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It's VPL Season again

Hallelujah!

by Crotchwatcherreply 186Last Monday at 11:36 AM

Now that’s what I call “dressing right.”

by Crotchwatcherreply 104/11/2019

It’s time for all the hot guys on Instagram to start talking beach and river photos too.

Bring that the fuck on! Some of these guys from High School haven’t held up so well. Alcohol is a bitch man. I’m so glad I don’t like it. 420.

by Crotchwatcherreply 204/11/2019

That’s amazing but who runs with a semi unless they have an OnlyFans they need content for? 😝

by Crotchwatcherreply 304/11/2019

Thank goodness for dong shaping.

by Crotchwatcherreply 404/11/2019

Rick

by Crotchwatcherreply 504/12/2019

Our favorite - wrestling!

by Crotchwatcherreply 604/12/2019

r6 is dongtacular.

by Crotchwatcherreply 704/13/2019

Very nice

by Crotchwatcherreply 804/13/2019

r6 now that's how you wear underwear!

by Crotchwatcherreply 904/13/2019

For those of you who are not watching Survivor this season. You have to click on the link and it is spectacular.

by Crotchwatcherreply 1004/13/2019

That is one heavy snake.

by Crotchwatcherreply 1104/13/2019

Holy fuck!

by Crotchwatcherreply 1204/13/2019

Does he have a name?

by Crotchwatcherreply 1304/13/2019

Chris, surfer boy barista turned solar panel salesman. Like most young attractive people, he hasn’t yet learned that his success has a lot to do with being handsome with a nice body and big dick.

by Crotchwatcherreply 1404/13/2019

Thanks, r14.

by Crotchwatcherreply 1504/13/2019

Which is not too say he’s an asshole. He has been really likable on the show. In his bio I linked to he describes himself as personable, hustler, intuitive. If anyone lives in the upstate S.C. area, they should call and have him come do a solar panel consultation then come back here to ask us if we are jealous.

by Crotchwatcherreply 1604/13/2019

Isn't that where you live, Tony?

by Crotchwatcherreply 1704/13/2019

He has Big DIck Teeth!

by Crotchwatcherreply 1804/13/2019

r16 I volunteer to lounge around Charleston until Mr. Underwood gets sent home. Then I suppose I could suffer Myrtle Beach for a while.

by Crotchwatcherreply 1904/13/2019

[quote]he describes himself as personable, [bold]hustler[/bold], intuitive.

Hmmmmmm.

by Crotchwatcherreply 2004/13/2019

R17, no, I live in the Triangle area of N.C. and (unfortunately for having him come to my house) already have solar panels.

The little Air Force twink at R6 looks worried, pacing back and forth, like he’s afraid the dongtastic guy is going to fuck him in half with that thing!

by Crotchwatcherreply 2104/13/2019

Wrestler is hot.

by Crotchwatcherreply 2204/13/2019

Cycler Yves Covi...

by Crotchwatcherreply 2304/14/2019

At the beach...

by Crotchwatcherreply 2404/14/2019

Justin T...

by Crotchwatcherreply 2504/14/2019

please, that not a knife. this is a knife ^

by Crotchwatcherreply 2604/14/2019

Superman!

by Crotchwatcherreply 2704/23/2019

makes me thirsty

by Crotchwatcherreply 2805/21/2019

Hate the tattoos. Like the VPL.

by Crotchwatcherreply 2905/21/2019

train

by Crotchwatcherreply 3005/21/2019

liquor store

by Crotchwatcherreply 3105/21/2019

trick photography

by Crotchwatcherreply 3205/21/2019

onesie

by Crotchwatcherreply 3305/21/2019

run

by Crotchwatcherreply 3405/21/2019

John David Washington (Denzel Washington’s son)

by Crotchwatcherreply 3505/21/2019

R30 and r31’s are my favorite types. Not staged, not intentional but damn hot anyway.

by Crotchwatcherreply 3605/21/2019

Lewis Hamilton

by Crotchwatcherreply 3705/21/2019

train dong

by Crotchwatcherreply 3805/21/2019

There is something repressed and quintessentially arrested developmental about being into VPL.

by Crotchwatcherreply 3905/21/2019

Wyoming

by Crotchwatcherreply 4005/21/2019

shop

by Crotchwatcherreply 4105/21/2019

This thread is making me hot.

by Crotchwatcherreply 4205/21/2019

blue

by Crotchwatcherreply 4305/21/2019

puma

by Crotchwatcherreply 4405/21/2019

suit

by Crotchwatcherreply 4505/21/2019

strip

by Crotchwatcherreply 4605/21/2019

Russia

by Crotchwatcherreply 4705/21/2019

red.

by Crotchwatcherreply 4805/21/2019

Do these shorts make me look fat?

by Crotchwatcherreply 4905/21/2019

Sweden

by Crotchwatcherreply 5005/21/2019

no small dicks here

by Crotchwatcherreply 5105/21/2019

R51. Yes, all these big dicks are out of the norm. Most guys are not so noticeable; however, given the title of this thread, most smaller members as cute as they are wouldn't create a VPL. On the other hand, the "Small Dicks Are Back " thread is hot.

by Crotchwatcherreply 5205/21/2019

R50. Go Sweden!

by Crotchwatcherreply 5305/21/2019

black and lean

by Crotchwatcherreply 5405/21/2019

Matador

by Crotchwatcherreply 5505/21/2019

runner

by Crotchwatcherreply 5605/21/2019

LSU.

by Crotchwatcherreply 5705/21/2019

I dare you.

by Crotchwatcherreply 5805/21/2019

Wonga

by Crotchwatcherreply 5905/21/2019

Asian

by Crotchwatcherreply 6005/21/2019

matador

by Crotchwatcherreply 6105/21/2019

matador

by Crotchwatcherreply 6205/21/2019

blue

by Crotchwatcherreply 6305/21/2019

R60 really isn’t in the spirit of the thread. Hardons through wet white underwear is not exactly a “visible penis LINE,” more of a visible penis.

by Crotchwatcherreply 6405/21/2019

R64. Excuse me for possibly violating the latter of the law while adhering to the spirit of the law.

There are many others who also have hardons under their clothes on this thread. The young man in question in R60 has a hardon but is also clothed so his VPL is noticeable.

I rest my case your honor.

by Crotchwatcherreply 6505/21/2019

race

by Crotchwatcherreply 6605/21/2019

form

by Crotchwatcherreply 6705/21/2019

average guy, finally

by Crotchwatcherreply 6805/21/2019

devon allen

by Crotchwatcherreply 6905/21/2019

thong

by Crotchwatcherreply 7005/21/2019

matador

by Crotchwatcherreply 7105/21/2019

(grand)daddy

by Crotchwatcherreply 7205/21/2019

deck

by Crotchwatcherreply 7305/21/2019

vintage

by Crotchwatcherreply 7405/21/2019

dilf

by Crotchwatcherreply 7505/21/2019

smile

by Crotchwatcherreply 7605/21/2019

all those matadors seem to have unusually large balls!

by Crotchwatcherreply 7705/21/2019

Figuratively and literally, r77!

by Crotchwatcherreply 7805/21/2019

stroll

by Crotchwatcherreply 7905/21/2019

gold

by Crotchwatcherreply 8005/21/2019

calvins

by Crotchwatcherreply 8105/21/2019

David Beckham

by Crotchwatcherreply 8205/21/2019

David Beckham close up

by Crotchwatcherreply 8305/21/2019
by Crotchwatcherreply 8405/21/2019

[quote]David Beckham close up

Do small cock full hard-ons even count?

by Crotchwatcherreply 8505/21/2019

Who is the guy at r32? I need to see more of his heavenly ass and post it on the amazing asses thread!

by Crotchwatcherreply 8605/21/2019

Jake has a large cock!

by Crotchwatcherreply 8705/25/2019

My eyes are here.

by Crotchwatcherreply 8805/25/2019

R87. Damaged mutilated inked body. And the cock outline must be photoshopped.

by Crotchwatcherreply 8905/25/2019

Hot thread

by Crotchwatcherreply 9005/25/2019

put hand down pants and grab dick

by Crotchwatcherreply 9105/25/2019

adjust dick

by Crotchwatcherreply 9205/25/2019

present dick

by Crotchwatcherreply 9305/25/2019

Dress right

by Crotchwatcherreply 9405/25/2019

Not a VPL, but every once in a while you may need to ejaculate.

by Crotchwatcherreply 9505/25/2019

pouch

by Crotchwatcherreply 9605/25/2019

it seems like a lot of wrestlers actually get kind of hard when they wrestle. Is this true?

by Crotchwatcherreply 9705/25/2019

walk in the woods

by Crotchwatcherreply 9805/25/2019

whoops

by Crotchwatcherreply 9905/25/2019

R89, I've seen the dick pics.

Nope, not photoshopped.

by Crotchwatcherreply 10005/25/2019

white

by Crotchwatcherreply 10105/25/2019

market

by Crotchwatcherreply 10205/25/2019

wet.

by Crotchwatcherreply 10305/25/2019

on the fence

by Crotchwatcherreply 10405/25/2019

this is not normal

by Crotchwatcherreply 10505/25/2019

triangle

by Crotchwatcherreply 10605/25/2019

school daze

by Crotchwatcherreply 10705/25/2019

blue

by Crotchwatcherreply 10805/25/2019

Dartmouth

by Crotchwatcherreply 10905/25/2019

Canada

by Crotchwatcherreply 11005/25/2019

penis

by Crotchwatcherreply 11105/25/2019

My fave time of the year...

by Crotchwatcherreply 11205/25/2019

pouch

by Crotchwatcherreply 11305/25/2019

buckle up

by Crotchwatcherreply 11405/25/2019

whoops

by Crotchwatcherreply 11505/25/2019

look

by Crotchwatcherreply 11605/25/2019

shadow

by Crotchwatcherreply 11705/25/2019

So there are X shots of Jake Andrich somewhere?

by Crotchwatcherreply 11805/25/2019

whoops

by Crotchwatcherreply 11905/25/2019

short shorts

by Crotchwatcherreply 12005/25/2019

ref.

by Crotchwatcherreply 12105/25/2019

blue

by Crotchwatcherreply 12205/25/2019

almost

by Crotchwatcherreply 12305/25/2019

almost

by Crotchwatcherreply 12405/25/2019

jogger

by Crotchwatcherreply 12505/25/2019

b&w.

by Crotchwatcherreply 12605/25/2019

gray

by Crotchwatcherreply 12705/25/2019

line

by Crotchwatcherreply 12805/25/2019

Nike

by Crotchwatcherreply 12905/25/2019

b&w.

by Crotchwatcherreply 13005/25/2019

b&w.

by Crotchwatcherreply 13105/25/2019

beach

by Crotchwatcherreply 13205/25/2019

Where is r104 from

by Crotchwatcherreply 13305/25/2019

Lots of hot kids in shorts today at B&N. The only good thing about the too hot weather. So damn cute.

by Crotchwatcherreply 13405/25/2019

wrestler

by Crotchwatcherreply 13505/25/2019

briefs

by Crotchwatcherreply 13605/25/2019

Mattieu

by Crotchwatcherreply 13705/25/2019

gray

by Crotchwatcherreply 13805/25/2019

Lochte

by Crotchwatcherreply 13905/25/2019

coffee

by Crotchwatcherreply 14005/25/2019

white

by Crotchwatcherreply 14105/25/2019

getting ready to present

by Crotchwatcherreply 14205/25/2019

Visible Penis head outLine

by Crotchwatcherreply 14305/25/2019

and another...

by Crotchwatcherreply 14405/25/2019

and another

by Crotchwatcherreply 14505/25/2019

R97 surprised no pre-cum in those tight singlets.

by Crotchwatcherreply 14605/25/2019

r143/r145, what part of Visible Penis Line don't you understand?

by Crotchwatcherreply 14705/25/2019

I don't mind those last few!

But yes, I imagine VPL is the focus so *ahem* back in your zipper, matey!

by Crotchwatcherreply 14805/25/2019

R147. As stated in R143, it was Visible Penis head outLine just to wake you up.

by Crotchwatcherreply 14905/25/2019

A VPL like in r112 wakes me up just fine, r149.

by Crotchwatcherreply 15005/25/2019

is there any more of r142/r143? asking for a friend.

by Crotchwatcherreply 15105/25/2019

Jake G

by Crotchwatcherreply 15205/25/2019

Ryan Garcia.

by Crotchwatcherreply 15305/25/2019

moar please

by Crotchwatcherreply 15405/29/2019

A lot of people don't know what VPL means. Bulges are hot, but they're not VPL.

by Crotchwatcherreply 15505/29/2019

I want to "accidentally" bump into and rub these when I see them

by Crotchwatcherreply 15605/29/2019

Wow to the dude at R156. He just drips testosterone.

by Crotchwatcherreply 15705/29/2019

reddit bulges....

by Crotchwatcherreply 15806/09/2019

That woman's face says it all.

by Crotchwatcherreply 15906/09/2019

I wonder if some men are just unaware that you can see their junk? Unless they see themselves on film or something, they have no idea how the public sees them.

And what are they supposed to do about it anyway- wear a mangirdle?

by Crotchwatcherreply 16006/09/2019

Well for god’s sakes r160, don’t tell ‘em!!

by Crotchwatcherreply 16106/09/2019

dock

by Crotchwatcherreply 16206/09/2019

market basket

by Crotchwatcherreply 16306/09/2019

gif.

by Crotchwatcherreply 16406/09/2019

wet.

by Crotchwatcherreply 16506/09/2019

I'm with blue.

by Crotchwatcherreply 16606/09/2019

blond

by Crotchwatcherreply 16706/09/2019

Portugal

by Crotchwatcherreply 16806/09/2019

VBL...visible ball outline

by Crotchwatcherreply 16906/09/2019

Could also go in the "Speedo/Pubes" thread.

by Crotchwatcherreply 17006/09/2019

white 'n wet

by Crotchwatcherreply 17106/09/2019

VPL and pubes too

by Crotchwatcherreply 17206/09/2019

Sunday after church

by Crotchwatcherreply 17306/09/2019

horrible tattoos, but he's wearing white

by Crotchwatcherreply 17406/09/2019

Unico pubes

by Crotchwatcherreply 17506/09/2019

Dress gray

by Crotchwatcherreply 17606/09/2019

b&w.

by Crotchwatcherreply 17706/09/2019

.AC.

by Crotchwatcherreply 17806/09/2019

Who ARE these men? I've never met one, I don't think I've even SEEN one, and I certainly am NOT one myself.

These images are all lies, lies, lies.

I refuse to hate my life.

by Crotchwatcherreply 17906/09/2019

Whoops. Definitely visible

by Crotchwatcherreply 18006/09/2019

R179. Some are out there. But a lot of these photos have been photoshopped and made to appear to have a VPL. But no, in real life, you don't see such blatant and defined VPLs.

by Crotchwatcherreply 18106/09/2019

Last summer at the Vatican Museum; I didn't notice the VPL until after I got back home.

by Crotchwatcherreply 18206/09/2019

Just add water. White and wet.

by Crotchwatcherreply 18306/09/2019

Dad!

by Crotchwatcherreply 184Last Monday at 10:27 AM

like many "dads" he appears to be gone...... ^

by Crotchwatcherreply 185Last Monday at 11:08 AM

R178 delicious

by Crotchwatcherreply 186Last Monday at 11:36 AM
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