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I'm straight, looking for some fun here

I'm straight. I just broke up with my girlfriend. She cheated on me. i was devastated. I'm 6’1, 215 pounds of white marble-sculpted muscle, with size 13 feet.

by Anonymousreply 3104/15/2019

I'm 25

by Anonymousreply 104/13/2019

Prepare for an onslaught of presented holes, OP. You're Datalounge catnip.

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2019

0/10

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2019

No smoking?

by Anonymousreply 404/13/2019

Hey gays, I’m just over here stroking my big lonely straight cock.

by Anonymousreply 504/13/2019

Go away sex pest or I'm calling your mama

by Anonymousreply 604/13/2019

How big? How straight?

by Anonymousreply 704/13/2019
Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 804/13/2019

Yawn

by Anonymousreply 904/13/2019

OP, you forgot to add, you have a micro penis.

by Anonymousreply 1004/13/2019

[quote]I'm 6’1, 215 pounds of white marble-sculpted muscle, with size 13 feet.

And you're straight and not bi or gay i.e. you have a tiny dick.

by Anonymousreply 1104/13/2019

REAL straight men always have the smallest dicks. Any guy with real nads is horny enough to like whatever or is able to be with other men without feeling "emasculated",

by Anonymousreply 1204/13/2019

This is a troll.

by Anonymousreply 1304/13/2019

Please elaborate on the size 13 shoe size. Is that code for cut or uncut.

by Anonymousreply 1404/13/2019

You have to post a pic OP - or there is nothing to comment on.

by Anonymousreply 1504/13/2019

[quote]This is a troll.

Obviously.

Straight guys don't know what marble is.

by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2019

Another boring Sat night on DL.

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2019

I like trolls. some of my best friends are trolls. actually I am one of those supposed loser DL-ers who queer out for straight guys. I guess if there really are str8 guys needing attention, as in maybe you might be real, then it was not all for naught, my fixation over horny str8 men. I have really never helped out a str8 bud since junior high, but I do love the concept, and I aint kidding.

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2019

GET OUTTA HERE

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2019

Thoughts on FOLLIES, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2019

I just swiped left.

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2019

OP you forgot to mention you just got out of jail. BLOCKED!

by Anonymousreply 2204/14/2019

Hardly r22. He posting from jail.

by Anonymousreply 2304/14/2019

Do you have a shaved hole Op?

by Anonymousreply 2404/14/2019

There’s a fellow on here who might have some time for you. Keep an eye out for BILL TAYLOR.

by Anonymousreply 2504/14/2019

Sorry OP, straight men DO NOT COME TO GAY CHAT BOARDS! If you're for real you're just another deep closet case. I'll bet you know where every glory hole in your town is located. I suggest you stick to poking your dick through those until you can admit the truth.

by Anonymousreply 2604/14/2019

In order to make informed decisions you should experiment with same sex anal sex, both top and receptive, then report back to us with your preferences.

by Anonymousreply 2704/14/2019

Yes OP, you can't really make an informed decision until you've had a man breech your 2nd pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2804/14/2019

No better fun than an aerobic workout! Don't forget to stretch!

Yvonne

Yvonne Production Information Portrayed by Hilary Shepard Series appeared on The Golden Girls First appearance "Rites of Spring" (Season 4) Last appearance N/A, one-time appearance Episode count 1 Character Information Gender Female Born ???? Occupation(s) Fitness instructor Yvonne was a character who appears in the Season 4 episode of The Golden Girls titled "Rites of Spring". The part of Yvonne is played in the episode by actress/singer Hilary Shepard. About Yvonne Yvonne is the instructor...

by Anonymousreply 2904/14/2019

Try Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 3004/15/2019

I'm shoe size 17-4E.

by Anonymousreply 3104/15/2019
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