Okay I'm just going to be straight up

Do you get a free membership for running this ad every two weeks?

Op, is Zilv not enough for you?

Buy yourself a decent grammar handbook, OP.

[quote]I am 29

Do you mean 52 who looks like 29?

You have no command of language, OP. It would be far too easy to dominate you and, therefore, no challenge and NO FUN.

OP, Go finger yourself in the corner.

Gross

IQ of 29?

You're welcome to get into any type of relationship you want in a partner, but what you're looking for suggests you're at least moderately anti-social. You may find someone to abuse you but you'll not find solid friendships to support you.

Jesus. I wish you'd submit to some punctuation.

This is what Grindr is for.

I guess he wants an older male. A really, really older male.

Read this, OP. Then repost your corrected version. This isn't a suggestion, bitch.

Try the Galleria or Stone Briar.

Please stay away from NorthPark Center.

What if English is his second language? Is he therefore not allowed to speak? I’d hate to think that there’s legions of LGB individuals wanting to share an opinion on here but won’t for fear of being attacked by the DL grammar and language Nazis.

The fact that you use terms like "dominant" and "submissive" and refer to yourself as a "bottom" is going to be an instant delete and NO for many guys. You are an eye roll and a punchline.

OP's not looking for a discussion, r15. He's looking for a hookup.

You're really from Richardson, right? Addison?

Please stay out of the Loop.

All these grammar queens on here just miss the point. They read to respond and correct, not to understand.

Stay in Lancaster.

Please do not cross the Trinity River.

What's to understand, r19? OP's wasn't a deep post.

If the grammar queens are deterring more threads like these, R15, I say, KEEP IT UP!

Oh, please, r15. As if OP is B or L.

Maybe this is an ice breaker of sorts, R22. Maybe OP wants to be a DL regular and this is his way of stepping onto the dance floor for the first time. Maybe he’s just an awkward little fellow trying to find his way through the world. We should embrace and help him.

What’s your SSN op?

What if what if what if maybe maybe maybe....

This is the same idiot who posted the thread the other day "How do you cope with the smell of di** when sucking it?"

Oh, good christ. Really?

Off you go, OP.

Well you can’t tell if he’s a troll or a guy trying to inch his way out of the closet.

[quote]All these grammar queens on here just miss the point. They read to respond and correct, not to understand.

Oh, we understand. We simply don't care what OP wants or needs because...Datalounge..

Go back to Tumblr, R15, before we deadname you.

You're welcome OP for the below link, but since you aren't capable of putting forth the most minimal effort to achieve what you claim you want, are you sure you are ready to put the needs of someone else before your own needs? It sure doesn't look like it.

Picture, please.