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Stuck at the Airport

My flight is delayed by 2 hours.

Any suggestions for how to stay occupied and make the most of the time?

by Anonymousreply 3504/16/2019

Cruise the bathrooms.

by Anonymousreply 104/15/2019

Get on grindr and get some dick or ass.

by Anonymousreply 204/15/2019

Buy a cheap travel blanket at the gift shop, unroll it by your gate and pray towards Mecca.

by Anonymousreply 304/15/2019

Is that you, Jussie?

by Anonymousreply 404/15/2019

See whom is fewer than 250

by Anonymousreply 504/15/2019

If it is a big airport, walk through as many terminals as you have time for, count the number of men you'd like to blow.

by Anonymousreply 604/15/2019

You’re wasting time on DL when you could be on Grindr finding as many guys to blow as possible? You’re a fool, OP.

by Anonymousreply 704/15/2019

Get drunk, once in the plane yell to everyone you are too drunk to sit with fraus with fish stink. Be sure everyone is taping you. You will be viral by tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 804/15/2019

That's why airports have bars OP. Go drink up.

by Anonymousreply 904/15/2019

What's wrong with you? Two hours? That's nothing. People have to get to the airport two hours early these days anyway.

Get a drink at a bar and read The NY Times on your phone.

No one has to amuse you for 2 hours

by Anonymousreply 1004/15/2019

People have two day delays now-a-days!

by Anonymousreply 1104/15/2019

So do they still sell books and magazines at airports? Just a thought...

by Anonymousreply 1204/15/2019

We heard that one lucky sister got to blow a hot hung pilot in an airport T room!

by Anonymousreply 1304/15/2019

Truth, being stuck for 2 hours in an airport is absolutely nothing r10. Barely worth mentioning.

My longest stretch is where my flight got cancelled and I had to get on one 10 hours later.

by Anonymousreply 1404/15/2019

My favorite way to pass time at the airport is to do crossword puzzles. I downloaded the NYTimes Crossword app ($) and it's my goto solution. FYI, I never did crossword puzzles before, and don't do them now except when thing to kill time. Two hours will fly by.

by Anonymousreply 1504/15/2019

Watch Notre Dame cathedral turn into dust.

by Anonymousreply 1604/15/2019

Call Me!

by Anonymousreply 1704/15/2019

Brainstorm the creative stampy-feet hissy fit you are going to pull on the plane, to try to monetize this dreadful experience.

by Anonymousreply 1804/15/2019

Go tap your foot

by Anonymousreply 1904/15/2019

Get a head start on your Christmas shopping.

by Anonymousreply 2004/15/2019

You can't keep yourself occupied for two hours without asking others what to do?

by Anonymousreply 2104/15/2019

Get a good seat in the terminal, and then try to master bate discretely without getting arrested.

by Anonymousreply 2204/15/2019

Master bate? Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2304/15/2019

R22 and get the guy sitting across from you to film it with his phone and send it to PornHub.

Sharing is caring!

by Anonymousreply 2404/15/2019

Obviously you have an internet connection. Datalounge, Youtube, podcasts. Or you could get some exercise walking around the terminals. I somehow doubt that you will, though.

by Anonymousreply 2504/15/2019

Mentally undress every hot guy passing by. There should be plenty.

by Anonymousreply 2604/15/2019

Have a seat at a bar and order some unhealthy food

by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2019

Hungry???

by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2019

Strip naked and run out onto the field.

Two hours will go by in no time at all.

by Anonymousreply 2904/15/2019

Take a public wiz!

by Anonymousreply 3004/15/2019

Find the nearest electrical outlets and plug in all of your devices. Don't let anyone else use the outlets.

by Anonymousreply 3104/15/2019

duty free shopping

by Anonymousreply 3204/16/2019

Next time take Amtrak. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 3304/16/2019

Put on a one-man performance of the entire score of "Gypsy" for the rest of the people waiting in the terminal.

by Anonymousreply 3404/16/2019

Are you one of those poors that doesn’t have a Platinum AmEx, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3504/16/2019
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