Celebrities who should receive public bare-assed spankings

I’m disappointed this thread didn’t happen.

Alex Pettyfer should be dragged into the town square, forcibly stripped by a crowd, put in stocks and then paddled until he learns his lesson about being a douche to his gay fans.

Ryan Phillippe, for not going all the way with the rape scene in Catch Hell. After he’s spanked the scene should be recreated, but this time the hillbilly plows him until he squeals like a pig.

Justin Bieber for being such a bieber.

[R4] Pics of the Biebs butt or else it ain’t worth it.

Jake Gyllenhaal for the whole toothy tile business.

Tom Holland always came off as a bit smug to me. Probably learned from RDJ. They should get spanked side-by-side.

OK, I'll play. David Archuleta deserves a public bare-ass spanking in front of the whole Mormon Tabernacle for being a closeted cumslut.

[R8] ooh, that’d be hot. flog his ass instead, as he begs for repentance.

Tom Hiddleston needs to pay for the Taylor Swift fiasco by getting spanked by all the Hemsworth brothers until he can’t sit for a week.

R8, I just came in my pants!

Justin Timberlake by Lance Bass for refusing to do the NSYNC reunion that everyone wants to see. Could do it right at their Walk of Fame Star.

OP, Jonathan Groff should never be the spanker. Always the spankee.

Drew Brees by Michael Sam for being a bigot. We'll sell tickets to the Superdome for the event.

Garrett Clayton for staying in the glass closet for so long.

R14 Never seen his ass. Is it worth spanking?

R16: I'm sure it is. He's a football player after all, so some tone maybe present. He certainly deserves it for being stupid.

R17 and R14 Can we add known homophobe Mel Gibson list?

R18: Sure. Per OP's instructions, we need a spanker and a location. Please to be providing that information.

R19 Mel should be spanked by his BFF and flaming closet case, RDJ, and it can take place at the next Neo Nazi meeting Mel hosts.

This thread died quickly.

R21: It is up to you to restore it. Spank someone!

Jared Kushner should be spanked raw, on the beach in Gaza, by MBS of Saudi Arabia and Hussein, Crown Prince of Jordan, for not bringing peace to the Middle East.

R22 Fair enough. John Krasinski, for being best friends with that deplorable Pratt. He should be stripped naked and have his bare ass publicly spanked by a lust crazed Pratt in front of his fundie congregation.

Evan Peters should receive a bare ass public spanking at the hands of Matthew Morrison for not being in the new season of AHS. It can be made into a new miniseries on netflix so that his punishment is available for the nation to stream at will.

Liam Hemsworth gets his butt waxed and spanked on Malibu Beach by Luke Evans for going gay for Brody Jenner but not Luke.

Colin Farrell gets paddled by young Robert Sheehan just for being Ireland's irresistible DILF.

Both the Hemsworth brothers should be spanked with their own surf boards by Luke Evans on Malibu Beach for never going gay-for-pay.

R27 Pics of Colin so that we know his ass is worth paddling?

Alexander Skarsgard should be spanked by his brother Bill in front of the whole True Blood cast for doing that god awful Tarzan movie.

A better look at Alex’s assets.

Will this do?

R32 Perfect. His ass really is phenomenal, definitely worth being stripped and paddled publicly.

R32 For some reason his daddy build makes me want to sodomize him until he cries.

And don't forget fellas, Colin does not suffer from the Irish Curse!

And I picked cheeky gay Robert to do the spanking. Robert will be naked, as is his want.

R36 Speaking of The Umbrella Academy, I want to see hot chicano David Castaneda paddled.

Who is that at R36?

Robert Sheehan, better known as the curly haired twink presentation he had for many years.

Asher Angel should be publicly spanked on his 18th birthday just because it would be fun for us.

R40 His buddy Jack Dylan Grazer should also be publicly spanked on his 18th birthday for being such a nepotism driven brat. Maybe they can share a birthday party.

[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal for the whole toothy tile business.

Jake's a man now. Bareback flogging.

R42 That ass still deserves attention, though.

I am so sick of asses, r43.

R44 Hm. You should start a flogging thread, then. Interesting thought.

Bump.

Butt bump.

CAROL ANN, of course!

Justin Owen should be paddled endlessly for leaving porn, especially before doing a bareback scene. Austin Wolf should paddle him in the audition studio recreating their scene and them fucking him five ways to Friday raw, pumping him full of multiple loads.

Bump.

Bump!

I just watched The Stranger on Netflix and I want to see Richard Armitage get spanked.

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