first hit of acid, took me to a midnight showing of Pink Flamingos and then to my first NYC disco. Then we went to his apartment and fucked, top and bottom, for hours and hours and hours.
I was so in love with Joel but it only lasted awhile and I doubt he survived the 1980s.
Ah, liasions....
by Anonymous | reply 208 | April 20, 2019 8:01 AM |
FIVE?!?!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | April 20, 2019 9:54 AM |
I am sick of listenin' to your bitchin'. The next time you feel a fit comin' on, go outside and bitch. Bitch at the air. Bitch at the trees. But don't bitch at us!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | April 20, 2019 10:25 AM |
Trade is my life!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 20, 2019 10:33 AM |
Oh, Donald, this place is HIDEOUS! I'm afraid rats are gonna jump out and bite my new nylons!
[A few minutes later]
Good evening Dawn . . . your directions were pinpoint-perfect. And your street, well, it's a street of charm!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | April 20, 2019 10:38 AM |
Never have I encountered such morally bankrupt group of people.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | April 20, 2019 10:39 AM |
I bruise and sue easily.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | April 20, 2019 10:40 AM |
You got any Spray Net, hon? Mah hair's fallin' right down, right off mah head!
by Anonymous | reply 215 | April 20, 2019 10:48 AM |
Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or any fifth-rate porno play, this is the show you want—Lady Divine's Cavalcade of Perversions, the sleaziest show on earth! Not actors, not paid impostors, but REAL ACTUAL FILTH who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man! These assorted sluts, fags, dykes, and pimps know no bounds! They have commited acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!
by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 20, 2019 10:56 AM |
You filthy muff-divers will pay for this! No dyke gives ME orders!
by Anonymous | reply 217 | April 20, 2019 11:10 AM |
Princess Perfect!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | April 20, 2019 1:21 PM |
Full of grace! Full of grace!
by Anonymous | reply 219 | April 20, 2019 1:39 PM |
There it is: one hell of a rotten face.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | April 20, 2019 1:50 PM |
Your hairspray bill alone is eating up all the profits from the tilt-a-whirl!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | April 20, 2019 1:54 PM |
...and I’ll thank you for this fuckin’ hook, after I rip your mother’s eyes out with it!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | April 20, 2019 1:59 PM |
Why did you tell me your never wash your pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | April 20, 2019 2:04 PM |
If you don't give me a sex change, I'll cut off your peter and sew it on me myself!
by Anonymous | reply 224 | April 20, 2019 2:13 PM |
Virgil! You will too lick your sister's pussy if she gets horny!
by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 20, 2019 2:16 PM |
r189, it's
Could somebody run and get me... a double egg salad on white toast?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 20, 2019 2:24 PM |
The children are having sex, Beth’s PREGNANT...
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 20, 2019 2:29 PM |
Fuckin' chickens! These fuckin' things hurt!
by Anonymous | reply 228 | April 20, 2019 2:33 PM |
l love you even more than my own filthiness...more than my hair color.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | April 20, 2019 2:36 PM |
Alright everybody let’s go! Let’s play DODGE BALL!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 230 | April 20, 2019 2:38 PM |
Right here on this very bed is where they touch their uninspired little organs together, vainly trying to recharge their worn-out battery of filthiness
by Anonymous | reply 231 | April 20, 2019 2:42 PM |
Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock between her brittle, chapped lips and then scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth up and down on it
by Anonymous | reply 232 | April 20, 2019 2:43 PM |
The dining room ! This is where they eat, Crackers. This is where they shove dirty little portions of bacteria down their weasely little throats.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | April 20, 2019 2:45 PM |
Off topic, but I simply cannot wait to say that someone sounds like ‘a chimpanzee on a tire swing”
by Anonymous | reply 234 | April 20, 2019 2:46 PM |
Just 'cause we're pretty, everybody's jealous!
by Anonymous | reply 235 | April 20, 2019 2:52 PM |
I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti. Do I look Italian?
by Anonymous | reply 236 | April 20, 2019 2:55 PM |
"And no little friends over here, repeating rhymes, asking flippant questions, and talking in those nagging baby voices!"
by Anonymous | reply 237 | April 20, 2019 3:03 PM |
"GODDAMNIT Taffy, NOW you're gonna get it!!"
by Anonymous | reply 238 | April 20, 2019 3:04 PM |
One week left of the exhibition "Indecent Exposure" in Columbus, OH. Culminating on the final day with a double feature of "Pecker/Female Trouble".
by Anonymous | reply 239 | April 20, 2019 3:19 PM |
"Oh Cuddles! I am an ALCOHOLIC !"
by Anonymous | reply 240 | April 20, 2019 3:21 PM |
I'm a winner, Corny!
by Anonymous | reply 241 | April 20, 2019 4:00 PM |
I think I'll warm this in my own little oven...
by Anonymous | reply 242 | April 20, 2019 4:54 PM |
[quote]Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock between her brittle, chapped lips and then scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth up and down on it
Meanwhile, asshole Raymond thinks he's gettin' the best head on the East Coast!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | April 20, 2019 4:55 PM |
Even with the hectic events of the day, Raymond Marble still finds time to satisfy his perverted urges. Watch as he not only commits another act of indecent exposure, he adds to the social horror by making his wife wait in the car!
by Anonymous | reply 244 | April 20, 2019 5:00 PM |
It was then that I realized she was using her rosary as a tool of [italic]erotic pleasure![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 245 | April 20, 2019 5:03 PM |
[quote]The dining room! This is where they eat, Crackers. This is where they shove dirty little portions of bacteria down their weasely little throats.
This is where they spread germs, disease, and infection, gobbling obscene fruits and vegetables all in the name of health! How disgusting! GET THIS TABLE SOAKING WET!
by Anonymous | reply 246 | April 20, 2019 5:10 PM |
R230, I 💕 how the gym teacher says “dodge ball”.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | April 20, 2019 6:23 PM |
That fat thing?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | April 20, 2019 6:34 PM |
Can someone post Dawn Davenport's explanation to the Dashers of how she got her black eye?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | April 20, 2019 7:37 PM |
Tracy Turnblad is a whore!
by Anonymous | reply 250 | April 20, 2019 10:10 PM |
The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | April 20, 2019 10:32 PM |
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
by Anonymous | reply 252 | April 21, 2019 12:37 AM |
It's like the June Taylor Dancers!
by Anonymous | reply 253 | April 21, 2019 1:14 AM |
"Am I invited?" "N"
by Anonymous | reply 254 | April 21, 2019 1:27 AM |
Nice girls don't wear cha cha heels.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | April 21, 2019 1:41 AM |
Ida wanna cracker???
by Anonymous | reply 256 | April 21, 2019 1:45 AM |
Well, I'm afraid it HAS happened!
by Anonymous | reply 257 | April 21, 2019 2:03 AM |
That’s what Jesus would do!
by Anonymous | reply 258 | April 21, 2019 2:06 AM |
It’s a good thing you’re not Pinocchio; your nose would be a mile long!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | April 21, 2019 2:18 AM |
Beauty beauty look at you, wish to God I had it too!
by Anonymous | reply 260 | April 21, 2019 2:20 AM |
ACID!
It's Acid!
It's melting her face!
by Anonymous | reply 261 | April 21, 2019 2:20 AM |
Oh, [italic]that[/italic]—I am SO embarrassed. I fell getting on the bus and hit my eye on the fare box. Well, I felt like a [italic]damn fool![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 262 | April 21, 2019 2:23 AM |
[bold]HOLD THEM GODDAMN CHICKENS![/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 263 | April 21, 2019 2:26 AM |
Hello little birdie, wanna piece of pizza?
by Anonymous | reply 264 | April 21, 2019 2:28 AM |
You can't wear white after Labor Day!
by Anonymous | reply 265 | April 21, 2019 2:40 AM |
Help me, Betty, he's worse than the dentist in "Marathon Man".
by Anonymous | reply 266 | April 21, 2019 2:41 AM |
"She was NUDE!"
by Anonymous | reply 267 | April 21, 2019 2:41 AM |
We’re going on a hay ride!!
by Anonymous | reply 268 | April 21, 2019 2:45 AM |
Keep the change, you son of a PSYCHO!
by Anonymous | reply 269 | April 21, 2019 2:49 AM |
...I iron my hair, and I AM Odetta!!
by Anonymous | reply 270 | April 21, 2019 2:52 AM |
Fatty, fatty two by four, can't get through the dressing room door? I'm Mr Pinky, owner of the Heft Hide Away, 311 Eastern Avenue. Are you big boned, got a glandular problem but still want the glamour? Don't worry about it, the Hefty Hide Away has got it all.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | April 21, 2019 4:47 AM |
Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator!
by Anonymous | reply 272 | April 21, 2019 5:16 AM |
[QUOTE]But... fashion has changed!
NO, it hasn't !
by Anonymous | reply 273 | April 21, 2019 5:26 AM |
Are those pussywillows?
by Anonymous | reply 274 | April 21, 2019 5:39 AM |
Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin' whore!
by Anonymous | reply 275 | April 21, 2019 1:58 PM |
That's no excuse for a morbid imagination.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | April 21, 2019 1:58 PM |
Whatever it is, it's a hair don't.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | April 21, 2019 2:29 PM |
One, two, cha cha cha! Faster! Mashed potatoes!
by Anonymous | reply 278 | April 21, 2019 2:31 PM |
Seize Her then Fuck Her !!
by Anonymous | reply 279 | April 21, 2019 2:32 PM |
We invented post-its!
by Anonymous | reply 280 | April 21, 2019 2:33 PM |
I always loved the one at R146
by Anonymous | reply 281 | April 21, 2019 2:43 PM |
Are those PUSSYWILLOWS?
by Anonymous | reply 282 | April 21, 2019 3:22 PM |
Ooops, just saw it at 274. Sorry for the repeat
by Anonymous | reply 283 | April 21, 2019 3:23 PM |
Francine got two thousand a month plus the house! We've got to move fast.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | April 21, 2019 3:34 PM |
[quote]something that John Waters might have wrote.
Oh, DEAR.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | April 21, 2019 3:53 PM |
You can jump rope in the bathroom!
by Anonymous | reply 286 | April 21, 2019 3:56 PM |
A Halston? How au courant!
by Anonymous | reply 287 | April 21, 2019 7:33 PM |
Q: Divine, are you a lesbian?
A: Yes! I have done EVERYTHING!
by Anonymous | reply 288 | April 21, 2019 7:56 PM |
Oh, that LITTLE M.F.!
by Anonymous | reply 289 | April 21, 2019 7:57 PM |
Not Miss Tracy, Cyd Charisse herself. SHE'S too busy ratting her hair and doing the Ubangi Stomp!
by Anonymous | reply 290 | April 21, 2019 8:02 PM |
Go home to your mother! Doesn't SHE ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some Communist day-care center! Tell your mother I HATE her! Tell your mother I hate [bold]YOU!!![/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 291 | April 21, 2019 10:40 PM |
I'm [bold]GLAD[/bold] I had an abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | April 21, 2019 10:43 PM |
Your father might be forced in integrate Tilted Acres and THEN where will we be??
by Anonymous | reply 293 | April 21, 2019 10:47 PM |
Get the hook! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by Anonymous | reply 294 | April 21, 2019 10:56 PM |
No, please, not a kiss! I swear I'll gag! Mount me if you must, but not a kiss!
by Anonymous | reply 295 | April 21, 2019 11:35 PM |
Gee, Francine, hasn't he ever heard of the Hilton?
by Anonymous | reply 296 | April 22, 2019 5:38 AM |
Well Miss Sandstone, Miss Sandy Sandstone
by Anonymous | reply 297 | April 22, 2019 5:40 AM |
Technique is nothing more than failed style.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | April 22, 2019 7:07 AM |
From your appearance Miss Davenport, it looks like you never STOPPED eating!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | April 23, 2019 7:12 AM |
EGGS! EGGS! OH, HELP! GOD! GOD!
by Anonymous | reply 300 | April 23, 2019 7:40 AM |
The press still calls me ‘The Dog Food Murderess.’
by Anonymous | reply 301 | April 23, 2019 7:43 AM |
Damn that hellcat of a daughter of mine! That good-for-nothing simpleminded scalawag! Damn, damn, damn her!
by Anonymous | reply 302 | April 23, 2019 7:53 AM |
Six bucks.... hey you are rich!
A lottery ticket... well I'LL TAKE IT AND I'LL WIN IT!
by Anonymous | reply 303 | April 23, 2019 7:54 AM |
You're not my daddy, you disgusting hippie pig! And I wouldn't get near a bed that had been defiled by the likes of you two! I'd sooner jump in a river of snot!
by Anonymous | reply 304 | April 23, 2019 7:58 AM |
Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you?
by Anonymous | reply 305 | April 23, 2019 8:06 AM |
I want a wang. GIVE ME A WANG! Or I'll cut your peter off and sew it on myself.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | April 23, 2019 8:08 AM |
C'mon bitch, cut these tits off!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | April 23, 2019 8:09 AM |
Now I won't have any organs. It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | April 23, 2019 8:10 AM |
Oh Mole, honey. I'll kiss it. Lick it. Eat it like always.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | April 23, 2019 8:11 AM |
Get out of my chambers, lesbians!
by Anonymous | reply 310 | April 23, 2019 10:42 AM |
I love the feel of cold nylon on my BIG BUTT!
by Anonymous | reply 311 | April 23, 2019 10:47 AM |
I'd love to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs!
by Anonymous | reply 312 | April 23, 2019 10:55 AM |
That was a real SOUL kiss!
by Anonymous | reply 313 | April 24, 2019 5:46 AM |
No wonder you people are always in the unemployment line!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | April 24, 2019 5:47 AM |
Peggy: I'm a very wealthy woman.
Mole: Yeah, and I'm Cybill Shepherd!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | April 24, 2019 5:52 AM |
The really funny stuff is his commentary on all his old films.
For Mortville, they rented a bus and drove around Baltimore picking up the homeless. Then they drove them out in the middle of nowhere and forced them to film before taking them back to the city.
Waters said one bum had shit his pants so they left him on the bus all day!
by Anonymous | reply 316 | April 24, 2019 6:01 AM |
I'm a stripper!
And I work for the phone company!
by Anonymous | reply 317 | April 24, 2019 6:06 AM |
Hey Ma! There's a SHITHEAD here to see ya!
by Anonymous | reply 318 | April 24, 2019 6:09 AM |
Mmmmmm, bah-loney!
by Anonymous | reply 319 | April 24, 2019 6:13 AM |
I never meant to use macrame to kill !
by Anonymous | reply 320 | April 24, 2019 6:18 AM |
Take that little whore down to the massage parlor where she belongs! And as for you, BUNGHOLE, you got an appointment at the House of Torture with some very dirty old men!
by Anonymous | reply 321 | April 24, 2019 6:27 AM |
Now l've got nothin' but hampers of ironing to do...and my diet pill is wearing off.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | April 24, 2019 6:36 AM |
Fuck homework! Who cares if we fail?
by Anonymous | reply 323 | April 24, 2019 6:44 AM |
R317 Disqualified!
by Anonymous | reply 324 | April 24, 2019 6:45 AM |
I'm trying to get an education so I can get into a good college! It's not fair!
by Anonymous | reply 325 | April 24, 2019 6:48 AM |
A MINI-CAAAAAAMMMMM!
by Anonymous | reply 326 | April 24, 2019 7:54 AM |
I wasn't always like this - of course I was always visually stunning.....
by Anonymous | reply 327 | April 24, 2019 8:19 AM |
Due to your present condition may we ask you to refrain from using the kitchen utensils.....
by Anonymous | reply 328 | April 24, 2019 8:21 AM |
Forget my mouth, it's the V in my crotch that needs the attention!
by Anonymous | reply 329 | April 24, 2019 9:44 AM |
Okay lez beans, I caught ya! Bumpin’ pussies is against the rules!!
by Anonymous | reply 330 | April 24, 2019 12:32 PM |
I wish I could be more like you, Cuddles . . . always optimistic. I look into my future, and all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | April 24, 2019 2:50 PM |
It saddens me that you have to see anything zees common, madame.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | April 24, 2019 3:00 PM |
Pretzels give you plaque
by Anonymous | reply 333 | April 24, 2019 3:22 PM |
You made Gator go away. Here! I got something for your face. Mother Fuckerrrrr!
by Anonymous | reply 334 | April 24, 2019 3:30 PM |
I'm gonna finger my asshole and I can't wait!
by Anonymous | reply 335 | April 24, 2019 4:06 PM |
I don't know what I was thinking when I had her. I ain't never having another one.
I'm glad I had an abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | April 24, 2019 10:04 PM |
Give me that jump rope. Given me those scissors.
(Whilst cutting through the jump rope) That's the last time she's playing with this God damn thing, I hate it.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | April 24, 2019 10:05 PM |
Emergency! Emergency! Heinz! Hurry Heinz! Emergency!!
by Anonymous | reply 338 | April 24, 2019 10:57 PM |
R338, I love that line!
by Anonymous | reply 339 | April 24, 2019 11:06 PM |
I'm a thief and a shitkicker and, uh . . . I'd like to be famous.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | April 25, 2019 11:52 AM |
R340 You're quite striking.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | April 25, 2019 11:54 AM |
Pretty...pretty?
by Anonymous | reply 342 | April 25, 2019 1:03 PM |
You must have been talking on the telephone instead of doing your geography homework
by Anonymous | reply 343 | April 25, 2019 1:16 PM |
Weren't you the chick from Howard Stern? Be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!
by Anonymous | reply 344 | April 25, 2019 1:43 PM |
You made love to me on Christmas Day!
by Anonymous | reply 345 | April 25, 2019 4:11 PM |
NOT ON CHRISTMAS! NOT ON CHRISTMAS!
by Anonymous | reply 346 | April 26, 2019 5:37 PM |
Aw Christ, I'm comin' . . .
by Anonymous | reply 347 | April 26, 2019 5:38 PM |
Why yes, I believe a woman [italic]does[/italic] live there—if you could [italic]call[/italic] her a woman . . . she is a WHORE, officer!
by Anonymous | reply 348 | April 26, 2019 5:42 PM |
Down with smut! Down with smut!
What do we want? Disney! What do we hate? Filth!
by Anonymous | reply 349 | April 26, 2019 5:44 PM |
Oh Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | April 26, 2019 5:45 PM |
Okay, who put this hemorrhoid cream in here? There is nothing wrong … with MY BUTT!
by Anonymous | reply 351 | April 26, 2019 5:47 PM |
LET MY MOTHER'S PUSSY BE!
by Anonymous | reply 352 | April 26, 2019 5:50 PM |
Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! Filthy, dirty, filthy! Is that what you learned in private school, young man? Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for YOU, I never thought you would rape your own sister! Oh GOD, the children are having SEX!
by Anonymous | reply 353 | April 26, 2019 5:52 PM |
‘Cock-a-doodle doo!’
One of the funniest things ever in his films was at the start of ‘Polyester’, when the camera panned over suburbia and the cock crowed. Because keeping chickens was NOT allowed in middle-class Maryland suburbs, not even in the early 1980s.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | April 26, 2019 5:54 PM |
I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie—people would be RAW if that was true!
by Anonymous | reply 355 | April 26, 2019 5:57 PM |
"I'm in the little girls room, Mother"
by Anonymous | reply 356 | April 26, 2019 6:14 PM |
"You're so cute when you're tipsy!"
by Anonymous | reply 357 | April 26, 2019 6:17 PM |
Get the hook!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | April 26, 2019 7:31 PM |
Fat ... very fat.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | April 26, 2019 7:32 PM |
And I'm just so fuckin' beautiful I can barely stand it my own damn self!
by Anonymous | reply 360 | April 26, 2019 7:36 PM |
GET OFFA ME, MILKHEAD!
by Anonymous | reply 361 | April 27, 2019 6:53 AM |
Christ, haven't they heard of the Hilton?
by Anonymous | reply 362 | April 27, 2019 7:54 AM |
Go to second. Go to second!
by Anonymous | reply 363 | April 27, 2019 8:10 AM |
Hey little birdie.
Want some pizza?
by Anonymous | reply 364 | April 27, 2019 8:45 AM |
OH, YOU TOUCHED ME! NOW MY FLESH IS ROTTING—[bold]THE TOUCH OF SCUM!!![/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 365 | April 27, 2019 5:28 PM |
You can lick my royal hemorrhoids, you FAT PIG!
by Anonymous | reply 366 | April 27, 2019 5:31 PM |
Hello-ay! Hold-ay on-ay!
by Anonymous | reply 367 | May 2, 2019 2:12 AM |
You better calm yourself down before I haul off and smack you upside your wide, wide head. We killed your husband—and I AIN'T your maid anymore, BITCH. I'm your SISTA IN CRIME!
by Anonymous | reply 368 | May 2, 2019 11:01 PM |
LiQuid eyeliner enhances one's beauty !
by Anonymous | reply 369 | May 2, 2019 11:18 PM |
Off subject but related - William Barr is Peggy Gravel with Moe's errant penis stitched on......
Discuss.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | May 2, 2019 11:39 PM |
The Lipstick Beauty Salon is the best. They only let special girls in. You even have to audition to get your hair done!
by Anonymous | reply 371 | May 3, 2019 8:45 AM |
No candy means DEATH!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | May 3, 2019 8:49 AM |
Ida Nelson, that's a lie!
by Anonymous | reply 373 | May 4, 2019 1:02 PM |
Find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em. Is that your new motto?
by Anonymous | reply 374 | May 6, 2019 10:39 AM |
I'm a man Muffy. I man trapped in a woman's body!
by Anonymous | reply 375 | May 6, 2019 10:40 AM |
Try one. They're really quite tasty!
Ooh, LITTLE MASCARA BRUSHES!
by Anonymous | reply 376 | May 7, 2019 5:48 AM |
My little Tracy is a CLEAN TEEN!
by Anonymous | reply 377 | May 7, 2019 5:51 AM |
Q: Can you relate to Lesley Gore's music?
A: Look, she ain't no James Brown, but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to!
by Anonymous | reply 378 | May 7, 2019 5:53 AM |
Oh, Papa Tooney, we've got a looney!
by Anonymous | reply 379 | May 7, 2019 6:00 AM |
I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries.
The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | May 7, 2019 6:06 AM |
EAT THE BIRD, BITCH!!!
by Anonymous | reply 381 | May 7, 2019 6:08 AM |
Look like you've just won a prize!
by Anonymous | reply 382 | May 7, 2019 10:49 AM |
This is SHOW BUSINESS, young lady! If you think you’re nervous now - ha! Wait till you’re on the air!
by Anonymous | reply 383 | May 8, 2019 5:32 AM |
Oh Mother, you're so 50s. (meaning the decade)
by Anonymous | reply 384 | May 8, 2019 6:09 AM |
Thirsty, Grizelda?
by Anonymous | reply 385 | May 8, 2019 6:12 AM |
If I don’t get those chacha heels for Christmas, Mom and Dad are dead!
by Anonymous | reply 386 | May 12, 2019 4:08 PM |
Oh, come on! The show's not filmed in CinemaScope!
by Anonymous | reply 387 | May 12, 2019 4:09 PM |
You can lick my royal haemorrhoids, you fat pig
by Anonymous | reply 388 | May 13, 2019 9:27 PM |
Damn these designers
by Anonymous | reply 389 | May 13, 2019 10:47 PM |
“Spaghetti and cheese? Do I look italian?”
by Anonymous | reply 390 | May 13, 2019 10:53 PM |
The rats in this neighborhood are chewing at my nylons
by Anonymous | reply 391 | May 13, 2019 10:54 PM |
Dotty, you just broke my faberge egg, the LEAST you could do is apologize!
by Anonymous | reply 392 | May 13, 2019 10:55 PM |
Could we all say grace, could we at least do that?
by Anonymous | reply 393 | May 13, 2019 10:55 PM |
'Cause I'm fat enough already!
by Anonymous | reply 394 | May 13, 2019 11:58 PM |
Take your tools and go fuck a garage!
by Anonymous | reply 395 | May 13, 2019 11:59 PM |
I love you so much I could shit.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | May 14, 2019 12:02 AM |
Chip, please. Not the brown word.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | May 14, 2019 5:42 AM |
Now I'll NEVER get a boyfriend!
by Anonymous | reply 398 | May 14, 2019 1:00 PM |
Did you see that?
She just said FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, too...whore.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | May 14, 2019 1:06 PM |
Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
by Anonymous | reply 400 | May 14, 2019 1:12 PM |
Oh look! It's Franklin Mint!
by Anonymous | reply 401 | May 14, 2019 1:24 PM |
She's singing [italic]Annie[/italic]!
by Anonymous | reply 402 | May 14, 2019 1:25 PM |
That's not a line
by Anonymous | reply 403 | May 14, 2019 1:32 PM |
'I got put in special ed because of my HAIR!!!'
by Anonymous | reply 404 | May 14, 2019 1:32 PM |
My mama says Negro Day ain't nothin' but segregation!
by Anonymous | reply 405 | May 14, 2019 1:38 PM |
See two real life fags kissing!
by Anonymous | reply 406 | May 18, 2019 8:04 AM |
I don't want no white man looking at my Tampax!
by Anonymous | reply 407 | May 21, 2019 6:05 PM |
Oh Cuddles!! I am an AL-co-HOL-ic!!
by Anonymous | reply 408 | May 30, 2019 12:32 AM |
How dreadfully recherché!
by Anonymous | reply 409 | May 30, 2019 12:39 AM |
I'm gonna hafta give you a SPANKUN! Now get up here with that behind! Come on, over my knee, ya little bastard! THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO AROUSE ROYALTY!
by Anonymous | reply 410 | August 4, 2019 7:29 PM |
Well, hellay, meuviegaers! This is Mister J speaking to you from Dreamland Studios! This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, The Filthiest Person Alive! Because of this cover story in one of your sleazier national tabuloids, she has been forced to go underground, disguising her appearance and adopting the alias Babs Johnson. With her live her trusted traveling companion Cotton, her delinquent son Crackers, and her mentally ill mother Miss Edie. LET'S TAKE A PEEK INSIDE!
by Anonymous | reply 411 | September 9, 2020 3:07 PM |
This is show biz! If you think you're nervous now--HA!--wait til you're on the air!
by Anonymous | reply 412 | September 9, 2020 3:28 PM |
Now they're threatening me... those awful, cheap girls!
by Anonymous | reply 413 | September 9, 2020 3:29 PM |