Orlando Baronne

Who keeps using "family" as a term in these threads?

That's a really old, outdated term. You're aging yourself, bish.

Meh. So over white Brazilians unless they look like Rodrigo Calazans...

Gym time.

Body.

R2 Please. Rodrigo is more generic looking than Orlando. Orlando has something exotic going on with him.

HOT

Exotic? He's 100% white bread, r5.

R7 For a white guy he's exotic looking. Don't see many that look like him.

Smile!

Muy lindo

He looks dreamy.

I think this is his bf

Is he a manlet?

He looks like anyone else on Instagram that wears tank tops and lifts...

A little shy

Manlets look so funny in real life.

He doesn't appear short here

He is shaped like a square. And the muscles aren't helping his case. Also is he crosseyed or....??

Does the lovely Orlando hang out with DL Faves Anderson Cooper or Glenn Greenwald?

Short men should go easy on the weightlifting, it really compresses their general silhouette.

He looks delicious, blue-eyed and clean-skinned but does he have bad breath or some other personality defect to console me in my puddle of jealousy?

R20. I thought you wrote "genital" silhouette.

It's good that he's a natural beauty unlike a lot of the hos' that facetune and filter their pics.

For someone who spends all that time in the gym, he’s a bit chunky

R17 He's the shortest one in this pic

oh my

Matching

Dreamy

He's cute. I prefer mixed/Afro-Brazilians though.

His eyes are so pale he reminds me of those Australian Aborigines in 1788 who thought the blue-eyed English newcomers had empty heads— they thought they were looking through their heads at the sky beyond.

Novo visual

He's so cute! Looks like a teddy bear.

Disney

Looking

Suit

Yummy

Fug.

R37 Really?

Yeah really, R38.

R39 Can you at least explain why?

No. I don't have to justify my opinion.

R41 No I mean what leads you to feel he is fug to you?

I don't have to explain that either.

Coat

R43 I was just curious

You sound defensive. You're the guy in the picture aren't you.

R46 Nope

R21 He has a physical defect in that his eyelids resemble those brass eyelets through which aiglets pass.

Boring!

R49 Post a hotter guy

Cute

Hope he has sunscreen

[quote]Post a hotter guy

That won't be hard to do.

R53 Well then

Don't you just want to cuddlefuck him?

Stop posting this guy- we get it you’re into him. He’s basic and I see him 200x walking down the street like any other blond gym boy. BASIC.

R56 Isn't he cute though? His eyes are pure innocence.

Better Orlando than a guy like this

Workout

Grey

Serious

On a scale from 1-10 how hot do y'all find him?

10/10 I'd drink his piss

Aww!

[quote]On a scale from 1-10 how hot do y'all find him?

Zero.

[quote]Post a hotter guy

[quote]That won't be hard to do.

Well, then, get to it, Louisa May. Let's see what you say is hotter.

I think he's a chest shaver and a hair bleacher. But he might look better with brown eyes. Maybe he should go get some brown contacts.

Yum!

[quote]he might look better with brown eyes

Yeah. Eyes like tree bark are always an improvement.

R65 Would you kick him out of the bed?

Yummers!

How am I the first to point out that he looks like an attractive version of Tommi DiDario? And look at Orlando and his BF at R33—they not only look like nicer versions of Tommi & Gio, but the picture is taken at fucking DISNEYLAND! I also recall seeing a photo of Tommi last winter, wearing a similar Nanook parka to the one in R44.

R72 Omg I notice that as well

Do you see this guy aging well? He was born in 1994 I believe, so either 24 or 25 now.

He's so sexy!

His surname is French, but his mom (I think that's his mom) looks either Iberian or Mestizo.

Brazilians are the hottest people on the planet.

r2 is a Jealous Bitch.

Watching

What is DL's consensus of Miss Orlando? Drop-dead or meh?

Drop dead. I’m dripping...

His eyes are dead....his eyes.

I'd suck the cheese out of his foreskin!

He's hot but I'm concerned about his hairline.

Has Glenn Greenwald had him?

He's breathtaking!

French have the genes to produce a lot of very attractive men.

Lol @ anybody calling him 'fug'. Post a hotter guy.

He has foreskin, Dealbreaker. Gross.. NEXT!

R88 Please, you'll get on your knees and enjoy it!

Why are people hating on this guy?

[quote]Why are people hating on this guy?

Because he looks too much like the insipid Tommi DiDario. Granted, Orlando is a 10, while Tommi is a 2, but there is kind of a resemblance.

Tommi wishes he could look this good lol

Tommy's too generic white bread compared to Orlando.

Yes, even though Orlando is white he has a more exotic look going on. Tommy is a bit too Anglo/Germanic looking.

Plus, Tommi's all moley and everything. He should really do something about those moles.

Miss Orlando's profession is architecture

I knew he had to be French. Northern Europeans can't be this attractive.

I prefer how his body looks now.

He's like that rare combination of cuteness and sex appeal. Gorgeous guy.

I don't think he's fully French. Probably has some Italian in him.

Most likely, r100. Also, it's hard being Brazillian and with no traces of Portuguese ancestry at all.

He doesn't look Brazilian at all.

He looks like a mix of Iberian, French, Italian from the North.

I can't tell if he uses filters/edits his pics or not.

Orlando is quite the dish.

I ask that they bring him before me, so that I might know him.

Weak chin/jaw area from the side.

Did he get botox? He was born in 1994.

Very handsome, hot with beautiful eyes. But don't think I would be interested in anyone who takes that many pictures of himself. Except for the night, maybe.

He's probably short. Like 5'5 - 5'6 range. I've actually seen several Instahoes in person and they were all smaller in real life. I think its the combination of us creating a fantasy of bigger than better lives for these pretty boys and the fact that all pictures are zoomed and cropped. If he were taller, we'd see more full body pics.

R110 I also imagine instahos aren't as stunning as they appear online.

R111 They are attractive, but you just get the sense that they're just like any other pretty gay boy and not superhumans when you see them.

Was in San Diego a few weeks ago and the bartender working happy hour on a Tuesday night looked familiar. Sure enough, he was an Instaho I followed when he used to live in South Beach. I stopped following him because I got bored of his repetitive posts and not much had changed. He was a sweetheart though, no attitude.

The most stunning Instaho I have seen is a Spanish personal trainer - David Castilla @david_castilla_. He works out at Gymage - the "scene" gym - where there is no shortage of hot guys. He looked flawless in person - perfect everything. Low key aura and kept to himself. I was going through some selfies I had taken in front of the weight rack mirror and he was in the shot - still flawless even in a blurry accidental iPhone grab.

OP, he kind of looks like he could be a brother to Shawn and David Cassidy, no?

R112 Yeah there's a lot of drop-dead gorgeous guys in Spain.

He looks like a rat

Brazilians have a perfect mix of genes.