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Madonna's Madame X album cover is GORG!!!!

Wow! She looks amazing!

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by Anonymousreply 102April 25, 2019 7:58 PM

She looks like Joan Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 1April 17, 2019 4:21 PM

Dreadful. Times New Roman font. Fuck. Her new song is even worse.

by Anonymousreply 2April 17, 2019 4:21 PM

Sum Ting Wong!

by Anonymousreply 3April 17, 2019 4:21 PM

That font in THAT place was... a choice. And not a particularly good one.

by Anonymousreply 4April 17, 2019 4:22 PM

Oh brother. This is an all time low. It looks like the poster for a Blumhouse film.

by Anonymousreply 5April 17, 2019 4:23 PM

Who is that?

by Anonymousreply 6April 17, 2019 4:23 PM

I'm guessing the "MADONNA" where it is, is to give a Frida Kahlo vibe.

by Anonymousreply 7April 17, 2019 4:25 PM

Yeah... why did they put the 'Madonna'... there?

by Anonymousreply 8April 17, 2019 4:25 PM

It was deliberate, R4. I don't get what you're saying.

by Anonymousreply 9April 17, 2019 4:27 PM

Can anyone post a link to the new song already?

by Anonymousreply 10April 17, 2019 4:28 PM

r7 wins !!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11April 17, 2019 4:29 PM

Looks more like a bad editing job than Frida Kahlo unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 12April 17, 2019 4:30 PM

You sound simple, OP. Were you born near a river?

by Anonymousreply 13April 17, 2019 4:30 PM

It's a Freda Mahalo hommage.

She like Latino women, take Eva Peron as an example.

by Anonymousreply 14April 17, 2019 4:31 PM

It's ugly, boring and wrong. Anytime she veers away from the blonde-pop thing it's a turkey.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 17, 2019 4:31 PM

[quote]It's a Freda Mahalo hommage.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 16April 17, 2019 4:31 PM

Surely she knows she looks like Bette Davis in Madame Sin, right? And Bette Davis in Beyond the Forest?

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by Anonymousreply 17April 17, 2019 4:32 PM

Madonna always plays the “Latino” card every couple of years when the going gets tough.

by Anonymousreply 18April 17, 2019 4:32 PM

photoshop is amazing

by Anonymousreply 19April 17, 2019 4:33 PM

Frida, similar pose and makeup:

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by Anonymousreply 20April 17, 2019 4:33 PM

Disgusting. Looks like a chinky plastic rejected mannequin with awful blue contacts. It will take a million years to decompose. Just like her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 21April 17, 2019 4:34 PM

A has-been pop star past her sell-by date is less disgusting than some troll who throws out racist slurs for no damn reason, R21.

by Anonymousreply 22April 17, 2019 4:36 PM

These comments are not what Madonna's PR had in mind when they started this thread. They've got a difficult job ahead. . .

by Anonymousreply 23April 17, 2019 4:36 PM

R22 fuck you, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 24April 17, 2019 4:37 PM

I understand the convent of Burmese nuns who did the retouching collapsed with mass exhaustion.

by Anonymousreply 25April 17, 2019 4:39 PM

Madonna's iconic enough she doesn't need to put her name on an album cover.

by Anonymousreply 26April 17, 2019 4:39 PM

great cover, poor basic millenials will never understand

by Anonymousreply 27April 17, 2019 4:40 PM

Vadge's cunt is like the pacific garbage patch, it gets bigger and more toxic every year.

by Anonymousreply 28April 17, 2019 4:41 PM

[quote]great cover, poor basic millenials will never understand

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 29April 17, 2019 4:42 PM

[quote]These comments are not what Madonna's PR had in mind when they started this thread

I assumed it was sarcasm.

It SHOULD be sarcasm, whether it was intended or not.

by Anonymousreply 30April 17, 2019 4:43 PM

Love the cover but that first song - Medellín - could barely be classified as her song. I don't like it at all so I'm waiting to hear more.

by Anonymousreply 31April 17, 2019 4:45 PM

The single is on YouTube and Spotify

by Anonymousreply 32April 17, 2019 4:46 PM

[quote] Madonna's iconic enough she doesn't need to put her name on an album cover.

Before surgery maybe face alone would've done. Without her name on that most people would think Bette Davis briefly toyed with a music career in the late '70s.

by Anonymousreply 33April 17, 2019 4:46 PM

That much is understood, R9 . But the font choice is what kills it. There's so many ways they could have made this look cool and interesting, and this is what they went with. There's a version of this cover without the Madonnabrow that looks much better.

by Anonymousreply 34April 17, 2019 4:47 PM

Link to the single:

by Anonymousreply 35April 17, 2019 4:48 PM

Ah shit, let me try again:

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by Anonymousreply 36April 17, 2019 4:48 PM

Oh my, the funeral home did a great job. The family will be pleased they can have an open casket.

by Anonymousreply 37April 17, 2019 4:49 PM

You queens with “the font is atrocious” are killing me. You’re the same ones who complain about asymmetrical nipple placement, aren’t you?

by Anonymousreply 38April 17, 2019 4:49 PM

Yes. That font is so...bad.

by Anonymousreply 39April 17, 2019 4:49 PM

She looks like a blue-eyed Gypsy Madam with her lips sewn shut.

by Anonymousreply 40April 17, 2019 4:50 PM

A solid unabashed pop song would be good right now - sadly that hot garbage is not it.

by Anonymousreply 41April 17, 2019 4:52 PM

The font's not too bad, perhaps a little dated and bland.

But the placement looks amateurish in the extreme.

by Anonymousreply 42April 17, 2019 4:53 PM

The only way it'd be good is if they showed its head being chopped off. No photo shop.

by Anonymousreply 43April 17, 2019 4:53 PM

I wonder if they sewed ALL her lips shut.

by Anonymousreply 44April 17, 2019 4:55 PM

I wonder if she "sang" that song through sewn lips.

by Anonymousreply 45April 17, 2019 4:57 PM

Wow. And it's a candid!

by Anonymousreply 46April 17, 2019 4:58 PM

This single is blatantly for the Latino market, which is YUGE. Auto Tune Maluma knows that.

by Anonymousreply 47April 17, 2019 5:00 PM

If there was ever ANY candidate for getting their cunt sewn up at birth it is Vadge. Jesus fuck her turds be ugly.

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by Anonymousreply 48April 17, 2019 5:02 PM

Don't you think she looks supersexy?

She does.

by Anonymousreply 49April 17, 2019 5:05 PM

That vocal on the audio has been so overworked I thought it was Countess Luann de Lesseps.

by Anonymousreply 50April 17, 2019 5:05 PM

Looks cool - I'm curious to hear it!

by Anonymousreply 51April 17, 2019 5:08 PM

R48 - And that is the 'pretty one'

Oh, he's now a director/actor (eye roll)

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by Anonymousreply 52April 17, 2019 5:08 PM

She's so auto tuned she sounds like a French ambulance.

by Anonymousreply 53April 17, 2019 5:09 PM

Oh no, she's gone back to Mirwais. This sounds like an unfinished demo/outtake from American Life. Very underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 54April 17, 2019 5:13 PM

What? No mantilla!

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by Anonymousreply 55April 17, 2019 5:14 PM

Despite having mixed feelings about the lead single, I'm kind of pissed that there isn't going to be a physical release of the deluxe edition of Madame X .

by Anonymousreply 56April 17, 2019 5:25 PM

HAHAHAHA, welcome to 2019 Madge. Dressing up as a Latino woman on the cover of your album is not a good idea.

Counting down the minutes until the SJW mafia and Gen Z shriek about cultural appropriation, forcing a new cover to be shot, and a dishonest apology from Madame X herself.

by Anonymousreply 57April 17, 2019 5:26 PM

Madame X? Oh, how edgy.

by Anonymousreply 58April 17, 2019 5:30 PM

What a truly awful song. Is this the single from her new album?

by Anonymousreply 59April 17, 2019 5:31 PM

I hope she includes a remix of this classic

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by Anonymousreply 60April 17, 2019 5:33 PM

A future classic.

by Anonymousreply 61April 17, 2019 5:33 PM

The song is truly, truly, truly terrible, I like the oddness and awkwardness of the cover. I think she is going in the wrong direction trying to hit the ground with 20 something hipster basic dance/urban vibe.

She would better not trying so hard to sound happening, it embarrassing. She should go more organic and totally left-field to what everyone else is doing in pop music right now.

by Anonymousreply 62April 17, 2019 5:39 PM

I’m not even remotely interested in hearing this.

by Anonymousreply 63April 17, 2019 5:49 PM

Someone tackle her.

Seriously, if Madonna were to withdraw from public life, stop recording and remain aloof, that truly would sustain attention and interest in her.

Her drive, determination, desire, discipline and instincts that served her well on her quest to be among one of the most famous persons on the planet are now disserving her.

And seemingly, nobody in her family or Guy Oseary has the balls to save her from herself with an intervention.

by Anonymousreply 64April 17, 2019 5:53 PM

R64 you could not be more full of shit. Most women hate her. A few faguettes still hang on to her. The younger demo would not even shit on her. Almost no one cares about that trashy cunt and that is a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 65April 17, 2019 6:22 PM

I think she’s turning Japanese.

by Anonymousreply 66April 17, 2019 6:35 PM

The Inter-vention Tour

by Anonymousreply 67April 17, 2019 10:03 PM

She thinks her lips are stitched up? She has never shut up once since the mid 1980s.

by Anonymousreply 68April 17, 2019 10:04 PM

Love don't live here anymore.

by Anonymousreply 69April 17, 2019 10:05 PM

He son David Banda is credited as having written one of the tracks.

by Anonymousreply 70April 17, 2019 11:31 PM

I really want some more good music from her, but that song sucks.

by Anonymousreply 71April 17, 2019 11:43 PM

R70 - Yea, right, an 11 year old is writing her songs? Just like Rocco is an actor/director? Or was he an upcoming 'football' star?

by Anonymousreply 72April 18, 2019 12:09 AM

Never gonna be Shalom Harlow, Madonna. Face it.

by Anonymousreply 73April 18, 2019 2:15 AM

Does Madonna still do bamboo?

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by Anonymousreply 74April 18, 2019 4:12 AM

Hopefully the lips are stitched into the grill and her mouth stays permanently shut.

by Anonymousreply 75April 18, 2019 7:55 PM

Ladies, presenting the head mistress from the original Suspiria

by Anonymousreply 76April 18, 2019 8:07 PM

The photoshop is just on another level, I'm guessing this was also shot by Mert & Marcus?

by Anonymousreply 77April 18, 2019 8:14 PM

Did she give up on trying to be British and decide to be Chinese?

by Anonymousreply 78April 18, 2019 8:21 PM

This is the photo before the re-touching.

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by Anonymousreply 79April 18, 2019 8:28 PM

The album is poised to be quite shitty. Long live la Madonna!

by Anonymousreply 80April 18, 2019 9:01 PM

MADGE: "Hey! What look haven't I done yet?!"

TIMID ASSISTANT: "Uh...cowgirl chic?"

MADGE: "Done it."

TIMID ASSISTANT: "Um...mosquito netting?"

MADGE: "That's fucking stupid. Your ass is so close to getting canned."

TIMID ASSISTANT: "Uh...what if we combine cowgirl with mosquito netting?"

MADGE: "You fucking retard."

TIMID ASSISTANT: "Um...even Kylie's never done that."

MADGE: "I love it. Order some crap on Amazon. We'll put it together at the photo shoot."

TIMID ASSISTANT: "Yes, Mistress."

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by Anonymousreply 81April 18, 2019 9:21 PM

The cover is awful. It is like they hired a 10-year-old to get on Microsoft Paint and create it. That font is terrible. I think they decided "this photo is going to be the cover; no other. And that is final!" whether it fits or not.

And the song I hated on the first listen but it gets a little better the more you hear it. But I will not change my mind about the album cover.

by Anonymousreply 82April 18, 2019 9:34 PM

[quote]The photoshop is just on another level, I'm guessing this was also shot by Mert & Marcus?

No, some chick.

by Anonymousreply 83April 18, 2019 10:36 PM

One two chachacha slow down papi ayyayyay

by Anonymousreply 84April 18, 2019 11:03 PM

The one with the blond hair and the white cap around her head is the best. That dark haired one is hideous

by Anonymousreply 85April 23, 2019 5:46 AM

Op's picture looks like Wallis Simpson

by Anonymousreply 86April 23, 2019 5:53 AM

[quote]Op's picture looks like Wallis Simpson

The woman Madonna proclaimed wasn't a Nazi sympathizer. lmao

by Anonymousreply 87April 23, 2019 5:56 AM

Gawd, this woman steals everything. Madame X was a 1937 movie.

by Anonymousreply 88April 23, 2019 11:42 PM

The “MADONNA” ruins it. They should have left it off, or placed it elsewhere.

We still recognize you, Madge.

by Anonymousreply 89April 24, 2019 12:35 AM

I like this a lot better, I think it is one of her better ones. Still trying to look about 30 years old, like on Rebel heart.

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by Anonymousreply 90April 24, 2019 6:02 AM

This is as bad, if not worse, than Rebel Heart, where she wrapped an extension cord around her face.

by Anonymousreply 91April 24, 2019 8:29 AM

Where did she steal this one from?

by Anonymousreply 92April 24, 2019 8:47 AM

Next - standing in different size tires, and calling herself 'the Michelin Madge'.

by Anonymousreply 93April 24, 2019 9:09 AM

The black MADONNA over her black eyebrows doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 94April 24, 2019 9:42 AM

It's like watching your ancient wrinkly old grandma fall and break her hip, her breasts, like tennis balls in the toes of tubesocks, swinging to and fro... but you're not close enough to stop it.

by Anonymousreply 95April 24, 2019 10:23 AM

Bitch stole my look!

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by Anonymousreply 96April 24, 2019 11:23 AM

I wonder how many of Ariana Grande's fans have even heard of this bitch. She's totally irrelevant at this point. She has her eldergay stans and that's about it.

by Anonymousreply 97April 24, 2019 11:36 AM
by Anonymousreply 98April 25, 2019 10:14 AM

I lot of young girls are imitating Madonna's look. The press are calling them Madonna-wannabes. It's catching on like wildfire.

by Anonymousreply 99April 25, 2019 4:58 PM

No, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 100April 25, 2019 5:08 PM

I liked her Courtney Love phase in the '90s.

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by Anonymousreply 101April 25, 2019 7:05 PM

R99 - Just for shits and giggles, I searched 'Madonna wanna-be'

And yes, there is such a thing - in 1985.

by Anonymousreply 102April 25, 2019 7:58 PM
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