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_____ Trump: what insulting nickname would Trump call himself?

From Lyin' Ted to Low Energy Jeb, one of Trump's legit gifts is the ability to insult people in a way that really captures the weakest part of their public image.

His insults stick, whether they are true or not.

What's the word or phrase that he would use on himself?

by Anonymousreply 22Last Monday at 11:38 AM

Sure have been a lot of "Trump sucks but he's sure great at X" comments lately. Curious.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Monday at 6:28 AM

Human Garbage.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Monday at 6:33 AM

R1, well he's sewage but it's always been clear that he's great at some sort of marketing. He got 63 million people to vote for him

by Anonymousreply 3Last Monday at 6:36 AM

Don't know who gets the credit for it, but my favorite name for Trump is "Trumplethinskin". It has trended on Twitter many times.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Monday at 6:38 AM

I think the ones that actually get his goat point out his weakness. Weak, puny, not rich at all, tiny-dicked -- those are the ones that actually irritate him.

As far as the American public, maybe: Cheating Trump? Cheats on his wife, his taxes, his golf game, and pretty much everything in life. This is a man who cheats his way to the top.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Monday at 6:48 AM


I despise him, but he is good at making nicknames that stick. I love “Little Marco”, too.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Monday at 6:53 AM

Traiter Trump

by Anonymousreply 7Last Monday at 6:59 AM

Shitshow Shitstormtrooper In Chief

by Anonymousreply 8Last Monday at 6:59 AM

Lil Dick Donnie

Fake-Money Trumpy

Bankrupt Trump

by Anonymousreply 9Last Monday at 7:06 AM

Dotard Donnie

by Anonymousreply 10Last Monday at 7:06 AM

R9 Bankrupt tRump! Yes!

by Anonymousreply 11Last Monday at 7:08 AM

Tiresome Trumpy

by Anonymousreply 12Last Monday at 7:22 AM

He insults at a third grade level. Lead and mercury poisoning are more serious than we've been led to believe if his insults are genius.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Monday at 7:27 AM

That one made me laugh R4. I'll definitely be using it in the future. My personal favorites are Cadet Bone Spurs and Donny Two Scoops.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Monday at 7:29 AM

R13, genius in this arena is not being about Shakespeare. It's about being memorable and hitting something that the candidate is insecure about. In that sense they are genius. Everyone remembers the insults, and they all touch on some genuine area of discomfort for the insultee.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Monday at 8:20 AM

Anus Face

by Anonymousreply 16Last Monday at 10:57 AM

Cadet Bone Spurs was a good one given to him by Illinois Senator Tammy Duckworth, who is a military veteran who lost limbs while serving.

Trump never had a comeback on this one.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Monday at 11:22 AM

"he's not worth it".

--------Nancy Pelosi

by Anonymousreply 18Last Monday at 11:24 AM

Yes, R17. That was genius.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Monday at 11:31 AM

Orange peel

by Anonymousreply 20Last Monday at 11:35 AM

[quote]Anus Face

I've also seen Anus Mouth.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Monday at 11:36 AM

Anuses are more attractive than tRump's face.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Monday at 11:38 AM
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