He just caught me in a vice-like grip and I couldn't get away, and lo and behold, butt in my face, he farted. Then, he bent down and whispered in my ear, '"I love you"
I am so happy
My Boyfriend always farts on my face
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 11, 2021 8:16 PM |
When you split up send him my way, he sounds hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 10, 2019 7:39 AM |
Infantile, adolescent behaviour: keep up the good work boys.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 10, 2019 7:42 AM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 10, 2019 7:46 AM |
bump
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 11, 2019 6:16 AM |
Go back to this vid you scat troll
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 11, 2019 6:21 AM |
Is this the OP who thought putting his boyfriend's pan in the dishwasher was a great act of love too?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 11, 2019 6:23 AM |
A bit of a game-changer when you wake up with a turd on your chest, trust me.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 11, 2019 7:07 AM |
this is both my worst nightmare and deepest fantasy at the same time.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 11, 2019 7:18 AM |
When Muriel's away, the Scat Troll will spray!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 11, 2019 7:19 AM |
He sounds so uncouth. A sophisticated gentleman would give his lover the gift of a "buttercup," created by farting into one's cupped hand, trapping it in a fist, and then clapping it over the recipient's nose.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 11, 2019 11:02 AM |
I didn't realize Mike Pence posted on DL
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 11, 2019 11:16 AM |
After 40, OP, it's never just gas. So get this out of your system now. It's not a forever thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 11, 2019 11:39 AM |
You are both disgusting.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 11, 2019 11:48 AM |
OP = Mayor Pete
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 11, 2019 11:57 AM |
OP is the scat troll and isn't even trying at this point
zzzz/10
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 11, 2019 11:59 AM |
Don’t be discouraged. At least he doesn’t shit on you, yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 11, 2019 12:00 PM |
OP = NPH
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 11, 2019 12:46 PM |
Sounds like a real gas 💨
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 11, 2019 12:48 PM |
This too shall pass.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 11, 2019 1:52 PM |
Very disrespectful behavior
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 11, 2019 3:25 PM |
In 35 years, my boyfriend and I have never broken wind in front of each other. I would be horrified.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 11, 2019 3:51 PM |
Straight guys have 0 hang ups about this. They fart in front of other people all the time. It'sike sneezing to them.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 11, 2019 3:59 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 11, 2019 4:12 PM |
True R33. My nephews fart like they blink.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 11, 2019 10:41 PM |
Hawt
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 26, 2021 3:27 AM |
Yum
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 2, 2021 3:46 AM |
That’s what you get for dating an 8 year old, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 2, 2021 4:42 AM |
Yum
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 6, 2021 10:33 PM |
Yuck
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 11, 2021 8:16 PM |