Discuss.
Britney Spears has been held in a haunted castle since January. Against her will.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 21, 2019 6:13 AM |
Has she been accused of witchcraft? Congress with Satan?
Not surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2019 3:21 AM |
What haunted castle? The Chateau Marmont?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2019 3:22 AM |
She thought she was getting burgers there
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2019 3:24 AM |
Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Shave off your hair!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2019 3:25 AM |
I think it's for the best for her and for our ears
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2019 3:26 AM |
Like in “Masque of the Red Death” or The 120 Days of Sodom”? Is she one of the whores?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2019 3:26 AM |
When the Disney logo pops up it will just feel so right.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2019 3:28 AM |
Is it the same one as Backstreet Boys’ Everybody video? She can be the Bride of Frankenstein!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2019 3:50 AM |
Isn’t that Collinwood?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2019 3:52 AM |
Haunted castle = Psychiatric hospital
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2019 3:56 AM |
Forget Dakota Johnson, I want to see a Suspiria remake with Britney!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2019 4:04 AM |
Is Britney being held in a castle dark, with the fortress drawn and chains upon her feet?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2019 4:16 AM |
No, because she’d never reach the part where the heartaches come, R12. She can’t read.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2019 4:19 AM |
R13 Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2019 4:22 AM |
R13 Not even a paperback novel?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2019 4:24 AM |
Lay off the crack, op.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2019 4:34 AM |
Get her some wine and wildfire and she’ll be swell.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2019 4:37 AM |
[quote]r15 Not even a paperback novel?
The kind the drugstore sells?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 19, 2019 4:49 AM |
Heroes often fail.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2019 4:52 AM |
The hero would be OP
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 19, 2019 4:58 AM |
She's in a remake of "Suspearia"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 19, 2019 5:18 AM |
I'm not sure where Britney went wrong but the feelings gone and she just can't get it back.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 19, 2019 5:54 AM |
She walked away like a movie star who gets burned in a three way script.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 19, 2019 5:57 AM |
If you ever saw Crossroads you would not be calling her a move star.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 19, 2019 11:42 AM |
Does anyone know where the love of God goes?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 19, 2019 11:45 AM |
My cooter's itchin real bad, y'all! I'm serious!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 19, 2019 12:26 PM |
Let me know when she's dead. This bitch is tedious and irrelevant. I only want news of her when she's gone.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 19, 2019 12:36 PM |
Any updates? Has Britney escaped the castle perhaps with the aid of a handsome prince?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 21, 2019 6:13 AM |