Charmin Forever Roll

OMG how vulgar to live with that.

Is it cheaper in the long run or what?

I live in New York. No room for it.

Thank you for the reminder that I am very fortunate. TP isn't a problem for me whatsoever.

Op is full of shit.

“Forever”? Lies.

TACKY!

Kirkland TP is better anyway.

Waaaay too expensive. A six-pack of mega rolls is over 1700 sheets, almost double the forever roll, and I pay $7.99 for that package. Also, we go through that six-pack in about a week, so the forever roll's lifespan in our household would be about three-four days. Hardly "forever".

TP is for Poors.

R8, you go through 6 rolls of TP in a week!?

This thing would keep my cat occupied for hours.

WTF is going on in R8's house?

Do we even want to know?

r11, that thing would fall on my cat and hurt him.

r8 is a frau with crotchfruit

Slow your roll, OP!

We buy online direct from a mill in Montanna.

Has anyone heard from R8? I'm worried.

Isn't Charmin a Koch Brothers brand? I don't care how many of them are gay: I don't support these crackpot monsters. I only use Scott.

Scott doesn't clog the toilet either.

Plus I knew a big dick hottie who worked at Scott back in Mobile.

Charmin is made by Procter & Gamble.

[quote]We buy online direct from a mill in Montanna.

Oh, dear.

[quote]Kirkland TP is better anyway.

This might be complete nonsense, as I have no personal experience with it. For what it's worth, though, my neighbours had two sewer backups in their basement within a period of about eight months. The plumber who cleared the second clog told them that Costco toilet paper (Kirkland, I assume) doesn't break down as well as other brands.

My house, next door, had no clogs or sewer-y nastiness from Charmin.

You guys don’t have leaves?

Come back, r8! We want to hear more about your household TP habits!

I always thought plumbers were lying when they said certain toilet papers caused clogs.

It's been downhill since they discontinued the Sears catalog.

[quote]Isn't Charmin a Koch Brothers brand?

No. Procter & Gamble.

I think Sparkle paper towels are Koch Bros.

Angelsoft and Quilted Northern are Koch TP brands.

[quote]People of substance have a BIDET, darling.

WHO wipes your wet ass after the bidet spray?! A maid?

[quote]Angelsoft and Quilted Northern are Koch TP brands.

I stopped buying any Koch related products years ago.

Do you know if the Costco/Kirkland products are produced by a Koch company? I hope not.

R17 = Chrissy Metz

How’s it working out so far?

Do Charmin bears use a wide stance while defecating?

I’m Gen Z, I don’t use deodorant or wipe my ass and no one notices. My feet do stink though.

What a great idea! Does it come in gold?

Not a good idea, in my family growing up one of my nasty little brothers would probably get shit smeared on the side of that big ass roll. Then that big ass expensive roll would have to be tossed. They would probably get piss on it too if it was on the side of the toilet.

Why bother with this high-falutin thing when a corncob will do?

I miss the glamour days of matching your toilet paper color to your décor.

[quote]WHO wipes your wet ass after the bidet spray?! A maid?

Um, the hole purpose of a bidet is so you don’t have to wipe!