Stuck at the Airport

Cruise the bathrooms.

Get on grindr and get some dick or ass.

Buy a cheap travel blanket at the gift shop, unroll it by your gate and pray towards Mecca.

Is that you, Jussie?

See whom is fewer than 250

If it is a big airport, walk through as many terminals as you have time for, count the number of men you'd like to blow.

You’re wasting time on DL when you could be on Grindr finding as many guys to blow as possible? You’re a fool, OP.

Get drunk, once in the plane yell to everyone you are too drunk to sit with fraus with fish stink. Be sure everyone is taping you. You will be viral by tomorrow.

That's why airports have bars OP. Go drink up.

What's wrong with you? Two hours? That's nothing. People have to get to the airport two hours early these days anyway.

Get a drink at a bar and read The NY Times on your phone.

No one has to amuse you for 2 hours

People have two day delays now-a-days!

So do they still sell books and magazines at airports? Just a thought...

We heard that one lucky sister got to blow a hot hung pilot in an airport T room!

Truth, being stuck for 2 hours in an airport is absolutely nothing r10. Barely worth mentioning.

My longest stretch is where my flight got cancelled and I had to get on one 10 hours later.

My favorite way to pass time at the airport is to do crossword puzzles. I downloaded the NYTimes Crossword app ($) and it's my goto solution. FYI, I never did crossword puzzles before, and don't do them now except when thing to kill time. Two hours will fly by.

Watch Notre Dame cathedral turn into dust.

Call Me!

Brainstorm the creative stampy-feet hissy fit you are going to pull on the plane, to try to monetize this dreadful experience.

Go tap your foot

Get a head start on your Christmas shopping.

You can't keep yourself occupied for two hours without asking others what to do?

Get a good seat in the terminal, and then try to master bate discretely without getting arrested.

Master bate? Oh, dear.

R22 and get the guy sitting across from you to film it with his phone and send it to PornHub.

Sharing is caring!

Obviously you have an internet connection. Datalounge, Youtube, podcasts. Or you could get some exercise walking around the terminals. I somehow doubt that you will, though.

Mentally undress every hot guy passing by. There should be plenty.

Have a seat at a bar and order some unhealthy food

Hungry???

Strip naked and run out onto the field.

Two hours will go by in no time at all.

Take a public wiz!

Find the nearest electrical outlets and plug in all of your devices. Don't let anyone else use the outlets.

duty free shopping

Next time take Amtrak. Seriously.

Put on a one-man performance of the entire score of "Gypsy" for the rest of the people waiting in the terminal.

Are you one of those poors that doesn’t have a Platinum AmEx, OP?