This dude's body

Only on DL.

Perhaps if he was awake.

Skinny, lanky guys are repulsive.

I'd hit the gas and getaway - FAST.

Sure. Nice beefy frame and big fat cock.

Absolutely I would hit that !! Lanky, nerdy, big dick and high testosterone judging by that beard shadow. Bet he is awesome in the sack and blows a big volume of thick love cream

I want him in me, quite deeply.

You can tell he cums like a volcano

This is a dude sleeping, not some Instahoe promoting himself. If he didn't give permission to post this your a low life OP!

Hey, OP, thief, I DISCOVERED that fine hung dude and posted him for comparison purposes, on the creepy FTM thread.

Blergh, why would you post that????

Thanks, R10. He deserved his own thread.

hot.

Maybe if he was uncut.

I like his fuzz.

Whats going on with his fingertips?

Just my type.

I've noticed there are two types on DL. One that finds any sort of guy hot, and the other who feels no guy is hot enough.

R18: Which camp do you fit in?

Don't forget us size queens. Priorities.

Nice cock

I love hairy guys, but he looks unkempt.

R11= obviously lesbian

👍🏻

I love DL sometimes. I just laughed so hard. Hot or not, the pic and the query just cracked me up. As did the ice bucket next to him on the bed.

I'm surprised he has so little pit hair compared to his bush, legs and chest tho

Yes. Though he does look a little grubby. I'd have to inspect the merch first. So far so good though, well as much as you can tell from some shitty photo circa 2003.

Whenever I see random pics like this on here, I always wonder if any of them are made aware they are on our wonderful site.

He looks tall.

R28, I can't imagine anyone would allow a picture like that of themselves to be used for public consumption.

This thread was started by the pervy Michael Jackson defender! It's a picture of his roommate taken off guard and he was hoping that you would attack the guy.

Hell yes! Just get those glasses off him and let's get to work!

I love rosy, alabaster skin with dark hair.

But can he type?

His legs look fat and nasty.

This looks to have been shot in some VERY cheap, seedy motel room which makes it SO much hotter.

He's hung nicely with big balls. I'd like to play with him. Probably the down-to-earth type.

The top cover blankets in crappy hotels never get washed unless they are truly and visibly soiled.

He probably looks like this fat grease ball when he's awake. Ugly.

So, judging from the flaccid size I'd say he's around 8 1/2- 9" and THICK at full mast.

I wanna see his ass.

[quote]He probably looks like this fat grease ball when he's awake. Ugly.

I actually think the guy at R38 is pretty adorable.

Yeah I’d hop on that stick. I just need to know that he’s showered first. I would want him to cum in my butt. And the guy at R38, I would do anything he wanted to do.

R41, you truly have abominable taste and obviously like lardtards.

Cocky Latino with big balls.

R18 that is so true. I think most men though will fuck anything.

A thread full of chubby chasers! Here's your ideal man.

R44, this thread is not about the standard gay for pay muscle queen, it's about lardy ordinary lads taken off guard, so please fuck off.

I don’t think R38 looks fat.

R38 has a round doughy face and a double chin. He is fat.

[quote][R41], you truly have abominable taste and obviously like lardtards.

No actually, I just prefer normal bodied men who look like human beings rather than hollow cheeked, chiseled jawline,pouty lipped model types and 0% body fat Instagram whores and porn performers.

I posted this rando to this thread. The rest is history.

R44 that guy is gross! Just the attitude in the face is enough to turn me off b

Looks like he can take you to POUNDTOWN OP!!

Eww I just realized something !! That is obviously a room a Motel 6 or Red Roof Inn AND he is lying on top of that bedspread that NEVER gets washed . Biohazard !

R51 that is not the same guy. The guy in your post is a FTM

The toxic haze has already caused strange skin flaps growing over his fingernails.

He's obviously passed out drunk, which would explain the ice bucket in bed with him.

[quote]I wanna see his ass.

I guarantee he has no muscle tone.

Yes. I posted this rando at R140 in the FTM thread. To needlessly remind everyone what male junk looks like.

Would you join him on his deck?

He has quite a large lollipop d'amour.

R59 hahahahahahahHha

Speaking of FTMs, do they ever request a circ-scar resulting in a bi-colored dock like the OP guy? - who I think is hot.

Who cares about Ftms?? Back to this hung God on the sleazy, crab motel bed

R60 has man boobs and that cock is photoshop

Yup. Just so long as if he smiled and didn't have chainsaw teeth or bucktooth. One night only and better have some good weed.

Those are beautiful balls

I wanna sniff his nutsack.

I would but then again I have low standards.

I'd do him. I like furry unkept bushes, hairy legs, and chests. Lose the ancient glasses though. Nice big dick and nuts too.

R50 types FAT. Go get yourself a pint of Ben and Jerrys cookie dough, lard queen.

[quote]Would you hit it?

Yes.

I wanna know the situation behind this photo.

As long as he’s clean, I’d jump his bones in a second. That full bush is a refreshing sight.

Not only would I hit it,id fall in love with it ! Hes okay looking and I bet that cock is a thing of beauty when throbbing hard. This is the kind of guy that fucks you really well.

I bet his crotch smells heavenly!

You just know he smells of shit.

Don't mistake his scent for your mother's, R77.

This is probably a straight dude the fucking pedo apologist Op has taken a sneaky photo of. He wouldn't want any of you fuglimic queens up his ass.

And the room too, with the stagnant scent of cigarette butts and stanky beer wafting in the air.

I bet this guy would do just about anything. He’s probably a lot of fun.

The guy is too greasy and unkempt looking to be gay. A gay guy would wear contacts not nasty cheap glasses.

R81 I suppose you supply that meth shit

This lardy guy isn't a meth head. Probably a teacher in some slum school who falls onto his bed exhausted at 8pm, hoping to wank but doesn't even have the energy for that in the end.

He looks like his feet stink.

And if all that there is

Is this fear of being used

I should go back to being lonely and confused

If I could, I would

I swear

I bet you'd get those eggs in your brain if you licked his ass. He looks unhygienic.

Yep, R87. Kind of scummy and dirty.

Average body. Larger than average dick.

Guys who are wearing glasses in 2019 literally do not give a fuck. He probably doesn't even wash properly. Very very unlikely to be gay with all that greasy pubic hair, too.

Who took the pic, OP? Or were you using self-timer?

Post more like him OP. Us gheys need comparison so we can do more judging on a random nude guy that looks like he was 25 in 2005.

I would have to see him take a shower first. Maybe trim his bush.

Stupid post. How can anyone assess his body from that angle.

No bush trimming. At all.

Just a lardy straight bro who fell asleep after a wank and his queeny roommate crept in to take a sly pic.

Well he certainly does not need smoke and mirrors for illusory size enhancement.

That looks like a Motel 6

I straightened his face up and zoomed in so we could get a better look at him. He's got a definite straight guy sneer on his face, even in sleep. Oh yes, he'd probably fuck your brains out and then beat the shit out of you.

Guys with grandpa glasses don't beat anyone up

He looks like he's either a smelly construction worker or a smelly systems analyst for a big bank. Whatever he does I'd sit on his face and ride him reverse cowboy until the cheap motel bed collapsed.

Probably can't even get it hard. For the 2019 people he looks like a gamer who smells like dried up cum and talks dumb.

R100 guys like this do.

R99. Good work! And on a Saturday night! We commend you!

[quote]Probably a teacher in some slum school who falls onto his bed exhausted at 8pm,

I think he looks more like an assistant manager at Staples

this thread is hilarious

r105 is correct. total Staples manager. maybe best buy

He has a cleft chin. That's a sign of virility.

Best Buy, yes! Even better.

R107 Wal-Mart at best.

Another reason to strip the bedspread off the bed at a motel / hotel.

He has potential. Style the hair, remove the glasses, a little bit of tan, and he'd be hot. The photo is also taken from an angle that makes his left leg look extra-hairy.

He looks like he might have a meaty ass.

I'd sit right down on his big dick. Very useful.

Given up bod on the way to dadbod.

He has horrendous teeth, is he a Brit?

And definite tard face.

[quote]Another reason to strip the bedspread off the bed at a motel / hotel.

I'd go all Farah Fawcett/Burning bed on that thing after his stinky ass were on it.

I’d rather die.

was* on it

Something tells me that if this was a motel there would at least be a lamp next to the alarm clock.

He probably is taking a much needed break from playing Fortnite with 12 y/o's.

Bitch please, R116. You'd hike up your caftan and spread your crusty buttcheeks faster than a speeding bullet.

[QUOTE]Post more like him OP.

Uhh, no, please. No thanks, OP.

He'd be hotter if he hit the gym.

"Hike up your caftans and spread your crusty buttcheeks!"

Data Lounge has a new battle cry!

But what if he just wanted to eat you out and then fuck you from behind? You wouldn’t have to look at him and he has a big dick. Would you at least let him eat you out?

I will neither confirm nor deny that accusation, R121.

This is some frat house prank. They've taken a picture of a random mature student and are all screaming with laughter at our comments.

R124 r121 that really was the best thing I’ve heard in a long time.

R125 is the lead frat boy who is secretly gay but pretends to be het.

R127 ohhh I bet you are right!!! I never thought about that!! I feel kinda bad for him now.

All the language, 'eat you out',. 'dude' is frat talk.

Best Buy? Staples? We should be so lucky. That guy is a food handler. And not a waiter. Like, in the kitchen. Handling our food.

Yep, check R132. Frat boy talking about someone who's a chef in his university refectory.

If he is, R132, I hope he works at Chick-fil-a and he never washes his hands for all of you self-loathing fat whores who eat there!

I think this is 2010 and he works at The Bronx Zoo in security of some sort.

He has Target electronics written all over him.

Who are the villains who greyed out OP? I'm w&wing OP. Fuck you, fraus.

I bet he smells like funyuns and pepsi

There’s a white box next to him. Is it Kleenex?

[quote]He's got a definite straight guy sneer on his face

No he doesn't R99.

He actually looks rather sweet and vulnerable.

Is it creepy for thinking about sucking his cock while he’s asleep?

he's gorgeous

Reposting his photo for those who can't see it because of stupid fraus.

Ugh. Fuck no.

Poor guy. All of us phags ragging on this anonymous dude passed out or sleeping in a motel. Scum haha. Jealous much

Well, if he didn't insist on falling asleep after fucking some creepy whore at a cheap motel, this never would've happened, R145!

Definitely a Craigslist hookup

[quote]Is it creepy for thinking about sucking his cock while he’s asleep?

No, only if you actually DO it.

We don't have thought crime...yet.

R146 Just joshing y'all. But that picture looks like something that was shared around the time when myspace was around lol.

[quote]Poor guy. All of us phags ragging on this anonymous dude passed out or sleeping in a motel.

I wouldn't say that. A lot of these comments have actually been extremely complementary.

I wonder what state this is in?

It's called flaccid, R151

I love those big, low-hanging balls. Slurp!

Lol R152

[quote]It's called flaccid, [R151]

Try the veal and tip your waitress, R155!

This looks like a midwest situation to me.

A sleazy motel in Texas.

I just feel bad for him. He is probably a nice guy and doesn’t know that people were being mean to him.

I feel bad for him too. OP, do you have more pics of this guy? We know you do.

Thanks

And now the world knows he has a giant slab of manmeat. Oh boo hoo for him.

My pictures have made the rounds online and some guys I've hooked up with too, but since I've been done with that for a good 5yrs now my only take back is you live you learn.

I wouldn't toss him out of bed.

He looks like he might need a hot shower first though.

[quote]OP, do you have more pics of this guy? We know you do

we do? looks like some random picture OP found on a blog

R162 how did your photos end up circulating the web? Did you actually find yourself?

Here's what he's dreaming:

Bacon Pizza That chick at the Chipotle counter had big titties Pizza I caught the winning Super Bowl touchdown Flying cars Werewolf Sexy chick werewolf Call of Duty winning score --- sweet! Burrito Sexy librarian 🎵Hot Pockets🎵 theme song Pizza

Here's what he's dreaming:

Bacon

Pizza

That chick at the Chipotle counter had big titties

Pizza

I caught the winning Super Bowl touchdown

Flying cars

Werewolf

Sexy chick werewolf

Call of Duty winning score --- sweet!

Burrito

Sexy librarian

🎵Hot Pockets🎵 theme song

Pizza

Here's what he's thinking after realizing gay DLers are lusting for him:

Guys wanna sniff my balls?

I gotta hairy bush?

Dude, does other dudes liking me make me gay?

Went local first and well you know how fast the internet works living in a college town..I was pretty oblivious and horny back then. R166

He looks like he would be a fun fuck, and have a nice big hard cum filled cock.

I hope he knows he's a Datalounge icon now.

He's obviously gay for pay.

Too unkempt for gay for pay.

I wonder if he’s got the tape on his nails because he broke them fisting?

Looks like tape. Maybe dried cum.

An authentic, natural man. I like it.

Meh

Is he a top, bottom, or vers?

He's a catatonic vers.

He needs to shave.

Who are all the shaving queens? Leftovers from the metrosexual 2004? He looks fine as is.

The neck beard needs to go.

Hot body with hit by bus face

"chainsaw teeth" LOL LOL LOL I'm going to add that one to my repertoire.

Is this an example of "chainsaw teeth"?

Ok. This has been a fun DL thread but should we wake him up now? Tell him what we did?

vegetarians/vegans beware. I think he's a butcher/meat cutter. I bet he has the metallic smell of blood.

Average guy body with superman cock

Looks like the original photo is gone.....anyone book mark it?

Oops, never mind it's at R143

[quote]Guys who are wearing glasses in 2019 literally do not give a fuck.

Explanation, please.

I think men (especially very hot men) who wear glasses are extra sexy.

At least one of you noted that the pic seemed 'dated'. I did a reverse Google image search on this pic and the oldest page that had it was from November 2009, so it's been around for awhile.

hot sacks

He has a delicious cock.

What do you guys think of this lard queen?

Yes, with a blunt object

Niall Horan really should be called Niall Hogran these days.

Is that also Niall Horan in R38's picture? Whomever, he't hot as fuck.

He is dead.

Niall is looking hot!

Those are bandaids on his fingers. Who does that? A guitarist?

R202, Niall Hogran is fucking ENORMOUS! He used to be slim and cute. He looks like he's eaten his old self.

R204 Little chub never killed nobody! I don’t expect a singer like Niall to have a perfect body. Extra pounds look good on him.

R203 Who has bandaids?