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What do you think of this Brazilian dude? He is family.

by Anonymousreply 11606/12/2019

Who keeps using "family" as a term in these threads?

That's a really old, outdated term. You're aging yourself, bish.

by Anonymousreply 103/29/2019

Meh. So over white Brazilians unless they look like Rodrigo Calazans...

by Anonymousreply 203/29/2019

Gym time.

by Anonymousreply 303/29/2019

Body.

by Anonymousreply 403/29/2019

R2 Please. Rodrigo is more generic looking than Orlando. Orlando has something exotic going on with him.

by Anonymousreply 503/29/2019

HOT

by Anonymousreply 603/29/2019

Exotic? He's 100% white bread, r5.

by Anonymousreply 703/29/2019

R7 For a white guy he's exotic looking. Don't see many that look like him.

by Anonymousreply 803/29/2019

Smile!

by Anonymousreply 903/29/2019

Muy lindo

by Anonymousreply 1003/29/2019

He looks dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 1103/29/2019

I think this is his bf

by Anonymousreply 1203/29/2019

Is he a manlet?

by Anonymousreply 1303/29/2019

He looks like anyone else on Instagram that wears tank tops and lifts...

by Anonymousreply 1403/29/2019

A little shy

by Anonymousreply 1503/29/2019

Manlets look so funny in real life.

by Anonymousreply 1603/29/2019

He doesn't appear short here

by Anonymousreply 1703/29/2019

He is shaped like a square. And the muscles aren't helping his case. Also is he crosseyed or....??

by Anonymousreply 1803/29/2019

Does the lovely Orlando hang out with DL Faves Anderson Cooper or Glenn Greenwald?

by Anonymousreply 1903/29/2019

Short men should go easy on the weightlifting, it really compresses their general silhouette.

by Anonymousreply 2003/29/2019

He looks delicious, blue-eyed and clean-skinned but does he have bad breath or some other personality defect to console me in my puddle of jealousy?

by Anonymousreply 2103/29/2019

R20. I thought you wrote "genital" silhouette.

by Anonymousreply 2203/29/2019

It's good that he's a natural beauty unlike a lot of the hos' that facetune and filter their pics.

by Anonymousreply 2303/29/2019

For someone who spends all that time in the gym, he’s a bit chunky

by Anonymousreply 2403/29/2019

R17 He's the shortest one in this pic

by Anonymousreply 2503/29/2019

oh my

by Anonymousreply 2603/29/2019

Matching

by Anonymousreply 2703/29/2019

Dreamy

by Anonymousreply 2803/29/2019

He's cute. I prefer mixed/Afro-Brazilians though.

by Anonymousreply 2903/29/2019

His eyes are so pale he reminds me of those Australian Aborigines in 1788 who thought the blue-eyed English newcomers had empty heads— they thought they were looking through their heads at the sky beyond.

by Anonymousreply 3003/29/2019

Novo visual

by Anonymousreply 3103/29/2019

He's so cute! Looks like a teddy bear.

by Anonymousreply 3203/29/2019

Disney

by Anonymousreply 3303/29/2019

Looking

by Anonymousreply 3403/29/2019

Suit

by Anonymousreply 3503/29/2019

Yummy

by Anonymousreply 3603/30/2019

Fug.

by Anonymousreply 3703/30/2019

R37 Really?

by Anonymousreply 3803/30/2019

Yeah really, R38.

by Anonymousreply 3903/30/2019

R39 Can you at least explain why?

by Anonymousreply 4003/30/2019

No. I don't have to justify my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 4103/30/2019

R41 No I mean what leads you to feel he is fug to you?

by Anonymousreply 4203/30/2019

I don't have to explain that either.

by Anonymousreply 4303/30/2019

Coat

by Anonymousreply 4403/30/2019

R43 I was just curious

by Anonymousreply 4503/30/2019

You sound defensive. You're the guy in the picture aren't you.

by Anonymousreply 4603/30/2019

R46 Nope

by Anonymousreply 4703/30/2019

R21 He has a physical defect in that his eyelids resemble those brass eyelets through which aiglets pass.

by Anonymousreply 4803/30/2019

Boring!

by Anonymousreply 4903/30/2019

R49 Post a hotter guy

by Anonymousreply 5003/30/2019

Cute

by Anonymousreply 5103/30/2019

Hope he has sunscreen

by Anonymousreply 5203/30/2019

[quote]Post a hotter guy

That won't be hard to do.

by Anonymousreply 5303/30/2019

R53 Well then

by Anonymousreply 5403/30/2019

Don't you just want to cuddlefuck him?

by Anonymousreply 5503/30/2019

Stop posting this guy- we get it you’re into him. He’s basic and I see him 200x walking down the street like any other blond gym boy. BASIC.

by Anonymousreply 5603/30/2019

R56 Isn't he cute though? His eyes are pure innocence.

by Anonymousreply 5703/30/2019

Better Orlando than a guy like this

by Anonymousreply 5803/31/2019

Workout

by Anonymousreply 5903/31/2019

Grey

by Anonymousreply 6003/31/2019

Serious

by Anonymousreply 6103/31/2019

On a scale from 1-10 how hot do y'all find him?

by Anonymousreply 6203/31/2019

10/10 I'd drink his piss

by Anonymousreply 6303/31/2019

Aww!

by Anonymousreply 6403/31/2019

[quote]On a scale from 1-10 how hot do y'all find him?

Zero.

by Anonymousreply 6504/01/2019

[quote]Post a hotter guy

[quote]That won't be hard to do.

Well, then, get to it, Louisa May. Let's see what you say is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 6604/01/2019

I think he's a chest shaver and a hair bleacher. But he might look better with brown eyes. Maybe he should go get some brown contacts.

by Anonymousreply 6704/01/2019

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 6804/01/2019

[quote]he might look better with brown eyes

Yeah. Eyes like tree bark are always an improvement.

by Anonymousreply 6904/01/2019

R65 Would you kick him out of the bed?

by Anonymousreply 7004/01/2019

Yummers!

by Anonymousreply 7104/02/2019

How am I the first to point out that he looks like an attractive version of Tommi DiDario? And look at Orlando and his BF at R33—they not only look like nicer versions of Tommi & Gio, but the picture is taken at fucking DISNEYLAND! I also recall seeing a photo of Tommi last winter, wearing a similar Nanook parka to the one in R44.

by Anonymousreply 7204/02/2019

R72 Omg I notice that as well

by Anonymousreply 7304/02/2019

Do you see this guy aging well? He was born in 1994 I believe, so either 24 or 25 now.

by Anonymousreply 7404/03/2019

He's so sexy!

by Anonymousreply 7504/05/2019

His surname is French, but his mom (I think that's his mom) looks either Iberian or Mestizo.

by Anonymousreply 7604/05/2019

Brazilians are the hottest people on the planet.

r2 is a Jealous Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 7704/05/2019

Watching

by Anonymousreply 7804/06/2019

What is DL's consensus of Miss Orlando? Drop-dead or meh?

by Anonymousreply 7904/11/2019

Drop dead. I’m dripping...

by Anonymousreply 8004/11/2019

His eyes are dead....his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 8104/11/2019

I'd suck the cheese out of his foreskin!

by Anonymousreply 8204/11/2019

He's hot but I'm concerned about his hairline.

by Anonymousreply 8304/11/2019

Has Glenn Greenwald had him?

by Anonymousreply 8404/11/2019

He's breathtaking!

by Anonymousreply 8504/11/2019

French have the genes to produce a lot of very attractive men.

by Anonymousreply 8604/12/2019

Lol @ anybody calling him 'fug'. Post a hotter guy.

by Anonymousreply 8704/13/2019

He has foreskin, Dealbreaker. Gross.. NEXT!

by Anonymousreply 8804/13/2019

R88 Please, you'll get on your knees and enjoy it!

by Anonymousreply 8904/13/2019

Why are people hating on this guy?

by Anonymousreply 9004/13/2019

[quote]Why are people hating on this guy?

Because he looks too much like the insipid Tommi DiDario. Granted, Orlando is a 10, while Tommi is a 2, but there is kind of a resemblance.

by Anonymousreply 9104/13/2019

Tommi wishes he could look this good lol

by Anonymousreply 9204/13/2019

Tommy's too generic white bread compared to Orlando.

by Anonymousreply 9304/13/2019

Yes, even though Orlando is white he has a more exotic look going on. Tommy is a bit too Anglo/Germanic looking.

by Anonymousreply 9404/13/2019

Plus, Tommi's all moley and everything. He should really do something about those moles.

by Anonymousreply 9504/14/2019

Miss Orlando's profession is architecture

by Anonymousreply 9604/14/2019

I knew he had to be French. Northern Europeans can't be this attractive.

by Anonymousreply 9704/14/2019

I prefer how his body looks now.

by Anonymousreply 9804/15/2019

He's like that rare combination of cuteness and sex appeal. Gorgeous guy.

by Anonymousreply 9904/15/2019

I don't think he's fully French. Probably has some Italian in him.

by Anonymousreply 10004/16/2019

Most likely, r100. Also, it's hard being Brazillian and with no traces of Portuguese ancestry at all.

by Anonymousreply 10104/18/2019

He doesn't look Brazilian at all.

by Anonymousreply 10204/19/2019

He looks like a mix of Iberian, French, Italian from the North.

by Anonymousreply 10304/23/2019

I can't tell if he uses filters/edits his pics or not.

by Anonymousreply 10406/11/2019

Orlando is quite the dish.

by Anonymousreply 10506/11/2019

I ask that they bring him before me, so that I might know him.

by Anonymousreply 10606/11/2019

Weak chin/jaw area from the side.

by Anonymousreply 10706/11/2019

Did he get botox? He was born in 1994.

by Anonymousreply 10806/11/2019

Very handsome, hot with beautiful eyes. But don't think I would be interested in anyone who takes that many pictures of himself. Except for the night, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 10906/11/2019

He's probably short. Like 5'5 - 5'6 range. I've actually seen several Instahoes in person and they were all smaller in real life. I think its the combination of us creating a fantasy of bigger than better lives for these pretty boys and the fact that all pictures are zoomed and cropped. If he were taller, we'd see more full body pics.

by Anonymousreply 11006/11/2019

R110 I also imagine instahos aren't as stunning as they appear online.

by Anonymousreply 11106/11/2019

R111 They are attractive, but you just get the sense that they're just like any other pretty gay boy and not superhumans when you see them.

Was in San Diego a few weeks ago and the bartender working happy hour on a Tuesday night looked familiar. Sure enough, he was an Instaho I followed when he used to live in South Beach. I stopped following him because I got bored of his repetitive posts and not much had changed. He was a sweetheart though, no attitude.

The most stunning Instaho I have seen is a Spanish personal trainer - David Castilla @david_castilla_. He works out at Gymage - the "scene" gym - where there is no shortage of hot guys. He looked flawless in person - perfect everything. Low key aura and kept to himself. I was going through some selfies I had taken in front of the weight rack mirror and he was in the shot - still flawless even in a blurry accidental iPhone grab.

by Anonymousreply 11206/11/2019

OP, he kind of looks like he could be a brother to Shawn and David Cassidy, no?

by Anonymousreply 11306/11/2019

R112 Yeah there's a lot of drop-dead gorgeous guys in Spain.

by Anonymousreply 11406/11/2019

He looks like a rat

by Anonymousreply 11506/12/2019

Brazilians have a perfect mix of genes.

by Anonymousreply 11606/12/2019
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