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Confess fictional portrayals of bullies you find attractive

Why do writers make some of them so? Please detail favorites.

I'd have let Ronnie of DRILLBIT TAYLOR (right, played by Josh Peck) hold me still in his strong arms while I got punched.

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by Anonymousreply 111September 3, 2020 9:00 PM

If ever there was a "Bitch, whut?" moment....

by Anonymousreply 1April 10, 2019 8:25 AM

You deserve love, OP

by Anonymousreply 2April 10, 2019 8:45 AM

Deliberately hurting people who are weaker than you is a huge turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 3April 10, 2019 9:15 AM

There are better ways to explore your submissive side than chasing bullies, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4April 10, 2019 10:05 AM

This explains gays' OBSESSION with straight men. Get some help for that shit.

by Anonymousreply 5April 10, 2019 10:35 AM

the dude is hot, but OP needs a shrink

by Anonymousreply 6April 10, 2019 10:48 AM

Y’all don’t know how to play a damn game.

I always felt conflicted and not-like-I-ought about James Spader in PRETTY IN PINK.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 10, 2019 3:48 PM

Matt Adler, who played the sarcastic rocker-bully in DREAM A LITTLE DREAM opposite Corey Haim & Meredith Salenger.

He had some hilarious very gay-sounding zingers (“don’t forget to WRITE, cupcake”) and a bombass jacket, plus this really beautiful-looking darkhaired sidekick.

He was smart and eccentric and once beat the shit out of Corey Feldman, so.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 11, 2019 8:17 AM

Most people don't find the behaviors attractive, but when the guy is hot, there's an internal conflict, a push/pull tension that a lot of guys end up jacking off to.

Case in point: William Zabka

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by Anonymousreply 9April 11, 2019 8:32 AM

Sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 10April 11, 2019 2:00 PM

Submission Troll

by Anonymousreply 11April 11, 2019 2:04 PM

"He was smart and eccentric and once beat the shit out of Corey Feldman, so. "

It's true, R8, there are few qualities in a man that are more attractive than beating the shit out of Corey Feldman.

by Anonymousreply 12April 11, 2019 4:12 PM

I don’t think it was bullying per se, but the scene where Emile Hirsch gets fucked in the wedding dress in ”The Mudge Boy” was hot-in-a-taboo-way to me as a young gay guy.

by Anonymousreply 13April 11, 2019 4:36 PM

Billy Hargrove makes my hard grow!

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by Anonymousreply 14April 11, 2019 5:52 PM

Darth Vader.

A guy in black latex with a sex deep baritone voice.

He can cut off my arm any day of the week.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 11, 2019 5:59 PM

*sexy deep voice, that is

by Anonymousreply 16April 11, 2019 6:00 PM

William Zabka has the Cobra I'm KAI'ING for!

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by Anonymousreply 17April 11, 2019 6:00 PM

Remember when William bullied in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS?

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by Anonymousreply 18April 11, 2019 6:01 PM

WERK!

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by Anonymousreply 19April 11, 2019 6:02 PM

MMMM hmmm ....

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by Anonymousreply 20April 11, 2019 6:04 PM

Zabka had HOT competition in the '80s from bully Steve Antin — who, it turns out, is GAY!

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by Anonymousreply 21April 11, 2019 6:07 PM

The ENTIRE Icelandic youth ice hockey team, which bullied the wimpy Mighty Ducks in "D2".

Hot, tall Aryan bullies with broken pseudo-Scandinavian accents. (Hot enough even to suspend my utter disbelief that Iceland ever had a high-ranked team at a hockey championship, lol.)

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by Anonymousreply 22April 11, 2019 6:09 PM

Steve stripped down a lot in LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN.

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by Anonymousreply 23April 11, 2019 6:10 PM

Another bully of the 80s was Micah Grant, who played the sexy bad guy in a number of movies. -- Like Father, Like Son; Waxwork, etc. He was actually a good actor.

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by Anonymousreply 24April 11, 2019 6:12 PM

Troy can suspend me from a rope anytime!

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by Anonymousreply 25April 11, 2019 6:12 PM

Also Michael Bowen, the third in the Bullies of the 80s series -- Valley Girl, Night of the Comet, Private Resort... But he actually ended up having a long career as a character actor.

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by Anonymousreply 26April 11, 2019 6:15 PM

Gunnar Stahl (fictional bully-ish character in Mighty Ducks: D2, played by Scott Whyte). Though he redeemed himself towards the end.

I wonder why they always cast hot youths as bullies.

Loved their pitch-dark uniform too.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 11, 2019 6:15 PM

Stifler makes me stiff!

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by Anonymousreply 28April 11, 2019 6:16 PM

Twist my arm, Steve!

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by Anonymousreply 29April 11, 2019 6:17 PM

Seann William Scott once worked for Gay Pedophile Hive D.E.N. with Bryan Singer.

Did anyone tap that? And was it consensual?

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by Anonymousreply 30April 11, 2019 6:19 PM

Whoever posted Dick Cheney is NOT CUTE.

Chickenhawk Cheney couldn't hold his own in a fight. He's NOT fictional, he's a REAL MURDERER of over 250,000 innocent people, including 4,000 American soldiers.

Please F/F r10.

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by Anonymousreply 31April 11, 2019 6:27 PM

Christopher Orr as a varsity team, preppy bully in Mighty Ducks: D3.

Idk who was the casting director for these films, but they kept casting the hottest youths as the "baddies".

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by Anonymousreply 32April 11, 2019 6:28 PM

Noah Fleiss was pretty hot in BRICK. I couldn't bring myself to hate him.

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by Anonymousreply 33April 11, 2019 6:30 PM

Ray Liotta's first big splash in movies was 1986's "Something Wild" where he plays the ultimate macho man bully vying for Melanie Griffith with Jeff Daniels. He turned me ON and I couldn't wait to get home and wank to him.

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by Anonymousreply 34April 11, 2019 6:31 PM

Brendan Sexton III had a certain je n'ais se quoi ... WEHT?

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by Anonymousreply 35April 11, 2019 6:33 PM

Better link for Brendan Sexton III?

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by Anonymousreply 36April 11, 2019 6:35 PM

Then there was Nick Stahl in BULLY.

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by Anonymousreply 37April 11, 2019 6:39 PM

And Brad Renfro in BULLY.

Too bad he couldn't bully the demons inside ...

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by Anonymousreply 38April 11, 2019 6:40 PM

Carson MacCormack as school bully Brett Breyer in the recently released DC superhero film “Shazam”. They gave him a classic bad-boy leather jacket for his scenes.

Fictional bullies always seem to be named “Brett”.

Though he wasn't very convincing as a bully, too nice (the other kid in their bully duo was more intimidating). He’s a bit young as well (20), so more for the younger audience.

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by Anonymousreply 39April 11, 2019 6:44 PM

Channing Tatum in 21 JUMP STREET, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 40April 11, 2019 6:45 PM

Honourable mention to Aaron Johnson in Chatroom (2010). He played an online psychopath and self-harming bully who was trying to manipulate other kids to do awful things like him, via an online chatroom.

Johnson nailed the part. He was a very charismatic, attractive and completely twisted.

The most true-to-life young fictional bullies these days are not the sporty jocks - but the online psychopath kids (grooming other kids, stealing their digital money, pushing other kids to self-harm and suicide). It was a disturbing film, but very educational for young kids in a New Digital Age.

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by Anonymousreply 41April 11, 2019 6:59 PM

James Franco on Freaks & Geeks

by Anonymousreply 42April 11, 2019 7:05 PM

FF R31 for just being plain stupid and not understanding sarcasm. Must be a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 43April 11, 2019 7:28 PM

You can say that, warped propaganda minister, but Cheney-worshipping threads show up on Datalounge all the time by right-wing trolls.

by Anonymousreply 44April 11, 2019 7:46 PM

Subconsciously, I believe R10 was thinking of Christian Bale as Satan/Dick Cheney, R31

Go to about 1:10 to see what I'm talking about.

Christian Bale is ready to play Mitch McConnell next!

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by Anonymousreply 45April 11, 2019 7:55 PM

R44, point them out.

by Anonymousreply 46April 11, 2019 8:10 PM

Paul Walker played a great elite-school bully in "The Skulls". With an epic fictional name - Caleb Mandrake. In the film he was a student at an elite college, a boxer and the son of the secret society's Masonic-type odious chairman.

Joshua Jackson played a young college rower and new recruit of the society. It was a fantasy inspired by Yale's Skull and Bones secret club.

I've had a soft spot for Walker ever since. And I know instinctively associate the name "Caleb" with a charismatic, elitist manipulator.

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by Anonymousreply 47April 11, 2019 8:24 PM

Remember Randy Wayne in DREAM BOY?

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by Anonymousreply 48April 11, 2019 8:29 PM

If you're going to promote Republican propaganda worship, why wouldn't you pick somebody hot like Aaron Schlock?

You don't go to a decrepit, old troll with heart failure like Dick "Seven Vietnam Deferments" Cheney with his cowardly ways of killing hundreds of thousands of people.

by Anonymousreply 49April 11, 2019 8:33 PM

Matt Dillon in My Bodyguard.

by Anonymousreply 50April 11, 2019 8:37 PM

If the contest for Hottest Bully was between Zabka and Antin in the '80s, surely the '00's belongs to Seann William Scott vs. Travis Van Winkle!

Travis loved to bully us in TRANSFORMERS and FRIDAY THE 13TH, and I'd love to see his Winkle in a Van!

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by Anonymousreply 51April 11, 2019 9:04 PM

Travis met a very degrading end in FRIDAY THE 13TH.

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by Anonymousreply 52April 11, 2019 9:06 PM

It doesn't pay to be a bully — so say the voices inside Jason's head!

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by Anonymousreply 53April 11, 2019 9:07 PM

Puck was hot.

Until he collected kiddie porn.

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by Anonymousreply 54April 11, 2019 9:19 PM

Michael Fassbender was a sexy bully as Steve Jobs.

Bonus points for spotting Michael Stuhlbarg (call me by your name).

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by Anonymousreply 55April 11, 2019 9:26 PM

Hot bullies are not evil, they're just misunderstood.

It's the fugly ones who are evil.

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by Anonymousreply 56April 11, 2019 9:37 PM

John Bender - Judd Nelson from "The Breakfast Club."

Actually slept with a lot of guys that looked like him.

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by Anonymousreply 57April 11, 2019 9:52 PM

R7 YES. I loathed myself for wanting him when I first saw that character and was strangely attracted to that feeling.

by Anonymousreply 58April 11, 2019 10:03 PM

Ahem.

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by Anonymousreply 59April 11, 2019 10:53 PM

Take two.

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by Anonymousreply 60April 11, 2019 10:54 PM

Most of the guys in Our Guys: Outrage in Glen Ridge. I guess it's not fictional but most of the actors are all pretty sexy. Brendan Fehr stands out. It's on youtube.

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by Anonymousreply 61April 11, 2019 11:05 PM

Timothy Granaderos in 13 Reasons Why gets me all hot and bothered, just no mops please!

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by Anonymousreply 62April 12, 2019 12:14 AM

Good God, that pic at r61! It looks like a wacky Ryan Murphy WB comedy.

by Anonymousreply 63April 12, 2019 1:22 AM

It looks like an American Pie poster without the pie.

by Anonymousreply 64April 12, 2019 1:27 AM

Kiefer Sutherland as Ace in Stand By Me. He absolutely terrified me as a kid, he really was a crazy guy, but I couldn't help wanting to kiss him. I felt weird about that.

And then I saw him in The Lost Boys a few years later and wanted to do more than kiss him! Another bullyish character but hot.

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by Anonymousreply 65April 12, 2019 2:14 AM

Most of the guys in Our Gang were hot, but here's a couple of bullies named Butch and Woim.

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by Anonymousreply 66April 12, 2019 3:48 AM

In "The Breakfast Club," Andrew (Emilio Estevez) is also a bully. He was in weekend detention for taping another boy's buttcheeks together.

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by Anonymousreply 67April 12, 2019 6:25 AM

F/F the pedo at r66.

by Anonymousreply 68April 12, 2019 6:57 AM

Michael Jackson posting @ r66.

by Anonymousreply 69April 12, 2019 6:57 AM

When I was like 9, Reese from ‘Malcolm in the Middle’. He turned out more sympathetic later on in the series so it became less weird to like him as a character. He got a lot of funny lines too.

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by Anonymousreply 70April 12, 2019 1:48 PM

Aww, I meant I liked them when I was a kid, R68 and R69. I was reminded by R61 "Our Guys." Not a pedo. Feelings hurt.

by Anonymousreply 71April 12, 2019 2:39 PM

R71 Clarification noted!

Every movie I saw William Zabka's bully smug face in, I wanted him.

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by Anonymousreply 72April 12, 2019 3:23 PM

Wes Hightower from Urban Cowboy.

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by Anonymousreply 73April 12, 2019 3:32 PM

^^he won my heart by beating the crap out of Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 74April 12, 2019 3:34 PM

Stash - Slaves of New York

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by Anonymousreply 75April 12, 2019 3:41 PM

A trio of bullies from the movie Young Torless : Reiting , Beineberg and Toerless. It's an interesting movie because you witness events from the perspective of the bullies so as a viewer you become complicit. Also, the bullies go unpunished and emerge triumphant in the end. As such the novel The Confusions of Young Toerless predicts the successful rise of Fascism.

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by Anonymousreply 76April 12, 2019 6:06 PM

R76-- Young Torless! Wow. One of my favorite books of all time -- I did not know there was a movie. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 77April 12, 2019 7:50 PM

OP, I kinda sorta get what you're talking about, but we have different definitions of bullying.

by Anonymousreply 78April 12, 2019 8:17 PM

R72 Zabka is still a smokeshow nearly 35 years later. Dude aged beautifully, must be all the martial arts.

And he's still playing Johnny Lawrence, though in COBRA KAI that character is a reformed bully and more a Chaotic Gray/Neutral protag as compared with the brutish hench he used to be in the original KARATE KID movie.

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by Anonymousreply 79April 12, 2019 9:21 PM

R77 Criterion has an excellent edition of Young Torless with interesting added features.

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by Anonymousreply 80April 13, 2019 2:37 AM

Bradley Cooper in "Wedding Crashers"

by Anonymousreply 81April 13, 2019 2:41 AM

I have a friend who looked in college like William Zabka. He is thus handsome (and blond), but he said both menn and women in college tried to pick him up specifically because he looked like William Zabka, and they fantasized fucking his bully characters via my friend.

by Anonymousreply 82April 13, 2019 3:37 AM

Timmy played a bully in Men, Women and Children, although most of his scenes ended up on the cutting room floor. Some may find it satisfying to see Ansel Elgort beat his face to a pulp, but I for one enjoy seeing him all jocked up in a football uniform.

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by Anonymousreply 83April 15, 2019 4:16 AM

He's too scrawny for a football uniform. He can only play the kicker.

by Anonymousreply 84April 15, 2019 10:06 AM

Clancy Brown as Gus in Pet Sematary 2. He's older than a typical bully, but still an asshole.

I thought he was hot when I saw this as a teen.

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by Anonymousreply 85April 15, 2019 2:19 PM

Does Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs count?

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by Anonymousreply 86April 15, 2019 4:10 PM

Dolph Starbeam of THE SIMPSONS was cute.

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by Anonymousreply 87May 12, 2019 11:21 PM

Best fetish thread ever. And 87 replies. Tapped into something.

by Anonymousreply 88May 12, 2019 11:44 PM

Marky Mark in that one where hes crazy but sooooo hot!

by Anonymousreply 89May 12, 2019 11:56 PM

[quote] Marky Mark in that one where hes crazy but sooooo hot!

You mean, his life??

by Anonymousreply 90May 13, 2019 12:16 AM

As R50 Matt Dillon in Bodygard. As well as a complicit who looked like Zabka but wasn't him.

I thought so a young teenager. Nowadays they loomabit young for the adult I am.

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by Anonymousreply 91May 13, 2019 12:36 AM

this pic is better.

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by Anonymousreply 92May 13, 2019 12:38 AM

Mmm. Matt.

by Anonymousreply 93May 13, 2019 3:43 AM

Does R70 know his crush is gay IRL?

Well, not Reese (though it was implied in the last seasons of ‘Malcolm’) but Justin.

by Anonymousreply 94May 13, 2019 9:30 AM

Sniff my farts faggot then we’ll see how hungry you are for my shit.

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by Anonymousreply 95May 13, 2019 10:06 AM

R17/R79 speaking of COBRA KAI, Johnny Lawrence’s student Hawk has become both a bully and kind of a hottie in Season 2..

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by Anonymousreply 96May 14, 2019 12:54 PM

R32 it wasn't just the bullies in the Ducks movies. At least three or four of the young protags on the main Junior/Varsity teams looked like attractive College-grads, thanks to Dawson Casting (i.e. casting highschoolers to play middleschoolers, College juniors to play highschoolers).. Same with the extras.

To quote D2, in reference to a young Aaron Lohr: "*that's* a teenager?"

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by Anonymousreply 97October 11, 2019 7:41 PM

NicholaS Hammond (sp?) in It!

by Anonymousreply 98October 11, 2019 9:23 PM

[quote]And I know instinctively associate the name "Caleb" with a charismatic, elitist manipulator.

My name's Caleb and I take that as a high compliment, considering it's usually associated with backwoods trailer trash.

by Anonymousreply 99October 11, 2019 10:39 PM

Zabka is hotter now. He's a real hot daddy

by Anonymousreply 100October 11, 2019 11:25 PM

R89: Fear?

by Anonymousreply 101October 12, 2019 12:26 AM

James Marsden’s bullying older brother character in SEX DRIVE. The way he describes an erect cock is.....wow.

Bonus pt.: turns out his vocal homophobia is a smokescreen for his own sexuality, and he comes out as gay at the end.

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by Anonymousreply 102December 30, 2019 9:07 AM

Noel fisher from shameless

by Anonymousreply 103December 30, 2019 10:21 AM

This guy from Three O'Clock High

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by Anonymousreply 104December 30, 2019 10:50 AM

Not so much a traditional Bully like the 70s/80s afterschool classics, but a jerk jock nonetheless - The Miz of WWE wrestling.

The things his Heelish character says and does make him easy to hate. But he’s so hot, and such a nice actor in the real life.

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by Anonymousreply 105December 30, 2019 7:17 PM

Ben Affleck as Fred O’Bannion in DAZED AND CONFUSED. Not as smart or as delightfully camp as Parker Posey’s Darla Marks, but still a piece of work.

Bannion even came complete with a Twink-paddling bat of his own design. What more could a gayling ask for?

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by Anonymousreply 106December 31, 2019 12:12 PM

Violent laddette Sam Puckett (played by Jennette McCurdy) in iCARLY is cute.

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by Anonymousreply 107August 24, 2020 12:21 AM

Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.

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by Anonymousreply 108August 24, 2020 12:40 AM

Jamie Lannister in Game of Thrones, he was the subject of many threads here, and he is hotter than hell but he shoved a kid out of a tower window, that makes you King of the Bullies.

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by Anonymousreply 109August 24, 2020 12:53 AM

Surprised that none of you depraved so-and-sos earmarked the shooters in ELEPHANT, yet. You’re making me proud.

by Anonymousreply 110August 24, 2020 1:11 PM

Stephanie McMahon.

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by Anonymousreply 111September 3, 2020 9:00 PM
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