HOT Country Boys Appreciation Thread

And totally ruined by those hideous tattoos

Midwest and the South have the most beautiful white men.

All of them are straight, I fail to see the point of this thread, unless it's another let's drool over some straight dudes thread.

Nobody has ever captured redneck trade quite like Michael Meads.

They reek of chew and farts.

Well they’re hot but...

Hot

[quote]All of them are straight, I fail to see the point of this thread, unless it's another let's drool over some straight dudes thread.

Since it's HIGHLY unlikely that anyone reading this thread will ever actually come into contact with any of these guys and be in a position to even attempt to have sex with them, what the FUCK difference does it make whether they're straight or gay, you asshole?

[quote]it's HIGHLY unlikely that anyone reading this thread will ever actually come into contact with any of these guys and be in a position to even attempt to have sex with them

Don't crush DLers' dreams like that.

Mmmm

Someone has a hardon for Gary Taylor.

This thread gets started (with him in OP's pic) and the older thread (with his pic in OP) gets bumped.

Here you go OP, now you can also start a thread a Hot Douchebro Appreciation thread.

I don't "do" Pinterest. so thanks but no thanks.

[quote]I don't "do" Pinterest. so thanks but no thanks.

Apparently, you don't "do" the interwebs either since you don't seem to be able to figure out the object of your lust.

Bonner Bolton ❤️

The absurd size of those trapezoids at OP's picture makes me think what of else country boys like to do: abuse pills.

R30 he’s one person. If you look at all the other pics none of them look like him.

Bonner is beautiful from head to toe, from Cock to hole.

Love small town boys.

LOVE these guys

Pinterist troll alert.

This one is a HOTTIE

Beautiful fat ass

Brett Young 😍

A pox on OP and all those linking to Pinterest.

In the Deep South, most of these boys are dumber than a box of rocks. Their looks fade by 30 when the white gravy from Cracker Barrel or Piccadilly’s settles around their waist and clogs the artery supplying blood to the brain. Independent thought and critical thinking skills are in short supply in the rural areas. They listen to their right wing pastors and stay closeted rather than live the happy life they were meant to live, bless their hearts.

But, get some liquid courage in them and they’re up for just about anything.

I was going to say that, they look hot but you just know they'll age like shit in 5-10 years.

R65 you’re speaking very generally.

It always kind of bugs me when someone on these threads says "AWG" but some of the guys on this thread aren't even average. They're kind of gross.

And the Confederate and Neo Nazi tattoos/ paraphenalia makes it even more disgusting.

Thanks, Datalounge, for showing me how disgusting some of you are.

R68 idk whose posting some of the fugs but some people find that hot.

Big asses

You can see this guys cock.

R60 makes me hard..smokin' hot..dont even need to see the face!

Daddy

I think I'm pregnant now

Two old Cowboys fuck a young one

I hope I am wrong but I could see some guy getting shot by a cop someday because the cop thought they were reaching for a gun that just turned out to be a tattoo.

[quote]idk whose posting some of the fugs

Oh, dear!

Ewwww r77!

The country singers are the hottest. They kick ass on all the pop singers and rappers look wise.

This guy was a Marine. Believe it or not, that's his mother!

That's what happens when you have a child at 14...shit, the kid is about 3 in that picture and she looks like a sophomore in high school.

Regrettable lack of sizemeat verificatia.

They're all the same with their legs in the air - who cares?

I would love to fuck a hunky Southern boy (the dumber the better).

In theory I have always thought those chin strap beards are douchey but it also seems like I am very attracted to nearly any guy who has one. Guess I like douchey guys.

Those blue eyes, I could get lost in them.

Can I stick my hand in there?

R91 is that guy who was on Survivor last season. He looks 28 but is actually 20.

R90 gorgeous blue eyes and thick pink lips

I use to know this guys name but have forgotten it, talked to him online, he is from Wisconsin but last I knew living in Illinois. He was really pissed his pictures ended up all over the internet but that is what happens when you are that hot.

Yeah R92 I do think that might be Michael Yerger, I didn't catch that, good eye. The tat on his chest is the give away.

They look boring and dumb.

I wouldn't mind being underneath this.

R96 well everyone is entitled to their stupid opinions.

R76 - who is that beautiful guy?

R94 - where can we see more of him?

I wonder the age of the DLers posting these pics lol

The Pinterest thang is a drag.

R76 is a photo of a model on a site selling shirts, that is all I know as I didn't post the picture.

I linked the page at The Western Company

Hott

😍😍😍😍

Thanks R103. He's soooooo cute. But I doubt he's a country boy; too bad.

A lot of those Cowboys have so much ass

R99, I pretty much told you every thing I remember about R94, that is by far his best picture, but still a good looking guy, not as tall as the picture would lead you to believe though. Some of his other pictures were posted around the internet but that is the only one that seems to have survived. I didn't have his picture I saw in on a tumblr but remembered talking to him. He was on a now defunct dating site called D-listed that is where I chatted with him. Pretty much all I remember.

r110, hot country boys - lol.

That's Aaron O'Connell, an actor and model.

I cannot stand it when people take pictures of themselves/have pictures of themselves taken when they're flipping off the camera. And the Twitter account for the guy in R112 not only has it there in that post, but in his Twitter profile picture, too. Fuck that.

Vicarious, but I lusted for a country boy in my country HS and didn’t ever get a roll in the hay with him before we graduated and he moved to the city to become an accountant and marry a lady and get fat.

He looked exactly like golden beautiful Matt Barr did playing Virginian icon CB Johnse Hatfield on tv, so naturally I lusted after him too. Costner and Boyd Holbrook in the same series also, but mostly Matt.

Not much makes me miss being 17 & terrified in that 9’o clock town, but that pretty face sure does.

There’s a lot of southern white boys moving to NYC now. I live near two Texans with strong TX southern accents and met another one from TX today whose gorgeous.

We ended up arguing though.

love the pierced nipples

Damn

Most of these clowns look just like their other trailer park trash brethren that appear on the Jerry Springer show.

Please, if people appeared on Jerry Springer looking like that, I’d buy all the seasons on DVD or something. No one looked like that on that show.

R119 cause the show attracts trash

I want to fuck country boys!!!!

R121 I want them to fuck me. There are some seriously delicious hot handsome guys in this thread

i want them to come to my home sit on my couch and take their pants off.

[quote]i want them to come to my home sit on my couch and take their pants off.

You’ll have skid marks on your Davenport.

R124 lmao you bitch

i'll put a towel down.

R55 is the best looking guy on this thread. Just gorgeous. And there's a lot of hot babes on here.

i love country guys. a lot of them work out at the gym (next door) in my town. I want to tell them that I will suck all of them off!

OP is right but y'all didn't post any of them in this thread. Maybe R55. The hottest ones don't really pose for pictures.

this is shit

I love me some squidbilly. That Early Cuyler is a damn fine specimen of the male.

Andrew Flair, fishing "influencer". He wears too many clothes and doesn't take his shirt off.

HOTTIES

From another thread

Not sure he’s a cowboy, but he’s got a cowboy ass!

R134 there is a thread for that video. Why make this about that?

Best fuck I ever had was a country boy from Kentucky with a confederate flag tattooed on his chest. Those boys love their bourbon.

R136 the most fun sex I ever have is with southern boys. Them boys can be FREAKS

They are all HOT

I love to smoke reefer and have sex with 3-4 country boys at once.

I like the country boys in the midwest and New England. A cowboy hat or a TX twang . Southern accent is an instant turnoff.

A TX twang is a Southern accent, they are also not in the Midwest.

[quote]I live near two Texans with strong TX southern accents and met another one from TX today whose gorgeous. We ended up arguing though.

Let us guess. You argued over the correct use of whose and who’s?