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Charmin Forever Roll

Finally, someone comes up with a good idea. I've placed my order.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Sunday at 4:59 PM

OMG how vulgar to live with that.

by Anonymousreply 104/12/2019

Is it cheaper in the long run or what?

by Anonymousreply 204/12/2019

I live in New York. No room for it.

by Anonymousreply 304/12/2019

Thank you for the reminder that I am very fortunate. TP isn't a problem for me whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 404/12/2019

Op is full of shit.

by Anonymousreply 504/12/2019

“Forever”? Lies.

by Anonymousreply 604/12/2019

TACKY!

Kirkland TP is better anyway.

by Anonymousreply 704/12/2019

Waaaay too expensive. A six-pack of mega rolls is over 1700 sheets, almost double the forever roll, and I pay $7.99 for that package. Also, we go through that six-pack in about a week, so the forever roll's lifespan in our household would be about three-four days. Hardly "forever".

by Anonymousreply 804/12/2019

TP is for Poors.

by Anonymousreply 904/12/2019

R8, you go through 6 rolls of TP in a week!?

by Anonymousreply 1004/12/2019

This thing would keep my cat occupied for hours.

by Anonymousreply 1104/12/2019

WTF is going on in R8's house?

by Anonymousreply 1204/12/2019

Do we even want to know?

by Anonymousreply 1304/12/2019

r11, that thing would fall on my cat and hurt him.

by Anonymousreply 1404/12/2019

r8 is a frau with crotchfruit

by Anonymousreply 1504/12/2019

Slow your roll, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1604/12/2019

We buy online direct from a mill in Montanna.

by Anonymousreply 1704/12/2019

Has anyone heard from R8? I'm worried.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Sunday at 7:27 AM

Isn't Charmin a Koch Brothers brand? I don't care how many of them are gay: I don't support these crackpot monsters. I only use Scott.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Sunday at 7:58 AM

Scott doesn't clog the toilet either.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Sunday at 7:59 AM

Plus I knew a big dick hottie who worked at Scott back in Mobile.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Sunday at 8:08 AM

Charmin is made by Procter & Gamble.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Sunday at 8:11 AM

[quote]We buy online direct from a mill in Montanna.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Sunday at 8:12 AM

[quote]Kirkland TP is better anyway.

This might be complete nonsense, as I have no personal experience with it. For what it's worth, though, my neighbours had two sewer backups in their basement within a period of about eight months. The plumber who cleared the second clog told them that Costco toilet paper (Kirkland, I assume) doesn't break down as well as other brands.

My house, next door, had no clogs or sewer-y nastiness from Charmin.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Sunday at 8:17 AM

You guys don’t have leaves?

by Anonymousreply 25Last Sunday at 8:34 AM

Come back, r8! We want to hear more about your household TP habits!

by Anonymousreply 26Last Sunday at 9:33 AM

I always thought plumbers were lying when they said certain toilet papers caused clogs.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Sunday at 9:37 AM

It's been downhill since they discontinued the Sears catalog.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Sunday at 9:48 AM

[quote]Isn't Charmin a Koch Brothers brand?

No. Procter & Gamble.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Sunday at 10:05 AM

I think Sparkle paper towels are Koch Bros.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Sunday at 10:10 AM

Angelsoft and Quilted Northern are Koch TP brands.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Sunday at 10:46 AM

[quote]People of substance have a BIDET, darling.

WHO wipes your wet ass after the bidet spray?! A maid?

by Anonymousreply 32Last Sunday at 12:06 PM

[quote]Angelsoft and Quilted Northern are Koch TP brands.

I stopped buying any Koch related products years ago.

Do you know if the Costco/Kirkland products are produced by a Koch company? I hope not.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Sunday at 12:07 PM

R17 = Chrissy Metz

by Anonymousreply 34Last Sunday at 4:59 PM
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