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Britney Spears has been held in a haunted castle since January. Against her will.

Discuss.

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by Anonymousreply 29April 21, 2019 6:13 AM

Has she been accused of witchcraft? Congress with Satan?

Not surprised.

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2019 3:21 AM

What haunted castle? The Chateau Marmont?

by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2019 3:22 AM

She thought she was getting burgers there

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2019 3:24 AM

Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Shave off your hair!

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2019 3:25 AM

I think it's for the best for her and for our ears

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2019 3:26 AM

Like in “Masque of the Red Death” or The 120 Days of Sodom”? Is she one of the whores?

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2019 3:26 AM

When the Disney logo pops up it will just feel so right.

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2019 3:28 AM

Is it the same one as Backstreet Boys’ Everybody video? She can be the Bride of Frankenstein!

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by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2019 3:50 AM

Isn’t that Collinwood?

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2019 3:52 AM

Haunted castle = Psychiatric hospital

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2019 3:56 AM

Forget Dakota Johnson, I want to see a Suspiria remake with Britney!

by Anonymousreply 11April 19, 2019 4:04 AM

Is Britney being held in a castle dark, with the fortress drawn and chains upon her feet?

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2019 4:16 AM

No, because she’d never reach the part where the heartaches come, R12. She can’t read.

by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2019 4:19 AM

R13 Lol.

by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2019 4:22 AM

R13 Not even a paperback novel?

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2019 4:24 AM

Lay off the crack, op.

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2019 4:34 AM

Get her some wine and wildfire and she’ll be swell.

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2019 4:37 AM

[quote]r15 Not even a paperback novel?

The kind the drugstore sells?

by Anonymousreply 18April 19, 2019 4:49 AM

Heroes often fail.

by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2019 4:52 AM

The hero would be OP

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2019 4:58 AM

She's in a remake of "Suspearia"

by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2019 5:18 AM

I'm not sure where Britney went wrong but the feelings gone and she just can't get it back.

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2019 5:54 AM

She walked away like a movie star who gets burned in a three way script.

by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2019 5:57 AM

If you ever saw Crossroads you would not be calling her a move star.

by Anonymousreply 24April 19, 2019 11:42 AM

Does anyone know where the love of God goes?

by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2019 11:45 AM

Welcome. We have been expecting you.

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by Anonymousreply 26April 19, 2019 12:06 PM

My cooter's itchin real bad, y'all! I'm serious!

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2019 12:26 PM

Let me know when she's dead. This bitch is tedious and irrelevant. I only want news of her when she's gone.

by Anonymousreply 28April 19, 2019 12:36 PM

Any updates? Has Britney escaped the castle perhaps with the aid of a handsome prince?

by Anonymousreply 29April 21, 2019 6:13 AM
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