Is my massage therapist a closet gay?

This again?

His toy is a pussy fleshlight, not a dildo, you dumb whore.

HE IS NOT GOING TO STROKE YOUR DICK OR HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN ANY WAY OP.

I would highly suggest not fucking your massage therapist. HIPPA would Not approve!

1/10

Wear a jockstrap next time and see what happens.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

You won’t believe this, but it happened to me at the chiropractor's office today...

[quote] Wear slutty underwear for my next appointment and see what happens? Help!

Wear NO underwear. I NEVER do.

And that's when you'll be able to see where his attention seems to go.

GOOD LUCK!

Then you woke up...........

Who wears briefs for a massage?

I wear briefs every day. Or speedo cut. I mean, he has gay voice a little bit, his brother is gay so it runs in the family, he showed me in the front office where they have toys to represent the employees, his is a My Little Pony, he says "Girl" and "Bish", which like I don't even say. So it's understandable I thought he was gay. I still think he's closeted for whatever reason. If something happens that's cool. If not, I'll still enjoy the massages because they're damn good and my health insurance pays for them 😎

Honey, I have fallen in love with many gorgeous masseurs. They get your gay vibe instinctively and lead you on for a bigger tip. Unless he places his mouth, not his hand, on your dick he is not into you. Enjoy the fantasy of him later and massage yourself into a frenzy in privacy. If you try anything with him without his initiation, you are libel to be arrested. Sad but true these days.

What health insurance pays for massages? I am totally missing out.

[quote]you are libel to be arrested.

Oh, dear!

HIPPA

Oh, dear!

Cigna allows massages for only $35

[quote] He's so hot too, huscular, beard, tattoos, dad bod

If this hot to you. . . It seems you have a thing for 'masculine' appearing men, not necessarily attractive men. When is the last you got laid, OP?

R17 Last night. He's a handsome guy. I would never initiate or touch him inappropriatly, especially at the office. I was thinking more play time in private should he ever show an interest in that.

R18 What's his first and last name? For research purposes...

Most massage therapists will do anything, or suggest they'll do anything, for a buck. Since he's ostensibly a professional, OP, you're going to have to make a move on him and not the other way around.

][quote]his brother is gay so it runs in the family

Yeah, it isn't genetic.

"huscular, beard, tattoos, dad bod"

Oh dear.

I can't imagine getting to a point that I'm so desperate I want to wear slutty underwear for my straight massage therapist. Don't embarrass yourself, OP. Remember, they are paid to touch you and make you feel good. It's like going into a clothes store, and the young salesperson tells you everything looks good on you. It doesn't really, they just want your nasty ass to buy a shirt, already.

[quote] which like I don't even say

R11 like, omg, like, girl, like, you don't, like, really?

[quote] Or speedo cut.

Yikes. Bless your heart.

My sister was a LMT and worked in a chiropractor's office. She finally quit because there were too many guys forcing their boners on her, even in that professional sort of situation.

R21 I disagree. My ex was married with kids and then came out and dated me. He has a gay brother, a lesbian niece, ftm trans nephew so I believe it does run in families. R23 I'm not desperate and I'm not unaware that they are paid to touch me and it could very well be an act. However, I don't get the sense that it is because he 100% reads as gay. Before I was ever his client he pinged. You clowns post thread after thread about straight actors you insist are gay, why is this such a stretch?

First of all I’d tell him you’d feel more comfortable without the briefs. I’ve never had a massage without being nude.

Have you ever thought that he's claiming that he's straight specifically because he doesn't want you to hit on him?

[quote] Before I was ever his client he pinged

"pinged" - you poor thing. I would love to overhear you and the other queens/fatties at brunch tomorrow talking about the various straight guys who "ping." Actually, no I wouldn't.

Good grief, I actually like watching desperate / delusional queens - from afar, that is.

[quote] Most massage therapists will do anything, or suggest they'll do anything, for a buck. Since he's ostensibly a professional, OP, you're going to have to make a move on him and not the other way around.

R20 Try it and you may go directly to jail. Just ask Robert Kraft.

So much for safety in the baths.

R27 Tranny mental shit has exactly zero to do with being gay, they are in fact the exact opposite things, isiot

Wow. I mean I knew DL was filled with hateful cunts but really the venom is out today. R30 I actually don't have fat friends because fat people are gross. I myself am 120lbs. I have about one gay friend, we don't brunch, we get stoned. R27 try spell checking before you try to throw insults, worthless shit for brains

I immediately thought see R Kraft for results. Also, if your professional MT is discussing anything during your session, it can void any progress to be made. I would then assume you are not looking for results based on physiology and just on sexual results.

[quote]I myself am 120lbs.

Are you a woman or aspiring woman?

R36 I'd prefer he was as open and chatty with me as he was. I don't think I'd want a massage where we both were awkwardly silent for an hour. I'm naturally an anxious person so having him chat with me as he did helped me relax more. I went to get a massage because the chiropractor mentioned it would help with my back in ways she can't.

R37 Heck no. I enjoy being a dude. I'm 5'6" and slim. 120lbs is just my natural body weight, I don't really work out beyond cardio, I just eat healthy.

Here's me, in my evidently terrible speedo cut briefs. Desperate for attention and hugely fat.

Next time his muscular but gentle hands work their way towards your private parts, let our a soft moan. Not too much. Only enough to let him know you're interested. See what happens after that.

Next he'll borrow your money for child support. Such cliche pattern.

R41 I mean I definitely was moaning, but also so was he, making almost low growling sounds as he worked my muscles. I guess all I can do is see what happens at my next appointment and if it stays professional that's cool. I have fwb, he and I just seemed to have chemistry and he's into a lot of the same stuff as I am. All I know is that he's a DILF and I'm into it

OP, I'm usually completely nude for my massages. It's a bit annoying when you were underpants for your massage, so he has to pull them down. His toy is his 19 year old nanny.

Next.

r38, no one talks in the massage. There is usually relaxing music in the background. You know if this is real and you actually got a massage you are doing it all wrong.

No clothes, no talking.

44 posts and no mention of a caftan?

This.

Never.

Happened.

R22, I thought the same thing at first, but I think he’s trying to combine “muscular” and “husky” based on the description of a “dad-bod.”

R45 If that works for you, then great R47 It absolutely did. The others I work with who have also gotten a massage from him thought he is gay. I'm the only gay one that has gone though. Their office is on the first floor our building. R48 Correct. The guy is a stud. Any of you would think so. I guess I'll see what happens at my next appointment in two weeks.

have you considered wearing a butt plug, OP?

R50 I was considering writing "Fuck Me" on my ass in sharpie and seeing if maybe that does the trick? 🤔

Nobody?! Nobody?

Nobody said this yet,

Present hole, OP.

R52 So, he had his hand on my lower back and the other on my butt, and had me push my ass up and apart in a way that I'm sure he saw hole. He massaged my ass quite a bit, which in my original post I did seriously inquire if that is a normal part of massage because I have only had this one.

[quote]He massaged my ass quite a bit, which in my original post I did seriously inquire if that is a normal part of massage because I have only had this one.

Show me where, OP.

You do know your post is still just a scroll away, right?

But you keep on having fun trolling.

are you sure all his grumbling didn’t happen after he saw your butthole, OP?

R54 You got me. I should probably just kill myself now. At any rate, I intended to ask that. Since I'm honestly curious. R55 I don't know what my butthole looks like but it can't be that bad 🤷‍♂️

how much tip did you leave?

I left him $10

No underpants, more incentive for a great massage.

R59 OMG if that happens during my next massage I'll die

I'm not sure, OP. Has he stuck his dick in your butt? That's usually a positive sigh.

R61 Not that I know of but who can say for sure?

There's a hint here that he likes the massage.

R59 - He's very well paid to do his 'job'. Why do you always feel the need to tip everyone? Stop doing that.

What. A. Crock. Of. Shit.

Fun fantasy, OP. No one here believes real stuff has happened. You are super desperate, which is ok, some people get to that point in life. But, really, try to be rational, sweetie. This person in no way wants you. Calm down. Don't embarrass yourself.

R66 I don't care if you believe any of it happened or not. Or if you think I'm desperate or not. Odds are if you're posting on DL, you yourself are tragic in some way so get a grip Karen

So at today's appointment he told me he would probably label himself as bi if anything but more interested in women. He said when he was 20 (15 years ago) he gave oral and bottomed for a couple 40 somethings but that he hasn't had much play with guys since. I was floored by this, but not surprised. I still can't tell if he's trying for us to become fwb or if he's just really open about his sex life 🤔

You’re so fucking stupid OP. I hope you get prostate cancer and can’t have sex with him. Fuck you.

So stupid question but do you get aroused? I had a similar situation -the massage was therapy covered by insurance in my Chrio's office. The therapist was a hot 40 something. My first massage I got a hard on, when he told me to flip over I said "umm" He laughed and said "dont worry I see it all the time." So I flipped and he goes "well, okay I don't see THAT all the time." I have what you would call a big dick. He laughed and thre the sheet over as best he could while I laid there tenting. This went on for three weeks, twice a week. Everytime I got a boner. So cut to my very last session (insurance was up). I said "this will be my last session." He said it was too bad. Same thing he starts I get a boner he says flip, I do..except this time he pauses, sets the sheet down and grabs my dick. I looked at him and he was looking at me to object. I put my hands behind my head and smiled. Best head I got in a long time.

“Accidentally “ brush your hand against his groin area and see his reaction.

R69 You sound fun. Let's get coffee

R70 I actually haven't gotten hard at any of the massages. I think he's super sexy but I'm too awkward around him still because I think he's so cute. I honestly think he's into guys but he had a bad experience and it scared him away. I just don't know how to find out if he's actually interested in that but I would honestly just like to be friends with him too. He seems like a nice enough guy and we both love the same movies and TV shows (geek stuff). Obvs it's love he just doesn't know it yet. Ugh, I wish

r73

My massage therapist says she gets hit on by clients all the time.

You're paying him to touch you. And then you start thinking he might like you. And he says he's straight.

Sorry, that's just pathetic. Look elsewhere.

I hate when they talk.

Watch this one carefully. This is a legit massage. Who thinks the young man is getting fingered at 5:50 and following? Nice exposing the erection also.