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What is your shortest horror story ever?

Mine is: "Tomorrow is Monday"!

by Anonymousreply 7904/16/2019

"Spent time on The DataLounge today."

by Anonymousreply 104/07/2019

Drained my pasta.

by Anonymousreply 204/07/2019

Madonna'a "Evita"

by Anonymousreply 304/07/2019

Trump elected President.

by Anonymousreply 404/07/2019

You die tomorrow!

by Anonymousreply 504/07/2019

I suffered fools.

by Anonymousreply 604/07/2019

No more tacos.

by Anonymousreply 704/07/2019

Second term president Trump

by Anonymousreply 804/07/2019

Well I'm going to give the humorless answer and say, "The Raven" by Poe.

by Anonymousreply 904/07/2019

Satin shoes, a flood of brown feces!

by Anonymousreply 1004/09/2019

Trump Wins!

by Anonymousreply 1104/09/2019

A hen party just invaded the gay club dance floor.

by Anonymousreply 1204/09/2019

President Pirro

by Anonymousreply 1304/09/2019

"THEY ATE HIM!"

by Anonymousreply 1404/09/2019

MAGA

by Anonymousreply 1504/09/2019

And when they woke up, they discovered that their old noses had returned.

by Anonymousreply 1604/09/2019

[quote]Trump Wins!

Trump Wins, Again!

RBG Rushed to Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 1704/09/2019

Hilary Cliinton woke up to find Donald Trump in her bed, and an empty pack of cigarettes on her nightstand.

by Anonymousreply 1804/09/2019

Mame.

by Anonymousreply 1904/09/2019

Hiddleston marries model.

by Anonymousreply 2004/09/2019

What is your shortest horror story ever?

It was the size of a small thumb. That's all I'm sayin.'

by Anonymousreply 2104/09/2019

R20 Hiddleston married male model, not me.

by Anonymousreply 2204/11/2019

The doors unlocked.

by Anonymousreply 2304/11/2019

Cock. Arse. Shit.

by Anonymousreply 2404/11/2019

Read it and weep

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2504/11/2019

And with that, he realized what he had forgotten was the same thing he learned yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 2604/11/2019

Out of vodka

by Anonymousreply 2704/11/2019

I JUST SHARTED !!!

by Anonymousreply 2804/11/2019

Welcome to economy class , Sir . Meet your seatmate CHRISSY METZ .

by Anonymousreply 2904/11/2019

AHS: Cult. Oddly only 11 episodes that season.

by Anonymousreply 3004/11/2019

Erna , Poo Shoes and Cheryl just met Bill Taylor in the bar for cocktails .

by Anonymousreply 3104/11/2019

MEET YOUR BLIND DATE ...

by Anonymousreply 3204/11/2019

TONIGHTS INFLIGHT MOVIE ...MAME WITH LUCILLE BALL.

by Anonymousreply 3304/11/2019

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

--Ernest Hemingway,

by Anonymousreply 3404/11/2019

As your trick is leaving...

by Anonymousreply 3504/11/2019

Jessica Fletcher is coming to visit!

by Anonymousreply 3604/11/2019

Your ex has just arrived.

by Anonymousreply 3704/11/2019

"My…my [italic]penis[/italic]…it…

by Anonymousreply 3804/11/2019

I lost the entire inheritance on the turf.

by Anonymousreply 3904/11/2019

Thanks for the laugh r36

by Anonymousreply 4004/11/2019

“The reception will be alcohol-free.”.

by Anonymousreply 4104/11/2019

My sister and my daughter.

by Anonymousreply 4204/11/2019

We went to Applebees.

by Anonymousreply 4304/11/2019

[quote]"My…my penis…it…

Exploded?

by Anonymousreply 4404/11/2019

The word "folx" is now a thing.

by Anonymousreply 4504/11/2019

Jesus wept.

by Anonymousreply 4604/11/2019

Washington Square mensroom

by Anonymousreply 4704/11/2019

Harry married but not me.

by Anonymousreply 4804/11/2019

Jeremy Piven.

by Anonymousreply 4904/11/2019

Pussy!

by Anonymousreply 5004/11/2019

Are you seeing anyone?

by Anonymousreply 5104/11/2019

We're out of L&M Menthol Bold 100s. We only have the shorts right now.

by Anonymousreply 5204/11/2019

You're out of artichoke tapenade?!

by Anonymousreply 5304/11/2019

Seeing a post signed by Ruth Madoff: Living on $2.5 M in Connecticut

by Anonymousreply 5404/11/2019

Janbot is at it again.

by Anonymousreply 5504/12/2019

Cash bar...

by Anonymousreply 5604/12/2019

Kardashians renewed through 2025.

by Anonymousreply 5704/12/2019

Inspired by r57:

Kim is going to be a lawyer

by Anonymousreply 5804/12/2019

The condom broke.

by Anonymousreply 5904/12/2019

“I’m pregnant...I think.”

by Anonymousreply 6004/12/2019

Caitlyn Jenner

by Anonymousreply 6104/12/2019

Pasta. No drainer.

by Anonymousreply 6204/12/2019

“Is that a dog?”

by Anonymousreply 6304/12/2019

Here's your new SUSAN OLSEN doll !!!!

by Anonymousreply 6404/12/2019

Kisses Doll

by Anonymousreply 6504/12/2019

“I Do”

by Anonymousreply 6604/12/2019

Kanye 2020

by Anonymousreply 6704/12/2019

"No, the reason I voted for Trump was..."

by Anonymousreply 6804/12/2019

It’s a cookbook!

by Anonymousreply 6904/12/2019

My sister-in-law is coming up the sidewalk.

by Anonymousreply 7004/13/2019

Trump lives.

by Anonymousreply 7104/13/2019

My mother is coming to visit

by Anonymousreply 7204/13/2019

Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 7304/13/2019

"Last Call !!"

by Anonymousreply 7404/13/2019

Whenever I want a cigarette I take off my choker.

by Anonymousreply 7504/15/2019

New Madonna video.

by Anonymousreply 7604/15/2019

No refills on Coke.

by Anonymousreply 7704/15/2019

Golden Girls cancelled after one season.

by Anonymousreply 7804/16/2019

My new husband has no idea who Ann Miller is.

by Anonymousreply 7904/16/2019
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