Do you take your cell phone into the bathroom with you?

I do every time. I do not clean it afterward.

Yup, I sure do!

Gross. 🤢🤮. I would never take my phone to the bathroom. My phone goes on my bed at night.

R3 So does your ass. What’s your point?

Yes, usually to play a game while I'm on the shitter. Or look at porn.

I don't own a mobile and will not touch anyone else's mobile exactly for that reason.

R4 Hopefully, R3's ass is covered by daks or PJ bottoms. Unlike his uncovered phone.

R6 I'm assuming you also do not hug others, shake others' hands, kiss, eat out in public, etc. ?

GERMS!!! GERMSSSS!!!!

[quote][R6] I'm assuming you also do not hug others, shake others' hands, kiss, eat out in public, etc. ?

There’s a difference between coming across germs in everyday life and purposely putting your head down the toilet to collect them.

R8 It's a matter of logistics. Hands, faces, mouths, utensils, etc. can be washed (I'm of course giving the benefit of the doubt). Guy goes into the shitter holding his phone, does his business, wipes. Then PICKS UP HIS PHONE WITH THE SAME HAND HE JUST WIPED HIS ASS WITH. He can wash his hands. He can't wash his phone.

I look at it when I’m sitting on the toilet. I put my phone in my pocket before I wipe. Then I don’t touch it again until after I’ve washed my hands.

I use wet ones on my phone all the time. I do not bring my phone in the bathroom. I don’t really care that others do.

[quote] purposely putting your head down the toilet to collect them

R10 I think you are using the restroom incorrectly. Most of us do not do this.

R12 That's YOU. What about those who hold the phone watching porn with one hand, wank with the other, and in the afterglow, simply put the phone down, wipe and pick it up again?????

I set my phone down before I wipe my ass and wash my hands before I pick it back up.

So i have a question for you people. How do you wipe your ass? Apparently, you get shit all over your hands??? I think you need more fiber in your diet. I am pretty sure in my adult life i have never shit on my hands and now that I carry Dude Wipes, even less of a chance. I mean I still wash them afterward but they don't come up brown cow stunning from the deed.

Regardless of whether I take my phone in to the bathroom, be at my bathroom at home or a public restroom, I wipe my phone with a Clorox wipe at least once a day sometimes twice a day.

R6 to avoid germs you should just stay in bed all day. Don't get up to go to the bathroom or eat or even turn on the light. Just stay in bed all day and continuously wipe your hands and face and body with a Clorox wipe. If you do that you'll live about 15 minutes longer then you would under normal circumstances.

Why would you think there's shitty hands involved, R17?

Yes to both. But I don't do it very often.

This happened too MANY times!

Gross. Seriously, what is with these idiots (usually women) who can't walk through a store without yacking nonsense on the phone. NEVER anything vital (we can hear every word). Just yack, yack, yack.

Men hate talking on the phone so it sure as shit ain't us.

Women are the worst, amirite?

Are you kidding? I must have my phone with me at all times. I must look at it constantly. Are you suggesting that I abandon my only reason for living, even for a second? Are you daft? How could I survive without my phone?

The greatest invention for women is the cellphone; for men, it's the remote control for the tv.

[quote] Men hate talking on the phone so it sure as shit ain't us.

[quote] The greatest invention for women is the cellphone; for men, it's the remote control for the tv.

Unless you are talking about girly men, then the above doesn't apply.

R17 you wash your Dude Wipes? Do you reuse them? How are the Dude Wipes better than Cottonelle wipes?

Dude wipes are for men. Cottonelle wipes are for ladies.

Also R17, do you have a special container that you carry them in? What do you wash them in? Don’t they come pretreated? The Cottonelle one do but I don’t think you can rewash them.

I take the landline phone with me if I’m gonna be in there for a while.

So real men aren't attached to their remotes, R26? You must not know any real men.

I roll my phone in layers upon layers of toilet paper and wipe my ass with it. I shove it up there real good. Get every nook and cranny. Then I summon the maid and tell her to get me a new phone or I'll slap her around.

Cracks me up that dude wipes are actually a thing. Is having a clean ass really seen as being feminine?

I don’t want underwear stains

Alright. Listen up you young 'uns. One of the leading killers of those getting on in age - and I don't mean really old people - is "straining at the stool" - cause of heart attack. Elvis died of that. For a while now I take my phone into the bathroom in case I have an emergency. I don't put it too close to the toilet and I close the toilet cover before flushing - as everyone should do.

There are other items in a bathroom that travel like brushes and combs, etc. Your towels, for instance, should not be near the toilet and as mentioned your toilet cover should always be down before flushing.

R33, apparently so is talking on your phone.

The bathroom, OP? No, because it could get wet while I am showering or bathing.

I do, however, take my phone into the toilet.

R37 you must have a very large toilet to be able to fit into it. Or are you actually speaking of a powder room, half bath or perhaps you are in an old tenement and have a water closet?

R37 do you wrap it in plastic so it doesn’t get wet when you take it in the toilet?