Rachael Ray is FAT!!

She's challenging Chrissy Metz.

She’s short and 5 lbs on a short person makes a much bigger difference than 5 lbs on a tall person.

She’s Italian.

Too much EVOO.

She isn’t working at being healthy. She has given up.

Have you seen how this woman cooks? Of course she weighs 300 lbs.

Is her husband still fucking around on her at s&m clubs?

No one has a fatter ass that I do!

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She made something vomitous on Seth Meyers the other day.

What is it with these fat Italian fraus, R8? Is that why their husbands go looking for dicks or do their husbands like them 'curvy?'

Anti inflammatory meds.

This might have something to do with it.

r7 I love Alex 'Big Butt' Guarnaschelli. She has an Iron Chef ass.

She can't stop herself.

I bet she likes Italian pastries.

Mombod

"Italian" pastries

Alex's husband has BDF.

Uhhh, her husband looks like he smells cookies, R18. Which would make sense because I always thought Alex was a big fat lez!

Love me some Alex, she can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned. Ray on the other hand...

Rachaelzilla

She's evoolved.

I think she smokes, too. That’s a bad combination health wise.

If she smokes, wouldn't she be skinnier?

Her show should have been named 30 POUND Meals

R24 It’s possible that she quit and then subsequently put on weight. It’s easy to do that.

She gives a mean handjob though

Supposedly she quit smoking years ago but I don't know if that's true. It was around the time she had some problems with her voice that caused her to postpone shows, if I recall.

Rachael's husband

She's revived "30-Minute Meals" with some new episodes on Food Network. Kind of surprised me -- I thought she was too "big" (no--not that way!) for that these days.

She eats a lot, cooks with fattening ingredients, and doesn’t exercise.

Her hubby must be gay

She looks like she ate Valerie Bertinelli in that photo.

Her husband looks like a QUEEN.

I used to really like her 30 Minute Meals show. She was obnoxious a bit but not as annoying as she is now. She seems mean now too.

I was waiting to have my new gas range installed and happened to click through Rachael Ray looking for something to watch. I was stunned when I saw her!

She doesn't burn any calories in the bedroom, sadly.

Co-Presenter and DL Fave Tommy DiDario should take her in hand, and make over her diet, exercise program, and lifestyle choices in his healthy, muscly, and plant-based image.

R33 and Linda Ronstadt.

She is a chief. How many skinny chiefs have you seen? Would you ever want to eat food cooked by someone looks like she wants to make a fur coat out of your dalmatian?

SKINNY CHIEFS

^^ LOL!

This is why I am taking over her show. I will teach her how to pose her fat away.

I'm never too busy to inspire people to be best.

This is what hapens when you base your cuisine around variations on Buffalo Chicken Wings.

Buffalo Chicken Pasta; Buffalo Chicken Sammie; Buffalo Chicken Hamburger; Buffalo Chicken Baked Ziti; Buffalo Chicken Skillet Dinner; etc.

[quote]She's Italian.

Wrong, she's only half Italian. Ray is not an Italian last name. Her mom is Sicilian and her dad is French, Scottish, and Welsh.

"Rachael Domenica Ray was born in Glens Falls, New York, the daughter of Elsa Providenza Scuderi and James Claude Ray. Her mother's ancestry is Sicilian and her father's is French, Scottish, and Welsh."

Rachel is fat because her recipes are not healthy or low fat. She's always using tons of cheese and other fattening ingredients. She uses lots of ingredients from cartons and cans too. Fast cooking doesn't always translate to low fat or healthy.

If she's in menopause, that's another reason she cannot keep her weight down.

The Sicilian genes always dominate.

I get the vibe she's depressed, and antidepressants will fat you right the fuck up.

r45 Fat doesn't make you fat. That has been debunked to death. Fat with CARBS will, however. She might be on prednisone. she kind of has that prednisone moon face.

Her voice is so raspy and deep. Is she auditioning for the Oakridge Boys?

She is short and that doesn’t help. Even when she first came on the scene, she was “curvy”. It was inevitable. You can tell just by looking at her.

Which cooking bitch is actually thin? Giada? Nigella is curvaceous but not fat. I don’t know any others.

R47= Ina Garten with a muffin in her gullet.

Alex Gurnafatass is ugly. And FAT. And ugly.

R45 is right.

Sorry, was just musing and realized that spandex is another reason everyone is so fat now. Back in the day, what did fat women wear? Cotton doesn’t stretch, and plus-size stores didn’t exist, so if you started to put on weight, what were you gonna wear? Run out to the GAP and get some XL yoga pants? No. You’d be mighty uncomfortable in your cotton shirtwaist dress. Ugh. And you’d have to make another.

It's funny when I was younger my best friend had a serious crush on a cute Italian girl. We're at her house one day and there's a photo above the entry way to the dining room and it's the spitting image of the girl. We asked was it her - no it was her mother. Looking at her 40+ mother I later told my friend hit that one and quit. The mother looked horrendous at 40.

Turns out he did have the opportunity when I got married - she was the ex-wifes friend. The wedding - still to this day known as legendary - as in my friend with the crush was my best man, the girl he wanted was one of the bridesmaids. They spent the night together even though both were married to other people at the time. And we paired the ex-wifes cousin who we nicknamed Boom-Boom - with a friend of mine who had a serious infantile bias. Another friend of mine had a thing for older women - and he bagged my MIL that night. You cannot imagine the astonishment when I tell this story. It was a night of carnal excess.

Giada takes one luscious, sensuous bite for the camera, spits it out off-camera, and bins the rest. She also dishes up Supermodel portions for the camera.

Raitch needs to take a leaf out of Giada's eating-disordered book.

For her suburban middle-class frau audience (like R39), the fact that she's fat just means that she's a good cook and likes to eat. They don't judge fat people because they see so many of them. (I think this is also one reason why Ina Garten is popular and Giada is not. They don't trust Giada because she's not fat.)

She doesn't eat her own food, guys. She has people cook for her.

[quote][R45] Fat doesn't make you fat. That has been debunked to death. Fat with CARBS will, however. She might be on prednisone. she kind of has that prednisone moon face.

OK, I don't believe that either. Most fats aren't healthy. Not the kinds of fats in most of the US diet. Sure we need a healthy balance of fats, carbs and preteens, I know all that.

Why don't you try eating fattening foods everyday, then get back to this thread. Eat cheese, sour cream, in your coffee use half & half heavy cream instead of low fat milk, eat a pint of ice cream every day etc. I am not talking about using healthy fats such as olive oil to cook, I'm talking about the crap oils added to most processed foods and the kind of garbage Rachel cooks on her show.

Of course, Rachel's recipes also contain tons of carbs! She's fat because she eats high calorie crap! If she ever cooks vegetables, they are dripping in oil or cheese.

Give me a fucking break.

Preteens, LOOOL...I meant PROTEINS!

[quote] She doesn't eat her own food, guys. She has people cook for her.

Cook what for her? Depp-fried oreos and twinkies?

[quote]Sure we need a healthy balance of fats, carbs and preteens

Shocking admission, R57.

DEEP-fried!

Who knows if it's healthy food or not, but come on, you know she doesn't have her own show(s) and do book tours while making her own "30 minute meals." No celebrity cooks do.

glutton..........Gultton..................GLUT...TON!

[quote]Shocking admission, [R57].

You're a fucking idiot and a troll. You know damn well, Rachel looks fat because she eats garbage. If she doesn't have an under active thyroid or a hormonal condition, she's fat because she eats too much crap. That's LOGIC, try it sometime.

End of discussion.

Her husband has maintained his weight, how come she can't?

R65, see R32.

Her gay hubby is on a low-carb, all-protein CUM diet. Yummers, indeed!

Didn't she lock her aunt out in sub zero temps killing her?

She wants to surpass Jeff Mauro in the fat department.

"...she's fat because she eats too much..."

Fixed that for ya. Too much healthy food will also make you fat.

Consider this, from Last Week Tonight...

So is Sunny Anderson. This whole network is crack for obese middle aged women.

Somebody please start a GoFundMe to get this woman a Lap Band surgery.

Oh wait, she already has millions!

Nom nom nom, bitches

She was always destined to be a curvy frau.

Actually I don't think she is currently fat. She has a new 30 Minute Meals cooking show on FN, 7 days a week, 12 pm. She is normal weight on these shows. Of course I have no idea how long ago they were filmed but they are new shows, not reruns of her old show. What I can't stand is now every other word out of her mouth is "Glorious" or she gets all throaty and in a deep voice like the demon that possessed Reagan in the Exorcist she calls the food "sexy." Really gross.

Jeff Mauro lost a ton of weight long ago and he's really fit now.

Some of you people remind me of Joan Rivers still telling Liz Taylor fat jokes decades after Liz lost the weight. Reality check from some of you fat people haters.

She looks like Shrek at OP.

So fatphobia is OK but homophobia is wrong?

These "chiefs" should all be tried in Lyon for crimes contre la gastronomie.

I wanna hear more about the pre-teens I need in my diet.

I work with some straight guys who love her curves and can’t get enough of her on TV.

Never trust a skinny cook.

[quote]Rachael Domenica Ray

Her middle name is SUNDAY?

Sandra Lee (if you can call her a cook) and Katie Lee (no relation) are both thin.

Sheezahawg!

Sandra Lee is not a chef, R85! Yikes.

she needs new lip gloss

So is she skinny now?

She’s been spending too much time in the kitchen with David.

I also wonder what ever happened after her aunt locked her self out and froze to death outside of Rach's house while house sitting for her. The aunt's kids were pissed Rach didn't come to the funeral because she had a show to tape and were blabbing to the tabloids. Wonder if Rach ever made amends or paid for the funeral or sent them some of her kitchen wares from QVC or HSN or wherever. I actually have some silicone suctions lids from her collection that I use quite often, fit all my bowls and create a nice seal for fridge storage, no messing with cling wrap or aluminum foil

How weird, the only connection I have with her is that I used to watch her show with my father every day about 9 years ago as he was dying of cancer. I never thought about her since then until today when an icon about her show popped up on my youtube for some reason. My first thought was, wow, she got fat, my second was that she does not look happy. I wish her well. She is going through something.

R92, that really happened with her aunt?

She looks like she has chili sauce on her chin

R93 means R91.

You are welcome, R93 R92

Jeff Mauro looks great after losing the weight.

The aunt was house sitting for her sister, Rachael’s mother.

r93

Yes it's happened.

Jeff is hot AF now. Works out like a demon.

Between Rachel, Alex G. and Sunny Anderson, which female celebrity chef has the largest ass?

Giada is foul.

Is the Ray Family Neapolitan? They certainly sound it from those articles.

Rachael is half-Italian and half Cajun...what a fucking mix.

LOL, r102, I'm Neapolitan and thought the same thing. Oh the freak show stories I could tell of my childhood, especially the funerals, omg the funerals.

Does John swing with men?

There’s some story about her husband. Some kink he has. It’s boring so I forget. One of you guys should remember. Come on.

R100 - Alex for the win.

R104, could you start a thread? I’m always convinced my own family are the craziest of the crazy but I always feel a bit better when I hear that I’m not alone.

I think she drinks a lot.

She said she went to the gym 6 days a week. Imagine if she didn't.

Giada is so bulimic, I can smell the vomit on her breath through the TV. She did fuck Bobby Flay, though, so she’s not all bad.

When visiting my folks a couple of days ago, my 75 year old mom even mentioned out of nowhere that RR got fat.

What is Sandra Lee? Some sorry alcoholic Frau who never became popular with gays? WEHT Her? I should make a thread on this

She’s still thinner than the average DL’er.

Italian women are not known for keeping slim figure past middle age. Same is true of Russian, Mexican, and Puerto Rican women. They will blame being fat on having kids or slowing metabolism. There are some cultures where it's frowned upon for women to let themselves go like this. My Singaporean cousins remarked how American men must like fat women because they can't believe some women can be obese and still be married or have boyfriends.

She looks gassy

[quote]There’s some story about her husband. Some kink he has. It’s boring so I forget. One of you guys should remember. Come on.

He hired hookers to spit on him and grind their feet in his face. I think he liked to be pissed on too.

r113 Sandra is currently the First Concubine of the Great State of New York.

Holy shit R118 wow she's moving on up! I wonder what kind of cocktails and strange holiday cakes shes making now!

....oh look y'all...all that gooey butter justa drippin' off the sides y'all....

Jesus Christ she’s a globe. She’s enormous.

She’s said “fuck everything.” Doesn’t she realize being a cute little thing was part of her charm?

R121 when was she a cute little thing?? When she was a fetus?

The interweb has stories about an Italian Chef from a highly-visible family in the film industry being a naughty girl. It seems this Chef like the BBC during her marriage, allegedly (cough-cough); hence the divorce and the spouse's getting P-A-I-D so much that they can now do nothing but surf cool, tasty waves for the rest of their life.

r109 same

r111 definitely!!!!!!!!

She likes food and is short.

Some of the food on her show looks damn good though. But I swear she does pasta and meatballs every week. I believe she's hardworking and loves doing what she does on top of making tons of money. Her big ass smile and laugh do seem ungenuine at times.

She was cute back in the day.

Yum-o

And she coukd budget.

I think everyone is missing a very important link for Rachel's obesity...OPRAH WINFREY! I mean wasn't Big O her mentor?

And I saw Alex G in Santa Monica at Tender Greens. She is very short and fat but the surprising thing is she has horribly kinky hair. She must spends hours in hair and make up getting her hair straightened. Another one with really bad hair is Debra Messing. Saw her years ago at the Virgin Megastore on Sunset.

4000 calories a day with Rachael Ray

She's the type of girl straight guys would say gives good BJs

She looks like Kelly Clarkson

Hilarious... He was on her show after this.

She needs some salads. Without the cheese and EVOO

She's got millions of dollars and a man. She can be a lardass if she wants!

[quote]If she's in menopause, that's another reason she cannot keep her weight down.

Bingo!

Living it. I gained almost 30 pounds -- like overnight.

Who is the old, fat woman?

People who eat ungodly amounts of food gain ungodly amounts of weight. People need to be accountable for their choices. Eat for the body you deserve.

R139 She's a fat Brooklyn guidette who used to stuff her face full of pasta on TV for money.

OINK!

OINK!

OINK!

[quote]>>Shocking admission, [[R57]].

[quote]You're a fucking idiot and a troll. You know damn well, Rachel looks fat because she eats garbage.

I was making fun of your "preteen" typo, idiot.

FATface

Does her pussy stink?

She keeps pit bulls as pets. Of course she's fat.

It smells like EVOO and marinara, R144

Wouldn't she be the most irritating person in your office? Always chattering and maniacally upbeat. Dithering about the money in the coffee contribution receptacle; remembering everyone's birthday. Her cube a menagerie of tchotckes, gewgaws, candy, plants, inspirational quotes and 'adorable' family pics.

Her weight is her business.

Half of y'all are fatter than her. I don't see posts about that!

She's grotesquely obese.

She eats her feelings, she has a husband who openly fucks whores.

I don't really understand her appeal- her recipes are ridiculous.

I don't watch her show, but I know who she is. I tuned in and glimpsed her for a minute and thought, "Jesus, she got huge!" She's so annoying, I really don't care about her "nutrish". Ugh.

She had her mother on one of her shows once. Lord have mercy I can't imagine growing up with that woman as a mother. The old broad acted as if someone on the staff had spat into her face before the filming started. Totally stone cold woman.

Rachael Ray admits she is not a chef. She has no degree or certificate in the culinary arts and to be called a chef you must have one.

Early in her TV career there was an report on a college loan scam in her past. I think she got the loan but never went to school, instead used the money on things she wanted. That report seems to have been completely washed from the internet now.

Never heard of her.

Her hubby is cute

This thread should have ended at R31: she's fat because she eats too much.

Fat Fat Fat!

Fat fat the water rat.

R82 yeah, right. Straight guys can’t get enough of Rachel Ray on television.

She's very jolly.

Is she friends with Chrissy Metz? They should be, then RR would look like the Darfur O.

I saw her on TV today and she's still FAT!!

Who sponsors her show? The food industry.

She's fat because she's 4 ft. 11". She'd have to nibble on lettuce all day to stay thin.

Quite a few jealous, bitter, self loathing queens here at DL. She's what America loves, and what a lot of heterosexual guys love. She's still decent looking and can cook up something decent for her man, something the sad DL queens will never have in their lives. In short, she's rich bitches!!!!

Always liked her more than Giada. And the killing of the aunt - I mean all joking aside, it's absurd for her cousin to castigate her for something she had nothing to do with. I wouldn't have gone to the funeral either.

R53 WTF are you talking about? I got the part about Italian women aging badly.....

R140 She's from upstate NYS and is half Italian.

Giada can cook much better food. Rachel makes frauen slop.

R167, I’m no fan of Rachael, either, but the aunt thing isn’t her fault n

How does a person freeze to death in a neighborhood. Why would the aunt not go to a neighbors house...how she could not break the window, I dont know..but walk next door for crissakes. My gram is 75 and she would not be that stupid. Mad dumb. Sorry.

Booze fat

R166 = bitter frau

Does she still smoke? I hear that she stinks of stale cigarettes and coffee.

I have always thought she was a lesbian. Maybe she's eating her feelings, instead of... you know.

Her husband sounds like a real prize...spending her money while engaging in his S&M escapades.

Confucius say, 'Never trust a thin chef.'

I think her baking twink Grant is adorable!

RR does have a very domineering personality. Her guests, or her assistants barely ever get a word in before she interrupts.

She can turn out a complete meal in thirty minutes. She’s the microwave of chefs.

Her recipes aren't really 30 minutes. On the show, it seems that she has a lot of her ingredients pre-chopped and already measured. That shit takes time, lol.

Rachael Ray and Mario Batali beat Giada and Bobby Flay on Iron Chef. Also, IMO, when I watched that episode of Iron Chef, I thought that Rachael Ray was better-looking than Giada. That was several years ago.

^ where's Giada's cleavage?

frau fest on this thread, go back to shoveling in the ben & jerrys, heifers.

^ yet who's the big cunt?

Giada has no tits. When one is anorexic, the first fat to go is from the hips and tits.

R185, you, frau

R185 needs a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos - NOW!

Years ago I made a tour of all the talk shows with a client and hands down RR had the best spread for guests I have ever seen. But you do gain weight just looking at her recipes. Yesterday FN emailed a recipe for breakfast burritos (bacon, sour cream etc) STUFFED with Tater Tots!

I'll never forget her peanut butter and jelly pancakes. Made them for my nephews and they loved them. I thought I was gonna be sick. She's got a shtick.

Rachael is terrible to her audience. The show is always overbooked and she isn't friendly.

She's an emotional eater, and clearly trying to market herself to white middle age unemployed women who sit on the couch all day watching show like hers.

R57: When the spouse got diagnosed with diabetes we did some research. First I'd read Gary Taubes "The Case Against Sugar" and that was damning enough evidence that sugar is a big baddie. But also processed carbs like wheat flour and pasta. Plus learned that sugar was added to mustard, mayo, ketchup etc. Plus watched a few M.D.'s and nutritionists who flat out said fats aren't bad.

So made a conscious choice to limit sugar and carbs. And don't you know both the spouse and I dropped 40 pounds in weight. This is while eating fruit, protein, fats etc. So your little nutritional screed won't do.

Iron Chef is reality TV.

r181 has obviously never seen a single episode of "30-Minute Meals."

Grant is such a cutie. Looks like he ran circles around RR today lol.

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Eating her feelings. Guess she realized that the things that were rumored about the creepy husband are true. Maybe he doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. I noticed that all the big name celebrities that do her show always recoil from the husband who thinks that he is a star in his own right.

Wow. Great minds think alike, r197. Also noticed that her best friend Monahan who does the make-overs and best new finds does the View regularly and is rarely on Rachel’s show anymore.

She named a sandwich after her hubby.

Da Cuz makes his own sammie with his fave MMF configuration!

r178, see r83.

Agree r196. I always enjoy the segments Grant is apart of. He's cute, but has one of those faces where I can't really tell how old he is.

Her arm/hand discoloration looked off today. what was up with that

Follow Grant on Instagram. He's a cutie.

Oh enough about Grant, more Rachael juice.

MOOOOOO!!!

I'm a caprese salad, AMA!

Grant was very prominently featured today! He deserves his own show!

Is she a drunk? She looks like l did when I was killing 2 bottles of wine (and myself) every night.

Good for her!.

I like her fat.

I like her drunk.

I just think she is YUMMO!

She's loud. I get uncomfortable around loud people. They draw too much attention.

20 extra pounds on a 5 ft frame = 60 extra pounds on a person 5’7”

Quit smoking = gain 10 lbs

Perimenopause = gain 10 lbs

If she’s trying any kind of fertility therapy = 10-20lbs

Corticosteroids for any type of autoimmune problem = 20 lbs

Some anti-depression medication = 10 lbs

Seems like she says "my husband, JEFF" a lot. Aww Grant is such a cute thing to watch.

She made these beef roll up things with cream cheese, onions and red peppers that looked gross on tv - but I made it and it was delicious. She had a greek salad dressing drizzled over it - I used ranch instead and it was so good!

So you make recipes that look gross on TV?

RR should try to lose weight. She would look better... plus it feels SOOOOOO good to be light!

[quote]Seems like she says "my husband, JEFF" a lot.

That's odd, since her husband's name is JOHN. I guess she doesn't say it enough if you couldn't even get that right.

Her new series of "30-Minute Meals" shows is SO different from the originals. She's really changed a LOT.

Maybe she should do a reboot of $40 a day - but instead of eating, she just walks around aimlessly by herself, then finishes the show with how she saved $40 that day.

She has no respect for herself. WHy doesn't she try dropping like 15 pounds?

She can’t be the white Oprah! That was MY schtick!

I see her on the new 30 minute meals and since she's thin on that I checked out her ABC daytime show figuring that must be what you people are talking about and she's thin there too. WTF? I'm not saying she's as thin as she was 20 years ago but if this is what some of you think of as fat you've got some kind of body disorder.

What's way worse is that she's seems to have gone senile since the first 30 MM. She repeats the same things on every show, calls everything glorious and sexy and jumps around like a child. At 50 something it's not pleasant to see.

She's quite boring and dumb.

I tuned out when she made fish stew with canned tuna.

[quote]Why don't you try eating fattening foods everyday, then get back to this thread. Eat cheese, sour cream, in your coffee use half & half heavy cream instead of low fat milk, eat a pint of ice cream every day etc.

I do all that except for the ice cream and I am not fat at all. And I am not young, was never the skinny eat all you want type either. Fat does not make you fat. Carbs and sugar on the other hand will.

R226, same.

DL Fave Lindsay Lohan was on her show today.

RR towered over the little Asian woman who folded the laundry. You don't ever see her being taller than people.

Did Rachael Ray eat Lindsay?

[quote] I checked out her ABC daytime show

Her daytime show is not on ABC--it's syndicated.

R229 rr is 4'11"

Her mac and cheese pizza was way too rich with the cream, parm cheese and three other cheeses. She put giant tomatoes on it and spinach. She added hot sauce all over it and called it yummo. I can't imagine the gastric nightmare it created.

Sounds like a new and even more ineffective form of bulemia, R223.

Is this bitch still fat?

Eats 5000 calories, drink daily, lives with a hobbit husband who does nothing while you work 34/7 for your empire.

Rachael Ray does not cook, she assembles. Before she got her start on the Food Network, she was pushing samples at the supermarket. She is about one step above Semi-Homeade I will give her that.

What the hell does her useless husband do all day??

Her husband is probably jacking off with all the leftover EVOO they couldn't sell.

Rachael always says that John is a great mixologist. But I guess he's actually a musician.

I was shocked to hear Rachael admit to being 50 on one of her new 30MM shows.

Can you imagine Rachael during sex with her husband? She's probably yelling out YUMMERS and delish. She probably drizzles EVOO on her husband's cock before giving him head.

Poor guy!

Rachel's husband has a law degree, whether or not he is a practicing lawyer, who knows.

Why bother when you can live off an extremely wealthy woman.

[quote] She probably drizzles EVOO on her husband's cock before giving him head.

I could have lived without that image in my head.

🍔 It's the 8oz burgers, with 4 slices of cheese, topped with French fried onions, 6 slices of bacon, slaw, and 🍟 a side of fries. That burger alone contains more calories than I consume in an entire month.

She eats the equivalent of an entire meal while she cooks. Totally grossed out watching her put her fingers in the food while she prepares it, licks her fingers, and put them right back into the food. And she runs those dirty finger thru her limp hair to wipe off the EVOO !

She cooks really, really fat.

And she claims to run five miles every day, and work out at the gym. I don't believe it.

And what in the hell is sriracha aioli ?

Her husband is a freak. He likes her to drizzle him with EVOO, sprinkle on the parmesano reggiano, and toss him like a salad.

Her spaghetti stuffed lobster was delish!

I've made her Smores Hot Fudge Sundae and it's too gooey.

I can take her or leave her. Can't stand her schtick on her nbc show involving either "forgetting" a utensil and screaming towards the back for someone to bring it, Jeanette toasting her buns because rach always burns them, shaving the garlic Pauly thin, saying she smells like a salami, and calling food sexy. Her 30 MM on the other hand is tolerable.

I've only made one dish she featured long ago on her nbc show, and that was a spring lamb Ragu. It was yummo and delish.

[quote] Can't stand her schtick on her nbc show involving either "forgetting" a utensil and screaming towards the back for someone to bring it, Jeanette toasting her buns because rach always burns them, shaving the garlic Pauly thin, saying she smells like a salami, and calling food sexy. Her 30 MM on the other hand is tolerable.

She doesn't have an "nbc show." Her daytime talk show is syndicated. See R231.

🙈 Her stylist should be fired for stuffing her in leather leggings and high heels. And those waist enhancing dresses..........

🙉 You can dress up a pig real purdy, even put jewelry on it, but in the end, it's still a fat pig that stinks of salami and garlic.

[quote]She doesn't have an "nbc show." Her daytime talk show is syndicated. See [R231]

In NYC, her syndicated show is on ABC, she's opposite "Hoda & Jenna", they're on NBC, 10AM in NYC.

Rachael seems to be syndicated on major networks, she's sure not on WOR or WPIX!

She's on our local CBS affiliate in PA.

Her creep little dwarf-husband stands 5'4". He is actually a lawyer who just happens to be the CEO of Rachael's company. In other words, he definitely lives off of his wife,and she probably picks up the tab for the hookers and S&M babes.

Oh yeah, he's a big rock star too, the band is appropriately called "Cringe."

There are very few daytime network shows. Beyond the soaps and the morning "news" programs (Today, GMA, that CBS thing), there's just the two CBS game shows, and The View and the Talk. All other daytime programming is either local or syndicated. Some shows are produced by networks and their subsidiaries (e.g., Kelly and Ryan is produced by ABC and is on their owned-and-operated stations) but it's not an ABC network show.

[quote]Her creep little dwarf-husband stands 5'4". He is actually a lawyer who just happens to be the CEO of Rachael's company. In other words, he definitely lives off of his wife,and she probably picks up the tab for the hookers and S&M babes.

Are the BSDM stories about him true? Think I first heard about them here. Guess while Racheal is working on her many jobs, he's off getting whipped and pissed on. He's quite unattractive. Repulsive actually.

Does Rachael whip and piss on him?

Does Cool Whip count?

Ina is my preferred fat chef.

Watched a few episodes of her new 30 min meal on youtube and its basically the same as her other show just without the audience clapping every 30 seconds. Interestingly they show the behind the scenes stuff that goes on during commercial break. She's a successful and busy gal that hams it up pretty convincingly so I give her that. Not much of a chef though.

Would you rather eat her ass or her cooking?

She cooks with a lot of butter and full fat cheese. I'm annoyed they're airing her show more on Food Network. Her voice and the way she speaks are irritating.

I don't hate her but sometimes I want to slap her in the face and say "calm down bitch"

She's so freaking LOUD! She's the fat kid who's always competing for attention.

I'll eat just about anyone's cooking, but there's no way I'd ever eat a chunk of her fat ass, no matter how hungry I am! What if she fell on me? She'd break every bone in my body.

She's losing it. She had Alec Baldwin on a week or so ago and she kept talking to the audience and not looking at him. He kept giving her the side-eye and you can tell he was thinking she was nuts.

[quote]Not much of a chef though.

She frequently states that she is a COOK, not a CHEF.

I find it remarkable that she's succeeded in the daytime talk show game when so many people that you'd think would be more qualified for that gig have failed:

Anderson Cooper

Harry Connick

Queen Latifah (twice!)

Megan Mullally

Carnie Wilson

Gabrielle Carteris

Tempestt Bledsoe

Martin Short

Caroline Rhea

Bonnie Hunt

Katie Couric

Bethenny Frankel

Kris Jenner

She successful because she has the Fat Frau League of Woman Who Eat standing behind her with their empty dinner plates that will surely be filled with pasta, and patties of beef, both toped with mass quantities of bacon and cheese.

Cant believe her husband is shorter than she is lol.

Judging by what she makes I could probably only make one of those meals a week. Which isn't a bad thing. Always allow a day for indulgence.

He's quite unattractive, he might belong in the Neanderthal thread!

When was she this thin?

She needs to cut down on the E.V.O.O. That's Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

Well, after a certain age, women get either too fat or too thin. It’s pretty difficult to maintain a very nice figure. We all know where THIS one’s going.

She may be a bit plump, but she still looks good for 50. The women who choose to stay thin as they age get the wrinkly saggy neck situation. Some fat is alright when you begin to age.

Her sloppy joe recipe is pretty good. I also made her turkey baked chimichangas. Decent. She does make some pretty good shit from time to time. She roasted broccoli with garlic, EVOO, steak seasoning and chili powder one time. I tried it and it was delicious.

Her husband's name is Little John Quasimodo, Jr.

She is the worst interviewer... so loud and stupid!

She was thin, but bottom heavy early on.

[quote]Well, after a certain age, women get either too fat or too thin. It’s pretty difficult to maintain a very nice figure.

Hmm, good point, I never noticed that before. With age all the woman I know over 50 are Umpalumps or Karen Carpenter. It' rare they just look height weight propitiation without a tilt to one extreme or the other. In Beverly Hills where I work, most of the rich woman are overly thin socialites AKA social X-Rays. The help tend to be on the plump side.

She’s always had a bug butt but she used to be thin. I think part of the weight gain is that she reportedly gave up smoking.

Remember this spread she did years ago for FHM magazine?

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*Big butt

Bitch please, I got you so beat.

^That's kinda scary.

Sauce or Gravy?

I'd rather see more of this on the Food Channel.

It's not menopause, it's bad eating and nutrition habits. Has she ever cooked anything that doesn't result in clogged arteries and elevated cholesterol? You can't eat half of what you're cooking before the food even makes it to the table. She's fat because she eats way too much high calorie and high fat foods. She's also a notorious booze hound. That's another great way to pack on the pounds.

Doesn't she understand the meaning of PORTION CONTROL?

When she stuffed a turkey with pizza rolls that was it for me....

Giada or whatever the hell her name is, looks like a bird. Never found her attractive at all. Imagine that face without makeup and styled hair!

A fine example and a valuable lesson for all hot bodies out there who point the finger at, and so easily pass judgement on all the fatties out there. Rachel used to be noticeably thinner. Then she ate too much, drank too much, and got fat. And dealing with that troll of a husband has taken it's toll.

The potential is there for all of us to turn into what we swore we never would. Never say never .............

I think Rachael is healthier than that twig Giada. I guarantee more straight guys would wanna fuck Rachael than Giada.

Sorry, she's no beauty. Rachael is actually cuter. There is so much going on here which is fake...the teeth, the fake boobs (which aren't on their usual display here). I wonder why she's never had a nose job, she needs to get that bird beak worked on.

She reminds me of Leelee Sobieski, except Leelee's nose isn't so ugly.

i'd gladly piss on her husband and rim out that hairy Italian ass, too. maybe he goes upstairs to the East Side Club gay baths after the CheckMate. His band sucks, they indeed did make me cringe with their wannabe U2 but sound like BonGiovi outdated rock sound.

Haven't watched her show in years. When the audience claps because you add garlic to a recipe, it's a sign that the end of civilization is near.

Sadly, r294 speaks the truth.