Trivago guy pitchman found passed out in car

Driving home from a night of cruising for Houston rent boys no doubt

He looks like a drunk.

Wow.

Countdown to him losing his Trivago gig.

Too bad.

I thought he's on a German soap opera and is royalty there.

He said he only does this Trivago thing because they asked him to.

Hot daddy?

He refers to himself as the Trivago guy on his website R6.

Why are details of the case being kept under seal?

What R9?

Am I the only one who finds this guy annoying?

From a link via the OP:

[quote] Details of the case were ordered to be kept under seal, but a document requesting a mental evaluation of Williams showed that he had been charged and was being held at the Harris County Jail.

"I only date in Europe."

I think he's hot as fuck.

Me too, R17.

I bet he throws a mean fuck, then pisses all over you after.

He was arrested at 3:50pm......what the hell? I also initially thought he was out on a wild night but he must have had a wild long lunch.

Scat freak at R18.

I always thought he was very seedy looking. Couldn't figure out how to spiff him up - just seems like one of those guys that looks seedy like Peter Lawford .

He was living in Germany. Trivago is a German company.

He's working for Trav adios now.

He's still hot.

He looks spiffy to me, not seedy. But passing out drunk behind the wheel is indisputably seedy.

Where in Houston was he arrested?

He looks and sounds like a heavy smoker. And apparently hes a drunk also.

Another vote for seedy.

R20 Scat is poop, sweetie.

But try again. I'm sure you'll conquer third grade someday!

R26 - 8800 block of Westheimer Road, which is a couple miles west of The Galleria.

"couple miles west of The Galleria.*

He was INTOXICATED by our BARGAINS!

52? That's all? He is handsome, but passed out at 3:40pm on Thursday? Somebody must have more details on this guy.

will he lose his job or just Docked at Trivago?

Probably intoxicated on soap. Guy looks like he never bathes.

Westheimer goes through the Montrose.

I knew a guy who was arrested for DWI. His keys were in the ignition, though the car was not running. So, if you’re too high to drive, don’t sit in the driver’s Seat. And don’t leave the keys in the ignition, unless you need the heat to avoid freezing, I suppose.

You can be charged for DUI for riding a bike.

Trivago is a German company! They’re all drunks. They’re not going to fire him. They’ll probably give him a promotion

r34 He actually bathes IN one of the Trivago commercials.

[quote]I bet he throws a mean fuck, then pisses all over you after.

Would you please save some of the piss for us? We need it for evidence.

From his initial commercials to his latest ones he looks like he's aged 10 years. He started out pretty clean but the latest ones have him looking like a day laborer who checks for jobs at Manpower every morning.

I love the day laborer look.

A few years ago we had multiple threads about him being an addict trying to clean up his act. Anyone else remember that?

Was he naked, cruising for thick beer can Dick on the Autobahn?

What a fool. He had the gig for which every actor prays. And he gets sauced and passes out in his car. He will be leaving Trivago soon to spend more time with his family.

And, yes, R13. He really is annoying in that narcissistic way so many actors are annoying.

R43 I don't remember those threads, but I do remember the ones about him being "hot." There were a lot of people here that fell all over themselves about him.

I remember the GPs initial reaction to him and they thought he looked like an unwashed bum. Turns out they were right.

And yet R47 there are many here that would still do him.

Well R48, everyone has a type (and hopefully a clothespin handy.)

Trivago Guy has collapsed!

I was trotting along and suddenly

it started raining and snowing

and you said it was hailing

but hailing hits you on the head

hard so it was really snowing and

raining and I was in such a hurry

to meet you but the traffic

was acting exactly like the sky

and suddenly I see a headline

Trivago Guy has collapsed!

there is no snow in Hollywood

there is no rain in California

I have been to lots of parties

and acted perfectly disgraceful

but I never actually collapsed

oh Trivago Guy we love you get up

[quote] A few years ago we had multiple threads about him being an addict trying to clean up his act. Anyone else remember that?

No, because that didn't happen. Speculation by lonely fraus in their sad last days of uterine wall deterioration doesn't mean it happened. Stop trying to make it happen.

Oh, and there is no 'we.' Internet troll farm minions use that because they're instructed to by guards. It sounds ridiculous and shows a clear lack of self-awareness.

He always had that dirty drunk daddy look going for him. This is actually brilliant marketing. Even when he emerges from the bathtub in the new Trivago commercial I thought to myself is he coming up from a bad bender? And someone dropped him in that tub to sober up?

I was aiming for just that as the worst-case scenario on a fateful outing around the holidays in Glendale.

What is horrifying is he is passed out drunk in his car driving with traffic.

I guess Truvada doesn’t protect you from everything.

He must have been back in Houston visiting family. I think he was working as a musician in Germany and was cast in the commercials because he speaks English with an American accent,

Read what you just wrote R56. He was born in Houston Texas. At the age of 35 he moved to Germany.

R51 needs a good punch in the face.

I wrote what I meant but perhaps didn’t convey satisfactorily. “Back visiting family” in Houston inferred he was a native Texan.

I think hes a doll. Id let him do unspeakable things to my no-no place.

He's so skinny I knew it was either dope or booze. Druggies and alkies are never hungry.

I think he had been up for awhile on drugs and was drinking to come down.

[quote] He looks like a drunk.

He does. He is always disheveled.

I'm sure DL can come up with a list of the details being withheld. I'll start...

"Drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot"

Another of Houston's minor celebrities was in the car with him:

[quote]there is no 'we.' Internet troll farm minions use that because they're instructed to by guards

You think I'm a Russian troll because I remember old threads about the Trivago guy.

Sure, that sounds totally sane.

I love the Truvada guy!

Anyway, I was genuinely asking if anyone else remembered threads about him being a druggie.

It's likely I was actually remembering the threads full of people saying he LOOKED like a homeless addict.

And another thread with comments about how he looks creepy:

Thank god his annoying ads will be swept away , and he will be gone.

The very first Trivago add dressed him very sloppy. He was kind of hot for his age, but also dirty looking. His commercial went viral because no one could figure out if this was some brilliant marking to get people talking about that Trivago guy or just happy mistake. After that one commercial I noticed they dressed him a lot better and he became their Flow. They got lucky. Now I think they purposely play that up.

Another vote for “seedy”.

And if I’m not mistaken, they dub another voice over his. There’s something weird about the way the voice doesn’t seem to come from him.

Those commercials creep me out. Although I do remember the name “Trivago”, so I guess they work.

Ewww his hair is too white now. Do not want.

GODDAMMIT, doesn't anyone have a picture of his cock, hard or soft????

How many people actually know his stage name compared to the made up word Trivago? I still say it was an accident, but pretty clever that people now know the company name and cant name the spokesperson while simulationsly being fixated on him.

Chinese Noodle

Congratulations, is a Guy Fieri!

Paging R75, r76 to the White Courtesy Telephone. You're in the wrong goddamn thread.

r13, NO. Trash.

I always thought he looked like a hobo.

makes me love him even more

YEA BABY

In another thread some poster had a friend (woman) hook up with him and said he likes it rough in the sack.

Bump

I'm surprised DWI's are misdemeanors.

In one ad, they show him stealing shampoo from a hotel room. Trash!

Isn't drinking a reasonable way to cope with being near the Galleria?

Get off your high horse,r51. Group think and speak is a Datalounge tradition.

I want to see his dick.

Skinny daddies usually have low hangers.

I get tingly when I watch the Trivago ad of him in the bathtub.

Maybe Trivago will be your prison pen pal. You can send money to his commissary account so that he can buy cigarettes. If he likes you, maybe he’ll mail you a sketch of his genitals. Good luck.

Thanks, r88, but I'll wait till Momma's mussy gets moist and she posts his cagemeat file.

I just saw the ad and screamed at the TV "ALKIE! SOT!! HEDONIST!! MALINGERER!! "

Yea he not only looks like an old, used up partier, he sounds like one too. His voice is gravelly and he's got wacky party eyes. Bet he knows where to score the good shit.

I have never understood his appeal but I remember a lot of women at work going gaga for him when those ads started airing. His sloppy style in those early commercials made him look like an aging pot dealer.

Bump for original thread

Is there a second thread R93?

R86 troll

He irritates the hell out of me, the messy, drunk, sloppy bitch. Why and how someone decided that he should be the face of a travel company is confusing.

His mug shot just makes him look like he just woke up and wants to fuck you.

Potty mouth

I want Mr. Trivago in me, quite deeply.

the hottie love to party and god love him so do we

we with u bb and will be forever

we use trivago only cause we hope to travel with ur hot ass some day bb

when passed out he is easier to get …..yea !

^ It took 100 replies before Miss Lindsey turned up?

He does look like an old drunk.

So he thought he'd come craaaaaaawling back to commercials! But commercials don't care for BOOZE or PILLS!

Helen, commercials are ALL about booze and pills, and condoms, after 11pm.

Girl, you need Viberzi.

Trivago Guy should learn his lines.

Well, I'll tell ya. If he could use his Travago staff discount on getting me a cheap flight and a good booking at a classy hotel discounted, well, then, he could fuck me.

For anyone interested in his singing.

I think he speaks normally with a German accent.

He looks like an aging juvenile delinquent.

No, r13, you’re not.

R90, you called him a malingerer? Why?

Fun thread.

I'll bet that the first thing he wanted to do when he got home, was PISS.

Any updates?

Can anyone explain the dirty look? I get what everyone sees, but I cant identify the visual ques people are picking up on. It's more than just the 5 o'clock look. Lots of guys sport that and look hot. Is it his mannerisms? His smirk?

If he'd just passed out in the back seat he'd have been OK.

Uh, r115, he was in a lane of traffic!

It's the weathered look, the too "hip" way he dresses (more so in the earlier commercials) and the homeless, gravelly, seen the business end of a crack pipe, been in prison vibe. But hey, everyone should get a little roughage in their diet.

He is very sexy. ..too bad he might be an alcoholic.

What’s so sexy about this grizzled aging hipster?

I think it's because he looks like he's done anything and everything and will do anything and everything to you.

I think it's sad whenever I hear stories of alcoholism- such a terrible affliction. It's a huge danger to the alcoholic but also everyone around them which I suppose is why they catch so much grief. But there is no more miserable soul than an alcoholic.

"But there is no more miserable soul than an alcoholic. "

Perhaps. But only because Republicans have no souls.