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Dame Joan Collins Escapes London Blaze!

The beloved actress flees from luxury skyscraper inferno- with little more than her life.

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by Anonymousreply 23April 18, 2019 7:13 AM

"Not today, Satan!"

by Anonymousreply 1April 14, 2019 8:38 PM

My Pussy is on Fire.

by Anonymousreply 2April 14, 2019 8:41 PM

I bet she slapped a wig on her head before she was carried out

by Anonymousreply 3April 14, 2019 8:42 PM

Poor dear, I hope she was wearing "scoundrel" so a hot fireman could rescue her like in the ad.

by Anonymousreply 4April 14, 2019 8:44 PM

You beat me to it, r3

by Anonymousreply 5April 14, 2019 8:44 PM

While a substantial part of Miss Collins face and body melted from the heat

And her collection of Korean wigs was lost in the fire,

Miss Collins has survived

by Anonymousreply 6April 14, 2019 8:57 PM

What about her Nolan Millers?

by Anonymousreply 7April 14, 2019 9:03 PM

Was she trying to make toast? Many of our elderly dears are lost when the dementia kicks in whilst cooking.

by Anonymousreply 8April 14, 2019 9:05 PM

Didn't Dame Joan have to move out of her London flat last year due to flooding from a neighbor's leaky pipes? And didn't she have to evacuate her St. Tropez villa when it went up in flames? I think this is TPTB telling her to downsize.

by Anonymousreply 9April 14, 2019 9:10 PM

Claudia did this.

by Anonymousreply 10April 15, 2019 1:40 AM

Did she start it with one of her Plotting Cigarettes?

by Anonymousreply 11April 15, 2019 1:43 AM

Not the wigs....oh gawd, not the wigs!!

by Anonymousreply 12April 15, 2019 1:45 AM

What's happening to DL?! This thread received measly 12 replies while a few burning wooden beams on the Notre Dame cathedral garnered almost 1000?

by Anonymousreply 13April 16, 2019 12:18 AM

Was Joan involved in the Notre Dame blaze? I'm just asking questions.

by Anonymousreply 14April 16, 2019 12:22 AM

The fire was set by Linda Evans.

by Anonymousreply 15April 16, 2019 11:34 AM

[quote]Was Joan involved in the Notre Dame blaze?

No, but she laid the corner stone....and a bunch of stone cutters.

by Anonymousreply 16April 18, 2019 5:17 AM

Again? Wasn't she in a fire a few years ago?

by Anonymousreply 17April 18, 2019 5:23 AM

R16 "in the grand tradition..."

by Anonymousreply 18April 18, 2019 5:29 AM

In the gland tradition

by Anonymousreply 19April 18, 2019 6:03 AM

Didn't she move to Europe back in 2000 because she was afraid of the Y2K bug? I think a psychic told her to do so. Too bad that psychic didn't predict 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 20April 18, 2019 6:56 AM

Who do older woman always talk about how pretty she is? I never got that even looking at old pics of her when she was young.

by Anonymousreply 21April 18, 2019 6:57 AM

I have no idea how the fire started.

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by Anonymousreply 22April 18, 2019 6:59 AM

Where was Linda Evans at the time?

by Anonymousreply 23April 18, 2019 7:13 AM
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