Mine is: "Tomorrow is Monday"!
What is your shortest horror story ever?
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 17, 2019 12:19 AM |
"Spent time on The DataLounge today."
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 7, 2019 8:55 PM |
Drained my pasta.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 7, 2019 8:56 PM |
Madonna'a "Evita"
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 7, 2019 9:11 PM |
Trump elected President.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 7, 2019 9:12 PM |
You die tomorrow!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 7, 2019 9:13 PM |
I suffered fools.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 7, 2019 9:13 PM |
No more tacos.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 7, 2019 9:14 PM |
Second term president Trump
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 7, 2019 9:16 PM |
Well I'm going to give the humorless answer and say, "The Raven" by Poe.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 7, 2019 9:18 PM |
Satin shoes, a flood of brown feces!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 10, 2019 1:14 AM |
Trump Wins!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 10, 2019 1:16 AM |
A hen party just invaded the gay club dance floor.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 10, 2019 1:29 AM |
President Pirro
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 10, 2019 1:37 AM |
"THEY ATE HIM!"
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 10, 2019 1:37 AM |
MAGA
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 10, 2019 1:38 AM |
And when they woke up, they discovered that their old noses had returned.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 10, 2019 1:40 AM |
[quote]Trump Wins!
Trump Wins, Again!
RBG Rushed to Hospital.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 10, 2019 2:06 AM |
Hilary Cliinton woke up to find Donald Trump in her bed, and an empty pack of cigarettes on her nightstand.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 10, 2019 2:08 AM |
Mame.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 10, 2019 2:13 AM |
Hiddleston marries model.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 10, 2019 2:15 AM |
What is your shortest horror story ever?
It was the size of a small thumb. That's all I'm sayin.'
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 10, 2019 2:19 AM |
R20 Hiddleston married male model, not me.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 11, 2019 6:08 PM |
The doors unlocked.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 11, 2019 6:51 PM |
Cock. Arse. Shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 11, 2019 6:54 PM |
And with that, he realized what he had forgotten was the same thing he learned yesterday.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 11, 2019 6:58 PM |
Out of vodka
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 11, 2019 6:58 PM |
I JUST SHARTED !!!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 11, 2019 6:59 PM |
Welcome to economy class , Sir . Meet your seatmate CHRISSY METZ .
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 11, 2019 7:01 PM |
AHS: Cult. Oddly only 11 episodes that season.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 11, 2019 7:03 PM |
Erna , Poo Shoes and Cheryl just met Bill Taylor in the bar for cocktails .
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 11, 2019 7:04 PM |
MEET YOUR BLIND DATE ...
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 11, 2019 7:07 PM |
TONIGHTS INFLIGHT MOVIE ...MAME WITH LUCILLE BALL.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 11, 2019 7:09 PM |
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
--Ernest Hemingway,
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 11, 2019 7:09 PM |
As your trick is leaving...
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 11, 2019 7:12 PM |
Jessica Fletcher is coming to visit!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 11, 2019 7:18 PM |
Your ex has just arrived.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 11, 2019 7:23 PM |
"My…my [italic]penis[/italic]…it…
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 11, 2019 8:19 PM |
I lost the entire inheritance on the turf.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 11, 2019 8:44 PM |
Thanks for the laugh r36
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 11, 2019 8:47 PM |
“The reception will be alcohol-free.”.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 11, 2019 9:17 PM |
My sister and my daughter.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 11, 2019 9:53 PM |
We went to Applebees.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 11, 2019 9:57 PM |
[quote]"My…my penis…it…
Exploded?
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 11, 2019 9:57 PM |
The word "folx" is now a thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 11, 2019 10:00 PM |
Jesus wept.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 11, 2019 10:01 PM |
Washington Square mensroom
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 11, 2019 10:04 PM |
Harry married but not me.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 11, 2019 10:07 PM |
Jeremy Piven.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 11, 2019 10:07 PM |
Pussy!
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 11, 2019 10:09 PM |
Are you seeing anyone?
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 12, 2019 6:30 AM |
We're out of L&M Menthol Bold 100s. We only have the shorts right now.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 12, 2019 6:42 AM |
You're out of artichoke tapenade?!
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 12, 2019 6:58 AM |
Seeing a post signed by Ruth Madoff: Living on $2.5 M in Connecticut
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 12, 2019 7:36 AM |
Janbot is at it again.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 12, 2019 8:16 AM |
Cash bar...
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 12, 2019 9:31 AM |
Kardashians renewed through 2025.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 12, 2019 9:47 AM |
Inspired by r57:
Kim is going to be a lawyer
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 12, 2019 10:09 AM |
The condom broke.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 12, 2019 10:18 AM |
“I’m pregnant...I think.”
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 12, 2019 10:19 AM |
Caitlyn Jenner
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 12, 2019 10:20 AM |
Pasta. No drainer.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 12, 2019 10:21 AM |
“Is that a dog?”
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 12, 2019 10:23 AM |
Here's your new SUSAN OLSEN doll !!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 12, 2019 12:56 PM |
Kisses Doll
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 13, 2019 1:25 AM |
“I Do”
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 13, 2019 1:43 AM |
Kanye 2020
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 13, 2019 1:46 AM |
"No, the reason I voted for Trump was..."
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 13, 2019 1:53 AM |
It’s a cookbook!
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 13, 2019 2:49 AM |
My sister-in-law is coming up the sidewalk.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 13, 2019 1:40 PM |
Trump lives.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 13, 2019 1:43 PM |
My mother is coming to visit
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 13, 2019 4:18 PM |
Walmart.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 13, 2019 5:50 PM |
"Last Call !!"
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 13, 2019 9:08 PM |
Whenever I want a cigarette I take off my choker.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 15, 2019 10:52 PM |
New Madonna video.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 15, 2019 10:52 PM |
No refills on Coke.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 15, 2019 10:54 PM |
Golden Girls cancelled after one season.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 17, 2019 12:19 AM |
My new husband has no idea who Ann Miller is.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 17, 2019 12:19 AM |