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I might give him my flower tonight

It’s our fifth date, and he says it's a surprise. If it’s Cheescake or PF Changs, he’s getting my flower. If it’s Red Robin again, the garden is CLOSED. I’m tired of burgers, even with bottomless fries.

by Anonymousreply 5104/14/2019

What about Applebees?

by Anonymousreply 104/13/2019

Pay for Olive Garden, bitch. His dick ain't free.

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2019

Do you mean your cherry blossom? 'Tis the season.

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2019

OPs date plans on taking him to IHOP

by Anonymousreply 404/13/2019

Senator Graham, make sure he's worth it or you will regret it forever.

by Anonymousreply 504/13/2019

[quote]If it’s Red Robin again, the garden is CLOSED

Not even once around the garden?

by Anonymousreply 604/13/2019

Oh sweetheart, at least spring for Carrabba's, your flower is beautiful and precious.

by Anonymousreply 704/13/2019

If I get this, he gets my flower.

by Anonymousreply 804/13/2019

Op do not give him your 🌹!

by Anonymousreply 904/13/2019

R8 Eeekks ! That is an abomination. He might as well take you to one of Guy Fieri 's nasty restaurants, if this is the type of food you enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 1004/13/2019

[quote]If I get this, he gets my flower.

There must be a lot of "soil" and "weeds" in the way of that flour if you want fried white trash food.

Are you also hoping for a deep fried mars bar chaser?

by Anonymousreply 1104/13/2019

flower*

by Anonymousreply 1204/13/2019

Actually, flour is probably more appropriate because you've obviously consumed a LOT of it.

by Anonymousreply 1304/13/2019

Dennys Time. He is going to splurge

by Anonymousreply 1404/13/2019

You type fat, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1504/13/2019

I believe OP would 'surrender the pink' for a Hershey bar (and how appropo!).

by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2019

He took me to Buca di Beppo. I’m not sure what to do.

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2019

OP= Fat Monica

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2019

Is this your flower OP?

by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2019

Give up that boipussy to your man already, OP

by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2019

This is OP's flower:

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2019

R8 how can those revolting things be served OVER a sauce, as stated in the caption? Is that a euphemism for puke? With that swill, maybe you're going to give him your flour (deep fried).

by Anonymousreply 2204/13/2019

R21 I was thinking of that, you SOB. Looks like the newly photographed black hole, doesn't it?

by Anonymousreply 2304/13/2019

You may offer him your flower, but he'll never seed your manure packed hole.

by Anonymousreply 2404/13/2019

This is funny and all but, Op describes real life in the Midwest

by Anonymousreply 2504/13/2019

OP are you saying you are a woman of virtue? Your bf will be there first to dip into the lake of love?

by Anonymousreply 2604/13/2019

Sweetie, you're holding on to a cheap carnation, not some super rare orchid.

I admire the fact that you're shooting for the Cheesecake Factory and not Momofuku Ko. But you know, you might not want to knock bottomless fries. There's actually some poetic justice to it in your case.

by Anonymousreply 2704/14/2019

Thank you for the laugh, OP, there are tears in my eyes (and hopefully no tears in your ass).

by Anonymousreply 2804/14/2019

OP next year

by Anonymousreply 2904/14/2019

R17 So what happened OP, did you give away your special delicate flower for some sub-par spaghetti and meatballs and soggy tiramisu?

by Anonymousreply 3004/14/2019

Of course he did! R17

by Anonymousreply 3104/14/2019

Sadly, when they got to the bedroom they both bitterly fought to be the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3204/14/2019

Should have gone to Arby's.

by Anonymousreply 3304/14/2019

Yes, go to Cheesecake Factory, you'll be fresh as a daisy after that.

by Anonymousreply 3404/14/2019

OP I think your flower is going to be a bit muddy.

by Anonymousreply 3504/14/2019

OP's flower is stank

by Anonymousreply 3604/14/2019

Will you give him your flower for a blooming onion?

by Anonymousreply 3704/14/2019

Sweet Jesus! You’re going to let him cock you?

by Anonymousreply 3804/14/2019

You better give it up, OP

by Anonymousreply 3904/14/2019

Well he took me to Cold Stone Creamy after dinner and let me get a Gotta Have It with all the mix-ins I wanted, so he got my flower.

by Anonymousreply 4004/14/2019

Dear lord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 4104/14/2019

Flowers don't grow in the turnip patch.

by Anonymousreply 4204/14/2019

I'm not sure if I'm hungry or should spend some time freshening the garden

by Anonymousreply 4304/14/2019

You type fat, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4404/14/2019

OP seems like a spaz to me.

by Anonymousreply 4504/14/2019

Be sure to pinch your tips op!

by Anonymousreply 4604/14/2019

R40 Cold Stone Creamery? Well I guess it could have been worse, you could have given it up for Baskin Robbins.

by Anonymousreply 4704/14/2019

OP, maybe he can take your flower in the Westfield Mall family lounge.

by Anonymousreply 4804/14/2019

OP's flower smells like a weed.

by Anonymousreply 4904/14/2019

OP, I hope you're sticking to a side salad, otherwise there is far too good a chance your flower is going to be wilted and brown at juat the wrong time.

by Anonymousreply 5004/14/2019

OP plans to douche in the bathroom of the Olive Garden.

by Anonymousreply 5104/14/2019
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