Would you hit it?
Would you hit it?
|by Anonymous||reply 206||04/16/2019|
Only on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/30/2019|
Perhaps if he was awake.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/30/2019|
Skinny, lanky guys are repulsive.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/30/2019|
I'd hit the gas and getaway - FAST.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/30/2019|
Sure. Nice beefy frame and big fat cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/30/2019|
Absolutely I would hit that !! Lanky, nerdy, big dick and high testosterone judging by that beard shadow. Bet he is awesome in the sack and blows a big volume of thick love cream
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/30/2019|
I want him in me, quite deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/30/2019|
You can tell he cums like a volcano
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/30/2019|
This is a dude sleeping, not some Instahoe promoting himself. If he didn't give permission to post this your a low life OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/30/2019|
Hey, OP, thief, I DISCOVERED that fine hung dude and posted him for comparison purposes, on the creepy FTM thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/30/2019|
Blergh, why would you post that????
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/30/2019|
Thanks, R10. He deserved his own thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/30/2019|
Maybe if he was uncut.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/30/2019|
I like his fuzz.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/30/2019|
Whats going on with his fingertips?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/30/2019|
Just my type.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/30/2019|
I've noticed there are two types on DL. One that finds any sort of guy hot, and the other who feels no guy is hot enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/30/2019|
R18: Which camp do you fit in?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/30/2019|
Don't forget us size queens. Priorities.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/30/2019|
I love hairy guys, but he looks unkempt.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/30/2019|
R11= obviously lesbian
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/30/2019|
I love DL sometimes. I just laughed so hard. Hot or not, the pic and the query just cracked me up. As did the ice bucket next to him on the bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/30/2019|
I'm surprised he has so little pit hair compared to his bush, legs and chest tho
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/30/2019|
Yes. Though he does look a little grubby. I'd have to inspect the merch first. So far so good though, well as much as you can tell from some shitty photo circa 2003.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/30/2019|
Whenever I see random pics like this on here, I always wonder if any of them are made aware they are on our wonderful site.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/30/2019|
He looks tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/30/2019|
R28, I can't imagine anyone would allow a picture like that of themselves to be used for public consumption.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/30/2019|
This thread was started by the pervy Michael Jackson defender! It's a picture of his roommate taken off guard and he was hoping that you would attack the guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/30/2019|
Hell yes! Just get those glasses off him and let's get to work!
I love rosy, alabaster skin with dark hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/30/2019|
But can he type?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/30/2019|
His legs look fat and nasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/30/2019|
This looks to have been shot in some VERY cheap, seedy motel room which makes it SO much hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/30/2019|
He's hung nicely with big balls. I'd like to play with him. Probably the down-to-earth type.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/30/2019|
The top cover blankets in crappy hotels never get washed unless they are truly and visibly soiled.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/30/2019|
He probably looks like this fat grease ball when he's awake. Ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/30/2019|
So, judging from the flaccid size I'd say he's around 8 1/2- 9" and THICK at full mast.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/30/2019|
I wanna see his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/30/2019|
[quote]He probably looks like this fat grease ball when he's awake. Ugly.
I actually think the guy at R38 is pretty adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/30/2019|
Yeah I’d hop on that stick. I just need to know that he’s showered first. I would want him to cum in my butt. And the guy at R38, I would do anything he wanted to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/30/2019|
R41, you truly have abominable taste and obviously like lardtards.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/30/2019|
Cocky Latino with big balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/30/2019|
R18 that is so true. I think most men though will fuck anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/30/2019|
A thread full of chubby chasers! Here's your ideal man.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/30/2019|
R44, this thread is not about the standard gay for pay muscle queen, it's about lardy ordinary lads taken off guard, so please fuck off.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/30/2019|
I don’t think R38 looks fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/30/2019|
R38 has a round doughy face and a double chin. He is fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/30/2019|
[quote][R41], you truly have abominable taste and obviously like lardtards.
No actually, I just prefer normal bodied men who look like human beings rather than hollow cheeked, chiseled jawline,pouty lipped model types and 0% body fat Instagram whores and porn performers.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/30/2019|
I posted this rando to this thread. The rest is history.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/30/2019|
R44 that guy is gross! Just the attitude in the face is enough to turn me off b
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/30/2019|
Looks like he can take you to POUNDTOWN OP!!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/30/2019|
Eww I just realized something !! That is obviously a room a Motel 6 or Red Roof Inn AND he is lying on top of that bedspread that NEVER gets washed . Biohazard !
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/30/2019|
R51 that is not the same guy. The guy in your post is a FTM
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/30/2019|
The toxic haze has already caused strange skin flaps growing over his fingernails.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/30/2019|
He's obviously passed out drunk, which would explain the ice bucket in bed with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/30/2019|
[quote]I wanna see his ass.
I guarantee he has no muscle tone.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/30/2019|
Yes. I posted this rando at R140 in the FTM thread. To needlessly remind everyone what male junk looks like.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/30/2019|
Would you join him on his deck?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/30/2019|
He has quite a large lollipop d'amour.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/30/2019|
Speaking of FTMs, do they ever request a circ-scar resulting in a bi-colored dock like the OP guy? - who I think is hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/30/2019|
Who cares about Ftms?? Back to this hung God on the sleazy, crab motel bed
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/30/2019|
R60 has man boobs and that cock is photoshop
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/30/2019|
Yup. Just so long as if he smiled and didn't have chainsaw teeth or bucktooth. One night only and better have some good weed.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/30/2019|
Those are beautiful balls
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/30/2019|
I wanna sniff his nutsack.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/30/2019|
I would but then again I have low standards.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/30/2019|
I'd do him. I like furry unkept bushes, hairy legs, and chests. Lose the ancient glasses though. Nice big dick and nuts too.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/30/2019|
R50 types FAT. Go get yourself a pint of Ben and Jerrys cookie dough, lard queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/30/2019|
[quote]Would you hit it?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/30/2019|
I wanna know the situation behind this photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/30/2019|
As long as he’s clean, I’d jump his bones in a second. That full bush is a refreshing sight.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/30/2019|
Not only would I hit it,id fall in love with it ! Hes okay looking and I bet that cock is a thing of beauty when throbbing hard. This is the kind of guy that fucks you really well.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/30/2019|
I bet his crotch smells heavenly!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/30/2019|
You just know he smells of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/30/2019|
Don't mistake his scent for your mother's, R77.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/30/2019|
This is probably a straight dude the fucking pedo apologist Op has taken a sneaky photo of. He wouldn't want any of you fuglimic queens up his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/30/2019|
And the room too, with the stagnant scent of cigarette butts and stanky beer wafting in the air.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/30/2019|
I bet this guy would do just about anything. He’s probably a lot of fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/30/2019|
The guy is too greasy and unkempt looking to be gay. A gay guy would wear contacts not nasty cheap glasses.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/30/2019|
R81 I suppose you supply that meth shit
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/30/2019|
This lardy guy isn't a meth head. Probably a teacher in some slum school who falls onto his bed exhausted at 8pm, hoping to wank but doesn't even have the energy for that in the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/30/2019|
He looks like his feet stink.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/30/2019|
And if all that there is
Is this fear of being used
I should go back to being lonely and confused
If I could, I would
|by Anonymous||reply 86||03/30/2019|
I bet you'd get those eggs in your brain if you licked his ass. He looks unhygienic.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||03/30/2019|
Yep, R87. Kind of scummy and dirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/30/2019|
Average body. Larger than average dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/30/2019|
Guys who are wearing glasses in 2019 literally do not give a fuck. He probably doesn't even wash properly. Very very unlikely to be gay with all that greasy pubic hair, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/30/2019|
Who took the pic, OP? Or were you using self-timer?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/30/2019|
Post more like him OP. Us gheys need comparison so we can do more judging on a random nude guy that looks like he was 25 in 2005.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/30/2019|
I would have to see him take a shower first. Maybe trim his bush.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/30/2019|
Stupid post. How can anyone assess his body from that angle.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/30/2019|
No bush trimming. At all.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||03/30/2019|
Just a lardy straight bro who fell asleep after a wank and his queeny roommate crept in to take a sly pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||03/30/2019|
Well he certainly does not need smoke and mirrors for illusory size enhancement.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/30/2019|
That looks like a Motel 6
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/30/2019|
I straightened his face up and zoomed in so we could get a better look at him. He's got a definite straight guy sneer on his face, even in sleep. Oh yes, he'd probably fuck your brains out and then beat the shit out of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/30/2019|
Guys with grandpa glasses don't beat anyone up
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/30/2019|
He looks like he's either a smelly construction worker or a smelly systems analyst for a big bank. Whatever he does I'd sit on his face and ride him reverse cowboy until the cheap motel bed collapsed.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/30/2019|
Probably can't even get it hard. For the 2019 people he looks like a gamer who smells like dried up cum and talks dumb.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/30/2019|
R100 guys like this do.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/30/2019|
R99. Good work! And on a Saturday night! We commend you!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/30/2019|
[quote]Probably a teacher in some slum school who falls onto his bed exhausted at 8pm,
I think he looks more like an assistant manager at Staples
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/30/2019|
this thread is hilarious
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/30/2019|
r105 is correct. total Staples manager. maybe best buy
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/30/2019|
He has a cleft chin. That's a sign of virility.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/30/2019|
Best Buy, yes! Even better.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/30/2019|
R107 Wal-Mart at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/30/2019|
Another reason to strip the bedspread off the bed at a motel / hotel.
He has potential. Style the hair, remove the glasses, a little bit of tan, and he'd be hot. The photo is also taken from an angle that makes his left leg look extra-hairy.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/30/2019|
He looks like he might have a meaty ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/30/2019|
I'd sit right down on his big dick. Very useful.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/30/2019|
Given up bod on the way to dadbod.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/30/2019|
He has horrendous teeth, is he a Brit?
And definite tard face.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/30/2019|
[quote]Another reason to strip the bedspread off the bed at a motel / hotel.
I'd go all Farah Fawcett/Burning bed on that thing after his stinky ass were on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/30/2019|
I’d rather die.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/30/2019|
was* on it
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/30/2019|
Something tells me that if this was a motel there would at least be a lamp next to the alarm clock.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/30/2019|
He probably is taking a much needed break from playing Fortnite with 12 y/o's.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/30/2019|
Bitch please, R116. You'd hike up your caftan and spread your crusty buttcheeks faster than a speeding bullet.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/30/2019|
[QUOTE]Post more like him OP.
Uhh, no, please. No thanks, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/30/2019|
He'd be hotter if he hit the gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||03/30/2019|
"Hike up your caftans and spread your crusty buttcheeks!"
Data Lounge has a new battle cry!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||03/30/2019|
But what if he just wanted to eat you out and then fuck you from behind? You wouldn’t have to look at him and he has a big dick. Would you at least let him eat you out?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/30/2019|
I will neither confirm nor deny that accusation, R121.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/30/2019|
This is some frat house prank. They've taken a picture of a random mature student and are all screaming with laughter at our comments.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/30/2019|
R124 r121 that really was the best thing I’ve heard in a long time.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/30/2019|
R125 is the lead frat boy who is secretly gay but pretends to be het.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/30/2019|
R127 ohhh I bet you are right!!! I never thought about that!! I feel kinda bad for him now.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/30/2019|
All the language, 'eat you out',. 'dude' is frat talk.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/30/2019|
Best Buy? Staples? We should be so lucky. That guy is a food handler. And not a waiter. Like, in the kitchen. Handling our food.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/30/2019|
Yep, check R132. Frat boy talking about someone who's a chef in his university refectory.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/30/2019|
If he is, R132, I hope he works at Chick-fil-a and he never washes his hands for all of you self-loathing fat whores who eat there!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/30/2019|
I think this is 2010 and he works at The Bronx Zoo in security of some sort.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/30/2019|
He has Target electronics written all over him.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/30/2019|
Who are the villains who greyed out OP? I'm w&wing OP. Fuck you, fraus.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/30/2019|
I bet he smells like funyuns and pepsi
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/30/2019|
There’s a white box next to him. Is it Kleenex?
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/30/2019|
[quote]He's got a definite straight guy sneer on his face
No he doesn't R99.
He actually looks rather sweet and vulnerable.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/30/2019|
Is it creepy for thinking about sucking his cock while he’s asleep?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/30/2019|
Reposting his photo for those who can't see it because of stupid fraus.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/30/2019|
Ugh. Fuck no.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/30/2019|
Poor guy. All of us phags ragging on this anonymous dude passed out or sleeping in a motel. Scum haha. Jealous much
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/30/2019|
Well, if he didn't insist on falling asleep after fucking some creepy whore at a cheap motel, this never would've happened, R145!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/30/2019|
Definitely a Craigslist hookup
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/30/2019|
[quote]Is it creepy for thinking about sucking his cock while he’s asleep?
No, only if you actually DO it.
We don't have thought crime...yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/30/2019|
R146 Just joshing y'all. But that picture looks like something that was shared around the time when myspace was around lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/30/2019|
[quote]Poor guy. All of us phags ragging on this anonymous dude passed out or sleeping in a motel.
I wouldn't say that. A lot of these comments have actually been extremely complementary.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/30/2019|
I wonder what state this is in?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/30/2019|
It's called flaccid, R151
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/30/2019|
I love those big, low-hanging balls. Slurp!
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/30/2019|
[quote]It's called flaccid, [R151]
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/30/2019|
Try the veal and tip your waitress, R155!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/30/2019|
This looks like a midwest situation to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/30/2019|
A sleazy motel in Texas.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/30/2019|
I just feel bad for him. He is probably a nice guy and doesn’t know that people were being mean to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/30/2019|
I feel bad for him too. OP, do you have more pics of this guy? We know you do.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/30/2019|
And now the world knows he has a giant slab of manmeat. Oh boo hoo for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/30/2019|
My pictures have made the rounds online and some guys I've hooked up with too, but since I've been done with that for a good 5yrs now my only take back is you live you learn.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/30/2019|
I wouldn't toss him out of bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/30/2019|
He looks like he might need a hot shower first though.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/30/2019|
[quote]OP, do you have more pics of this guy? We know you do
we do? looks like some random picture OP found on a blog
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/30/2019|
R162 how did your photos end up circulating the web? Did you actually find yourself?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/30/2019|
Here's what he's dreaming:
Bacon Pizza That chick at the Chipotle counter had big titties Pizza I caught the winning Super Bowl touchdown Flying cars Werewolf Sexy chick werewolf Call of Duty winning score --- sweet! Burrito Sexy librarian 🎵Hot Pockets🎵 theme song Pizza
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/30/2019|
Here's what he's dreaming:
That chick at the Chipotle counter had big titties
I caught the winning Super Bowl touchdown
Sexy chick werewolf
Call of Duty winning score --- sweet!
🎵Hot Pockets🎵 theme song
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/30/2019|
Here's what he's thinking after realizing gay DLers are lusting for him:
Guys wanna sniff my balls?
I gotta hairy bush?
Dude, does other dudes liking me make me gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/30/2019|
Went local first and well you know how fast the internet works living in a college town..I was pretty oblivious and horny back then. R166
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/30/2019|
He looks like he would be a fun fuck, and have a nice big hard cum filled cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/30/2019|
I hope he knows he's a Datalounge icon now.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/30/2019|
He's obviously gay for pay.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/30/2019|
Too unkempt for gay for pay.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/30/2019|
I wonder if he’s got the tape on his nails because he broke them fisting?
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/30/2019|
Looks like tape. Maybe dried cum.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/30/2019|
An authentic, natural man. I like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/30/2019|
Is he a top, bottom, or vers?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/30/2019|
He's a catatonic vers.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/30/2019|
He needs to shave.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/30/2019|
Who are all the shaving queens? Leftovers from the metrosexual 2004? He looks fine as is.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/30/2019|
The neck beard needs to go.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/30/2019|
Hot body with hit by bus face
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/31/2019|
"chainsaw teeth" LOL LOL LOL I'm going to add that one to my repertoire.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/31/2019|
Is this an example of "chainsaw teeth"?
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/31/2019|
Ok. This has been a fun DL thread but should we wake him up now? Tell him what we did?
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/31/2019|
vegetarians/vegans beware. I think he's a butcher/meat cutter. I bet he has the metallic smell of blood.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/31/2019|
Average guy body with superman cock
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/31/2019|
Looks like the original photo is gone.....anyone book mark it?
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/31/2019|
Oops, never mind it's at R143
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/31/2019|
[quote]Guys who are wearing glasses in 2019 literally do not give a fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||04/01/2019|
I think men (especially very hot men) who wear glasses are extra sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||04/01/2019|
At least one of you noted that the pic seemed 'dated'. I did a reverse Google image search on this pic and the oldest page that had it was from November 2009, so it's been around for awhile.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||04/01/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 195||04/01/2019|
He has a delicious cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||04/01/2019|
What do you guys think of this lard queen?
|by Anonymous||reply 197||04/01/2019|
Yes, with a blunt object
|by Anonymous||reply 198||04/01/2019|
Niall Horan really should be called Niall Hogran these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||04/01/2019|
Is that also Niall Horan in R38's picture? Whomever, he't hot as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||04/08/2019|
He is dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||04/08/2019|
Niall is looking hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 202||04/15/2019|
Those are bandaids on his fingers. Who does that? A guitarist?
|by Anonymous||reply 203||04/15/2019|
R202, Niall Hogran is fucking ENORMOUS! He used to be slim and cute. He looks like he's eaten his old self.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||04/15/2019|
R204 Little chub never killed nobody! I don’t expect a singer like Niall to have a perfect body. Extra pounds look good on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||04/16/2019|
R203 Who has bandaids?
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