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Can someone here cheer me up?

I'm really sad.

by Anonymousreply 45April 16, 2019 4:21 AM

This cheered me up this morning.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 15, 2019 3:06 AM

Why are you sad? Can we help?

by Anonymousreply 2April 15, 2019 3:08 AM

Time for bed, OP. Things will look better once you are rested.

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by Anonymousreply 3April 15, 2019 3:15 AM

A million things, R2. I miss my grandma, my life isn't turning out to be anything good, I'm basically a failure at everything. I should be used to that by now I guess, I don't know why i should expect things to be different.

Cute, R1, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 4April 15, 2019 3:17 AM

This reliably cheers me up....

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by Anonymousreply 5April 15, 2019 3:26 AM

Come hang out with me!

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by Anonymousreply 6April 15, 2019 3:27 AM

All we can ever do is our best, OP. Try your best and recognise that your failures don't define you as much as your efforts. If you really can't lift yourself out, try to get some external help.

by Anonymousreply 7April 15, 2019 3:30 AM

I send hugs

by Anonymousreply 8April 15, 2019 3:31 AM

Big moose smooches, OP!

by Anonymousreply 9April 15, 2019 3:33 AM

Volunteer some of your downtime to a community service program that interests you.

by Anonymousreply 10April 15, 2019 3:42 AM

Do something new to you - volunteer somewhere, go to a meetup.com event of some sort, go to Michael's crafts and just make something for fun. You're in a rut. We've all fucked up and gone periods of time, but you have to turn off your current street!

by Anonymousreply 11April 15, 2019 3:47 AM

I'm not religious at all, but the Bible quote "This too shall pass" always helps me out (because it's absolutely true, it [italic]does[/italic] all eventually pass).

Is your grandmother deceased, or does she just live far away?

by Anonymousreply 12April 15, 2019 4:10 AM

Spring is in the air.

by Anonymousreply 13April 15, 2019 5:50 AM

Ugh, just kill yourself.

by Anonymousreply 14April 15, 2019 6:15 AM

"This too small pass" is not a bible quote.

by Anonymousreply 15April 15, 2019 7:17 AM

*shall

by Anonymousreply 16April 15, 2019 7:17 AM

"This too shall pass" is not a bible quote.

by Anonymousreply 17April 15, 2019 7:19 AM

Wasn't "this too shall pass" a name of an album?

by Anonymousreply 18April 15, 2019 7:30 AM

Some things never "pass".

by Anonymousreply 19April 15, 2019 7:42 AM

Go out for a walk. Always makes me feel better.

As for being a failure at everything - meh, we’ll all be in the ground eventually anyway and most of us will be forgotten. Ashes to ashes. Just enjoy life, go watch flowers in bloom. Spring is here.

by Anonymousreply 20April 15, 2019 9:26 AM

Follow this guy on Instagram. His level of unadulterated narcissism, thirstiness and lack of self-awareness always cracks me up.

He doesn’t mean to be funny, be he accidentally is. It’s pure comedy gold.

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by Anonymousreply 21April 15, 2019 9:32 AM

[quote]"This too shall pass" is not a bible quote.

It's an AA quote.

by Anonymousreply 22April 15, 2019 9:59 AM

In the end, OP, people choose to be happy. Feel better soon.

by Anonymousreply 23April 15, 2019 10:56 AM

R21, Do you not know APA from O-Town?!

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by Anonymousreply 24April 15, 2019 11:02 AM

Come to the cabaret?

by Anonymousreply 25April 15, 2019 11:15 AM

Check this out Do you have a pet?

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by Anonymousreply 26April 15, 2019 11:30 AM

Aaaawwwwwww

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2019 11:32 AM

OP, you’re too young to be a failure at everything yet. That kind of fucking up takes time, trust me.

by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2019 11:58 AM

Virtually nobody knows O-Town in Europe, R24.

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2019 12:21 PM

OP, Tessa May (or May Not) dance to cheer you up!

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by Anonymousreply 30April 15, 2019 12:26 PM

And the British leader will continue her wonky robot dance until you're all cheered up!

She is the dancing queen! Young and sweet, on sixty-fiiiive!

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by Anonymousreply 31April 15, 2019 12:31 PM

*Oops, sixty-twoooo! (Sorry, Tessa)

by Anonymousreply 32April 15, 2019 12:33 PM

Nobody knows O Town who didn't watch the O Town Programme.

by Anonymousreply 33April 15, 2019 12:34 PM

Ashley Parker Angel does not exist for me outside of Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 34April 15, 2019 12:44 PM

The French President accidentally 'hitting' on the Australian Prime Minister's elderly wife!

(Delicioux means "wonderful" in French :)

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by Anonymousreply 35April 15, 2019 12:51 PM

Are you feeling any better, OP?

by Anonymousreply 36April 15, 2019 1:00 PM

[quote]Wasn't "this too shall pass" a name of an album?

All Things Must Pass.

by Anonymousreply 37April 15, 2019 1:02 PM

The (then) future Foreign Secretary of the British Isles, ladies and gents:

Boris 'Bumbling' Johnson always makes me laugh (through tears).

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by Anonymousreply 38April 15, 2019 1:03 PM
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by Anonymousreply 39April 15, 2019 1:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 40April 15, 2019 1:09 PM

Well don’t become a hairdresser in Philly whatever you do.

by Anonymousreply 41April 15, 2019 1:09 PM

My grandma died, R12 and I miss her every day.

Thanks for the videos guys.

by Anonymousreply 42April 16, 2019 2:26 AM

A classic.....

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by Anonymousreply 43April 16, 2019 3:44 AM

MadTV

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by Anonymousreply 44April 16, 2019 3:47 AM

“What’s Up with That?” can be funny.

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by Anonymousreply 45April 16, 2019 4:21 AM
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