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What do you think of guys with this body type?

Yeah or a hard pass?

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by Anonymousreply 13104/15/2019

A little chunky.

by Anonymousreply 104/13/2019

Looks good to me. What's his dick like?

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2019

R2, asking the important questions!

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2019

Morbidly obese by DL standards.

by Anonymousreply 404/13/2019

He has an attractive face and I like his chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 504/13/2019

Love it. Just at the right edge of not being fat.

by Anonymousreply 604/13/2019

Fatty and poorly groomed. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 704/13/2019

Exactly my type.

by Anonymousreply 804/13/2019

Some of y’all are crazy. 10/10 would bang. More for me!

by Anonymousreply 904/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 1004/13/2019

He looks like he's been doing crossfit for two weeks.

by Anonymousreply 1104/13/2019

Definitely fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 1204/13/2019

Very hot!

by Anonymousreply 1304/13/2019

Less carbs, more steak

by Anonymousreply 1404/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 1504/13/2019

Bring it!

by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2019

Week chest, but I would hit it.

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2019

He's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2019

A total yes for me. I love that regular Joe look.

by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2019

it's kinda my body type so ....Amazing!!!

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2019

Lesbian Cute, at best.

by Anonymousreply 2204/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 2304/13/2019

Are there more of him?

by Anonymousreply 2404/13/2019

If he's intact...yes.

by Anonymousreply 2504/13/2019

Tiny nips.

by Anonymousreply 2604/13/2019

Damned hot cub! I would fuck him all night, and then do him again in the morning!

by Anonymousreply 2704/13/2019

Is he trans?

by Anonymousreply 2804/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 2904/13/2019

is it weird to love Archer's ass. I know he is a cartoon character, but still that ass is hot. right?

by Anonymousreply 3004/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 3104/13/2019

[QUOTE]Week chest, but I would hit it.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 3204/13/2019

This body type i.e. normal?

Totally fine.

by Anonymousreply 3304/13/2019

He could use some work on his chest and shoulders.

That being said, I would happily take him as is! Woof!

by Anonymousreply 3404/13/2019

I'd lick his shitter.

by Anonymousreply 3504/13/2019

show us his ass

by Anonymousreply 3604/13/2019


Stop. He's not 50.

by Anonymousreply 3704/13/2019

Shades of lardtard Niall Horan

by Anonymousreply 3804/13/2019

Cute as a bug. A big bug.

by Anonymousreply 3904/13/2019

Are there any porn sites that feature this type of guy?

by Anonymousreply 4004/13/2019

I would say a hard yes! He's adorable. I like 'em a little thick(ish).

by Anonymousreply 4104/13/2019

He's built like that Cohen boy from over the pond (can't remember his first name). The straight sports guy who had the big homo fan base.

by Anonymousreply 4204/13/2019

Ben Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 4304/13/2019

I bet he has a full, hairy ass.

by Anonymousreply 4404/13/2019

Yes! I'm not into a twink-like body.

by Anonymousreply 4504/13/2019

Fucking hot

by Anonymousreply 4604/13/2019

I'd rather someone be chubby than very skinny.

by Anonymousreply 4704/13/2019

I always go for a little chubbiness. But tiny nips turn me way off.

by Anonymousreply 4804/13/2019

I expect you all fancy this lardtard too

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by Anonymousreply 4904/13/2019

He's still ok for the type, R48. Could have a little bit more hair south of the pecs though.

by Anonymousreply 5004/13/2019

I’ve had worse, and so have you.

by Anonymousreply 5104/13/2019

R49, Enough with the James Corden thing.

by Anonymousreply 5204/13/2019

Sexy mo-fo!

by Anonymousreply 5304/13/2019

I'd suck him until all his extra fat disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 5404/13/2019

R49, that is Niall Hogran, not James Corden.

by Anonymousreply 5504/13/2019

R55, James Corden adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 5604/13/2019

Some of y'all are just fuckin around right? In what world is the guy at op (or Horan) considered fat?

by Anonymousreply 5704/13/2019

Yep, for sure. He used to be such a cute looking guy, too. Now he looks like Corden's little brother. Too much drinking.

by Anonymousreply 5804/13/2019

Horan is just unfortunate looking. The OP's guy is cute. Horan is unfortunate looking and a slob. OP's guy is cute and has a nice body.

by Anonymousreply 5904/13/2019

Doesn't take much to please the eldergays of The Data Lounge.

5 out of 10, and I'm being generous. But for the 1's and 2's at this site, that would be so 'hot'.

by Anonymousreply 6004/13/2019

Bitch please, R60. You're probably a -5, yourself.

by Anonymousreply 6104/13/2019

Being white helps, R60.

by Anonymousreply 6204/13/2019

Get a load of R60, 2hot2bbelieved and sitting at home posting on DL on a Saturday night. Keep up those standards Miss Thing!

by Anonymousreply 6304/13/2019

[quote]5 out of 10, and I'm being generous. But for the 1's and 2's at this site, that would be so 'hot'.

No one attractive uses this 1 to 10 system for rating attractiveness.

It's something an ugly fat fuck does.

by Anonymousreply 6404/13/2019

He looks FTM. Check for mastectomy scars.

by Anonymousreply 6504/13/2019

Yes, you stupid, insipid bitch. So many women have that type of jawline.

Do you Trans shriekers have to shit on every DL thread or just 99% of them?

by Anonymousreply 6604/13/2019

He's a doll baby ! Just my type,cute enough to want to fuck but not so cute you're intimidated by it. Bet you hes got a nice fat 6 incher . Just right to suck on and get fucked by.

by Anonymousreply 6704/13/2019

If I felt chemistry with him he would be sexy if I didn’t feel chemistry he would be a dog.

by Anonymousreply 6804/13/2019

[quote]He looks FTM. Check for mastectomy scars.

He's not FTM because he doesn't have pubic hair for a beard like some fat fucking lesbian adjacent piece of shit that isn't a man.

by Anonymousreply 6904/13/2019

Let’s stay on topic class.

by Anonymousreply 7004/13/2019

Yes, please. Does he have a brother?

by Anonymousreply 7104/13/2019

Also he doesn't have shoulders that aren't wider than his hips like some weirdo FTM who isnt' EVER going to be the proper proportion.

by Anonymousreply 7204/13/2019

Sorry FTM freaks.

by Anonymousreply 7304/13/2019

He looks like Richard Madden

by Anonymousreply 7404/13/2019

[quote] Are there any porn sites that feature this type of guy?

by Anonymousreply 7504/13/2019

I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 7604/13/2019

[QUOTE]Also he doesn't have shoulders that aren't wider than his hips like some weirdo FTM who isnt' EVER going to be the proper proportion.

I see plenty of men with hips wider than their shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 7704/13/2019

Favorite body type.

by Anonymousreply 7804/13/2019

He’s very doable. The otter types really get my mussy wet. I do agree with the comment up thread about his nipples being too small. I guess I’d just have to keep my eyes somewhere else while I take all of him deep inside of me.

by Anonymousreply 7904/13/2019

Given who is on DL, most posters would be lucky if a young guy like this didn't block them at the first "hi"

Very lucky.

by Anonymousreply 8004/13/2019

I just spotted a guy who looks like the OP's dude at a bar. I had to do a double-take to make sure it wasn't him!

by Anonymousreply 8104/13/2019

[quote]I see plenty of men with hips wider than their shoulders

Ugh. Where?

by Anonymousreply 8204/13/2019

I wonder what’s causing his shoulder loss.

by Anonymousreply 8304/13/2019

Looks great to me.

by Anonymousreply 8404/13/2019

[quote] Ugh. Where?

A large number of Gen Z/young Millennial hipsters here, in Toronto, have that look and they're not fat. A lot of guys in that generation seem to be pear-shaped for whatever reason.

by Anonymousreply 8504/13/2019

Gross, Lazy, and "just getting by". He gave up and just settling for whatever comes his way. Typical average.... yikes!

by Anonymousreply 8604/13/2019

Love the body type. He looks better than 90% of DL-ers, of that I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 8704/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 8804/13/2019

This is the fitfat male body much admired by many Dataloungers.

HOWEVER... there is no denying he has Tragic Nipple Placement, which ruins the entire deal.

by Anonymousreply 8904/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 9004/13/2019

Tragic nipple placement would mean they're in the center of the pec or something. This guy's body is completely normal.

by Anonymousreply 9104/13/2019

I want him.

by Anonymousreply 9204/13/2019

Tragic Nipple Placement (as per long-established Datalounge tradition) is also when they both point directly forward.

by Anonymousreply 9304/13/2019

He has a normal body. He's not an FTM freak, R93.

by Anonymousreply 9404/13/2019

I would punch Jesus Christ in the face for the chance to have him naked in my bed.

by Anonymousreply 9504/13/2019

Who is he?

Not too hard, not too soft.

He's just right .

by Anonymousreply 9604/13/2019

He looks like a normal guy who's reasonably fit without being obsessed with being "ripped" or having overdone "ripped abs". Not everybody gives a shit about having an extreme physique.

by Anonymousreply 9704/13/2019


by Anonymousreply 9804/13/2019

How old do you think he is?

by Anonymousreply 9904/13/2019

He's not doughy. He's just not an emaciated twink that you don't want to deal with.

Fucking hate bony ass twinks.

by Anonymousreply 10004/13/2019

"I mean come on, does he even lift, dude? No way would he make it as an aesthetics bro. He's no Zaddy!"

by Anonymousreply 10104/13/2019

Ah, so many of the 1's and 2's are so defensive. . . so lonely, and so desperate.

by Anonymousreply 10204/13/2019

This site is probably the only place you'd ever see a thread titled 'People around age 80 you'd fuck' Really, how low can these men at this site go? So lonely, and so desperate.

by Anonymousreply 10304/13/2019

I think being an unpaid troll like you, R103, is even sadder and more pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 10404/13/2019

Show his backside.

by Anonymousreply 10504/13/2019

Hell yeah

by Anonymousreply 10604/14/2019

He's my type.

by Anonymousreply 10704/14/2019

needs to eat a sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 10804/14/2019

Mosquito bite nips.

by Anonymousreply 10904/14/2019

He's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 11004/14/2019

I love all men!

by Anonymousreply 11104/14/2019
by Anonymousreply 11204/14/2019

R112 - A Data Lounger posting his picture to get praise and compliments from the geriatrics of Data Lounge?

by Anonymousreply 11304/14/2019

I like his smile.

by Anonymousreply 11404/14/2019

Hey R113, we're not ALL geriatrics! Some of us are still in our late 50s.

by Anonymousreply 11504/14/2019

No one asked for a snide response , r113.

by Anonymousreply 11604/14/2019

R113 - Then what purpose does Data Lounge serve?

by Anonymousreply 11704/14/2019

The perfect man.

To me, this type = no overbearing hangups about the body, appreciates a moderately healthy diet and the importance of exercise.

by Anonymousreply 11804/14/2019

When it comes to hot guys, the purpose is to disseminate accurate information about them.

by Anonymousreply 11904/14/2019

R119 - hot guys? you is so funny

by Anonymousreply 12004/14/2019

r120 i think he’s cute, and could care less whether he has a 6-pack.

by Anonymousreply 12104/15/2019

[quote] He looks like Richard Madden

He looks virtually nothing like Madden. Madden has a weird face when he smiles.

by Anonymousreply 12204/15/2019

This is another thread that shows the ever increasing number of posters here who clearly suffer from borderline personality disorder. That is a damn fine looking guy and anyone who claims he's not is a liar or a mental case.

by Anonymousreply 12304/15/2019

He's built like a catch as catch can wrestler. I'll bet he looks fantastic in a singlet.

by Anonymousreply 12404/15/2019

The body is normal and looks healthy. Face is kind of meh especially the mouth and teeth.

This kind of OP and thread is a bit creepy early 20th century Eugenics and body somatotypes, however. Always very Program Major John adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 12504/15/2019

Very sexy

by Anonymousreply 12604/15/2019

I think he's probably rather short. But short and stocky can be very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 12704/15/2019

[quote]I wonder what’s causing his shoulder loss.

It’s just male-pattern loss. Nothing to worry about.

Oh, and he’s hot.

by Anonymousreply 12804/15/2019

Looks fine to me. 90% of men do not look like fucking underwear models, for chrissakes.

by Anonymousreply 12904/15/2019

Depends if he's cut or uncut.

by Anonymousreply 13004/15/2019

He's ripped by straight standards, which is good enough for me. He's cute. Would bang.

by Anonymousreply 13104/15/2019
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