Daddy long neck

Wow. Guess there IS such a thing as "Too Thin". Who knew.

He's fabulous.

WTF??????????

How is that guy alive?

Ew! Kill it.

Jesus, that is BEYOND disturbing.

Marfans?

Long Neck meets Wide Neck

Daddy Long Neck rocks that shit

I prefer Doris Day's interpretation to OP's stirring song.

Shame, he's not…bright…either.

His underwear! Its PACKED!

Is he a top?

R1,, no, you're thinking of debbie reynolds

So here's my jaded reaction: some fashion designer will see this. Fly him to NYC or London or Paris. Get that unibrow fixed. And he will then be the toast of the male models on the catwalk. Mark my words.

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

He's fat.

He is dumber than a box of rocks.

Here he does a safe-sex PSA.

Ryan Murphy? You there? Call me.

When you agree to a blind date with a guy who has ten inches, and then meet him and find out he was talking about his neck...

I thought he was CGI. I can't believe anyone is that manorexic.

Very odd bird. He isn't articulate about much.

The picture is triggering me. I’m not joking. They’re so weird looking and inbred it’s honest to God making me heave.

He needs to really exploit his neck like wear metal hoops around it or tattoo to give illusion of more length.

His mother should sell one of those "I was abducted and impregnated by aliens" stories to a tabloid, with pictures of him, and people would actually believe her.

Great news. I can be a Rockette.

Marfans Syndrome

That just ain't right.

Chrissy Metz could use him as a Q TIP .

R31 If he is straight, I'm surprised that his girlfriend isn't larger than Chrissy. Every super skinny straight guy I've ever met, was dating or married to an extremely large woman. Large to the point that you have to wonder how the hell they have sex.

That could actually work R27.

I wonder if his dick is as long as his neck?

Kind of disturbing......

The one on the left in OPs pic is hot!

Definitely would. Maybe he has a “Pete Davidson” skinny guy thing going on with his “anaconda.”

His throat though...he must be popular with the mens.

Dang. That's disturbing.

None of these guy are getting near a live woman

[quote]None of these guy are getting near a live woman

The guy on the right with the facial hair and the chest tattoo is sexy.

Poor thing. Bitchiness aside, I’ve always admired people who embrace what makes them strange or ugly and even exploit it.

Somebody, call Harmony Korrine

John Waters here. Do you have his number please?

He reminds me of an inbred white version of Peter La Anguila.

I really shouldn't have watched that video. It was impossible to stop watching and now that I've seen it . . . it can't be unseen. If these are the youth of America, our country is doomed.

The video R45 posted should be titled “Slenderman Takes a Vacation”

Id give the one on the right a tumble,hes got rhythm . Bet he throws a good fuck. That anorexic boy makes me want to hurl.

Agreed, R48. He's the only one that's really into the dancing. Love it when he shakes his upper body at the 49 second mark.

The adventure continues

The one on the right is kind of hot in a redneck way but why is he missing a shoe?

His mother fucked a Roswell alien

I bet he's very adept at banjo playing.

Noooo. Who bumped this?

now this is just fuckin disturbing and wrong

Nightmare

The superior race...

I'd bend over and pound out the white trash slut on the right. "Long Neck" is repulsive however - but that is his claim to social media fame I suppose. What a strange time we live in when Kylie is close to becoming a billionaire merely for being the face of a vapid makeup line launched only a few years back and run completely by her mother. It's a mad world.

Looks like some of the background actors in Deliverance.

Okay...I'm gonna step away from the Internet for a couple of hours. I need a reprieve up in this bitch.

How old is Daddy Long neck (the skinny kid?) and what's wrong with him? This has to be a medical condition?

The father

Ride em cowboy

It was me, R54. I did it. I bumped this rotten thread.

Time to sashay away.

Wow. Thought for sure he’d be from Kentucky. He’s a step up from Trasha Lardass though.

My eyes! (Washes eyes out with soap). Ouch! My eyes!

Lol 😂

Now THAT'S vocal fry!

[quote]The one on the right is kind of hot in a redneck way but why is he missing a shoe?

He can only afford one shoe, R51.

HowTF is he not in a hospital?

R62 And now meet his mother.

He seems like a nice young man and I'm happy to see that he's got a collection of goofball friends that he can clown around with. I'm with R42 in that I admire this young man for not running from his differences but instead being bold enough to expose and exploit them.

Clearly he has some kind of genetically based syndrome such as Marfan , Lujan-Fryns, or some other known or unknown syndrome. Since he seems well adjusted Marfan's may be the better guess. Genetic testing can be expensive and he may not have the kind of health care plan that will pay for it.

I worked with someone with Marfans and he was a bright young man who finished college and went on to marry and start a family (using donor sperm) and had a successful professional career that continues today.

Daddy strikes me as being more intelligent than the insensitive idiot conducting the interview. I wish him good health and a long and happy life.

IT'S A L I V E !!!!!!!!!

Is he gay?

Jesus, R74, let's hope not.

I hope the redneck on the right is gay...or bi curious at least.

Abraham Lincoln had Marfans and wrote the Gettysburg address.

This fool can't even write his own name.

Looks like garden variety anorexia to me.

His neck would look normal if he was a standard weight.

What a scam.

WTF??!!!! This has traumatized me.

How does he have the energy to dance?

Bump for original thread

Id fuck the fat guy before Id ever touch that skeleton with skin.

SHREEEEEEEEEKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!! MOMMY I JUST SAW A ALIEN !!!!!!!!

dick pics?

Reminds me of the aliens from A.I.

I can't stop thinking about this freak

You’re that turned on by him, huh? @R87

R88, you don’t have to keep putting the @ symbol before the R.

Simply type R and the number, the system will do the linking.

You don't even need the capital R r89

I've had that goddamned song going through my head for two fucking days now! PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!

[italic]My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack…[/italic] ARRRRRGGGHHHH!

BUMP

That has to be Marfan Syndrome.

Instead of them standing around and acting like a bunch of hillbilly whiggers, they had better get him to a specialist before it's too late.

[quote]hillbilly whiggers

Eat 💩, troll.

And what would you call them,r94? If you don't like one of those words, blame Weird Al.

Okay, "hillbilly whegroes" then.