_____ Trump: what insulting nickname would Trump call himself?

Sure have been a lot of "Trump sucks but he's sure great at X" comments lately. Curious.

Human Garbage.

R1, well he's sewage but it's always been clear that he's great at some sort of marketing. He got 63 million people to vote for him

Don't know who gets the credit for it, but my favorite name for Trump is "Trumplethinskin". It has trended on Twitter many times.

I think the ones that actually get his goat point out his weakness. Weak, puny, not rich at all, tiny-dicked -- those are the ones that actually irritate him.

As far as the American public, maybe: Cheating Trump? Cheats on his wife, his taxes, his golf game, and pretty much everything in life. This is a man who cheats his way to the top.

Tacky

I despise him, but he is good at making nicknames that stick. I love “Little Marco”, too.

Traiter Trump

Shitshow Shitstormtrooper In Chief

Lil Dick Donnie

Fake-Money Trumpy

Bankrupt Trump

Dotard Donnie

R9 Bankrupt tRump! Yes!

Tiresome Trumpy

He insults at a third grade level. Lead and mercury poisoning are more serious than we've been led to believe if his insults are genius.

That one made me laugh R4. I'll definitely be using it in the future. My personal favorites are Cadet Bone Spurs and Donny Two Scoops.

R13, genius in this arena is not being about Shakespeare. It's about being memorable and hitting something that the candidate is insecure about. In that sense they are genius. Everyone remembers the insults, and they all touch on some genuine area of discomfort for the insultee.

Anus Face

Cadet Bone Spurs was a good one given to him by Illinois Senator Tammy Duckworth, who is a military veteran who lost limbs while serving.

Trump never had a comeback on this one.

"he's not worth it".

--------Nancy Pelosi

Yes, R17. That was genius.

Orange peel

[quote]Anus Face

I've also seen Anus Mouth.

Anuses are more attractive than tRump's face.

Small hand Don.

Demented Donnie

Lyin' Idiot Donald Trump

Dumpn' Trump

Decrepit Donnie. He hates to be called “Donnie”

Toadstool Trump. Mushroom head.

Fat Ass Dump

Traitor Trump

Supersized Mac Donald

Tantrum Trump

Sump Trump

Inmate 666

Creamsicle Caligula

Tubby Trump

Putin Pee On

Dumb Donnie

Fatso Trump

Stumpy Trump (since he's tall, he would know that would refer to his tiny dick)

Blobby Trump

Circus Peanut.

Agent Orange

Benedict Donald

"Where's the tax returns Trump"

Donnie Two Scoops

Since he doesn't like Donnie.

Something that is based on the film "Donnie Brasco"?

Donnie Assblow?

Donnie No-Dough?

Donnie Orange-Glow?

Donnie Pizza Dough?

Donnie Has-To-Pay-A-Ho?

Donnie Quid Pro Quo?

Donnie Borrow

Donnie Game Show

Donnie Jim Crow

Donnie Let Go!!!

Donnie Moscow

Donnie Plateau (stuck under 50% approval)

Donnie Sideshow (for all of his distractions)

Donnie Torso (LOL!!!)

Donnie Veto

Donnie Buffalo

Donnie Albino

Donnie Falsetto

Donnie Let It Go

Donnie Potato

Donnie Torpedo

Don't you mean Donnie "Two Slices," r44?

oooh, I love r51’s “Donnie Borrow”!!!

I came here to say “Donnie Heel Spurs”.

You gotta get Trump in his manhood, but since out of decorum, you can’t call him Stump Dick Donald, how about the following and all that it implies:

Pudgy Fingers Trump

It would drive him nuts especially every time he talked and gestured with his hands. He couldn’t escape his pudgy fingers (and his tiny stump dick).

Bone Spurs Donald

It would highlight the liar and fraud that Trump is and always was even at a young age when he was old enough to know better.

Cheeto Trump

How To Secure The Democratic Party Presidential Nomination And Go On To Win The Election:

Simply steal from "Match Game."

Open your remarks / speeches each and every time with:

"Dumb Donald is SO dumb . . ."

(Audience roars, "How dumb IS he?!")

Followed by a one-liner citing Trump's stupidity on everything and anything. The material available is absolutely inexhaustible.

But do this only if you want to win in a landslide.

R52, no, a news item from a couple of years ago where Trump was at a banquet at Mar-A-Lago where everyone was served a scoop of ice cream for dessert, except Trump made sure he was served two scoops of ice cream. He was called “two-scoops” after that for a while, but I guess people have forgotten what a petty jerk he was.

Don the Con, repeated 100 times a day.

Do-Nothing Donald

Deplorable Donnie

Grandpa Grifter

Pee Brain

bump

Tub-O-Large

Small Hands Don Orange Donald The Apprentice

And he'd make fun of his wife's accent.

Dirty Donnie.

Bankrupt Donnie

shitler

Dementia Don.

Diaper Don.