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What do you think of this Brazilian dude? He is family.

by Anonymousreply 101Yesterday at 12:34 AM

Who keeps using "family" as a term in these threads?

That's a really old, outdated term. You're aging yourself, bish.

by Anonymousreply 103/29/2019

Meh. So over white Brazilians unless they look like Rodrigo Calazans...

by Anonymousreply 203/29/2019

Gym time.

by Anonymousreply 303/29/2019

Body.

by Anonymousreply 403/29/2019

R2 Please. Rodrigo is more generic looking than Orlando. Orlando has something exotic going on with him.

by Anonymousreply 503/29/2019

HOT

by Anonymousreply 603/29/2019

Exotic? He's 100% white bread, r5.

by Anonymousreply 703/29/2019

R7 For a white guy he's exotic looking. Don't see many that look like him.

by Anonymousreply 803/29/2019

Smile!

by Anonymousreply 903/29/2019

Muy lindo

by Anonymousreply 1003/29/2019

He looks dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 1103/29/2019

I think this is his bf

by Anonymousreply 1203/29/2019

Is he a manlet?

by Anonymousreply 1303/29/2019

He looks like anyone else on Instagram that wears tank tops and lifts...

by Anonymousreply 1403/29/2019

A little shy

by Anonymousreply 1503/29/2019

Manlets look so funny in real life.

by Anonymousreply 1603/29/2019

He doesn't appear short here

by Anonymousreply 1703/29/2019

He is shaped like a square. And the muscles aren't helping his case. Also is he crosseyed or....??

by Anonymousreply 1803/29/2019

Does the lovely Orlando hang out with DL Faves Anderson Cooper or Glenn Greenwald?

by Anonymousreply 1903/29/2019

Short men should go easy on the weightlifting, it really compresses their general silhouette.

by Anonymousreply 2003/29/2019

He looks delicious, blue-eyed and clean-skinned but does he have bad breath or some other personality defect to console me in my puddle of jealousy?

by Anonymousreply 2103/29/2019

R20. I thought you wrote "genital" silhouette.

by Anonymousreply 2203/29/2019

It's good that he's a natural beauty unlike a lot of the hos' that facetune and filter their pics.

by Anonymousreply 2303/29/2019

For someone who spends all that time in the gym, he’s a bit chunky

by Anonymousreply 2403/29/2019

R17 He's the shortest one in this pic

by Anonymousreply 2503/29/2019

oh my

by Anonymousreply 2603/29/2019

Matching

by Anonymousreply 2703/29/2019

Dreamy

by Anonymousreply 2803/29/2019

He's cute. I prefer mixed/Afro-Brazilians though.

by Anonymousreply 2903/29/2019

His eyes are so pale he reminds me of those Australian Aborigines in 1788 who thought the blue-eyed English newcomers had empty heads— they thought they were looking through their heads at the sky beyond.

by Anonymousreply 3003/29/2019

Novo visual

by Anonymousreply 3103/29/2019

He's so cute! Looks like a teddy bear.

by Anonymousreply 3203/29/2019

Disney

by Anonymousreply 3303/29/2019

Looking

by Anonymousreply 3403/29/2019

Suit

by Anonymousreply 3503/29/2019

Yummy

by Anonymousreply 3603/30/2019

Fug.

by Anonymousreply 3703/30/2019

R37 Really?

by Anonymousreply 3803/30/2019

Yeah really, R38.

by Anonymousreply 3903/30/2019

R39 Can you at least explain why?

by Anonymousreply 4003/30/2019

No. I don't have to justify my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 4103/30/2019

R41 No I mean what leads you to feel he is fug to you?

by Anonymousreply 4203/30/2019

I don't have to explain that either.

by Anonymousreply 4303/30/2019

Coat

by Anonymousreply 4403/30/2019

R43 I was just curious

by Anonymousreply 4503/30/2019

You sound defensive. You're the guy in the picture aren't you.

by Anonymousreply 4603/30/2019

R46 Nope

by Anonymousreply 4703/30/2019

R21 He has a physical defect in that his eyelids resemble those brass eyelets through which aiglets pass.

by Anonymousreply 4803/30/2019

Boring!

by Anonymousreply 4903/30/2019

R49 Post a hotter guy

by Anonymousreply 5003/30/2019

Cute

by Anonymousreply 5103/30/2019

Hope he has sunscreen

by Anonymousreply 5203/30/2019

[quote]Post a hotter guy

That won't be hard to do.

by Anonymousreply 5303/30/2019

R53 Well then

by Anonymousreply 5403/30/2019

Don't you just want to cuddlefuck him?

by Anonymousreply 5503/30/2019

Stop posting this guy- we get it you’re into him. He’s basic and I see him 200x walking down the street like any other blond gym boy. BASIC.

by Anonymousreply 5603/30/2019

R56 Isn't he cute though? His eyes are pure innocence.

by Anonymousreply 5703/30/2019

Better Orlando than a guy like this

by Anonymousreply 5803/31/2019

Workout

by Anonymousreply 5903/31/2019

Grey

by Anonymousreply 6003/31/2019

Serious

by Anonymousreply 6103/31/2019

On a scale from 1-10 how hot do y'all find him?

by Anonymousreply 6203/31/2019

10/10 I'd drink his piss

by Anonymousreply 6303/31/2019

Aww!

by Anonymousreply 6403/31/2019

[quote]On a scale from 1-10 how hot do y'all find him?

Zero.

by Anonymousreply 6504/01/2019

[quote]Post a hotter guy

[quote]That won't be hard to do.

Well, then, get to it, Louisa May. Let's see what you say is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 6604/01/2019

I think he's a chest shaver and a hair bleacher. But he might look better with brown eyes. Maybe he should go get some brown contacts.

by Anonymousreply 6704/01/2019

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 6804/01/2019

[quote]he might look better with brown eyes

Yeah. Eyes like tree bark are always an improvement.

by Anonymousreply 6904/01/2019

R65 Would you kick him out of the bed?

by Anonymousreply 7004/01/2019

Yummers!

by Anonymousreply 7104/02/2019

How am I the first to point out that he looks like an attractive version of Tommi DiDario? And look at Orlando and his BF at R33—they not only look like nicer versions of Tommi & Gio, but the picture is taken at fucking DISNEYLAND! I also recall seeing a photo of Tommi last winter, wearing a similar Nanook parka to the one in R44.

by Anonymousreply 7204/02/2019

R72 Omg I notice that as well

by Anonymousreply 7304/02/2019

Do you see this guy aging well? He was born in 1994 I believe, so either 24 or 25 now.

by Anonymousreply 7404/03/2019

He's so sexy!

by Anonymousreply 7504/05/2019

His surname is French, but his mom (I think that's his mom) looks either Iberian or Mestizo.

by Anonymousreply 7604/05/2019

Brazilians are the hottest people on the planet.

r2 is a Jealous Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 7704/05/2019

Watching

by Anonymousreply 7804/06/2019

What is DL's consensus of Miss Orlando? Drop-dead or meh?

by Anonymousreply 7904/11/2019

Drop dead. I’m dripping...

by Anonymousreply 8004/11/2019

His eyes are dead....his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 8104/11/2019

I'd suck the cheese out of his foreskin!

by Anonymousreply 8204/11/2019

He's hot but I'm concerned about his hairline.

by Anonymousreply 8304/11/2019

Has Glenn Greenwald had him?

by Anonymousreply 8404/11/2019

He's breathtaking!

by Anonymousreply 8504/11/2019

French have the genes to produce a lot of very attractive men.

by Anonymousreply 8604/12/2019

Lol @ anybody calling him 'fug'. Post a hotter guy.

by Anonymousreply 87Last Saturday at 3:23 PM

He has foreskin, Dealbreaker. Gross.. NEXT!

by Anonymousreply 88Last Saturday at 3:26 PM

R88 Please, you'll get on your knees and enjoy it!

by Anonymousreply 89Last Saturday at 3:30 PM

Why are people hating on this guy?

by Anonymousreply 90Last Saturday at 3:37 PM

[quote]Why are people hating on this guy?

Because he looks too much like the insipid Tommi DiDario. Granted, Orlando is a 10, while Tommi is a 2, but there is kind of a resemblance.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Saturday at 3:41 PM

Tommi wishes he could look this good lol

by Anonymousreply 92Last Saturday at 4:07 PM

Tommy's too generic white bread compared to Orlando.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Saturday at 4:09 PM

Yes, even though Orlando is white he has a more exotic look going on. Tommy is a bit too Anglo/Germanic looking.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Saturday at 11:29 PM

Plus, Tommi's all moley and everything. He should really do something about those moles.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Sunday at 3:13 PM

Miss Orlando's profession is architecture

by Anonymousreply 96Last Sunday at 4:07 PM

I knew he had to be French. Northern Europeans can't be this attractive.

by Anonymousreply 97Last Sunday at 9:20 PM

I prefer how his body looks now.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Monday at 2:43 AM

He's like that rare combination of cuteness and sex appeal. Gorgeous guy.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Monday at 7:33 PM

I don't think he's fully French. Probably has some Italian in him.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Tuesday at 11:37 PM

Most likely, r100. Also, it's hard being Brazillian and with no traces of Portuguese ancestry at all.

by Anonymousreply 101Yesterday at 12:34 AM
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