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A Dirty Rimjob Can Lead to Eggs in Your Brain

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[quote]Diagnosis: neurocysticercosis, a parasitic disease of the brain caused when someone swallows tapeworm eggs that have passed in the feces of someone who has an intestinal tapeworm. The larvae crawl out of the eggs and into muscle and brain tissues, where they form cysts.

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by Anonymousreply 70April 1, 2019 6:16 PM

So this kid was rimming dirty butts? I would never rim a guy that wasn’t clean but now I won’t at all.

by Anonymousreply 1March 29, 2019 6:23 PM

One would think you would notice if youre rimming someone and something licks back.

by Anonymousreply 2March 29, 2019 6:23 PM

You won't get it if you have no tapeworm.

by Anonymousreply 3March 29, 2019 6:25 PM

So this is related to SMEGhan’s salad tossing sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 4March 29, 2019 6:26 PM

I read about this, this morning while having breakfast...

The kid ate under cooked PORK !

by Anonymousreply 5March 29, 2019 6:28 PM

R5 thank you! Now I can go back to eating out!

by Anonymousreply 6March 29, 2019 6:36 PM

Just don't rim South Asian bums and you'll be alright!

by Anonymousreply 7March 29, 2019 6:37 PM

Shit like this is why I'm celibate. I don't hate myself for being gay, but gay sex comes with a lot of risks, so I refrain. Sex shouldn't have to be this difficult.

by Anonymousreply 8March 29, 2019 6:40 PM

The likelihood of you getting tapeworm has mostly to do with living in an endemic area, and little to do with what you do, such as rimming or eating pork.

If you live in an endemic area, you will have many opportunities to swallow tapeworm cysts, most having nothing to do with sexual activity. And if you live in a non-endemic area, you will not encounter cysts anywhere or in anybody.

by Anonymousreply 9March 29, 2019 6:43 PM

Ummm where does it says he got it from rimming? And it happened India where sanitation is not really at par.

by Anonymousreply 10March 29, 2019 6:44 PM

We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time, r8. Most of you old queens are way past your expiration date anyway.

by Anonymousreply 11March 29, 2019 6:44 PM

Dear Lord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 12March 29, 2019 6:46 PM

Ew

Guess we should all stop eating pork.

by Anonymousreply 13March 29, 2019 6:53 PM

I just won’t eat out any Indians!!

by Anonymousreply 14March 29, 2019 6:56 PM

R5, that is not what happened. The teen who contacted the disease had had sexual relations with another "person" who had been suffering from tapeworms. There had been genital to anal, as well as lingual to anal, contact between the two. The teen's first symptoms manifested as pain in his groin. Apparently, the eggs entered his penis through the urethra and began hatching in his groin area. As a result of the lingual-anal contact, the eggs entered into head and manifested as eye pain and swelling. The larvae eventually traveled to his brain, which led to tonic-clonic (aka "grand mal") seizures, which ultimately killed him.

The victim's sexual partner developed the tapeworm from ingesting infected pork. It's thought that the infected pig had in turn ingested human feces.

It was all some bizarre karmic chain reaction. It's rate, but not altogether uncommon and can occur in any part of the world, although some locales are more susceptible than others.

by Anonymousreply 15March 29, 2019 7:44 PM

This can easily happen in HK, which is overrun with rimming whores.

by Anonymousreply 16March 29, 2019 7:54 PM

Huh, who could've imagined licking a butthole might pose a health risk?

by Anonymousreply 17March 29, 2019 7:58 PM

Rimming is gross. So is anal IMO, whether you're gay or straight. Kissing, touching, foreplay, and the occasional blow job are enough for me. Everything else puts you at great risk for disease. I don't care if you're wearing condoms or taking prep.

by Anonymousreply 18March 29, 2019 8:00 PM

[quote] Rimming is gross. So is anal IMO,

So what do you do for real sex? Get naked together and play patty cake?

by Anonymousreply 19March 29, 2019 8:08 PM

r19, you can be intimate with another man without anal sex. Like I said, I love kissing, all types of foreplay and the occasional blow job. It is possible to have a satisfying orgasm without having a dick in your ass.

by Anonymousreply 20March 29, 2019 8:11 PM

I would say that the minute you get off the plane in India and breathe the air, you get parasites in your brain.

by Anonymousreply 21March 29, 2019 8:15 PM

[quote]Shit like this is why I'm celibate

Yeah, that's the reason

by Anonymousreply 22March 29, 2019 8:19 PM

She looks like total shit here. Whoever styles her needs to be FIRED

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by Anonymousreply 23March 29, 2019 8:24 PM

Wrong thread! Sorry

by Anonymousreply 24March 29, 2019 8:25 PM

I never say RIMMING I say ANALINGUS.

by Anonymousreply 25March 29, 2019 8:29 PM

Straight men get this from eating pussy.

by Anonymousreply 26March 29, 2019 8:31 PM

R24, not really the wrong thread if you think about. Constantly licking Trump's ass leads to brain damage.

by Anonymousreply 27March 29, 2019 8:32 PM

R20 I agree. I don’t want poop on my dick or on my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 28March 29, 2019 8:39 PM

As a gay man, I can say that the butthole is an exit, not an entrance. Yes, yes, yes, I know, it's a pleasurable act. Getting drunk or eating half a chocolate cake can cede a lot of pleasure too, but doesn't mean it's a good thing for you.

by Anonymousreply 29March 29, 2019 8:50 PM

[QUOTE]As a gay man, I can say that the butthole is an exit, not an entrance.

Don't tell me this doesn't look like a point of entry:

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by Anonymousreply 30March 29, 2019 8:54 PM

It's a point of exit. It was not meant to be a point of entry.

by Anonymousreply 31March 29, 2019 8:59 PM

Physiologically it's an exit but visually, from its design perspective, the pic at R30 clearly says: please come in

by Anonymousreply 32March 29, 2019 9:09 PM

So for how many years have millions been licking culos?

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by Anonymousreply 33March 29, 2019 9:27 PM

R33, that's how Lucy, the Australopithecine, died.

Big rimmer, major flat earth supporter.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 29, 2019 9:29 PM

What’s that “dot” on his butt hole located at 8 o’clock in R30’s pic?

by Anonymousreply 35March 29, 2019 9:31 PM

R35 that’s what I was going to say!! There’s no way I’m going through that door!

by Anonymousreply 36March 29, 2019 9:32 PM

R35 LOL!

Sorry, but that "door" in R30's pic needs police tape and orange cones around it.

by Anonymousreply 37March 29, 2019 9:44 PM

R37 it needs to be sent back to fucking Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 38March 29, 2019 10:02 PM

I used to love rimming and being rimmed. DL has since educated and/or scared me on the issue. I put my tongue up into the man no more.

by Anonymousreply 39March 29, 2019 10:03 PM

R20 If you are uncut, docking can be really orgasmic

by Anonymousreply 40March 29, 2019 10:06 PM

Wash your ass,

Wash your ass,

Wash your goddam ass!

by Anonymousreply 41March 29, 2019 10:07 PM

Sacrifices MUST be made!

by Anonymousreply 42March 29, 2019 10:14 PM

[quote]Shit like this is why I'm celibate. I don't hate myself for being gay, but gay sex comes with a lot of risks, so I refrain.

Certainly you can find a middle ground between never having sex and rimjobs.

by Anonymousreply 43March 29, 2019 10:17 PM

A proper whore does enemas.

by Anonymousreply 44March 29, 2019 10:29 PM

R44 this is true but then one of the queens was saying that if you eat just vegetables and take Metamucil you don’t have to douche. That’s what I’m afraid of. What if I eat out one of the Metamucil queens??

by Anonymousreply 45March 29, 2019 10:32 PM

[quote]It's a point of exit. It was not meant to be a point of entry.

For men it is. In men the anal cavity around the prostate is a sexual organ where male pheromones are produced.

by Anonymousreply 46March 29, 2019 11:12 PM

There are no fairmones in the prostate. Your just trying to justify normalizing anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 47March 29, 2019 11:15 PM

"Apparently, the eggs entered his penis through the urethra and began hatching in his groin area. As a result of the lingual-anal contact, the eggs entered into head and manifested as eye pain and swelling."

Whenever someone starts a sentence with "Apparently," or "Basically," you know that nothing but garbled word salad will follow.

It is interesting that appended to OP's article is a related story: "Parasites could be lurking in your sushi, doctors warn" But no one here is bitching about sushi. Have your guy wash his ass. You'll be fine.

This young man's illness is the result of poverty. If you want to avoid something that is always dangerous, avoid poverty. Ass is far less dangerous than poverty.

by Anonymousreply 48March 29, 2019 11:41 PM

It won't be easy even for bacteria to get to your brain, hence it won't be easy for an egg of a tapeworm either:

The blood–brain barrier restricts the passage of pathogens, the diffusion of solutes in the blood, and large or hydrophilic molecules into the cerebrospinal fluid (CSF), while allowing the diffusion of hydrophobic molecules (O2, CO2, hormones) and small polar molecules.Cells of the barrier actively transport metabolic products such as glucose across the barrier using specific transport proteins.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 30, 2019 12:08 AM

What r49 said.

by Anonymousreply 50March 30, 2019 12:10 AM

Just lick and fuck kosher ass. No tapeworms there.

by Anonymousreply 51March 30, 2019 12:50 AM

Precede a dirty rimjob with a dirty martini and the alcohol will kill the baby tapeworms. Wala!

by Anonymousreply 52March 30, 2019 2:44 AM

Right, R52. Douche your date with vodka. That will make everything better.

by Anonymousreply 53March 30, 2019 3:32 PM

Our str8 guy (aka men) friends tell us that their fish like to be corn-holed. The men find this beyond fabulous! This seems very strange to us. Why would a fish want that?

by Anonymousreply 54March 30, 2019 4:54 PM

Would those be angel fish, sturgeon, trout, or otherwise, dear?

by Anonymousreply 55March 30, 2019 5:19 PM

You must only ever have heterosexual sex with your legal spouse in a blessed holy union with door locked,lights out ,missionary position not to exceed 5 minutes duration every other saturday or until a child is conceived after which you will stop preforming this vile act for the rest of your married life.

OR YOUR BRAIN WILL BE EATEN BY FUCKING WORMS.

by Anonymousreply 56March 30, 2019 5:32 PM

Guys, I may have gotten eggs in my brain yesterday afternoon, evening, and night.

Hold me. I'm scared.

by Anonymousreply 57April 1, 2019 3:09 PM

I would venture that most gay men find the butthole (and area) to at LEAST be an erogenous zone, whether they stick their tongue up there or not. You can certainly find ways to play around "down there" without risking your life!

by Anonymousreply 58April 1, 2019 5:05 PM

Seriously speaking, my neighbor ended up with parasite eggs and throat cancer for eating his wife's vagina. He lasted two years after being diagnosed. I always wonder how horrible the widow must feel. She practically killed her husband with her snatch.

by Anonymousreply 59April 1, 2019 5:13 PM

[quote]I would venture that most men find the butthole (and area) to at LEAST be an erogenous zone,

Fixed.

by Anonymousreply 60April 1, 2019 5:14 PM

How Human Beings ever crawled out of the Primordial Sludge and survived basic reproduction and evolution is still a miracle to me.

by Anonymousreply 61April 1, 2019 5:19 PM

Deep thoughts from Miss R61.

by Anonymousreply 62April 1, 2019 5:21 PM

[quote] She practically killed her husband with her snatch.

I really want to see that on her tombstone.

by Anonymousreply 63April 1, 2019 5:26 PM

Don't just about all women do that, at least symbolically?

by Anonymousreply 64April 1, 2019 5:32 PM

This guy was in rural India. Doesn't have to be rural of course, as literally half the population still engages in public defecation. At any rate, shake a dirty have with worm eggs on it (the eggs cause ectopic infestations), and voila, tapeworms infesting your lls and your head.

This country, by the way, just launched its space program.

by Anonymousreply 65April 1, 2019 5:34 PM

This explains Lindsey Graham's sudden embracing of Trumpism.

by Anonymousreply 66April 1, 2019 5:59 PM

I rimmed two guys in the steam room this morning. You don't see me worried about eggs or worms.

by Anonymousreply 67April 1, 2019 6:05 PM

ASS TO MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 68April 1, 2019 6:07 PM

[quote]A Dirty Rimjob Can Lead to Eggs in Your Brain

Small price to pay.

by Anonymousreply 69April 1, 2019 6:09 PM

[quote]I really want to see that on her tombstone.

I hope their two children never know. Knowing your mother killed your father with her dirty snatch must be enough to turn you into a homosexual!

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by Anonymousreply 70April 1, 2019 6:16 PM
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