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Confess fictional portrayals of bullies you find attractive

Why do writers make some of them so? Please detail favorites.

I'd have let Ronnie of DRILLBIT TAYLOR (right, played by Josh Peck) hold me still in his strong arms while I got punched.

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by Anonymousreply 9605/14/2019

If ever there was a "Bitch, whut?" moment....

by Anonymousreply 104/10/2019

You deserve love, OP

by Anonymousreply 204/10/2019

Deliberately hurting people who are weaker than you is a huge turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 304/10/2019

There are better ways to explore your submissive side than chasing bullies, OP.

by Anonymousreply 404/10/2019

This explains gays' OBSESSION with straight men. Get some help for that shit.

by Anonymousreply 504/10/2019

the dude is hot, but OP needs a shrink

by Anonymousreply 604/10/2019

Y’all don’t know how to play a damn game.

I always felt conflicted and not-like-I-ought about James Spader in PRETTY IN PINK.

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by Anonymousreply 704/10/2019

Matt Adler, who played the sarcastic rocker-bully in DREAM A LITTLE DREAM opposite Corey Haim & Meredith Salenger.

He had some hilarious very gay-sounding zingers (“don’t forget to WRITE, cupcake”) and a bombass jacket, plus this really beautiful-looking darkhaired sidekick.

He was smart and eccentric and once beat the shit out of Corey Feldman, so.

Image: Dream a Little Dream | Morgan on Media

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by Anonymousreply 804/11/2019

Most people don't find the behaviors attractive, but when the guy is hot, there's an internal conflict, a push/pull tension that a lot of guys end up jacking off to.

Case in point: William Zabka

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by Anonymousreply 904/11/2019

Sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 1004/11/2019

Submission Troll

by Anonymousreply 1104/11/2019

"He was smart and eccentric and once beat the shit out of Corey Feldman, so. "

It's true, R8, there are few qualities in a man that are more attractive than beating the shit out of Corey Feldman.

by Anonymousreply 1204/11/2019

I don’t think it was bullying per se, but the scene where Emile Hirsch gets fucked in the wedding dress in ”The Mudge Boy” was hot-in-a-taboo-way to me as a young gay guy.

by Anonymousreply 1304/11/2019

Billy Hargrove makes my hard grow!

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by Anonymousreply 1404/11/2019

Darth Vader.

A guy in black latex with a sex deep baritone voice.

He can cut off my arm any day of the week.

Image: Darth Vader Star Wars Gif GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

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by Anonymousreply 1504/11/2019

*sexy deep voice, that is

by Anonymousreply 1604/11/2019

William Zabka has the Cobra I'm KAI'ING for!

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by Anonymousreply 1704/11/2019

Remember when William bullied in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS?

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by Anonymousreply 1804/11/2019

WERK!

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by Anonymousreply 1904/11/2019

MMMM hmmm ....

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by Anonymousreply 2004/11/2019

Zabka had HOT competition in the '80s from bully Steve Antin — who, it turns out, is GAY!

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by Anonymousreply 2104/11/2019

The ENTIRE Icelandic youth ice hockey team, which bullied the wimpy Mighty Ducks in "D2".

Hot, tall Aryan bullies with broken pseudo-Scandinavian accents. (Hot enough even to suspend my utter disbelief that Iceland ever had a high-ranked team at a hockey championship, lol.)

Image: 25 Things You Never Knew About the Mighty Ducks Trilogy | Bleacher ...

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by Anonymousreply 2204/11/2019

Steve stripped down a lot in LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN.

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by Anonymousreply 2304/11/2019

Another bully of the 80s was Micah Grant, who played the sexy bad guy in a number of movies. -- Like Father, Like Son; Waxwork, etc. He was actually a good actor.

Micah Grant a tribute to his movie career

Like father like son

by Anonymousreply 2404/11/2019

Troy can suspend me from a rope anytime!

Andy you goonie!

Look at the way Troys friends back off, like he is going to go berserk lol

by Anonymousreply 2504/11/2019

Also Michael Bowen, the third in the Bullies of the 80s series -- Valley Girl, Night of the Comet, Private Resort... But he actually ended up having a long career as a character actor.

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by Anonymousreply 2604/11/2019

Gunnar Stahl (fictional bully-ish character in Mighty Ducks: D2, played by Scott Whyte). Though he redeemed himself towards the end.

I wonder why they always cast hot youths as bullies.

Loved their pitch-dark uniform too.

Image: The mighty ducks GIF on GIFER - by Zahelm

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by Anonymousreply 2704/11/2019

Stifler makes me stiff!

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by Anonymousreply 2804/11/2019

Twist my arm, Steve!

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by Anonymousreply 2904/11/2019

Seann William Scott once worked for Gay Pedophile Hive D.E.N. with Bryan Singer.

Did anyone tap that? And was it consensual?

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by Anonymousreply 3004/11/2019

Whoever posted Dick Cheney is NOT CUTE.

Chickenhawk Cheney couldn't hold his own in a fight. He's NOT fictional, he's a REAL MURDERER of over 250,000 innocent people, including 4,000 American soldiers.

Please F/F r10.

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by Anonymousreply 3104/11/2019

Christopher Orr as a varsity team, preppy bully in Mighty Ducks: D3.

Idk who was the casting director for these films, but they kept casting the hottest youths as the "baddies".

Image: D3: The Mighty Ducks - Alchetron, The Free Social Encyclopedia

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by Anonymousreply 3204/11/2019

Noah Fleiss was pretty hot in BRICK. I couldn't bring myself to hate him.

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by Anonymousreply 3304/11/2019

Ray Liotta's first big splash in movies was 1986's "Something Wild" where he plays the ultimate macho man bully vying for Melanie Griffith with Jeff Daniels. He turned me ON and I couldn't wait to get home and wank to him.

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by Anonymousreply 3404/11/2019

Brendan Sexton III had a certain je n'ais se quoi ... WEHT?

You better get ready 'cause at 3:00 today, I'm going to rape you.

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by Anonymousreply 3504/11/2019

Better link for Brendan Sexton III?

You better get ready 'cause at 3:00 today, I'm going to rape you.

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by Anonymousreply 3604/11/2019

Then there was Nick Stahl in BULLY.

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by Anonymousreply 3704/11/2019

And Brad Renfro in BULLY.

Too bad he couldn't bully the demons inside ...

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by Anonymousreply 3804/11/2019

Carson MacCormack as school bully Brett Breyer in the recently released DC superhero film “Shazam”. They gave him a classic bad-boy leather jacket for his scenes.

Fictional bullies always seem to be named “Brett”.

Though he wasn't very convincing as a bully, too nice (the other kid in their bully duo was more intimidating). He’s a bit young as well (20), so more for the younger audience.

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by Anonymousreply 3904/11/2019

Channing Tatum in 21 JUMP STREET, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 4004/11/2019

Honourable mention to Aaron Johnson in Chatroom (2010). He played an online psychopath and self-harming bully who was trying to manipulate other kids to do awful things like him, via an online chatroom.

Johnson nailed the part. He was a very charismatic, attractive and completely twisted.

The most true-to-life young fictional bullies these days are not the sporty jocks - but the online psychopath kids (grooming other kids, stealing their digital money, pushing other kids to self-harm and suicide). It was a disturbing film, but very educational for young kids in a New Digital Age.

Image: chatroom | Tumblr uploaded by ntsh on We Heart It

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by Anonymousreply 4104/11/2019

James Franco on Freaks & Geeks

by Anonymousreply 4204/11/2019

FF R31 for just being plain stupid and not understanding sarcasm. Must be a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 4304/11/2019

You can say that, warped propaganda minister, but Cheney-worshipping threads show up on Datalounge all the time by right-wing trolls.

by Anonymousreply 4404/11/2019

Subconsciously, I believe R10 was thinking of Christian Bale as Satan/Dick Cheney, R31

Go to about 1:10 to see what I'm talking about.

Christian Bale is ready to play Mitch McConnell next!

Christian Bale thanking SATAN at Golden Globe 2019 speech award

Christian Bale thanking SATAN for being an inspiration on his role as Dick Cheney during his best actor acceptance speech at the 2019 Golden Globe Awards. Vi...

by Anonymousreply 4504/11/2019

R44, point them out.

by Anonymousreply 4604/11/2019

Paul Walker played a great elite-school bully in "The Skulls". With an epic fictional name - Caleb Mandrake. In the film he was a student at an elite college, a boxer and the son of the secret society's Masonic-type odious chairman.

Joshua Jackson played a young college rower and new recruit of the society. It was a fantasy inspired by Yale's Skull and Bones secret club.

I've had a soft spot for Walker ever since. And I know instinctively associate the name "Caleb" with a charismatic, elitist manipulator.

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by Anonymousreply 4704/11/2019

Remember Randy Wayne in DREAM BOY?

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by Anonymousreply 4804/11/2019

If you're going to promote Republican propaganda worship, why wouldn't you pick somebody hot like Aaron Schlock?

You don't go to a decrepit, old troll with heart failure like Dick "Seven Vietnam Deferments" Cheney with his cowardly ways of killing hundreds of thousands of people.

by Anonymousreply 4904/11/2019

Matt Dillon in My Bodyguard.

by Anonymousreply 5004/11/2019

If the contest for Hottest Bully was between Zabka and Antin in the '80s, surely the '00's belongs to Seann William Scott vs. Travis Van Winkle!

Travis loved to bully us in TRANSFORMERS and FRIDAY THE 13TH, and I'd love to see his Winkle in a Van!

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Travis met a very degrading end in FRIDAY THE 13TH.

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by Anonymousreply 5204/11/2019

It doesn't pay to be a bully — so say the voices inside Jason's head!

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by Anonymousreply 5304/11/2019

Puck was hot.

Until he collected kiddie porn.

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by Anonymousreply 5404/11/2019

Michael Fassbender was a sexy bully as Steve Jobs.

Bonus points for spotting Michael Stuhlbarg (call me by your name).

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by Anonymousreply 5504/11/2019

Hot bullies are not evil, they're just misunderstood.

It's the fugly ones who are evil.

Image: Not sure if evil Or misunderstood - Futurama Fry | Meme Generator

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by Anonymousreply 5604/11/2019

John Bender - Judd Nelson from "The Breakfast Club."

Actually slept with a lot of guys that looked like him.

Image: 20 Free John Bender music playlists | 8tracks radio

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by Anonymousreply 5704/11/2019

R7 YES. I loathed myself for wanting him when I first saw that character and was strangely attracted to that feeling.

by Anonymousreply 5804/11/2019

Ahem.

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by Anonymousreply 5904/11/2019

Take two.

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by Anonymousreply 6004/11/2019

Most of the guys in Our Guys: Outrage in Glen Ridge. I guess it's not fictional but most of the actors are all pretty sexy. Brendan Fehr stands out. It's on youtube.

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Timothy Granaderos in 13 Reasons Why gets me all hot and bothered, just no mops please!

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by Anonymousreply 6204/11/2019

Good God, that pic at r61! It looks like a wacky Ryan Murphy WB comedy.

by Anonymousreply 6304/11/2019

It looks like an American Pie poster without the pie.

by Anonymousreply 6404/11/2019

Kiefer Sutherland as Ace in Stand By Me. He absolutely terrified me as a kid, he really was a crazy guy, but I couldn't help wanting to kiss him. I felt weird about that.

And then I saw him in The Lost Boys a few years later and wanted to do more than kiss him! Another bullyish character but hot.

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Most of the guys in Our Gang were hot, but here's a couple of bullies named Butch and Woim.

Butch & Woim

Butch and Woim are the main antagonists in the 1928 and 1994 comedy-family films, The Little Rascals and the secondary antagonists in the 2014 comedy-family film, The Little Rascals Save the Day adapted from the series of short cartoons called Our Gang. They are bullies who pick on the Little Rascals, mainly Alfalfa. Butch is the leader of the two and the smarter, making him the leading antagonist. He wears a black cap and has brown hair.

by Anonymousreply 6604/11/2019

In "The Breakfast Club," Andrew (Emilio Estevez) is also a bully. He was in weekend detention for taping another boy's buttcheeks together.

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by Anonymousreply 6704/11/2019

F/F the pedo at r66.

by Anonymousreply 6804/11/2019

Michael Jackson posting @ r66.

by Anonymousreply 6904/11/2019

When I was like 9, Reese from ‘Malcolm in the Middle’. He turned out more sympathetic later on in the series so it became less weird to like him as a character. He got a lot of funny lines too.

Image: 35 Signs You're Reese From "Malcolm In The Middle" | Malcolm in ...

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by Anonymousreply 7004/12/2019

Aww, I meant I liked them when I was a kid, R68 and R69. I was reminded by R61 "Our Guys." Not a pedo. Feelings hurt.

by Anonymousreply 7104/12/2019

R71 Clarification noted!

Every movie I saw William Zabka's bully smug face in, I wanted him.

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Wes Hightower from Urban Cowboy.

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by Anonymousreply 7304/12/2019

^^he won my heart by beating the crap out of Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 7404/12/2019

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by Anonymousreply 7504/12/2019

A trio of bullies from the movie Young Torless : Reiting , Beineberg and Toerless. It's an interesting movie because you witness events from the perspective of the bullies so as a viewer you become complicit. Also, the bullies go unpunished and emerge triumphant in the end. As such the novel The Confusions of Young Toerless predicts the successful rise of Fascism.

Image: Young Törless - Alchetron, The Free Social Encyclopedia

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by Anonymousreply 7604/12/2019

R76-- Young Torless! Wow. One of my favorite books of all time -- I did not know there was a movie. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 7704/12/2019

OP, I kinda sorta get what you're talking about, but we have different definitions of bullying.

by Anonymousreply 7804/12/2019

R72 Zabka is still a smokeshow nearly 35 years later. Dude aged beautifully, must be all the martial arts.

And he's still playing Johnny Lawrence, though in COBRA KAI that character is a reformed bully and more a Chaotic Gray/Neutral protag as compared with the brutish hench he used to be in the original KARATE KID movie.

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by Anonymousreply 7904/12/2019

R77 Criterion has an excellent edition of Young Torless with interesting added features.

Young Törless

At an Austrian boys' boarding school in the early 1900s, shy, intelligent Törless observes the sadistic behavior of his fellow students, doing nothing to help a victimized classmate—until the torture goes too far. Adapted from Robert Musil's acclaimed novel, Young Törless launched the New German Cinema movement and garnered the 1966 Cannes Film Festival International Critics' Prize for first-time director Volker Schlöndorff.

by Anonymousreply 8004/12/2019

Bradley Cooper in "Wedding Crashers"

by Anonymousreply 8104/12/2019

I have a friend who looked in college like William Zabka. He is thus handsome (and blond), but he said both menn and women in college tried to pick him up specifically because he looked like William Zabka, and they fantasized fucking his bully characters via my friend.

by Anonymousreply 8204/12/2019

Timmy played a bully in Men, Women and Children, although most of his scenes ended up on the cutting room floor. Some may find it satisfying to see Ansel Elgort beat his face to a pulp, but I for one enjoy seeing him all jocked up in a football uniform.

Timothée Chalamet - Men, Women & Children (2014) [Deleted Scenes]

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by Anonymousreply 8304/14/2019

He's too scrawny for a football uniform. He can only play the kicker.

by Anonymousreply 8404/15/2019

Clancy Brown as Gus in Pet Sematary 2. He's older than a typical bully, but still an asshole.

I thought he was hot when I saw this as a teen.

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Does Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs count?

JOBS - Film Clip - I Already Fired You

http://www.universalstudiosentertainment.com/jobs/ Ashton Kutcher is Steve Jobs, the iconic Apple innovator and groundbreaking entrepreneur. This inspiring a...

by Anonymousreply 8604/15/2019

Dolph Starbeam of THE SIMPSONS was cute.

Best of Dolph

If you do not Like Dolph you will die!

by Anonymousreply 8705/12/2019

Best fetish thread ever. And 87 replies. Tapped into something.

by Anonymousreply 8805/12/2019

Marky Mark in that one where hes crazy but sooooo hot!

by Anonymousreply 8905/12/2019

[quote] Marky Mark in that one where hes crazy but sooooo hot!

You mean, his life??

by Anonymousreply 9005/12/2019

As R50 Matt Dillon in Bodygard. As well as a complicit who looked like Zabka but wasn't him.

I thought so a young teenager. Nowadays they loomabit young for the adult I am.

Image: When did it really end for MATT DILLON? - DVD Talk Forum

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by Anonymousreply 9105/12/2019

this pic is better.

Image: Matt Dillon "My Bodyguard" | My Bodyguard | Matt dillon, Adam ...

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by Anonymousreply 9205/12/2019

Mmm. Matt.

by Anonymousreply 9305/12/2019

Does R70 know his crush is gay IRL?

Well, not Reese (though it was implied in the last seasons of ‘Malcolm’) but Justin.

by Anonymousreply 9405/13/2019

Sniff my farts faggot then we’ll see how hungry you are for my shit.

Sniff my farts faggot then we’ll see how hungry you are for my shit.

YES SIR

by Anonymousreply 9505/13/2019

R17/R79 speaking of COBRA KAI, Johnny Lawrence’s student Hawk has become both a bully and kind of a hottie in Season 2..

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