I might give him my flower tonight

What about Applebees?

Pay for Olive Garden, bitch. His dick ain't free.

Do you mean your cherry blossom? 'Tis the season.

OPs date plans on taking him to IHOP

Senator Graham, make sure he's worth it or you will regret it forever.

[quote]If it’s Red Robin again, the garden is CLOSED

Not even once around the garden?

Oh sweetheart, at least spring for Carrabba's, your flower is beautiful and precious.

If I get this, he gets my flower.

Op do not give him your 🌹!

R8 Eeekks ! That is an abomination. He might as well take you to one of Guy Fieri 's nasty restaurants, if this is the type of food you enjoy.

[quote]If I get this, he gets my flower.

There must be a lot of "soil" and "weeds" in the way of that flour if you want fried white trash food.

Are you also hoping for a deep fried mars bar chaser?

flower*

Actually, flour is probably more appropriate because you've obviously consumed a LOT of it.

Dennys Time. He is going to splurge

You type fat, OP.

I believe OP would 'surrender the pink' for a Hershey bar (and how appropo!).

He took me to Buca di Beppo. I’m not sure what to do.

OP= Fat Monica

Is this your flower OP?

Give up that boipussy to your man already, OP

This is OP's flower:

R8 how can those revolting things be served OVER a sauce, as stated in the caption? Is that a euphemism for puke? With that swill, maybe you're going to give him your flour (deep fried).

R21 I was thinking of that, you SOB. Looks like the newly photographed black hole, doesn't it?

You may offer him your flower, but he'll never seed your manure packed hole.

This is funny and all but, Op describes real life in the Midwest

OP are you saying you are a woman of virtue? Your bf will be there first to dip into the lake of love?

Sweetie, you're holding on to a cheap carnation, not some super rare orchid.

I admire the fact that you're shooting for the Cheesecake Factory and not Momofuku Ko. But you know, you might not want to knock bottomless fries. There's actually some poetic justice to it in your case.

Thank you for the laugh, OP, there are tears in my eyes (and hopefully no tears in your ass).

OP next year

R17 So what happened OP, did you give away your special delicate flower for some sub-par spaghetti and meatballs and soggy tiramisu?

Of course he did! R17

Sadly, when they got to the bedroom they both bitterly fought to be the bottom.

Should have gone to Arby's.

Yes, go to Cheesecake Factory, you'll be fresh as a daisy after that.

OP I think your flower is going to be a bit muddy.

OP's flower is stank

Will you give him your flower for a blooming onion?

Sweet Jesus! You’re going to let him cock you?

You better give it up, OP

Well he took me to Cold Stone Creamy after dinner and let me get a Gotta Have It with all the mix-ins I wanted, so he got my flower.

Dear lord in heaven!

Flowers don't grow in the turnip patch.

I'm not sure if I'm hungry or should spend some time freshening the garden

You type fat, OP.

OP seems like a spaz to me.

Be sure to pinch your tips op!

R40 Cold Stone Creamery? Well I guess it could have been worse, you could have given it up for Baskin Robbins.

OP, maybe he can take your flower in the Westfield Mall family lounge.

OP's flower smells like a weed.

OP, I hope you're sticking to a side salad, otherwise there is far too good a chance your flower is going to be wilted and brown at juat the wrong time.

OP plans to douche in the bathroom of the Olive Garden.