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Lori & Felicity will do time

Which of the 2 is most likely to survive prison?

by Anonymousreply 23006/08/2019

I don't see them doing time especially since miss juicy got away with bad behavior.

by Anonymousreply 104/04/2019

Lori's & Felicity's crimes have more far reaching social implications. Everyone caught up in this net is going down.

by Anonymousreply 204/04/2019

They won’t get prison time, sadly.

As a hypothetical, wanted to say Felicity would last longer but Lori has some craziness around the facial expression that suggests maybe don’t mess with her so maybe she would do better.

by Anonymousreply 304/04/2019

luv to see these overpaid old hacks get jail time with the meanest lesbos on the block.

specially miss goody 2 shoes fug face Lori Lugnuts.

by Anonymousreply 404/04/2019

No jail time. They will be fined an amount that is inconsequential to them and, at most, they will serve less than a year of in-home confinement with exceptions granted every time they ask nicely.

by Anonymousreply 504/04/2019

Lori & Felicity would make a great title for a tv show.

by Anonymousreply 604/04/2019

They'll get less than 6 months home confinement, at the very most.

by Anonymousreply 704/04/2019

No, they will be going to jail R5. White collar jail, but jail nonetheless. Felicity will probably get six months and Lori a year or two.

by Anonymousreply 804/04/2019

I honestly believe that if they do go, they'll come out insanely famous and have street cred, esp. Loughlin who is seen as a such a "goody two-shoes" that doing time will have her in demand.

by Anonymousreply 904/04/2019

Lock them up!

by Anonymousreply 1004/04/2019

Seriously? Prison time is a bit much for this.

by Anonymousreply 1104/04/2019

R11, they committed tax/mail fraud. This wasn't just about getting their dumbasses into college, it was the way they went about it. People focus on the nonsense, but they committed actual crimes.

A black woman went to prison for not knowing she wasn't allowed to vote.

by Anonymousreply 1204/04/2019

Sorry, fellas. I'm sticking by my prediction. I'll just add that when they are done with their 10 months of home confinement, they will both rush to do a Netflix-type movie on their experience.

If they were fat 60 year old bookkeepers, they'd be going to jail. But pretty actresses with fame and money in the bank? The judge is not going to want to go up against that.

by Anonymousreply 1304/04/2019

Martha fucking Stewart went to prison for 9 months. You can bet your bippy at least one of these broads (hoping it's Lori if I had to choose) will be going in for a stint.

by Anonymousreply 1404/04/2019

I wouldn't be surprised if they were used to make an example. No one really knows the others implicated so they can't relate to them but they can to famous people that everyone knows.

by Anonymousreply 1504/04/2019

[quote] they committed tax/mail fraud.

Oh, big deal. Just make them pay a fine. Prison is for violent criminals or really big theft cases.

by Anonymousreply 1604/04/2019

[quote]A black woman went to prison for not knowing she wasn't allowed to vote.

Equally ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 1704/04/2019

A black woman went to jail for lying about where she lived so her kids could get into a better school though. This is why these two entitled beyond belief cunts need to be made an example of.

by Anonymousreply 1804/04/2019

But they're not black so none of that matters.

by Anonymousreply 1904/04/2019

Martha Stewart served 5 months.

by Anonymousreply 2004/04/2019

It is up to the judge, but the prosecutor wants jail time. I would expect Lori to get more jail time because of the rowing scam. It is doubtful they have any information to give the prosecutor.

by Anonymousreply 2104/04/2019

[Quote]It is up to the judge, but the prosecutor wants jail time. I would expect Lori to get more jail time because of the rowing scam. It is doubtful they have any information to give the prosecutor.

The court of public opinion has its tentacles all over this one. Don't forget it was public outcry that sent Paris Hilton back to jail after the judge gave her a puff sentence for violating her probation.

These women singlehandedly demolished the "Affirmative Action is reverse descrimination" narrative. For that alone they are sure to pay dearly.

by Anonymousreply 2204/04/2019

[Quote] Don't forget it was public outcry that sent Paris Hilton back to jail after the judge gave her a puff sentence for violating her probation.

I totally forgot about that.

by Anonymousreply 2304/04/2019

Felicity is from hoity-toity upstate NY, Lori is Long Island all the way. Lori could kick her ass back up to Buffalo.

by Anonymousreply 2404/04/2019

lori acting ike a movie star runnin round kissin ass and signin pix, put her in the river and let her go....

by Anonymousreply 2504/05/2019

[quote]Lori's & Felicity's crimes have more far reaching social implications.

So do Miss Juicy's.

by Anonymousreply 2604/05/2019

I think Loughlin and her husband spent $500,000 to get one or both of their daughters into college. For me, the only appropriate punishment (if not actual jail time, but that is a delicious thought) is for Lori to set-up a $500,000 scholarship fund. Lori, the husband her spawn MUST accept applications, meet those who apply, and then provide five $20,000 grants for five years. This means they actually do something worthwhile with their wealth. The punishment is ongoing. the punishment affects their bank account, the punishment may actually teach Lori, the husband their spawn something important.

The same goes for Felicity and other parents... I think Huffman spent $150,000 so that means five $10,000 grants over three years worth of scholarships.

by Anonymousreply 2704/05/2019

[quote] Felicity is from hoity-toity upstate NY, Lori is Long Island all the way. Lori could kick her ass back up to Buffalo.

Has anyone pitched this show to Netflix? Or the CW?

by Anonymousreply 2804/05/2019

....

by Anonymousreply 2904/05/2019

lori should do time for thinking her dumb ass kids belong in college. if not in that family, they would be flippin burgers at the mac....

by Anonymousreply 3004/05/2019

I think they are going to serve at least a couple of months, my money is on Lori who already has her shiv ready.

by Anonymousreply 3104/05/2019

bread and water for 5 yrs !!!!

by Anonymousreply 3204/05/2019

That is the perfect punishment, r32. They’d get so fat eating nothing but bread.

by Anonymousreply 3304/05/2019

I wish the entire cast of that show could go to jail. For stealing my time slot.

by Anonymousreply 3404/05/2019

Huge fines, probation, community service. They won't go to jail but their careers are probably not going to recover.

by Anonymousreply 3504/05/2019

Wealthy and famous straight white women don’t do jail time. [italic]If they are[/italic] sentenced, it will be inconsequential. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 3604/05/2019

Love how they each gave themselves a hoi polloi makeover before their court appearance. Lori appears positively professorial in her glasses with its severe looking frame.😅

by Anonymousreply 3704/05/2019

I don't see them doing time in jail I see them paying big fines and having to perform community service. The rich always get off since they can pay their way out of jail time.

by Anonymousreply 3804/05/2019

Was worried for Keri Russell there for a minute, she shouldn’t go to jail for being in love with two men, who could choose between Ben and Noel?

by Anonymousreply 3904/05/2019

I actually think it’s the best PR for all parties involved if they serve time.

by Anonymousreply 4004/05/2019

[quote]They won't go to jail but their careers are probably not going to recover.

Felicity will bounce back with an edgy role where she plays a damaged or downright evil woman. Lori will have to be the bad girl on a night soap. Both will need to take a break.

If Martha can do it, they can. As R23 inadvertently pointed out, people's memories are pretty short when it comes to these things.

Five years from now this incident will be a, "remember when this thing happened?" type of event.

by Anonymousreply 4104/05/2019

Martha Stewart went to jail for straight up lying to the FBI during the active investigation of series of serious financial crimes. It's hard to get past that one. Five months in the pokey really is the minimum for that one.

Lori and Felicity paid for the services of a crook. They will weep and wail and say they did not know, understand, appreciate, just how seriously illegal his actions were. Why, they were his victims!

R22's point is imporant. "These women singlehandedly demolished the "Affirmative Action is reverse descrimination" narrative. For that alone they are sure to pay dearly." I can see the establishment letting Lori and Felicity slide, just to avoid throwing more sunlight on that harsh truth.

by Anonymousreply 4204/05/2019

How about the other rich deplorables whose names haven't been talked about. They are much more influential.

by Anonymousreply 4304/05/2019

[QUOTE] Lori, the husband her spawn MUST accept applications, meet those who apply, and then provide five $20,000 grants for five years.

Can their daughters apply?

by Anonymousreply 4404/05/2019

R29 LOL i like that show.

by Anonymousreply 4504/05/2019

There is no way either will do time AT ALL.Here is what will happen:

Both will get probation (5 years) with a hefty fine.

They have no criminal history, they are rich.They will not do time.Bank that.

by Anonymousreply 4604/05/2019

You’re wrong, R13. They will do jail time.

by Anonymousreply 4704/06/2019

No way.

by Anonymousreply 4804/06/2019

no they wont, they are members of the white upper class and they will be lawyered up to the max. Justice in America, baby, lets face it that is how this country rolls/

by Anonymousreply 4904/06/2019

I would be shocked if they actually got jail time.

by Anonymousreply 5004/06/2019

Oh god, it's just a school. Daycare for teens.

Why don't they just be open to rich people giving a humongous amount to get their kid enrolled- no questions asked?

by Anonymousreply 5104/06/2019

Jail time, OP? Umm, as if...

by Anonymousreply 5204/06/2019

[quote] It is up to the judge, but the prosecutor wants jail time. I would expect Lori to get more jail time because of the rowing scam. It is doubtful they have any information to give the prosecutor

No, they have absolutely NOTHING what so ever to tell the prosecutor. Remember, this case isn't like other cases where the authorities catch the low level people and use them for info to get the mastermind. They've already gotten the mastermind. He's the one who named names and revealed all these parents who hired him. There is NOTHING for Lori, Felicity or any of the others to trade.

One of the parents who was a lawyer already pled guilty yesterday. He threw himself on the mercy of the court

by Anonymousreply 5304/06/2019

There is a seven part thread about this mess, a lot of information.

by Anonymousreply 5404/06/2019

Who is going to fuck William H. Macy now???

by Anonymousreply 5504/06/2019

Mossimo, of course.

by Anonymousreply 5604/06/2019

There's more to this whole thing than the parents buying their kids better test scores and college admission. A lot of them (from what I found on the internet) have their own charities. They paid this mastermind guy with checks from their charities, under the guise of it being a charitable donation

One lady Michelle Janavs got $1.8 Million from her family when they sold their business. She parked it into her charity and invested the $1.8 M. She earned $97,496 from the investment fund in 2016. And since they are a charity, they only had to pay $115 dollars in taxes. She then used that money to make $100,000 worth of donations to her children's school. She's been donating to her kid's schools since they were in middle school (tax records for her scam of a charity don't go back any farther on the internet). Her charity is supposed to help "hungry children in America". She's a smart bitch though. She did donate $15,000 each year to the Orange County Food Bank.

And what do you know? Her children listed their "volunteer work" at the Orange County Food Bank on their college transcripts. And she only had to pay $115 dollars in taxes each year.

Someone who earns $7.25 an hour pays more than that per year in income tax and this fucking cunt was able to use her scam charity to earn $100 grand tax free and use those profits to get her stupid fucking kids into college

by Anonymousreply 5704/06/2019

Here's Mrs Janavs charity at a glance

by Anonymousreply 5804/06/2019

Huffman chain smokes, can she get tobaccy in prison? will she have to trade....'services' to get her smokes?

by Anonymousreply 5904/06/2019

Look at that smug cunt lori with her other spectacularly stupid daughter, laughing and putting on a show for the paparazzi

The other day before court she was posing for pics and giving autographs. She and her useless husband probably paid the people to stand there

by Anonymousreply 6004/06/2019

She'll figure out the drill, r59.....

by Anonymousreply 6104/06/2019

The prosecutors can demand anything but once the $800 an hour Hollywood lawyers get done with them they will ask for selfies with the ladies.

by Anonymousreply 6204/07/2019
by Anonymousreply 6304/07/2019

Felicity Huffman to plead guilty in college cheating admissions case....

by Anonymousreply 6404/08/2019

Hard for a parent to admit in public she betrayed her kid.

by Anonymousreply 6504/08/2019

What about the husband?

by Anonymousreply 6604/08/2019

R53 I said they have nothing to offer. That was a given from day one. The prosecutor wants jail time. It will be the judge to decide. The climate we are in I believe they will serve time.

by Anonymousreply 6704/08/2019

Felecity wasn't as involved as Lori and her husband was. Felicity has plead guilty and is contrite. I bet she gets a fine and community. She wasn't out front signing autographs and taking selfies with fans on her day in court.

by Anonymousreply 6804/08/2019

Felicity showed up to court in a black town car with her brother and one lawyer and walked in without any fanfare. Lori and her husband showed up in a huge black 'rockstar' vehicle, with a ton of lawyers surrounding her, smiling and waving like she's a huge movie star. Felicity has pleaded guilty while Lori and Mossimo intend to fight the charges, despite the evidence against them. Felicity has issued a public apology, while they have shown no regret or remorse whatsoever, and have been seen out and about enjoying themselves.

Their team of advisors should be fired for their stupidity, arrogance, and sense of entitlement.

by Anonymousreply 6904/08/2019

I think Lori and hubby will do time. They are still pleading not guilty.

by Anonymousreply 7004/08/2019

Aunt Becky is a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 7104/08/2019

Lock Aunt Becky up!

by Anonymousreply 7204/08/2019

Felicity is ...

by Anonymousreply 7304/08/2019

They are going to jail. Felicity will do six months to a year, Lori will do a year or two. They both could possibly get more. You people have no idea what you’re talking about, but this is DL so no surprise there.

by Anonymousreply 7404/08/2019

Apparently the feds want Felicity to do 4 - 10 months, $20,000 fine, 1 year probation and restitution.

by Anonymousreply 7504/08/2019

For those that don't trust TMZ

by Anonymousreply 7604/08/2019

Lori Loughlin and her husband must really trust their lawyers to get them out of doing jail time. I wonder why their lawyers think that they can fight the allegations when there is a paper trail leading right to Lori and Mossimo?

by Anonymousreply 7704/08/2019

Felicity will get nothing because of overcrowding, like other celebs got. She's hardly public enemy number one.

by Anonymousreply 7804/08/2019

These are federal crimes R78.

by Anonymousreply 7904/08/2019

Felicity seems to be taking some level of guilt and responsibility, and the amount she paid is smaller, so she probably will do less time.

Lori Loughlin, on the other hand, seems to be having a bit of entitlement and isn't pleading guilty. I suspect her and her cunt daughter will claim they are the victims. Hopefully Lori Cuntlin will do way more time.

by Anonymousreply 8004/08/2019

Why wasn't Olivia Jade charged? She's definitely complicit and this all happened when she was a legal adult.

by Anonymousreply 8104/08/2019

Her money didn't change hands.

by Anonymousreply 8204/09/2019

why dint Huffman wear a hat or tiara out in that wind? fiddling with her hair looks so unpretty and narcissistic galore....GUG WUG FUG

WHY IS SHE INTIMATELY HOLDING HANDS WITH HER LAWYER? TO SHOW THEYR FUKING?

by Anonymousreply 8304/09/2019

karma is a bitch

by Anonymousreply 8404/09/2019

Note the language of felicity’s statement: “I am in full acceptance...” That’s passive language. How about “I fully accept...”

Shows an arm’s length from taking responsibility.

by Anonymousreply 8504/09/2019

only thing missing in the vid they keep playing of her in her walk of shame to court with lawyer is a big fat Marlboro hangin from her lip.

by Anonymousreply 8604/09/2019

she wants plea agreement asap so more DIRTY LAUNDRY WILL BE AIRED BOUT HER OR HER FAMILY....

HOW NOBLE.

by Anonymousreply 8704/09/2019

Felonicity isn’t the only culprit. I hope the Fed’s investigate cheating schemes from decades ago.

by Anonymousreply 8804/09/2019

[quote]If they were fat 60 year old bookkeepers, they'd be going to jail.

Oh, my.

by Anonymousreply 8904/09/2019

And yet Donald Trump is a free man. Why is that?

by Anonymousreply 9004/09/2019

Revealed: Felicity Huffman is facing up to TEN MONTHS in jail after admitting guilt in the college admissions scandal - but Lori Loughlin and husband will be locked up for TWO YEARS in a plea deal, say experts

by Anonymousreply 9104/09/2019

[quote]Note the language of felicity’s statement: “I am in full acceptance...” That’s passive language. How about “I fully accept...”

[quote]Shows an arm’s length from taking responsibility.

Hopefully, it shows shame, but it is probably just fear.

by Anonymousreply 9204/09/2019

Not only will they both do jail time, they will both be felons. They will both be basically impossible to insure in the future on set. Their careers are over.

by Anonymousreply 9304/09/2019

I doubt they will be uninsurable R93. There are many actors that have felony records for a lot worse crimes.

by Anonymousreply 9404/09/2019

Really, R93?

by Anonymousreply 9504/09/2019

Felicity and Bill used to be the fugliest couple in Hollywood. A new face and she thought that could buy her immunity from the long arm of the law. Sorry bitch!

by Anonymousreply 9604/09/2019

Felicity is a big phony. It's just another attempt at a damage control. She and Bill have been giving their best attempt at that since her arrest. Just another acting assignment for them.

She's really only sorry she got caught and the negative effect it caused for her and her family.

by Anonymousreply 9704/09/2019

Regretting they got caught R97 would probably describe most people that commit a crime.

by Anonymousreply 9804/09/2019

Don’t bother R89, I have copies in triplicate.

by Anonymousreply 9904/09/2019

That is not her lawyer. It's her brother.

by Anonymousreply 10004/09/2019

@Tom_Winter

24 minutes ago

NBC News: Hollywood Actress Lori Loughlin has been indicted by a federal grand jury and faces charges of conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, honest services mail and wire fraud, and a new count of conspiracy to commit money laundering, according to the U.S. Attorney.

by Anonymousreply 10104/09/2019

They'll do two weeks.

by Anonymousreply 10204/09/2019

They will serve some serious time for money laundering.

by Anonymousreply 10304/09/2019

[quote]Don’t bother [R89], I have copies in triplicate.

I hope they're mimeos Ginny.

by Anonymousreply 10404/09/2019

What about tax fraud, listing the fees as donations and taking deductions?

by Anonymousreply 10504/09/2019

Lori and husband are in deep doo doo.

by Anonymousreply 10604/09/2019

I can't believe their lawyer didn't tell them to take the plea deal. Lori and her husband seem to be so delusional they believe they will not get convicted.

by Anonymousreply 10704/09/2019

I’m guessing that’s where the money laundering charges come in, r105.

by Anonymousreply 10804/09/2019

Loughlin has been offered a plea with two years jail time. She’d beat take it.

by Anonymousreply 10904/09/2019

A pardoned drug conviction is quite different from fraud.

by Anonymousreply 11004/09/2019

Link R109

by Anonymousreply 11104/09/2019

It’s all over the news. Google it, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 11204/09/2019

Well you are a nasty piece of shit R112. I have the news on and I have googled it. Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 11304/09/2019

Not only has she been offered two years, but she’s now been indicted on new charges of money laundering. She’s better take that offer.

Fuck off R113, you retarded twat.

by Anonymousreply 11404/09/2019

They can both be insured. The real problem for them is that their prospective audiences are almost universally pissed at them, making them difficult to market.

by Anonymousreply 11504/09/2019

R114, nowhere in that article does it say she was offered a plea deal for two years.

by Anonymousreply 11604/09/2019

[quote]But pretty actresses with fame and money in the bank

Pretty? You think I’m pretty?

Bless you, r13. I’ll be thinking of you when I’m learning how to munch muff.

by Anonymousreply 11704/09/2019

Whose the retarded twat R113? Oh, you are. Sorry you lack reading comprehension skills.

by Anonymousreply 11804/09/2019

Oops, meant R114.

by Anonymousreply 11904/09/2019

[quote]Whose the retarded twat

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 12004/09/2019

I know the difference R120. Should have been Who's. No one likes the "Oh, dear" troll. You just look very petty.

by Anonymousreply 12104/09/2019

Hahaha, now Loughlin is finally figuring out how serious this is with laundering charges. Can’t wait until prosecution rescinds the two year offer and offers five.

by Anonymousreply 12204/09/2019

What schools was Felicity trying to get the kid into? Is the kid still in high school now or in a college?

by Anonymousreply 12304/09/2019

I think vegemite is about umami

by Anonymousreply 12404/09/2019

oops

by Anonymousreply 12504/09/2019

For Felicity it really is up to the judge. If her sentencing guidelines are 4-10 months as reported then she is in a probation eligible box.

For those unfamiliar with the federal system there is no "overcrowding" in federal prison. They find room for everyone. They actually rarely step people back at sentencing if they are out on release. They send them home to wait for a date to report to the designated prison. There's a federal prison south of Oakland with a women's campus.

by Anonymousreply 12604/09/2019

Lori will turn state's evidence against Jade.

by Anonymousreply 12704/09/2019

You watch too much TV R127. No way she turns on her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 12804/09/2019

She could turn on other parents or other schemes she might have looked into.

by Anonymousreply 12904/09/2019

Could someone explain what the charges against Loughlin and Huffman are? I'm confused because, generally, it seems Loughlin and Huffman just paid huge amount of money to get their kids into school. But isn't that something that wealthy families have done for a while now? I get they paid some shady dude to fabricate their kids' applications, but is there actually a crime there? It would definitely be against college admissions policy (and probably get the kids kicked out), but is there an actual federal crime there? Admittedly, I'm not entirely schooled in the whole mail fraud and money-laundering thing, but is that really something Loughlin and Huffman did (as opposed to the guy they paid doing such things)? I can definitely see the issues of dishonesty, but am having difficulties seeing where the actions entered the "criminal territory.

by Anonymousreply 13004/10/2019

[quote]You watch too much TV [R127]. No way she turns on her daughter.

No, but I could easily see the daughter doing it. What a coward.

by Anonymousreply 13104/10/2019

Is Jade still vlogging?

by Anonymousreply 13204/10/2019

Loughlin and her lawyer’s are complete morons. They thought the prosecutors were bluffing. Enjoy jail, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 13304/10/2019

[quote] Could someone explain what the charges against Loughlin and Huffman are?

Both are charged with the ultimate crime...OF LOVING TOO MUCH!!!!! 😭 😭 😭

by Anonymousreply 13404/10/2019

New charge: conspiracy to commit money laundering...The locked up Gotti and trew away the key for less.

by Anonymousreply 13504/10/2019

I would just love to see Ms Goody Two Shoes (Lori) go to prison. Seriously, I cannot stop laughing.

by Anonymousreply 13604/10/2019

Lori is in deeper shit than Felicity, and still seems to act like nothing is going to happen to her. The reality of this just hasn't set in. She's still signing autographs outside the court house.

by Anonymousreply 13704/10/2019

I think when they added the charge of money laundering it hit her that this is serious. How many people would think a prosecutor is bluffing? She really fucked up by not taking his plea deal. I get that she doesn't want to do prison time, but now she has doubled her time in prison.

by Anonymousreply 13804/10/2019

I wonder if Lori's prison cell will be as cushy as Martha Stewart's.

by Anonymousreply 13904/10/2019

You can't blame the lawyer. Some clients just won't listen to good advice. Their choice.

by Anonymousreply 14004/10/2019

Please, please lock her up.

by Anonymousreply 14104/10/2019

vegas bets say lori will do a year in jail.

man she is hated

by Anonymousreply 14204/10/2019

DL, we need to organize a separate payer circle for Lori on here. Who's with me?

by Anonymousreply 14304/11/2019

Maybe Lori will get those tear drop prison tattoos

by Anonymousreply 14404/11/2019

Too bad Lori doesn't have a ride-or-die spouse like Wendy Williams is. In the same situation, Wendy would have taken all of the blame even if her husband had masterminded the whole scheme. Lori's husband is probably looking for wife number 2 as we speak. Bye, girl.

by Anonymousreply 14504/11/2019

Yes, r139, it will. That's why they call it "Club Fed".

by Anonymousreply 14604/11/2019

R134: Celeste Talbert could have gotten a better sitcom than [italic]Full House[/italic] if they ever cancelled [italic]The Sun Also Sets[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 14704/11/2019

They’ll both write books, go on an apology tour, and star in TV movies based on the ordeal. Win win.

by Anonymousreply 14804/11/2019

Indeed. They had better watch those women's prison box sets.

by Anonymousreply 14904/11/2019

[quote]Felicity seems to be taking some level of guilt and responsibility

No she isn't. Her only choice was to plead guilty or risk lots of jail time. This isn't a "is she or isn't she guilty" type of situation. It's a she's fucking guilty situation. The ringleader got caught first. He made a deal with the prosecutors/investigators to rat out all the parents. He (with the FBI monitoring/recording everything) called and emailed the parents and got them all to confess. Most of these people used their own charities to launder the money and they avoided taxes on that money because they funneled it through their charities. They signed fraudulent tax returns.

These people had absolutely NOTHING to bargain with. That's why the first guy to plead guilty and throw himself on the mercy of the court was a hot shot lawyer at a big firm. He's going to get disbarred and go to jail. And he's delighted that he's getting off as easy as he's getting off (with a reduced jail sentence). Had he gone to court he would have lost and would be spending years in prison

The thing with going to court is that the prosecutors will turn their lives inside out while investigating. Who knows what other crimes these people committed could be revealed? When you are 100% guilty and a prosecutor offers you a deal, TAKE IT

by Anonymousreply 15004/11/2019

You can't get into the mind and heart of someone R150 so stop with your pious attitude. I would hope most of us would not do what these parents have done, but we were never put in that position. I know my parents (grandparents) would not have done something like that. With all their flaws, and there were many, honest wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 15104/11/2019

*honesty

by Anonymousreply 15204/11/2019

"Why wasn't Olivia Jade charged? She's definitely complicit and this all happened when she was a legal adult."

Lying in and of itself is not a crime

by Anonymousreply 15304/11/2019

Lori's looks aren't fading

by Anonymousreply 15404/11/2019

Open the dictionary to the entry for “basic bitch” and her picture will be there.

by Anonymousreply 15504/11/2019

Would you like to reassess R145? Wendy Williams finally served her asshole of an ex husband with divorce papers.

by Anonymousreply 15604/12/2019

lori will

she is known for the selfish rich bossy skunt she is

let us pity her poor passive husband who must put up with her skuntishness

DIVORCE HER DUDE NOW

by Anonymousreply 15704/12/2019

[quote] Lying in and of itself is not a crime

No, but perpetrating or being part of her mother's fraud (by acting like she was on the rowing team) is a crime. And she told other students she was on the rowing team

Her mom may have committed fraud, but she co-conspired with her mother (if not before she was accepted, then at least after she was accepted). And we all know she did before because the authorities have confirmed she posed for pictures on rowing machines (to feed the lie she was an experienced rower, worthy of being on the team)

That's against the law. And conspiracy is easy to prove. But I have a feeling the prosecutors will let her get away with it. If she were a minority student, she'd have the book thrown at her, but white privilege and the fact that she is borderline retarded will help her avoid charges

by Anonymousreply 15804/12/2019

[quote]DL, we need to organize a separate payer circle for Lori on here. Who's with me?

Screw that shit. I’m praying Lisa Whelchel gets her Hallmark gigs.

by Anonymousreply 15904/12/2019

[quote] DIVORCE HER DUDE NOW

I saw a picture of them at court and she's grinning and he is not looking happy at all. If he were smart he'd plead guilty and serve her with divorce papers the same day. But these two aren't what anyone would call bright. Their vapid, ridiculous children are evidence that arrogance, stupidity and entitlement can be genetic

by Anonymousreply 16004/12/2019

If they’re divorced, one might have to testify against the other.

by Anonymousreply 16104/12/2019

"No, but perpetrating or being part of her mother's fraud (by acting like she was on the rowing team) is a crime."

Pretending to be on the rowing team is not a crime. Again, you need to look at what she was actually charged with.

by Anonymousreply 16204/12/2019

desperate fool housewives

by Anonymousreply 16304/12/2019

I'm not a lawyer, so I googled conspiracy to commit a crime. Here's what I found--

"What’s a Criminal Conspiracy? Put simply, a criminal conspiracy is an agreement to commit an unlawful act. The agreement itself is the crime, but at least one co-conspirator must take an “overt act” in furtherance of the conspiracy. Under the federal conspiracy statute:

The agreement by two or more persons is the essence of the crime. If there is no agreement, there can be no conspiracy. The co-conspirators must agree to commit a federal crime or to defraud the United States or any federal agency in any manner and for any purpose. At least one co-conspirator must take an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy. The overt act itself need not be unlawful, and not all members of the conspiracy are required to take an overt act; one co-conspirator’s overt act is enough. For example, one co-conspirator’s rental of a van – a perfectly legal act – to be used in a bank robbery is sufficient for his co-conspirators to be held criminally accountable for their agreement to rob the bank, even if no other steps are taken.

A co-conspirator must have knowledge of the agreement and its unlawful objectives, but it isn’t necessary for a conspiracy to succeed in its unlawful objective. A defendant can be convicted of conspiracy, yet be acquitted of the substantive crime he conspired to commit.

If the facts support it, a prosecutor will almost always charge conspiracy. It is frequently included along with securities fraud, bank fraud, insurance fraud, and mail or wire fraud charges in white collar criminal cases. In one year alone, federal prosecutors charged conspiracy in nearly 1,000 cases.

A conspiracy charge provides the government with numerous advantages. For one, every member of the conspiracy is responsible for the criminal acts of others taken in furtherance of the conspiracy, so a conspiracy charge can dramatically enhance the consequences of a guilty verdict for any single defendant. For another, evidentiary rules are relaxed for the statements of co-conspirators, making it easier for prosecutors to present the jury with incriminating evidence.

by Anonymousreply 16404/12/2019

Loughlin pleading not guilty. Hahahaha. This bitch is a total fool and her lawyers are garbage.

by Anonymousreply 16504/15/2019

What about the CEOs who gave millions in bribes? Do they face prison time as well?

by Anonymousreply 16604/15/2019

I just hope neither works again. Felicity gets this as karma for not speaking to the other actors (besides her fellow Housewives) on her show unless the camera was rolling. Hate that shit.

by Anonymousreply 16704/15/2019

It is gonna be fun to watch Lori and Mr Lori lose everything!

by Anonymousreply 16804/15/2019

Money laundering carries a maximum penalty of up to 20 years. Loris looking at at least one year in the slammer. She's just to dim to realize it. And no, the judge will not just make them pay restitution or pay a fine. Their money is tainted. The court will not accept their tainted money.

by Anonymousreply 16904/15/2019

You all are fools to think these rich, White bitches are going to see any time in jail.

Won't. Ever. Happen.

by Anonymousreply 17004/15/2019

According to the report I heard on the radio, an Attorney in SO Cal said that it's very possible that Lori and her husband will claim that they were misled by the guy they gave the money to and all they will have to do is ask for leniency and pay a fine. The Attorney said they wouldn't be surprised if they only get House Arrest and a small fine (because there's no proof that their crime hurt any one individual).... or they could not get any jail time at all (including House Arrest) and just get a lot of community service. Because they are so wealthy, the Attorney said that the "community service," could be minimal as well as a "large donation," would be seen as benefiting such a large number of people it would be used to factor in "comparable hours of community service."

by Anonymousreply 17104/18/2019

The prosecutor has said he wants jail time for them R171. I'll take the word of the prosecutor over some attorney in California.

by Anonymousreply 17204/18/2019

The Prosecutor can want whatever he wants. He won't be the one to make the decision.

by Anonymousreply 17304/18/2019

6 mos. is a long time, even is she gets out early. Imagine it; day in, day out- jail, jail, jail. Depressing, boring, scary, lonely, humiliating...

I also believe their daughters were complicit in the plans.

by Anonymousreply 17404/18/2019

[quote]She's just to dim to realize it.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 17504/18/2019

[quote]The Prosecutor can want whatever he wants. He won't be the one to make the decision.

You’re right, but he may refuse to negotiate on any deal that doesn’t include jail time. If she wants to go to trial, so be it. Then she’s risking federal minimum sentencing.

by Anonymousreply 17604/18/2019

[quote]Then she’s risking federal minimum sentencing.

HAHAHAHA

by Anonymousreply 17704/18/2019

And the prosecutor has said any plea deal will include prison time R176.

by Anonymousreply 17804/18/2019

Whose Paul Mafort R177?

by Anonymousreply 17904/18/2019

Time for Kim K to advocate for them to Dump to obtain a pardon. She's working on her law degree and super smart.

by Anonymousreply 18004/18/2019

I dont think KIM K is dumb, is she defense attorney material, hell no. The biggest hurdle in becoming a lawyer is the massive amount of legal jargon and having a strategic mindset.

by Anonymousreply 18104/18/2019

*Who's

by Anonymousreply 18204/18/2019

Never fear; NY Times reporter & pundit, Amanda Hess, has it covered.

by Anonymousreply 18304/18/2019

Ah, the cocodile tears...I was wondering how long it would take her to pull that out of back pocket.

by Anonymousreply 18405/13/2019

So did the judge sentence Felicity or what?

by Anonymousreply 18505/13/2019

4 months prison

by Anonymousreply 18605/13/2019

Which daughter was the one who was sold as being part of a rowing crew? Didn't she have pictures taken in rowing gear or something?

So how can the parents claim the daughter knew absolutely nothing - the kid would know whether or not she was a rower. Also, didn't a proctor take the test for the daughter? Because there's no way the daughter could claim to know nothing if someone else was taking the test.

by Anonymousreply 18705/13/2019

Facility is going to prison for sure.

There’s a good chance Lori will be acquitted. No jury is going to convict Aunt Becky.

by Anonymousreply 18805/13/2019

Macy's wife will get 4-6 months max.

by Anonymousreply 18905/13/2019

Felicity will not be sentenced until September. She was with her brother again. No William Macy. That's cold.

by Anonymousreply 19005/13/2019

There should be like Hollywood reality TV jail where they are forced to be cell mates and it has an opening like the Odd couple with Felicity as Oscar and Lori as Felix. Part of the punishment is there are twenty-four hour live feeds that anyone can watch at any time and each show they have challenges like taking the SAT and who can do the rowing machine the longest. And whoever wins that week gets their sentence reduced by a week and it gets added to the loser’s time.

by Anonymousreply 19105/13/2019

R191-lol I love this idea😂

by Anonymousreply 19205/14/2019

I told you that Felicity will get about 6 months and a year supervised, and I was right. You cunts crowing about how she won’t see jail time were WRONG. She’s absolutely going to jail and is now a felon, forever. Next up, Lori Dumbass Loughlin, who’s going to be seeing a lot longer than the two years I predicted because she’s a moron with moron lawyers who refused to take the plea. I’m expecting at least four now, with two years probation, and you can bump this when she gets sentenced.

by Anonymousreply 19305/14/2019

R173 "The Prosecutor can want whatever he wants. He won't be the one to make the decision."

You are right. U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani (who accepted Huffman's plea) decides her sentence unless Huffman's case is transferred to another judge.

R188 "No jury is going to convict Aunt Becky."

No jury in Boston knows about, much less gives a shit about Aunt Becky. Boston is not LA. Or NYC. Why Lori doesn't understand this (or has been made to understand this) is baffling.

by Anonymousreply 19405/14/2019

I don't think anyone on DL thought Felicity wouldn't do time.

by Anonymousreply 19505/14/2019

If I were a producer , after everything is done, I'd hire Lori and Felicity to remake "House Of Women" and get John Waters to write and direct. William H Macy as the Warden and Mosssimo to do the costumes.

by Anonymousreply 19605/14/2019

Wrong R195.

by Anonymousreply 19705/14/2019

Felicity could still do no time. The judge could just give her probation.

by Anonymousreply 19805/14/2019

Apparently, Olivia Jade is partying like a rock star while her mom shits bricks. 😂

by Anonymousreply 19905/15/2019

[quote]Apparently, Olivia Jade is partying like a rock star

That’s all she ever wanted to do in the first place. Too bad her mother decided to interfere.

by Anonymousreply 20005/15/2019

Lori is not delusional. She's been assured by her handlers that everything is going to be worked out. A lot of successful people owe their fame to the elite, who have final say over who advances and who doesn't. In return, these famous people perform certain "favors" throughout their careers. Some will even sign over their kids.

Lori probably has been told she has to go through this humiliation ritual in order to ascend to the next level or keep what she's amassed. She will get blindsided in the end, just like Lindsay Lohan when they told her she could blow off community service and nothing would happen to her.

by Anonymousreply 20105/15/2019

She's gotta be on hormone replacement therapy. That is not normal aging for an over-50 year old woman.

by Anonymousreply 20205/15/2019

Maybe when she gets out Lori can star as herself in the made for tv Lifetime movie that's bound to be written. Felicity can star in the PSA that runs during commercial breaks, warning parents against the dangers of snowplow parenting.

by Anonymousreply 20305/15/2019

[quote] Felicity could still do no time. The judge could just give her probation.

Yes, that's correct. She's in a probation box. Federal sentencing guidelines are not mandatory. Up to the judge. Maybe the judge will feel prison serves no purpose and that she's been humbled and groveled enough.

After three decades of this I am not blood thirsty for jail for anyone except those who need to be removed from society for the safety of others and those who keep re-offending and never learn.

by Anonymousreply 20405/15/2019

Olivia Jade's highschool guidance counselor implicates her in the conspiracy. Says dad got irate when she questioned Olivia's rowing credentials.

by Anonymousreply 20505/16/2019

Yes, I think someone has a lawyer on the sly who's framing this to all be Mossimo's fault.

by Anonymousreply 20605/16/2019

Did Mossimo get cheek implants? He resembles a chipmunk.

by Anonymousreply 20705/16/2019

R194 I've seen so many people that are like, "She shouldn't go to jail because I love Aunt Becky!" It's nuts.

by Anonymousreply 20805/16/2019

They should absolutely do jail time, and they will.

by Anonymousreply 20905/16/2019

Jail should be reserved for criminals who are a danger to society.

We need less people incarcerated.

Just let Aunt Becky pay a large fine.

by Anonymousreply 21005/16/2019

The country is corrupt from top to bottom so why wouldn't these people try to get in the game? Small cases like this exist in corrupt nation states to give the impression to the great unwashed that the state discourages corruption. Pitiful.

by Anonymousreply 21105/16/2019

When you're dealing with rich people for whom no fine means anything, what is a meaningful punishment other than a short period of incarceration?

by Anonymousreply 21205/16/2019

A fine means they can still buy their way out of any situation, they can't buy their way out of jail time.

by Anonymousreply 21305/16/2019

Are you people stupid? They were accused of laundering money. They are not going to reward them by allowing them to pay a fine with money they essentially obtained through theft. Now if the IRS wants to get in the mix, that's a separate issue.

Only thing Aunt Becky can do now is turn on the husband and hope the judge/jury falls for the age old stereotype about Italians and organized crime. She might even throw in a mental abuse charge for added sympathy.

I love Olivia Jade's magical thinking that if she just moves out of the house, the whole mess will just dissappear.

by Anonymousreply 21405/16/2019

^disappear

by Anonymousreply 21505/16/2019

R214 charging these two with money laundering is ridiculous. It's those who received the money who laundered their gains.

by Anonymousreply 21605/16/2019

R216, the co-conspirators end up just as guilty as the principal players. The spokes spin the wheel.

by Anonymousreply 21705/17/2019

How come Felicity had to go to court in Boston. She went to one in LA initially.

by Anonymousreply 21805/17/2019

I’m glad you asked that, r218, because I was wondering the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 21905/18/2019

Lori will have to strengthen her tongue....it will be getting lots of use...

by Anonymousreply 22005/18/2019

No, she won't. She'll be in federal, low-security prison with a lot of other people who've committed financial crimes.

by Anonymousreply 22105/18/2019
by Anonymousreply 22205/18/2019

Yet another guilty plea.

I can’t believe Lori didn’t plead and take her medicine.

by Anonymousreply 22306/02/2019

If Americans illegally get their children into college they go to jail. But if foreigners illegally invade America, they get free college. Can anyone explain the logic behind that?

by Anonymousreply 22406/02/2019

No jail and then we'll have to listen to their Victim Tours for years afterwards. Fucking actresses are the WORST.

by Anonymousreply 22506/02/2019

No logic because it's bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 22606/02/2019

hahahaha

by Anonymousreply 22706/02/2019

Another hahahaha

by Anonymousreply 22806/07/2019

Why doesn't Lori dye her roots?

by Anonymousreply 22906/07/2019

She does, she's 55 years old, do you really think those are her real roots?

by Anonymousreply 23006/08/2019
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