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Dame Joan Collins Escapes London Blaze!

The beloved actress flees from luxury skyscraper inferno- with little more than her life.

by 4ever Krystalreply 2304/17/2019

"Not today, Satan!"

by 4ever Krystalreply 104/14/2019

My Pussy is on Fire.

by 4ever Krystalreply 204/14/2019

I bet she slapped a wig on her head before she was carried out

by 4ever Krystalreply 304/14/2019

Poor dear, I hope she was wearing "scoundrel" so a hot fireman could rescue her like in the ad.

by 4ever Krystalreply 404/14/2019

You beat me to it, r3

by 4ever Krystalreply 504/14/2019

While a substantial part of Miss Collins face and body melted from the heat

And her collection of Korean wigs was lost in the fire,

Miss Collins has survived

by 4ever Krystalreply 604/14/2019

What about her Nolan Millers?

by 4ever Krystalreply 704/14/2019

Was she trying to make toast? Many of our elderly dears are lost when the dementia kicks in whilst cooking.

by 4ever Krystalreply 804/14/2019

Didn't Dame Joan have to move out of her London flat last year due to flooding from a neighbor's leaky pipes? And didn't she have to evacuate her St. Tropez villa when it went up in flames? I think this is TPTB telling her to downsize.

by 4ever Krystalreply 904/14/2019

Claudia did this.

by 4ever Krystalreply 1004/14/2019

Did she start it with one of her Plotting Cigarettes?

by 4ever Krystalreply 1104/14/2019

Not the wigs....oh gawd, not the wigs!!

by 4ever Krystalreply 1204/14/2019

What's happening to DL?! This thread received measly 12 replies while a few burning wooden beams on the Notre Dame cathedral garnered almost 1000?

by 4ever Krystalreply 1304/15/2019

Was Joan involved in the Notre Dame blaze? I'm just asking questions.

by 4ever Krystalreply 1404/15/2019

The fire was set by Linda Evans.

by 4ever Krystalreply 1504/16/2019

[quote]Was Joan involved in the Notre Dame blaze?

No, but she laid the corner stone....and a bunch of stone cutters.

by 4ever Krystalreply 1604/17/2019

Again? Wasn't she in a fire a few years ago?

by 4ever Krystalreply 1704/17/2019

R16 "in the grand tradition..."

by 4ever Krystalreply 1804/17/2019

In the gland tradition

by 4ever Krystalreply 1904/17/2019

Didn't she move to Europe back in 2000 because she was afraid of the Y2K bug? I think a psychic told her to do so. Too bad that psychic didn't predict 9/11.

by 4ever Krystalreply 2004/17/2019

Who do older woman always talk about how pretty she is? I never got that even looking at old pics of her when she was young.

by 4ever Krystalreply 2104/17/2019

I have no idea how the fire started.

by 4ever Krystalreply 2204/17/2019

Where was Linda Evans at the time?

by 4ever Krystalreply 2304/17/2019
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