Wow! She looks amazing!
She looks like Joan Crawford.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 17, 2019 4:21 PM |
Dreadful. Times New Roman font. Fuck. Her new song is even worse.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 17, 2019 4:21 PM |
Sum Ting Wong!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 17, 2019 4:21 PM |
That font in THAT place was... a choice. And not a particularly good one.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 17, 2019 4:22 PM |
Oh brother. This is an all time low. It looks like the poster for a Blumhouse film.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 17, 2019 4:23 PM |
Who is that?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 17, 2019 4:23 PM |
I'm guessing the "MADONNA" where it is, is to give a Frida Kahlo vibe.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 17, 2019 4:25 PM |
Yeah... why did they put the 'Madonna'... there?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 17, 2019 4:25 PM |
It was deliberate, R4. I don't get what you're saying.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 17, 2019 4:27 PM |
Can anyone post a link to the new song already?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 17, 2019 4:28 PM |
r7 wins !!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 17, 2019 4:29 PM |
Looks more like a bad editing job than Frida Kahlo unfortunately.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 17, 2019 4:30 PM |
You sound simple, OP. Were you born near a river?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 17, 2019 4:30 PM |
It's a Freda Mahalo hommage.
She like Latino women, take Eva Peron as an example.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 17, 2019 4:31 PM |
It's ugly, boring and wrong. Anytime she veers away from the blonde-pop thing it's a turkey.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 17, 2019 4:31 PM |
[quote]It's a Freda Mahalo hommage.
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 17, 2019 4:31 PM |
Surely she knows she looks like Bette Davis in Madame Sin, right? And Bette Davis in Beyond the Forest?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 17, 2019 4:32 PM |
Madonna always plays the “Latino” card every couple of years when the going gets tough.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 17, 2019 4:32 PM |
photoshop is amazing
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 17, 2019 4:33 PM |
Disgusting. Looks like a chinky plastic rejected mannequin with awful blue contacts. It will take a million years to decompose. Just like her cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 17, 2019 4:34 PM |
A has-been pop star past her sell-by date is less disgusting than some troll who throws out racist slurs for no damn reason, R21.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 17, 2019 4:36 PM |
These comments are not what Madonna's PR had in mind when they started this thread. They've got a difficult job ahead. . .
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 17, 2019 4:36 PM |
R22 fuck you, cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 17, 2019 4:37 PM |
I understand the convent of Burmese nuns who did the retouching collapsed with mass exhaustion.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 17, 2019 4:39 PM |
Madonna's iconic enough she doesn't need to put her name on an album cover.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 17, 2019 4:39 PM |
great cover, poor basic millenials will never understand
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 17, 2019 4:40 PM |
Vadge's cunt is like the pacific garbage patch, it gets bigger and more toxic every year.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 17, 2019 4:41 PM |
[quote]great cover, poor basic millenials will never understand
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 17, 2019 4:42 PM |
[quote]These comments are not what Madonna's PR had in mind when they started this thread
I assumed it was sarcasm.
It SHOULD be sarcasm, whether it was intended or not.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 17, 2019 4:43 PM |
Love the cover but that first song - Medellín - could barely be classified as her song. I don't like it at all so I'm waiting to hear more.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 17, 2019 4:45 PM |
The single is on YouTube and Spotify
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 17, 2019 4:46 PM |
[quote] Madonna's iconic enough she doesn't need to put her name on an album cover.
Before surgery maybe face alone would've done. Without her name on that most people would think Bette Davis briefly toyed with a music career in the late '70s.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 17, 2019 4:46 PM |
That much is understood, R9 . But the font choice is what kills it. There's so many ways they could have made this look cool and interesting, and this is what they went with. There's a version of this cover without the Madonnabrow that looks much better.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 17, 2019 4:47 PM |
Link to the single:
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 17, 2019 4:48 PM |
Oh my, the funeral home did a great job. The family will be pleased they can have an open casket.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 17, 2019 4:49 PM |
You queens with “the font is atrocious” are killing me. You’re the same ones who complain about asymmetrical nipple placement, aren’t you?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 17, 2019 4:49 PM |
Yes. That font is so...bad.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 17, 2019 4:49 PM |
She looks like a blue-eyed Gypsy Madam with her lips sewn shut.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 17, 2019 4:50 PM |
A solid unabashed pop song would be good right now - sadly that hot garbage is not it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 17, 2019 4:52 PM |
The font's not too bad, perhaps a little dated and bland.
But the placement looks amateurish in the extreme.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 17, 2019 4:53 PM |
The only way it'd be good is if they showed its head being chopped off. No photo shop.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 17, 2019 4:53 PM |
I wonder if they sewed ALL her lips shut.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 17, 2019 4:55 PM |
I wonder if she "sang" that song through sewn lips.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 17, 2019 4:57 PM |
Wow. And it's a candid!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 17, 2019 4:58 PM |
This single is blatantly for the Latino market, which is YUGE. Auto Tune Maluma knows that.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 17, 2019 5:00 PM |
If there was ever ANY candidate for getting their cunt sewn up at birth it is Vadge. Jesus fuck her turds be ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 17, 2019 5:02 PM |
Don't you think she looks supersexy?
She does.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 17, 2019 5:05 PM |
That vocal on the audio has been so overworked I thought it was Countess Luann de Lesseps.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 17, 2019 5:05 PM |
Looks cool - I'm curious to hear it!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 17, 2019 5:08 PM |
R48 - And that is the 'pretty one'
Oh, he's now a director/actor (eye roll)
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 17, 2019 5:08 PM |
She's so auto tuned she sounds like a French ambulance.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 17, 2019 5:09 PM |
Oh no, she's gone back to Mirwais. This sounds like an unfinished demo/outtake from American Life. Very underwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 17, 2019 5:13 PM |
Despite having mixed feelings about the lead single, I'm kind of pissed that there isn't going to be a physical release of the deluxe edition of Madame X .
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 17, 2019 5:25 PM |
HAHAHAHA, welcome to 2019 Madge. Dressing up as a Latino woman on the cover of your album is not a good idea.
Counting down the minutes until the SJW mafia and Gen Z shriek about cultural appropriation, forcing a new cover to be shot, and a dishonest apology from Madame X herself.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 17, 2019 5:26 PM |
Madame X? Oh, how edgy.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 17, 2019 5:30 PM |
What a truly awful song. Is this the single from her new album?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 17, 2019 5:31 PM |
A future classic.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 17, 2019 5:33 PM |
The song is truly, truly, truly terrible, I like the oddness and awkwardness of the cover. I think she is going in the wrong direction trying to hit the ground with 20 something hipster basic dance/urban vibe.
She would better not trying so hard to sound happening, it embarrassing. She should go more organic and totally left-field to what everyone else is doing in pop music right now.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 17, 2019 5:39 PM |
I’m not even remotely interested in hearing this.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 17, 2019 5:49 PM |
Someone tackle her.
Seriously, if Madonna were to withdraw from public life, stop recording and remain aloof, that truly would sustain attention and interest in her.
Her drive, determination, desire, discipline and instincts that served her well on her quest to be among one of the most famous persons on the planet are now disserving her.
And seemingly, nobody in her family or Guy Oseary has the balls to save her from herself with an intervention.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 17, 2019 5:53 PM |
R64 you could not be more full of shit. Most women hate her. A few faguettes still hang on to her. The younger demo would not even shit on her. Almost no one cares about that trashy cunt and that is a good thing.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 17, 2019 6:22 PM |
I think she’s turning Japanese.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 17, 2019 6:35 PM |
The Inter-vention Tour
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 17, 2019 10:03 PM |
She thinks her lips are stitched up? She has never shut up once since the mid 1980s.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 17, 2019 10:04 PM |
Love don't live here anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 17, 2019 10:05 PM |
He son David Banda is credited as having written one of the tracks.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 17, 2019 11:31 PM |
I really want some more good music from her, but that song sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 17, 2019 11:43 PM |
R70 - Yea, right, an 11 year old is writing her songs? Just like Rocco is an actor/director? Or was he an upcoming 'football' star?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 18, 2019 12:09 AM |
Never gonna be Shalom Harlow, Madonna. Face it.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 18, 2019 2:15 AM |
Hopefully the lips are stitched into the grill and her mouth stays permanently shut.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 18, 2019 7:55 PM |
Ladies, presenting the head mistress from the original Suspiria
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 18, 2019 8:07 PM |
The photoshop is just on another level, I'm guessing this was also shot by Mert & Marcus?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 18, 2019 8:14 PM |
Did she give up on trying to be British and decide to be Chinese?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 18, 2019 8:21 PM |
The album is poised to be quite shitty. Long live la Madonna!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 18, 2019 9:01 PM |
MADGE: "Hey! What look haven't I done yet?!"
TIMID ASSISTANT: "Uh...cowgirl chic?"
MADGE: "Done it."
TIMID ASSISTANT: "Um...mosquito netting?"
MADGE: "That's fucking stupid. Your ass is so close to getting canned."
TIMID ASSISTANT: "Uh...what if we combine cowgirl with mosquito netting?"
MADGE: "You fucking retard."
TIMID ASSISTANT: "Um...even Kylie's never done that."
MADGE: "I love it. Order some crap on Amazon. We'll put it together at the photo shoot."
TIMID ASSISTANT: "Yes, Mistress."
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 18, 2019 9:21 PM |
The cover is awful. It is like they hired a 10-year-old to get on Microsoft Paint and create it. That font is terrible. I think they decided "this photo is going to be the cover; no other. And that is final!" whether it fits or not.
And the song I hated on the first listen but it gets a little better the more you hear it. But I will not change my mind about the album cover.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 18, 2019 9:34 PM |
[quote]The photoshop is just on another level, I'm guessing this was also shot by Mert & Marcus?
No, some chick.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
One two chachacha slow down papi ayyayyay
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 18, 2019 11:03 PM |
The one with the blond hair and the white cap around her head is the best. That dark haired one is hideous
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 23, 2019 5:46 AM |
Op's picture looks like Wallis Simpson
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 23, 2019 5:53 AM |
[quote]Op's picture looks like Wallis Simpson
The woman Madonna proclaimed wasn't a Nazi sympathizer. lmao
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 23, 2019 5:56 AM |
Gawd, this woman steals everything. Madame X was a 1937 movie.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 23, 2019 11:42 PM |
The “MADONNA” ruins it. They should have left it off, or placed it elsewhere.
We still recognize you, Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 24, 2019 12:35 AM |
I like this a lot better, I think it is one of her better ones. Still trying to look about 30 years old, like on Rebel heart.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 24, 2019 6:02 AM |
This is as bad, if not worse, than Rebel Heart, where she wrapped an extension cord around her face.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 24, 2019 8:29 AM |
Where did she steal this one from?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 24, 2019 8:47 AM |
Next - standing in different size tires, and calling herself 'the Michelin Madge'.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 24, 2019 9:09 AM |
The black MADONNA over her black eyebrows doesn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 24, 2019 9:42 AM |
It's like watching your ancient wrinkly old grandma fall and break her hip, her breasts, like tennis balls in the toes of tubesocks, swinging to and fro... but you're not close enough to stop it.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 24, 2019 10:23 AM |
I wonder how many of Ariana Grande's fans have even heard of this bitch. She's totally irrelevant at this point. She has her eldergay stans and that's about it.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 24, 2019 11:36 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 25, 2019 10:14 AM |
I lot of young girls are imitating Madonna's look. The press are calling them Madonna-wannabes. It's catching on like wildfire.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 25, 2019 4:58 PM |
No, thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 25, 2019 5:08 PM |
R99 - Just for shits and giggles, I searched 'Madonna wanna-be'
And yes, there is such a thing - in 1985.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 25, 2019 7:58 PM |