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This dude's body

Would you hit it?


by Anonymousreply 20604/16/2019

Only on DL.

by Anonymousreply 103/30/2019

Perhaps if he was awake.

by Anonymousreply 203/30/2019

Skinny, lanky guys are repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 303/30/2019

I'd hit the gas and getaway - FAST.

by Anonymousreply 403/30/2019

Sure. Nice beefy frame and big fat cock.

by Anonymousreply 503/30/2019

Absolutely I would hit that !! Lanky, nerdy, big dick and high testosterone judging by that beard shadow. Bet he is awesome in the sack and blows a big volume of thick love cream

by Anonymousreply 603/30/2019

I want him in me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 703/30/2019

You can tell he cums like a volcano

by Anonymousreply 803/30/2019

This is a dude sleeping, not some Instahoe promoting himself. If he didn't give permission to post this your a low life OP!

by Anonymousreply 903/30/2019

Hey, OP, thief, I DISCOVERED that fine hung dude and posted him for comparison purposes, on the creepy FTM thread.

by Anonymousreply 1003/30/2019

Blergh, why would you post that????

by Anonymousreply 1103/30/2019

Thanks, R10. He deserved his own thread.

by Anonymousreply 1203/30/2019


by Anonymousreply 1303/30/2019

Maybe if he was uncut.

by Anonymousreply 1403/30/2019

I like his fuzz.

by Anonymousreply 1503/30/2019

Whats going on with his fingertips?

by Anonymousreply 1603/30/2019

Just my type.

by Anonymousreply 1703/30/2019

I've noticed there are two types on DL. One that finds any sort of guy hot, and the other who feels no guy is hot enough.

by Anonymousreply 1803/30/2019

R18: Which camp do you fit in?

by Anonymousreply 1903/30/2019

Don't forget us size queens. Priorities.

by Anonymousreply 2003/30/2019

Nice cock

by Anonymousreply 2103/30/2019

I love hairy guys, but he looks unkempt.

by Anonymousreply 2203/30/2019

R11= obviously lesbian

by Anonymousreply 2303/30/2019


by Anonymousreply 2403/30/2019

I love DL sometimes. I just laughed so hard. Hot or not, the pic and the query just cracked me up. As did the ice bucket next to him on the bed.

by Anonymousreply 2503/30/2019

I'm surprised he has so little pit hair compared to his bush, legs and chest tho

by Anonymousreply 2603/30/2019

Yes. Though he does look a little grubby. I'd have to inspect the merch first. So far so good though, well as much as you can tell from some shitty photo circa 2003.

by Anonymousreply 2703/30/2019

Whenever I see random pics like this on here, I always wonder if any of them are made aware they are on our wonderful site.

by Anonymousreply 2803/30/2019

He looks tall.

by Anonymousreply 2903/30/2019

R28, I can't imagine anyone would allow a picture like that of themselves to be used for public consumption.

by Anonymousreply 3003/30/2019

This thread was started by the pervy Michael Jackson defender! It's a picture of his roommate taken off guard and he was hoping that you would attack the guy.

by Anonymousreply 3103/30/2019

Hell yes! Just get those glasses off him and let's get to work!

I love rosy, alabaster skin with dark hair.

by Anonymousreply 3203/30/2019

But can he type?

by Anonymousreply 3303/30/2019

His legs look fat and nasty.

by Anonymousreply 3403/30/2019

This looks to have been shot in some VERY cheap, seedy motel room which makes it SO much hotter.

by Anonymousreply 3503/30/2019

He's hung nicely with big balls. I'd like to play with him. Probably the down-to-earth type.

by Anonymousreply 3603/30/2019

The top cover blankets in crappy hotels never get washed unless they are truly and visibly soiled.

by Anonymousreply 3703/30/2019

He probably looks like this fat grease ball when he's awake. Ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3803/30/2019

So, judging from the flaccid size I'd say he's around 8 1/2- 9" and THICK at full mast.

by Anonymousreply 3903/30/2019

I wanna see his ass.

by Anonymousreply 4003/30/2019

[quote]He probably looks like this fat grease ball when he's awake. Ugly.

I actually think the guy at R38 is pretty adorable.

by Anonymousreply 4103/30/2019

Yeah I’d hop on that stick. I just need to know that he’s showered first. I would want him to cum in my butt. And the guy at R38, I would do anything he wanted to do.

by Anonymousreply 4203/30/2019

R41, you truly have abominable taste and obviously like lardtards.

by Anonymousreply 4303/30/2019

Cocky Latino with big balls.

by Anonymousreply 4403/30/2019

R18 that is so true. I think most men though will fuck anything.

by Anonymousreply 4503/30/2019

A thread full of chubby chasers! Here's your ideal man.

by Anonymousreply 4603/30/2019

R44, this thread is not about the standard gay for pay muscle queen, it's about lardy ordinary lads taken off guard, so please fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 4703/30/2019

I don’t think R38 looks fat.

by Anonymousreply 4803/30/2019

R38 has a round doughy face and a double chin. He is fat.

by Anonymousreply 4903/30/2019

[quote][R41], you truly have abominable taste and obviously like lardtards.

No actually, I just prefer normal bodied men who look like human beings rather than hollow cheeked, chiseled jawline,pouty lipped model types and 0% body fat Instagram whores and porn performers.

by Anonymousreply 5003/30/2019

I posted this rando to this thread. The rest is history.

by Anonymousreply 5103/30/2019

R44 that guy is gross! Just the attitude in the face is enough to turn me off b

by Anonymousreply 5203/30/2019

Looks like he can take you to POUNDTOWN OP!!

by Anonymousreply 5303/30/2019

Eww I just realized something !! That is obviously a room a Motel 6 or Red Roof Inn AND he is lying on top of that bedspread that NEVER gets washed . Biohazard !

by Anonymousreply 5403/30/2019

R51 that is not the same guy. The guy in your post is a FTM

by Anonymousreply 5503/30/2019

The toxic haze has already caused strange skin flaps growing over his fingernails.

by Anonymousreply 5603/30/2019

He's obviously passed out drunk, which would explain the ice bucket in bed with him.

by Anonymousreply 5703/30/2019

[quote]I wanna see his ass.

I guarantee he has no muscle tone.

by Anonymousreply 5803/30/2019

Yes. I posted this rando at R140 in the FTM thread. To needlessly remind everyone what male junk looks like.

by Anonymousreply 5903/30/2019

Would you join him on his deck?

by Anonymousreply 6003/30/2019

He has quite a large lollipop d'amour.

by Anonymousreply 6103/30/2019

R59 hahahahahahahHha

by Anonymousreply 6203/30/2019

Speaking of FTMs, do they ever request a circ-scar resulting in a bi-colored dock like the OP guy? - who I think is hot.

by Anonymousreply 6303/30/2019

Who cares about Ftms?? Back to this hung God on the sleazy, crab motel bed

by Anonymousreply 6403/30/2019

R60 has man boobs and that cock is photoshop

by Anonymousreply 6503/30/2019

Yup. Just so long as if he smiled and didn't have chainsaw teeth or bucktooth. One night only and better have some good weed.

by Anonymousreply 6603/30/2019

Those are beautiful balls

by Anonymousreply 6703/30/2019

I wanna sniff his nutsack.

by Anonymousreply 6803/30/2019

I would but then again I have low standards.

by Anonymousreply 6903/30/2019

I'd do him. I like furry unkept bushes, hairy legs, and chests. Lose the ancient glasses though. Nice big dick and nuts too.

by Anonymousreply 7003/30/2019

R50 types FAT. Go get yourself a pint of Ben and Jerrys cookie dough, lard queen.

by Anonymousreply 7103/30/2019

[quote]Would you hit it?


by Anonymousreply 7203/30/2019

I wanna know the situation behind this photo.

by Anonymousreply 7303/30/2019

As long as he’s clean, I’d jump his bones in a second. That full bush is a refreshing sight.

by Anonymousreply 7403/30/2019

Not only would I hit it,id fall in love with it ! Hes okay looking and I bet that cock is a thing of beauty when throbbing hard. This is the kind of guy that fucks you really well.

by Anonymousreply 7503/30/2019

I bet his crotch smells heavenly!

by Anonymousreply 7603/30/2019

You just know he smells of shit.

by Anonymousreply 7703/30/2019

Don't mistake his scent for your mother's, R77.

by Anonymousreply 7803/30/2019

This is probably a straight dude the fucking pedo apologist Op has taken a sneaky photo of. He wouldn't want any of you fuglimic queens up his ass.

by Anonymousreply 7903/30/2019

And the room too, with the stagnant scent of cigarette butts and stanky beer wafting in the air.

by Anonymousreply 8003/30/2019

I bet this guy would do just about anything. He’s probably a lot of fun.

by Anonymousreply 8103/30/2019

The guy is too greasy and unkempt looking to be gay. A gay guy would wear contacts not nasty cheap glasses.

by Anonymousreply 8203/30/2019

R81 I suppose you supply that meth shit

by Anonymousreply 8303/30/2019

This lardy guy isn't a meth head. Probably a teacher in some slum school who falls onto his bed exhausted at 8pm, hoping to wank but doesn't even have the energy for that in the end.

by Anonymousreply 8403/30/2019

He looks like his feet stink.

by Anonymousreply 8503/30/2019

And if all that there is

Is this fear of being used

I should go back to being lonely and confused

If I could, I would

I swear

by Anonymousreply 8603/30/2019

I bet you'd get those eggs in your brain if you licked his ass. He looks unhygienic.

by Anonymousreply 8703/30/2019

Yep, R87. Kind of scummy and dirty.

by Anonymousreply 8803/30/2019

Average body. Larger than average dick.

by Anonymousreply 8903/30/2019

Guys who are wearing glasses in 2019 literally do not give a fuck. He probably doesn't even wash properly. Very very unlikely to be gay with all that greasy pubic hair, too.

by Anonymousreply 9003/30/2019

Who took the pic, OP? Or were you using self-timer?

by Anonymousreply 9103/30/2019

Post more like him OP. Us gheys need comparison so we can do more judging on a random nude guy that looks like he was 25 in 2005.

by Anonymousreply 9203/30/2019

I would have to see him take a shower first. Maybe trim his bush.

by Anonymousreply 9303/30/2019

Stupid post. How can anyone assess his body from that angle.

by Anonymousreply 9403/30/2019

No bush trimming. At all.

by Anonymousreply 9503/30/2019

Just a lardy straight bro who fell asleep after a wank and his queeny roommate crept in to take a sly pic.

by Anonymousreply 9603/30/2019

Well he certainly does not need smoke and mirrors for illusory size enhancement.

by Anonymousreply 9703/30/2019

That looks like a Motel 6

by Anonymousreply 9803/30/2019

I straightened his face up and zoomed in so we could get a better look at him. He's got a definite straight guy sneer on his face, even in sleep. Oh yes, he'd probably fuck your brains out and then beat the shit out of you.

by Anonymousreply 9903/30/2019

Guys with grandpa glasses don't beat anyone up

by Anonymousreply 10003/30/2019

He looks like he's either a smelly construction worker or a smelly systems analyst for a big bank. Whatever he does I'd sit on his face and ride him reverse cowboy until the cheap motel bed collapsed.

by Anonymousreply 10103/30/2019

Probably can't even get it hard. For the 2019 people he looks like a gamer who smells like dried up cum and talks dumb.

by Anonymousreply 10203/30/2019

R100 guys like this do.

by Anonymousreply 10303/30/2019

R99. Good work! And on a Saturday night! We commend you!

by Anonymousreply 10403/30/2019

[quote]Probably a teacher in some slum school who falls onto his bed exhausted at 8pm,

I think he looks more like an assistant manager at Staples

by Anonymousreply 10503/30/2019

this thread is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 10603/30/2019

r105 is correct. total Staples manager. maybe best buy

by Anonymousreply 10703/30/2019

He has a cleft chin. That's a sign of virility.

by Anonymousreply 10803/30/2019

Best Buy, yes! Even better.

by Anonymousreply 10903/30/2019

R107 Wal-Mart at best.

by Anonymousreply 11003/30/2019

Another reason to strip the bedspread off the bed at a motel / hotel.

He has potential. Style the hair, remove the glasses, a little bit of tan, and he'd be hot. The photo is also taken from an angle that makes his left leg look extra-hairy.

by Anonymousreply 11103/30/2019

He looks like he might have a meaty ass.

by Anonymousreply 11203/30/2019

I'd sit right down on his big dick. Very useful.

by Anonymousreply 11303/30/2019

Given up bod on the way to dadbod.

by Anonymousreply 11403/30/2019

He has horrendous teeth, is he a Brit?

And definite tard face.

by Anonymousreply 11503/30/2019

[quote]Another reason to strip the bedspread off the bed at a motel / hotel.

I'd go all Farah Fawcett/Burning bed on that thing after his stinky ass were on it.

by Anonymousreply 11603/30/2019

I’d rather die.

by Anonymousreply 11703/30/2019

was* on it

by Anonymousreply 11803/30/2019

Something tells me that if this was a motel there would at least be a lamp next to the alarm clock.

by Anonymousreply 11903/30/2019

He probably is taking a much needed break from playing Fortnite with 12 y/o's.

by Anonymousreply 12003/30/2019

Bitch please, R116. You'd hike up your caftan and spread your crusty buttcheeks faster than a speeding bullet.

by Anonymousreply 12103/30/2019

[QUOTE]Post more like him OP.

Uhh, no, please. No thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 12203/30/2019

He'd be hotter if he hit the gym.

by Anonymousreply 12303/30/2019

"Hike up your caftans and spread your crusty buttcheeks!"

Data Lounge has a new battle cry!

by Anonymousreply 12403/30/2019

But what if he just wanted to eat you out and then fuck you from behind? You wouldn’t have to look at him and he has a big dick. Would you at least let him eat you out?

by Anonymousreply 12503/30/2019

I will neither confirm nor deny that accusation, R121.

by Anonymousreply 12603/30/2019

This is some frat house prank. They've taken a picture of a random mature student and are all screaming with laughter at our comments.

by Anonymousreply 12703/30/2019

R124 r121 that really was the best thing I’ve heard in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 12803/30/2019

R125 is the lead frat boy who is secretly gay but pretends to be het.

by Anonymousreply 12903/30/2019

R127 ohhh I bet you are right!!! I never thought about that!! I feel kinda bad for him now.

by Anonymousreply 13003/30/2019

All the language, 'eat you out',. 'dude' is frat talk.

by Anonymousreply 13103/30/2019

Best Buy? Staples? We should be so lucky. That guy is a food handler. And not a waiter. Like, in the kitchen. Handling our food.

by Anonymousreply 13203/30/2019

Yep, check R132. Frat boy talking about someone who's a chef in his university refectory.

by Anonymousreply 13303/30/2019

If he is, R132, I hope he works at Chick-fil-a and he never washes his hands for all of you self-loathing fat whores who eat there!

by Anonymousreply 13403/30/2019

I think this is 2010 and he works at The Bronx Zoo in security of some sort.

by Anonymousreply 13503/30/2019

He has Target electronics written all over him.

by Anonymousreply 13603/30/2019

Who are the villains who greyed out OP? I'm w&wing OP. Fuck you, fraus.

by Anonymousreply 13703/30/2019

I bet he smells like funyuns and pepsi

by Anonymousreply 13803/30/2019

There’s a white box next to him. Is it Kleenex?

by Anonymousreply 13903/30/2019

[quote]He's got a definite straight guy sneer on his face

No he doesn't R99.

He actually looks rather sweet and vulnerable.

by Anonymousreply 14003/30/2019

Is it creepy for thinking about sucking his cock while he’s asleep?

by Anonymousreply 14103/30/2019

he's gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 14203/30/2019

Reposting his photo for those who can't see it because of stupid fraus.

by Anonymousreply 14303/30/2019

Ugh. Fuck no.

by Anonymousreply 14403/30/2019

Poor guy. All of us phags ragging on this anonymous dude passed out or sleeping in a motel. Scum haha. Jealous much

by Anonymousreply 14503/30/2019

Well, if he didn't insist on falling asleep after fucking some creepy whore at a cheap motel, this never would've happened, R145!

by Anonymousreply 14603/30/2019

Definitely a Craigslist hookup

by Anonymousreply 14703/30/2019

[quote]Is it creepy for thinking about sucking his cock while he’s asleep?

No, only if you actually DO it.

We don't have thought crime...yet.

by Anonymousreply 14803/30/2019

R146 Just joshing y'all. But that picture looks like something that was shared around the time when myspace was around lol.

by Anonymousreply 14903/30/2019

[quote]Poor guy. All of us phags ragging on this anonymous dude passed out or sleeping in a motel.

I wouldn't say that. A lot of these comments have actually been extremely complementary.

by Anonymousreply 15003/30/2019

I wonder what state this is in?

by Anonymousreply 15103/30/2019

It's called flaccid, R151

by Anonymousreply 15203/30/2019

I love those big, low-hanging balls. Slurp!

by Anonymousreply 15303/30/2019

Lol R152

by Anonymousreply 15403/30/2019

[quote]It's called flaccid, [R151]

by Anonymousreply 15503/30/2019

Try the veal and tip your waitress, R155!

by Anonymousreply 15603/30/2019

This looks like a midwest situation to me.

by Anonymousreply 15703/30/2019

A sleazy motel in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 15803/30/2019

I just feel bad for him. He is probably a nice guy and doesn’t know that people were being mean to him.

by Anonymousreply 15903/30/2019

I feel bad for him too. OP, do you have more pics of this guy? We know you do.


by Anonymousreply 16003/30/2019

And now the world knows he has a giant slab of manmeat. Oh boo hoo for him.

by Anonymousreply 16103/30/2019

My pictures have made the rounds online and some guys I've hooked up with too, but since I've been done with that for a good 5yrs now my only take back is you live you learn.

by Anonymousreply 16203/30/2019

I wouldn't toss him out of bed.

by Anonymousreply 16303/30/2019

He looks like he might need a hot shower first though.

by Anonymousreply 16403/30/2019

[quote]OP, do you have more pics of this guy? We know you do

we do? looks like some random picture OP found on a blog

by Anonymousreply 16503/30/2019

R162 how did your photos end up circulating the web? Did you actually find yourself?

by Anonymousreply 16603/30/2019

Here's what he's dreaming:

Bacon Pizza That chick at the Chipotle counter had big titties Pizza I caught the winning Super Bowl touchdown Flying cars Werewolf Sexy chick werewolf Call of Duty winning score --- sweet! Burrito Sexy librarian 🎵Hot Pockets🎵 theme song Pizza

by Anonymousreply 16703/30/2019

Here's what he's dreaming:



That chick at the Chipotle counter had big titties


I caught the winning Super Bowl touchdown

Flying cars


Sexy chick werewolf

Call of Duty winning score --- sweet!


Sexy librarian

🎵Hot Pockets🎵 theme song


by Anonymousreply 16803/30/2019

Here's what he's thinking after realizing gay DLers are lusting for him:

Guys wanna sniff my balls?

I gotta hairy bush?

Dude, does other dudes liking me make me gay?

by Anonymousreply 16903/30/2019

Went local first and well you know how fast the internet works living in a college town..I was pretty oblivious and horny back then. R166

by Anonymousreply 17003/30/2019

He looks like he would be a fun fuck, and have a nice big hard cum filled cock.

by Anonymousreply 17103/30/2019

I hope he knows he's a Datalounge icon now.

by Anonymousreply 17203/30/2019

He's obviously gay for pay.

by Anonymousreply 17303/30/2019

Too unkempt for gay for pay.

by Anonymousreply 17403/30/2019

I wonder if he’s got the tape on his nails because he broke them fisting?

by Anonymousreply 17503/30/2019

Looks like tape. Maybe dried cum.

by Anonymousreply 17603/30/2019

An authentic, natural man. I like it.

by Anonymousreply 17703/30/2019


by Anonymousreply 17803/30/2019

Is he a top, bottom, or vers?

by Anonymousreply 17903/30/2019

He's a catatonic vers.

by Anonymousreply 18003/30/2019

He needs to shave.

by Anonymousreply 18103/30/2019

Who are all the shaving queens? Leftovers from the metrosexual 2004? He looks fine as is.

by Anonymousreply 18203/30/2019

The neck beard needs to go.

by Anonymousreply 18303/30/2019

Hot body with hit by bus face

by Anonymousreply 18403/31/2019

"chainsaw teeth" LOL LOL LOL I'm going to add that one to my repertoire.

by Anonymousreply 18503/31/2019

Is this an example of "chainsaw teeth"?

by Anonymousreply 18603/31/2019

Ok. This has been a fun DL thread but should we wake him up now? Tell him what we did?

by Anonymousreply 18703/31/2019

vegetarians/vegans beware. I think he's a butcher/meat cutter. I bet he has the metallic smell of blood.

by Anonymousreply 18803/31/2019

Average guy body with superman cock

by Anonymousreply 18903/31/2019

Looks like the original photo is gone.....anyone book mark it?

by Anonymousreply 19003/31/2019

Oops, never mind it's at R143

by Anonymousreply 19103/31/2019

[quote]Guys who are wearing glasses in 2019 literally do not give a fuck.

Explanation, please.

by Anonymousreply 19204/01/2019

I think men (especially very hot men) who wear glasses are extra sexy.

by Anonymousreply 19304/01/2019

At least one of you noted that the pic seemed 'dated'. I did a reverse Google image search on this pic and the oldest page that had it was from November 2009, so it's been around for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 19404/01/2019

hot sacks

by Anonymousreply 19504/01/2019

He has a delicious cock.

by Anonymousreply 19604/01/2019

What do you guys think of this lard queen?

by Anonymousreply 19704/01/2019

Yes, with a blunt object

by Anonymousreply 19804/01/2019

Niall Horan really should be called Niall Hogran these days.

by Anonymousreply 19904/01/2019

Is that also Niall Horan in R38's picture? Whomever, he't hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 20004/08/2019

He is dead.

by Anonymousreply 20104/08/2019

Niall is looking hot!

by Anonymousreply 20204/15/2019

Those are bandaids on his fingers. Who does that? A guitarist?

by Anonymousreply 20304/15/2019

R202, Niall Hogran is fucking ENORMOUS! He used to be slim and cute. He looks like he's eaten his old self.

by Anonymousreply 20404/15/2019

R204 Little chub never killed nobody! I don’t expect a singer like Niall to have a perfect body. Extra pounds look good on him.

by Anonymousreply 20504/16/2019

R203 Who has bandaids?

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