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Aging twinks

What are the rest of their lives like beyond their prime?

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by Anonymousreply 7204/14/2019

Since when Ed Norton was a twink?

by Anonymousreply 104/08/2019


by Anonymousreply 204/08/2019

It's mostly spent on Instagram.

Terry Miller on Instagram: “Quack. •• New @jack_adamsusa. Sunglasses by @mykitaofficial x @bernhardwillhelm”

4,269 Likes, 33 Comments - Terry Miller (@terrysphots) on Instagram: “Quack. •• New @jack_adamsusa. Sunglasses by @mykitaofficial x @bernhardwillhelm”

by Anonymousreply 304/08/2019

I would say he qualified, R1.

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by Anonymousreply 404/08/2019

Retaining twinkness is exhausting.

Terry Miller on Instagram: “It’s a SALE! •• @tomoffinlandstore Anniversary sale. Up to 40% off Walter Van Beirendonck. Link in Bio. •• @mikkorasila for the photo.”

2,194 Likes, 9 Comments - Terry Miller (@terrysphots) on Instagram: “It’s a SALE! •• @tomoffinlandstore Anniversary sale. Up to 40% off Walter Van Beirendonck. Link in…”

by Anonymousreply 504/08/2019

God Edward Norton is unattractive even in his youth he was unremarkable

by Anonymousreply 604/08/2019

They get buried in the twink cemetery at age 30, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 704/08/2019

They become bitter, catty queens.

by Anonymousreply 804/08/2019

The smart ones become twunks.

by Anonymousreply 904/08/2019

They post on DL.

by Anonymousreply 1004/08/2019

Some still maintain their looks.

by Anonymousreply 1104/08/2019

Ageing? You bitch!

Terry Miller on Instagram: “WILD IS THE WIND •• @waltervanbeirendonckofficial •• SS19 is now available at @tomoffinlandstore. Including the shoes in my story.”

1,498 Likes, 9 Comments - Terry Miller (@terrysphots) on Instagram: “WILD IS THE WIND •• @waltervanbeirendonckofficial •• SS19 is now available at @tomoffinlandstore.…”

by Anonymousreply 1204/08/2019

They turn 62 but still look 21.

by Anonymousreply 1304/08/2019

they start wearing caftans the rest of their lives

by Anonymousreply 1404/08/2019

Damn, in the pic at R12 he looks like John Gotti, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 1504/08/2019

Hell on earth OP, hell on earth. I think they should all get Federal aid.

by Anonymousreply 1604/08/2019

I support federal aid and Medicaid for aging twinks.

by Anonymousreply 1704/08/2019

They usually rely on their twinky boyish looks to nab sugar daddies who pay everything for them. By the time they age out of their looks, they have no marketable skills except for whoring.

by Anonymousreply 1804/08/2019

R18: I don't know, George seems to be doing well enough. I guess fashion shoots pay enough?

George Alvin III (@georgealvinnyc) • Instagram photos and videos

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by Anonymousreply 1904/08/2019

Jake as well, though I'm not sure what brings his income in these days...

Jacob Kelly Bass (@itsjakebass) • Instagram photos and videos

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by Anonymousreply 2004/08/2019

If they've aged out of their looks, R18, who the hell is buying what they're selling?

by Anonymousreply 2104/08/2019

[quote] who the hell is buying what they're selling?

They end up going to Palm Springs, where they're considered aging but meth-y twinks still.

by Anonymousreply 2204/08/2019

I know an aging twink who is like 65 but looks 40. Pleasant enough, he acts.

by Anonymousreply 2304/08/2019

Are YOU that aging twink, r23?

by Anonymousreply 2404/08/2019

Aging is a bitch. Norton looks terrible in the posted picture.

by Anonymousreply 2504/08/2019

He could make himself look better,R25. He needs a beard, stat.

by Anonymousreply 2604/08/2019

I think I only found Ed Norton remotely attractive in The Painted Veil. Aging twinks just get liver spots and shaky hands.

by Anonymousreply 2704/08/2019

We become the villain.

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by Anonymousreply 2804/08/2019

Aging twinks become the most vicious queens, I agree, R28

by Anonymousreply 2904/08/2019

What happened to Ed nortons lips? He had some when he was a twink.

by Anonymousreply 3004/08/2019

They become predators who will corrupt the next generation of twinks. The circle of twinks.

by Anonymousreply 3104/08/2019

They present hole to Bryan Singer and then cry when they get no attention.

by Anonymousreply 3204/08/2019

Ouch. Full disclosure: I'm in that same predicament. I used to be a classic twink: lean, hairless, smooth, boyish. Now I'm 32 and I can't maintain the same body type or looks. I'm glad I have a decent job to fall back on, because otherwise I would be shit outta luck.

Enjoy twinkhood while it lasts. It's very short.

by Anonymousreply 3304/08/2019

Chris crocker

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by Anonymousreply 3404/08/2019

Chris colfer

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by Anonymousreply 3504/08/2019
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by Anonymousreply 3604/08/2019

Jesse McCartney.

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by Anonymousreply 3704/08/2019

R37 God, I remember his twinky looks fell off a cliff a decade ago.

by Anonymousreply 3804/08/2019

R33 are you Drake Bell? Seriously.

If you are then welcome, how are you doing?, pull up a seat. I’m glad things are looking up for you financially and such. Let me just say I still bump some of your albums on Spotify and thought your last EP (the one with ‘Leaves’) killed it. The new single and gimmick aren’t working for me - thanks, I hate the Corey Feldman Redux Plan and I think you’re better than that - but otherwise you’re golden brother. Sorry about the addiction/DUI shit, feel lucky you didn’t kill anybody and please don’t do that again. If you could just cool off the little girls and the IG game going forward and find a respectable 28y.o woman or man to date, then I wouldn’t feel so ashamed to say I enjoy your music. You’re also a decent VA and your Spider-Man will be a cult classic so long as you don’t nuke your own career again or MeToo anyone (seriously, get some help for that). You don’t need to get wasted or be ripped to have fans who buy your shit, just be more likeable and on the level. Anyway, happy to have you. Say hi to Josh from all of us and tell him we love him but his SM persona isn’t becoming and it isn’t a good idea to plaster IG with his kid.

by Anonymousreply 3904/08/2019

Since never, r1.

by Anonymousreply 4004/08/2019

Some former twinks still have sex appeal.

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by Anonymousreply 4104/08/2019

Got married and passed the baton.

by Anonymousreply 4204/08/2019

They go to twink hell.

by Anonymousreply 4304/09/2019

It's a sad existence.

by Anonymousreply 4404/09/2019

What happens to them depends on a number of factors. In the case of Ed Norton, the OP"s example: One can debate if he was ever a "twink" or not but he's doing just fine OP. He has made more money in a difficult field than most people see in a lifetie. He continues to work.

by Anonymousreply 4504/09/2019

He never had to work. Having a successful acting career is the cherry on the cake, as he comes from a very wealthy family.

And he was never a twink.

by Anonymousreply 4604/09/2019

If they combined their cuteness with education to make a viable living, twinks do just fine.

by Anonymousreply 4704/09/2019

I love an ageing twink in bed.

by Anonymousreply 4804/09/2019

They go onto the Supreme Court.

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by Anonymousreply 4904/09/2019

Afternoon shifts at Goodwill.

by Anonymousreply 5004/09/2019

Most end up working in the houseware department of a "nicer" department store. They usually wear an apron.

by Anonymousreply 5104/09/2019

They dress age inappropriately, they take antidepressants, they get some work done, they fool no one.

by Anonymousreply 5204/09/2019

Quite a few go from using to dealing.

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by Anonymousreply 5404/09/2019

Angry shopbottoms, R54. Or in England, AngryShoppebottoms.

by Anonymousreply 5504/09/2019

[quote]If they combined their cuteness with education to make a viable living, twinks do just fine.

Name ONE.

by Anonymousreply 5604/09/2019

And stupid, don’t forget stupid, R55.

by Anonymousreply 5704/09/2019

They gain weight and stop wearing low rise skinny jeans.

by Anonymousreply 5804/09/2019

Pope Benedict XVI, R56!

by Anonymousreply 5904/09/2019

They end up very fey and pale.

by Anonymousreply 6004/09/2019

The thing I hate about these idiots is that they use their looks to get spoiled (who wouldn't) but almost none of them think about the future? They want stupid presents, but while you're able to get someone else to foot the bill, why the fuck wouldn't you plan for your future???

by Anonymousreply 6104/09/2019

Millennial twinks are coping with this issue right now.

Ha, bitches!

In fairness to them, the smart ones grew a beard.

by Anonymousreply 6204/09/2019

Ageing twinks will do just about anything you want in bed.

by Anonymousreply 6304/09/2019

^ they do!

by Anonymousreply 6404/09/2019

"Damn, in the pic at [R12] he looks like John Gotti, Jr." new meaning to the phrase "take the cannoli."

by Anonymousreply 6504/09/2019

r4, Norton looks like Kavanaugh, and not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 6604/09/2019

R39 for a white Californian (that SUN!) boozehound who doesn’t sleep and sluts it up, Drake held up better than expectation.

He’s still semi-cute and working, when by rights he should look like Leatherface and be living in a box under a bridge.

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by Anonymousreply 6704/10/2019

[quote] They end up going to Palm Springs, where they're considered aging but meth-y twinks still.

You rang?

by Anonymousreply 6804/10/2019

Chris Crocker is having a drunk meltdown and/or publicity stunt live on IG. He was kicked out of a restaurant in TN and appears incapacitated, depressed

by Anonymousreply 6904/13/2019

never got why ed Norton was a working famous actor.

fugly, grouchy, mumbles, maybe hung huh....

why why why????

by Anonymousreply 7004/13/2019

Leonardo DeCarprio OWNS this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7104/14/2019

the only way some of these fugly men keep working is to give up their buttholes I guess, their sex appeal has caught up with their acting: piss poor.

by Anonymousreply 7204/14/2019
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