It’s our fifth date, and he says it's a surprise. If it’s Cheescake or PF Changs, he’s getting my flower. If it’s Red Robin again, the garden is CLOSED. I’m tired of burgers, even with bottomless fries.
I might give him my flower tonight
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/14/2019|
What about Applebees?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/13/2019|
Pay for Olive Garden, bitch. His dick ain't free.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/13/2019|
Do you mean your cherry blossom? 'Tis the season.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/13/2019|
OPs date plans on taking him to IHOP
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/13/2019|
Senator Graham, make sure he's worth it or you will regret it forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/13/2019|
[quote]If it’s Red Robin again, the garden is CLOSED
Not even once around the garden?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/13/2019|
Oh sweetheart, at least spring for Carrabba's, your flower is beautiful and precious.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/13/2019|
If I get this, he gets my flower.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/13/2019|
Op do not give him your 🌹!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/13/2019|
R8 Eeekks ! That is an abomination. He might as well take you to one of Guy Fieri 's nasty restaurants, if this is the type of food you enjoy.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/13/2019|
[quote]If I get this, he gets my flower.
There must be a lot of "soil" and "weeds" in the way of that flour if you want fried white trash food.
Are you also hoping for a deep fried mars bar chaser?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/13/2019|
Actually, flour is probably more appropriate because you've obviously consumed a LOT of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/13/2019|
Dennys Time. He is going to splurge
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/13/2019|
You type fat, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/13/2019|
I believe OP would 'surrender the pink' for a Hershey bar (and how appropo!).
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/13/2019|
He took me to Buca di Beppo. I’m not sure what to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/13/2019|
OP= Fat Monica
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/13/2019|
Is this your flower OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/13/2019|
Give up that boipussy to your man already, OP
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/13/2019|
This is OP's flower:
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/13/2019|
R8 how can those revolting things be served OVER a sauce, as stated in the caption? Is that a euphemism for puke? With that swill, maybe you're going to give him your flour (deep fried).
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/13/2019|
R21 I was thinking of that, you SOB. Looks like the newly photographed black hole, doesn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/13/2019|
You may offer him your flower, but he'll never seed your manure packed hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/13/2019|
This is funny and all but, Op describes real life in the Midwest
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/13/2019|
OP are you saying you are a woman of virtue? Your bf will be there first to dip into the lake of love?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/13/2019|
Sweetie, you're holding on to a cheap carnation, not some super rare orchid.
I admire the fact that you're shooting for the Cheesecake Factory and not Momofuku Ko. But you know, you might not want to knock bottomless fries. There's actually some poetic justice to it in your case.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/14/2019|
Thank you for the laugh, OP, there are tears in my eyes (and hopefully no tears in your ass).
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/14/2019|
OP next year
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/14/2019|
R17 So what happened OP, did you give away your special delicate flower for some sub-par spaghetti and meatballs and soggy tiramisu?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/14/2019|
Of course he did! R17
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/14/2019|
Sadly, when they got to the bedroom they both bitterly fought to be the bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/14/2019|
Should have gone to Arby's.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/14/2019|
Yes, go to Cheesecake Factory, you'll be fresh as a daisy after that.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/14/2019|
OP I think your flower is going to be a bit muddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/14/2019|
OP's flower is stank
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/14/2019|
Will you give him your flower for a blooming onion?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/14/2019|
Sweet Jesus! You’re going to let him cock you?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/14/2019|
You better give it up, OP
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/14/2019|
Well he took me to Cold Stone Creamy after dinner and let me get a Gotta Have It with all the mix-ins I wanted, so he got my flower.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/14/2019|
Dear lord in heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/14/2019|
Flowers don't grow in the turnip patch.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/14/2019|
I'm not sure if I'm hungry or should spend some time freshening the garden
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/14/2019|
You type fat, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/14/2019|
OP seems like a spaz to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/14/2019|
Be sure to pinch your tips op!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/14/2019|
R40 Cold Stone Creamery? Well I guess it could have been worse, you could have given it up for Baskin Robbins.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/14/2019|
OP, maybe he can take your flower in the Westfield Mall family lounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/14/2019|
OP's flower smells like a weed.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/14/2019|
OP, I hope you're sticking to a side salad, otherwise there is far too good a chance your flower is going to be wilted and brown at juat the wrong time.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/14/2019|
OP plans to douche in the bathroom of the Olive Garden.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/14/2019|