Keram knows quite a bit about Tammy Cruise’s recent dalliances. It should come as no surprise that Cruise hired Henry Cavill for the most recent “Mission: Impossible” flick primarily because he likes cock and Cruise wanted it. Unfortunately for him, Cavill doesn’t care for eldergays - particularly closeted CO$ ones - and rebuffed his advances. Well after filming wrapped, Cavill ended up paying dearly for denying Cruise dick: why else do you think Warners dropped him as Superman? In a similar vein, Cavill has as of late been spending his free time in London plowing Tom Daley’s ass - with his husband’s permission, though DLB is none too pleased about being excluded from the fun, owing to Henry’s feelings about eldergays.
Keram also knows Cruise hired Miles Teller for the upcoming “Top Gun” sequel - which, by the way, looks to be the hottest movie mess in quite some time, hence the reason its release date has been pushed back repeatedly - for purposes of tapping that ass, despite knowing Teller is straight. Teller’s also desperate, however, having nearly destroyed his career with a certain GQ interview that (accurately) depicted him as Young Hollywood’s Biggest Douche (YHBD), resulting in him crawling back to TV work. Tammy whispered sweet nothings (and future Big Movie casting promises) from their very first meeting on, and at one point squired him away to that Telluride ranch no one wants to buy for nearly a week of fucking. Being YHBD, Miles actually ended up *bragging* that Hollywood’s biggest star was so desperate to fuck him, but claimed he ended up "dominating" Cruise most of the time - which didn't happen. Keram is unsure whether this was merely a defense mechanism on Teller's part...
Keram knows Cruise has seen his daughter all of two times - both for photo-op purposes - since Katie whisked her away from life in the Scieno cult while he was away location-filming in Iceland. Keram also knows Suri entered her teen-rebellion stage slightly early, and has been telling classmates she's an “abandoned child.” Miss Cruise is not amused.
Keram knows Jake G. tends to get frisky when he’s filming abroad, and sure enough, he made his move on Tom Holland his first week on set of the next “Spider-Man” flick. Being possibly the nicest young (well-known) actor working today, Tom put up with it for a bit and consented to a few make-out sessions, but refused to go any further. In an coincidence-cum-irony that impressed even Keram’s jaded mind, Jake happened to run into the *last* Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield, one night at the Groucho Club (midway through filming). Andrew was considerably more receptive to Jake’s advances. (And his cock.) And yet he still identifies as "heteroflexible." This confuses Keram.