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What's St. Olaf, MN like?

I may get transferred.

by Anonymousreply 70April 20, 2019 3:28 AM

It’s a nice town full of nice people. I hope you like snow. It’s not that far from the Twin Cities.

by Anonymousreply 1April 9, 2019 3:09 AM

St Olaf township with a population of under 500 people? Or St Olaf College in Northfield?

by Anonymousreply 2April 9, 2019 3:13 AM

Fritz Stickelmeyer was transferred to St. Olaf too. Just sayin. You must be trying to outrun your past too.

by Anonymousreply 3April 9, 2019 3:20 AM

Be sure to stop by and say hi to the Toppelkoffer triplets

by Anonymousreply 4April 9, 2019 3:27 AM

Its where I went to Ho School.

by Anonymousreply 5April 9, 2019 3:27 AM

Ah, Rose, your spelling is really coming along. And your name, you've really gotten better at it.

by Anonymousreply 6April 9, 2019 3:29 AM

Steer clear of Gunilla Olfsdotter

by Anonymousreply 7April 9, 2019 3:30 AM

Be sure to say hello to Yumping Yiminy, and the moose who raised him and put him through medical school.

by Anonymousreply 8April 9, 2019 3:32 AM

Yah you betcha

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by Anonymousreply 9April 9, 2019 3:32 AM

Well, it's no St. Judas, Noo Yawk, but . . .

by Anonymousreply 10April 9, 2019 3:34 AM

It’s a cold, frozen hell.

by Anonymousreply 11April 9, 2019 3:34 AM

It's the cradle of idiocy, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 12April 9, 2019 3:36 AM

R10: It's certainly no Tyler's Landing, that's for sure.

R12: But they do have a hell of a statue collection there.

by Anonymousreply 13April 9, 2019 3:37 AM

Just make sure you have a hand carved spigot to tap a maple tree, in case you get lost in the woods, carrying a stack of pancakes.

by Anonymousreply 14April 9, 2019 3:54 AM

It's a lot like Lake Wobegon.

by Anonymousreply 15April 9, 2019 4:04 AM

Be sure you visit the Herring Circus (it's like Sea World, only smaller). It's right off Mrs. Olsen Square.

by Anonymousreply 16April 9, 2019 5:03 AM

I heard the Monopoly knock-off, Gugenspritzer, is based on the town of St. Olaf.

by Anonymousreply 17April 10, 2019 6:38 AM

Don’t forget to visit the Children’s Cheese Museum.

by Anonymousreply 18April 10, 2019 8:50 AM

[quote]Be sure you visit the Herring Circus (it's like Sea World, only smaller).

VISIT it? I think OP is their new ringmaster!

by Anonymousreply 19April 10, 2019 10:09 PM

We were put on the map after Hollywood used our wedding march song for the Laurel & Hardy movies.

by Anonymousreply 20April 10, 2019 10:14 PM

Don’t miss the day when everyone is dressed as sandwishes. Don’t forget the cheese!

by Anonymousreply 21April 10, 2019 10:38 PM

In St. Olaf, they think Freud is a way to prepare chicken!

by Anonymousreply 22April 11, 2019 3:32 AM

They were the pioneers in the Bovine Suffrage movement.

by Anonymousreply 23April 11, 2019 3:41 AM

Find some locals and ask them to play Ooogle and Flooge, It's an adult version of Hide and Seek.

by Anonymousreply 24April 11, 2019 5:00 AM

They have a college there.

by Anonymousreply 25April 11, 2019 9:07 AM

Mean old lady Hickenlooper will stand on her head and wave.

by Anonymousreply 26April 11, 2019 9:49 AM

Wow. Your company really hates you.

by Anonymousreply 27April 11, 2019 10:29 AM

Maybe the St. Olaf Repertory Company will put on a production of [italic]Hey Hey, That’s My Tractor![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 28April 11, 2019 11:58 AM

Emma Emmahoffer has a skeleton in her closet - Mr. Emmahoffer.

by Anonymousreply 29April 11, 2019 12:03 PM

Remember that time Rose Nylund choked at her high school graduation speach?

by Anonymousreply 30April 11, 2019 7:09 PM

The fast paced town of Tyler's Landing isn't too far away if you need some culture.

by Anonymousreply 31April 12, 2019 11:38 PM

You’ll love commuting to work.

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by Anonymousreply 32April 12, 2019 11:49 PM

[quote]Be sure you visit the Herring Circus (it's like Sea World, only smaller)

Oh THAT Herring Circus!

by Anonymousreply 33April 12, 2019 11:58 PM

OP I hope for your sake it rains. You definitely do not want a drought while you’re there.

by Anonymousreply 34April 12, 2019 11:59 PM

I you visit Cousin Ingmar, remember not to park under their tree.

by Anonymousreply 35April 13, 2019 12:08 AM

It's not a real place.

by Anonymousreply 36April 13, 2019 12:09 AM

*smacks r36 on the head with a newspaper*

by Anonymousreply 37April 13, 2019 12:14 AM

r36: Blow it out your tubenburbles!

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by Anonymousreply 38April 13, 2019 3:05 AM

Actually there *is* a real St. Olaf, MN!

Population 332 as of the 2000 census.

"The racial makeup of the township was 96.69% White, 1.51% Native American, 0.30% Asian, and 1.51% from two or more races."

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by Anonymousreply 39April 13, 2019 3:32 AM

It's where Frosty the Snowman goes in the summer to work on his tan lines.

by Anonymousreply 40April 13, 2019 3:38 AM

Wikipedia failed to mention the only Eskimo family living in St. Olaf. Their house melted and saved the town during a drought one year.

by Anonymousreply 41April 13, 2019 3:40 AM

Uncle what’s his name will play Getting To Know You through the hole in his windpipe to welcome you.

by Anonymousreply 42April 13, 2019 1:52 PM

It can’t be 96% white. That’s almost half the town.

by Anonymousreply 43April 13, 2019 2:13 PM

How far is the commute to St. Gustav?

by Anonymousreply 44April 13, 2019 2:17 PM

St. Olaf college is near Northfield (I think) which is a somewhat charming average smaller town in middle America, Minnesota. It’s the outer suburbs and full of families. Mostly white, kind of bland.. it is on a river. The winters here are depressing, and last forever. There’s also a lot of racial tension lately as we have a high Somali population.

by Anonymousreply 45April 13, 2019 2:32 PM

But we're not talking about St. Olaf COLLEGE, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 46April 13, 2019 2:34 PM

Now a Somali ghetto, OP.

by Anonymousreply 47April 13, 2019 2:34 PM

OP, don’t go!

They’ll want to sacrifice you as the town’s dumbest virgin.

by Anonymousreply 48April 13, 2019 2:36 PM

Why OP- is there a prison there?

by Anonymousreply 49April 13, 2019 2:39 PM

Lutefisk is the official food of St. Olaf. The cod fish is the official animal.

They have a Lutefisk celebration every year, but only the locals go. They don't want to be pushy by advertising it.

by Anonymousreply 50April 13, 2019 2:49 PM

Be careful about ordering macaroni and cheese. You might end up in a fight about whether it should rightly be called cheese and macaroni.

by Anonymousreply 51April 13, 2019 2:51 PM

It's probably full of blondes, if that's your type.

by Anonymousreply 52April 13, 2019 2:55 PM

[quote]Now a Somali ghetto

The neo-libs saw a quiet and peaceful little town and decided they were going to fix that.

by Anonymousreply 53April 13, 2019 3:09 PM

Be sure to stop by Emma Immerhoffer‘s soup kitchen and have their Flugel Kaka. It’s to die for.

by Anonymousreply 54April 13, 2019 4:59 PM

Introduce yourself to Ben, Len & Sven. They judge the St. Olaf Woman of the Year contest. And yell out and say Hi to Inga when you pass her house.

by Anonymousreply 55April 13, 2019 5:04 PM

r47 - that's in St. Paul not St. Olaf

by Anonymousreply 56April 13, 2019 6:14 PM

Okay. Picture it. St. Olaf, Minn. It was the day of the Marshmellow vs Mayonaise Competition....

by Anonymousreply 57April 13, 2019 9:01 PM

Good place for children because in school they teach everything in one day!

by Anonymousreply 58April 13, 2019 9:06 PM

Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to St Olaf to have portraits done. One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house.

Inside was a beautiful woman, who asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request of Ole. The woman said money was no object. She was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus.

In a few minutes, he returned and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes."

Uff da!

by Anonymousreply 59April 14, 2019 3:56 AM

A boyfriend I had went there. He wrestled for them. I found the kids that went to school there to be pretentious midwestern snobby snob snobs - they really think they are at a kind of Harvard. Later I had a different boyfriend who actually did go to Harvard and I lived with him in Cambridge - I actually found real Harvard students and this includes graduate students, and MIT, and Boston College and Tuffs students to all be more down to earth then those miserable frozen snobs at St. Olaf. The people in Boston generally seemed more balanced about things, maybe living in a City helped. St Olaf is isolated. Miserable winter cold. Lots of kids up from Illinois North Shore communities, that couldn't get into the Ivy leagues.

by Anonymousreply 60April 14, 2019 4:31 AM

Living in Minnesota I know a lot of St. Olaf College grads. I don't find them snobby at all. Pretty liberal college

by Anonymousreply 61April 14, 2019 4:53 AM

OP, will you or your partner enter the Butter Queen competition?

I hear it can get pretty brutal.

by Anonymousreply 62April 14, 2019 11:18 AM

Our prize chicken, Tulip, won the Miss St. Olaf Poultry Queen contest, then we roasted her and served her with a side of Frugen Glatzen and Peas. SHE WAS DELICIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 63April 14, 2019 5:50 PM

r62, I heard one year there was "churn tampering" involved.

by Anonymousreply 64April 15, 2019 3:27 AM

I have bitter butter memories.

by Anonymousreply 65April 15, 2019 10:35 AM

The poster babbling about St. Olaf College in Northfield needs to stay in school and work on reading comprehension.

This thread is about the TOWN of St. Olaf, MN, which is more than 200 miles away from this supposed "Somali ghetto" of Northfield.

by Anonymousreply 66April 16, 2019 2:12 PM

Be sure to visit the St. Olaf library, and view the collection - all three books. Special shoutout to Gretchen Lillehammer who won St Olaf Woman of the Year (1987) for saving those books.

by Anonymousreply 67April 16, 2019 3:03 PM

And if you're ever a Jeopardy contestant, you'll want to know who was student council president at St. Olaf High from '45-'47.

by Anonymousreply 68April 16, 2019 7:50 PM

I got the hell outta there.

by Anonymousreply 69April 17, 2019 2:53 PM

The trains all leave 15 minutes early.

by Anonymousreply 70April 20, 2019 3:28 AM
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