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I'm straight, looking for some fun here

I'm straight. I just broke up with my girlfriend. She cheated on me. i was devastated. I'm 6’1, 215 pounds of white marble-sculpted muscle, with size 13 feet.

by Anonymousreply 31April 15, 2019 10:06 PM

I'm 25

by Anonymousreply 1April 14, 2019 3:55 AM

Prepare for an onslaught of presented holes, OP. You're Datalounge catnip.

by Anonymousreply 2April 14, 2019 3:56 AM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 3April 14, 2019 4:03 AM

No smoking?

by Anonymousreply 4April 14, 2019 4:04 AM

Hey gays, I’m just over here stroking my big lonely straight cock.

by Anonymousreply 5April 14, 2019 4:05 AM

Go away sex pest or I'm calling your mama

by Anonymousreply 6April 14, 2019 4:08 AM

How big? How straight?

by Anonymousreply 7April 14, 2019 4:09 AM
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by Anonymousreply 8April 14, 2019 4:11 AM

Yawn

by Anonymousreply 9April 14, 2019 4:12 AM

OP, you forgot to add, you have a micro penis.

by Anonymousreply 10April 14, 2019 4:49 AM

[quote]I'm 6’1, 215 pounds of white marble-sculpted muscle, with size 13 feet.

And you're straight and not bi or gay i.e. you have a tiny dick.

by Anonymousreply 11April 14, 2019 4:50 AM

REAL straight men always have the smallest dicks. Any guy with real nads is horny enough to like whatever or is able to be with other men without feeling "emasculated",

by Anonymousreply 12April 14, 2019 4:52 AM

This is a troll.

by Anonymousreply 13April 14, 2019 4:55 AM

Please elaborate on the size 13 shoe size. Is that code for cut or uncut.

by Anonymousreply 14April 14, 2019 5:02 AM

You have to post a pic OP - or there is nothing to comment on.

by Anonymousreply 15April 14, 2019 5:04 AM

[quote]This is a troll.

Obviously.

Straight guys don't know what marble is.

by Anonymousreply 16April 14, 2019 5:08 AM

Another boring Sat night on DL.

by Anonymousreply 17April 14, 2019 5:12 AM

I like trolls. some of my best friends are trolls. actually I am one of those supposed loser DL-ers who queer out for straight guys. I guess if there really are str8 guys needing attention, as in maybe you might be real, then it was not all for naught, my fixation over horny str8 men. I have really never helped out a str8 bud since junior high, but I do love the concept, and I aint kidding.

by Anonymousreply 18April 14, 2019 5:35 AM

GET OUTTA HERE

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by Anonymousreply 19April 14, 2019 5:42 AM

Thoughts on FOLLIES, OP?

by Anonymousreply 20April 14, 2019 5:44 AM

I just swiped left.

by Anonymousreply 21April 14, 2019 5:55 AM

OP you forgot to mention you just got out of jail. BLOCKED!

by Anonymousreply 22April 14, 2019 11:45 AM

Hardly r22. He posting from jail.

by Anonymousreply 23April 14, 2019 11:47 AM

Do you have a shaved hole Op?

by Anonymousreply 24April 14, 2019 11:50 AM

There’s a fellow on here who might have some time for you. Keep an eye out for BILL TAYLOR.

by Anonymousreply 25April 14, 2019 11:54 AM

Sorry OP, straight men DO NOT COME TO GAY CHAT BOARDS! If you're for real you're just another deep closet case. I'll bet you know where every glory hole in your town is located. I suggest you stick to poking your dick through those until you can admit the truth.

by Anonymousreply 26April 14, 2019 12:32 PM

In order to make informed decisions you should experiment with same sex anal sex, both top and receptive, then report back to us with your preferences.

by Anonymousreply 27April 14, 2019 1:34 PM

Yes OP, you can't really make an informed decision until you've had a man breech your 2nd pussy.

by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2019 1:19 AM

No better fun than an aerobic workout! Don't forget to stretch!

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by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2019 1:26 AM

Try Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 30April 15, 2019 9:14 PM

I'm shoe size 17-4E.

by Anonymousreply 31April 15, 2019 10:06 PM
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