Aging twinks

Since when Ed Norton was a twink?

Married

It's mostly spent on Instagram.

I would say he qualified, R1.

Retaining twinkness is exhausting.

God Edward Norton is unattractive even in his youth he was unremarkable

They get buried in the twink cemetery at age 30, Rose.

They become bitter, catty queens.

The smart ones become twunks.

They post on DL.

Some still maintain their looks.

Ageing? You bitch!

They turn 62 but still look 21.

they start wearing caftans the rest of their lives

Damn, in the pic at R12 he looks like John Gotti, Jr.

Hell on earth OP, hell on earth. I think they should all get Federal aid.

I support federal aid and Medicaid for aging twinks.

They usually rely on their twinky boyish looks to nab sugar daddies who pay everything for them. By the time they age out of their looks, they have no marketable skills except for whoring.

R18: I don't know, George seems to be doing well enough. I guess fashion shoots pay enough?

Jake as well, though I'm not sure what brings his income in these days...

If they've aged out of their looks, R18, who the hell is buying what they're selling?

[quote] who the hell is buying what they're selling?

They end up going to Palm Springs, where they're considered aging but meth-y twinks still.

I know an aging twink who is like 65 but looks 40. Pleasant enough, he acts.

Are YOU that aging twink, r23?

Aging is a bitch. Norton looks terrible in the posted picture.

He could make himself look better,R25. He needs a beard, stat.

I think I only found Ed Norton remotely attractive in The Painted Veil. Aging twinks just get liver spots and shaky hands.

We become the villain.

Aging twinks become the most vicious queens, I agree, R28

What happened to Ed nortons lips? He had some when he was a twink.

They become predators who will corrupt the next generation of twinks. The circle of twinks.

They present hole to Bryan Singer and then cry when they get no attention.

Ouch. Full disclosure: I'm in that same predicament. I used to be a classic twink: lean, hairless, smooth, boyish. Now I'm 32 and I can't maintain the same body type or looks. I'm glad I have a decent job to fall back on, because otherwise I would be shit outta luck.

Enjoy twinkhood while it lasts. It's very short.

Chris crocker

Chris colfer

Jesse McCartney.

R37 God, I remember his twinky looks fell off a cliff a decade ago.

R33 are you Drake Bell? Seriously.

If you are then welcome, how are you doing?, pull up a seat. I’m glad things are looking up for you financially and such. Let me just say I still bump some of your albums on Spotify and thought your last EP (the one with ‘Leaves’) killed it. The new single and gimmick aren’t working for me - thanks, I hate the Corey Feldman Redux Plan and I think you’re better than that - but otherwise you’re golden brother. Sorry about the addiction/DUI shit, feel lucky you didn’t kill anybody and please don’t do that again. If you could just cool off the little girls and the IG game going forward and find a respectable 28y.o woman or man to date, then I wouldn’t feel so ashamed to say I enjoy your music. You’re also a decent VA and your Spider-Man will be a cult classic so long as you don’t nuke your own career again or MeToo anyone (seriously, get some help for that). You don’t need to get wasted or be ripped to have fans who buy your shit, just be more likeable and on the level. Anyway, happy to have you. Say hi to Josh from all of us and tell him we love him but his SM persona isn’t becoming and it isn’t a good idea to plaster IG with his kid.

Since never, r1.

Some former twinks still have sex appeal.

Got married and passed the baton.

They go to twink hell.

It's a sad existence.

What happens to them depends on a number of factors. In the case of Ed Norton, the OP"s example: One can debate if he was ever a "twink" or not but he's doing just fine OP. He has made more money in a difficult field than most people see in a lifetie. He continues to work.

He never had to work. Having a successful acting career is the cherry on the cake, as he comes from a very wealthy family.

And he was never a twink.

If they combined their cuteness with education to make a viable living, twinks do just fine.

I love an ageing twink in bed.

They go onto the Supreme Court.

Afternoon shifts at Goodwill.

Most end up working in the houseware department of a "nicer" department store. They usually wear an apron.

They dress age inappropriately, they take antidepressants, they get some work done, they fool no one.

Quite a few go from using to dealing.

Shopbottoms.

Angry shopbottoms, R54. Or in England, AngryShoppebottoms.

[quote]If they combined their cuteness with education to make a viable living, twinks do just fine.

Name ONE.

And stupid, don’t forget stupid, R55.

They gain weight and stop wearing low rise skinny jeans.

Pope Benedict XVI, R56!

They end up very fey and pale.

The thing I hate about these idiots is that they use their looks to get spoiled (who wouldn't) but almost none of them think about the future? They want stupid presents, but while you're able to get someone else to foot the bill, why the fuck wouldn't you plan for your future???

Millennial twinks are coping with this issue right now.

Ha, bitches!

In fairness to them, the smart ones grew a beard.

Ageing twinks will do just about anything you want in bed.

^ they do!

"Damn, in the pic at [R12] he looks like John Gotti, Jr."

...giving new meaning to the phrase "take the cannoli."

r4, Norton looks like Kavanaugh, and not in a good way.

R39 for a white Californian (that SUN!) boozehound who doesn’t sleep and sluts it up, Drake held up better than expectation.

He’s still semi-cute and working, when by rights he should look like Leatherface and be living in a box under a bridge.

[quote] They end up going to Palm Springs, where they're considered aging but meth-y twinks still.

You rang?

Chris Crocker is having a drunk meltdown and/or publicity stunt live on IG. He was kicked out of a restaurant in TN and appears incapacitated, depressed

never got why ed Norton was a working famous actor.

fugly, grouchy, mumbles, maybe hung huh....

why why why????

Leonardo DeCarprio OWNS this thread.

the only way some of these fugly men keep working is to give up their buttholes I guess, their sex appeal has caught up with their acting: piss poor.