I'm the mad shopping cart rush over to the sample station. They're handing out samples of lobster bisque!
Let's be fraus shopping at Costco
|by Anonymous||reply 86||Last Sunday at 9:37 PM|
Excuse me. Where are the almonds?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/28/2019|
Rebecca! Do you want to go in with me on a package of 20,000 Q-Tips?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/28/2019|
I'm the matching Kirkland flannels she's buying for dad and son.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/28/2019|
I'm the ginormous bottle of Sangria she's buying.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/28/2019|
I'm the SUVs circling around the parking lot for the closest parking space.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/28/2019|
I’m the dumb whore you encounter in every isle.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/28/2019|
I'm the saved appetite for the sampling
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/28/2019|
I’m Kris and I’m a lesbian. I’m buying several large bottles of vodka to hide under my bed in hopes that my life partner Kim doesn’t find them.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/28/2019|
Kris is in the Kirkland, long-sleeve flannel section, too.^^ She's stocking up for winter and buying some for Kim, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/28/2019|
I'm Hot Costco Dad's sausage
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/28/2019|
WAAHH!!! stinkly linky R10
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/28/2019|
Here you go R11
I'm the single person, holding onto my nerves for dear life, trying with all my might, NOT to run over the people who stop in the middle of the crowded aisle to chat, eat samples, look around, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/28/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/28/2019|
Just google "hot Costco Dad"
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/28/2019|
R14, lol. A+ for effort.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/28/2019|
I'm all of the raving over the bad Costco pizza.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/28/2019|
Thanks for all the efforts, R14. Costco dad is hot for daddy lovers, and everyone should see.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/28/2019|
Ohhhh let me Costco dad’s sweaty asshole. Yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/28/2019|
Swallow before shopping!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/28/2019|
"I'm the ginormous bottle of Sangria she's buying."
Ms. Frau is obviously not in any Costco in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/28/2019|
R17 Him? DL Hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/28/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/28/2019|
Looks like an 🥚.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/28/2019|
Overheard at a Rolling Stones concert: "Man, there's more 40-year old cleavage on display tonight than on any Saturday at Costco."
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/28/2019|
I’m the black security guard at the door who asked me if I have a Costco card when I’m half way in the door and kicks me out when I said I don’t. I just wanted to eat free samples and get a churro. Never been stoped before. This sucks. (Happened last week, I was very high). Fuck you! Your just a Costco security guard, Costco security guard!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/28/2019|
I'm an Asian woman shopper. I might look tiny and demure, but I will fucking run you over with my cart without a thought if you are anywhere near something I want.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/28/2019|
I’m Chad. I work the sample table of frozen sirloin burgers on tooth picks. You can sirloin my burger any time chad. You timothee chalamet looking motherfucker
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/28/2019|
A bit OT: my therapist gave me "homework" of going to Costco by myself, since I found the experience so overwhelming. It took some doing, but I managed. I still don't enjoy going there, but at least I am able to.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/28/2019|
[quote]…my therapist gave me "homework" of going to Costco by myself, since I found the experience so overwhelming…
I PREFER going to Costco by myself, as that way I don't have to continually watch that my partner isn't stuffing the cart with gallon containers of macadamia nuts or 48-packs of giant-sized Colgate toothpaste. He will buy anything if he thinks it's a bargain. I'm just the opposite, and won't get anything we don't actually need. Plus, there's this one Costco stock boy I get to ogle to my heart's content when I'm by myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/28/2019|
The odd obsession with middle aged, middle class, middle American women who are boring AF continues.
I can only assume it's because for many DLers, these women are somehow the competition, the female versions of themselves?
"Fraus" as a topic is easily one of DLs top 5
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/28/2019|
I'll be Winter Storm Shaquan, sending droves of them to Costco in horrifying panic to stock up on a bunch of the same shi t they already have a plenty at home. I'm all anyone has been talking about for the past few days, and I take great pleasure in the secret that I'll leave just a coating behind in my wake!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/28/2019|
I'm the person observing the presence of 50 "butchers" and 0 employees that aren't working the cash or spreading cheese-based samples on crackers.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/28/2019|
I'm Mother Earth crying from the waste of all those plastic sample cups!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/28/2019|
I'm the person who has been somehow conned into thinking that they are spending less when they shop at Costco.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/28/2019|
R29: lol. It seems every Costco has at least a few young’uns bringing the pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/28/2019|
Not your day with the links!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/28/2019|
We're the people blocking the aisles in order to feed on the food samples -
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/28/2019|
I find the "meat men" hot. Love the portion sizes (wink, wink).
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/28/2019|
I'm the three 100 pound pasta bags Joan just threw in the cart to feed all 2 of her homeschooled kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/28/2019|
You don’t need a Costco card to access the pharmacy. The guard was misinformed.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/28/2019|
I'm the tanker cars filled with corn syrup, petrochemicals and pesticides. I'll be making my way to Costco aisles near you, in one form or another.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/28/2019|
I'm the woman communicating with her over-compensating husband via walkie talkie while her brood treats her shopping cart like a mobile jungle gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/28/2019|
Thank you R17 and R14. I did my best with Hot Dad's Link.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/28/2019|
Ok probably true r30 but in fairness this thread is actually about Costco ...... which confirms your theory that these supposed frau-bashing posters are just a bunch of gay male fraus.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/29/2019|
I picked up a darling synthetic-blend blouse for a fraction of what it would have cost me at Marshall's. So I bought three, all different colors!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/29/2019|
I'm a 30ish space cadet frauette high on adderall and psych meds pushing her six year old daughter who's sits in the basket part of the shopping cart. She's pleasantly chirps asking her what she should buy for dinner pointing out and various frozen appetizers while the little girl seems uninterested and doesn't say much of anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/29/2019|
r24, maybe 20 years ago. Today at a Rolling Stones concert it would be 60 year old cleavage. Today's 40 year old cleavage would be at the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/29/2019|
I'm the "busy" frau who blindly shops thinking every thing at Costco is a steal. Even though it's not. But I pay to shop here so it must be a crazy deal. I mean look at the size of it! There's no way half of these things are actually cheaper in other stores. Even though they are. Bless this mess!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/29/2019|
I thought I was the only one suffering with anxiety at a crowded Costco. I have to shop super early.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/29/2019|
[quote] I’m the dumb whore you encounter in every isle.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/29/2019|
[quote] my therapist gave me "homework" of going to Costco by myself, since I found the experience so overwhelming.
What 8n the fuck is overwhelming about Costco unless you have dementia? It’s a place with parking lots, shopping carts and big food with pajamas, socks & marked down books.. What’s overwhelming about that?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/29/2019|
Oooh, r51, come sit by me!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/29/2019|
They are OUT of 6lb bags of Kirkland pistachios! Can you believe that?
Where’s the manager?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/29/2019|
Somebody who’s making fun of people in Costco had to go to a therapist because they were so psychologically overwhelmed by being in a Costco?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/29/2019|
i am that $60 saved by refusing to pay a store to actually shop there.
so, even tho am not shopping at costco: PFFT.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/29/2019|
I'm the bored employee half-assedly checking their receipt on their way out.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/29/2019|
I am a gay 24 year old dude and I fucking LOVE Costco
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/29/2019|
Costcos always seem to have a lot of hot, young, dumb guys working there.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/29/2019|
I'm the box of Tampax Super Plus Tampons, 120 ct some fat frau cunt just dumped into her basket.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/29/2019|
R26 What state? I have had that happen several times at my Costco
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/29/2019|
[Quote] What state? I have had that happen several times at my Costco
Alhambra, Ca. The worst!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/29/2019|
R53, is that Kate Gosselin's new look? God she must have needed Costco and its oversized packaging for her freakin brood.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/29/2019|
I'm a granny frau wearing capri jeans looking at the capris. My shins are very shiny.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/29/2019|
I am Debbie and I am trying to find Dr. Scholl's kiosk for orthotics. My feet have been hurting and my now retired husband needs them too when he's not watching Fox News.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/29/2019|
[quote]I’m the black security guard at the door who asked me if I have a Costco card when I’m half way in the door and kicks me out when I said I don’t. I just wanted to eat free samples and get a churro. Never been stoped before. This sucks. (Happened last week, I was very high). Fuck you! Your just a Costco security guard, Costco security guard!
Membership has its privileges, bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/29/2019|
I made a special trip on one of my tender-to-the-touch days and was disappointed that Kirkland doesn't have anything to treat my fibro.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/29/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/29/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/29/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/29/2019|
I'm the triple jumbo containers of Miralax in Kay's mobility scooter.... I know people think I can walk just fine, but between my lupus and my 1st grader's "B" on a spelling test, I just can't find the strength some days.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/29/2019|
I'm the Frau embarrassingly stocking up on the oversized big box of tampons.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/10/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/10/2019|
I live a couple of blocks from Costco. They have some unique things that aren't readily available elsewhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/10/2019|
they all move so fucking fast with those big carts at Costco. Those frau's are in a big hurry to buy their shit, get out and do more shit for themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/10/2019|
I’m Jillian and I’m buying the non-GMO water bottles even though there is no such thing as Genetically Modified water. And I care about our planet, but not enough to stop buying a 36 pack of plastic water bottles to drink even tho I have safe water to drink from the tap and filtered water from the fridge.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/10/2019|
it is amazing how selfish people are in their daily life. i notice this when i'm in stores like Costco, Target, and Walmart. They are on a mad mission to get their shit, check out, and get the hell out of the store in record time. Off to the next selfish activity.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/10/2019|
I’m the 100 foot measuring tape Costco sells. The 300 pounders buy me when they go on a diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/10/2019|
[quote]I'm the box of Tampax Super Plus Tampons, 120 ct some fat frau cunt just dumped into her basket.
I am the abortion that R59's mother should have had.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/10/2019|
I'm the pick-your-ethnicity herd family shopping as a group. Each item is taken from the shelf, and all five of the adults commiserate on whether or not it's worth buying, as the six children run around like hellions.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/10/2019|
I'm getting a five-pack of cotton bikini briefs. I don't mind wearing my old ones with period stains but Trey says they skeeve him out.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/10/2019|
I am the Frau going to Sam's club because Costco is too mainstream and déclassé.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/10/2019|
I'm the frau attempting to stuff a 96-pack of Kirkland brand toilet paper into her shopping cart. It should last 5-7 days in my family frausehold.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/10/2019|
I'm the suburban gal on a weekday afternoon saving a few pennies with a bulk 100-pack of Always maxi-pads long super without wings.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||Last Sunday at 4:27 PM|
I'm the frau who sits in her gargantuan SUV after shopping.
I see all the other frazzled drivers stalking my space, but I don't care. I'm busy on Facebook Live telling everyone how awesome my shopping trip was, and how many of the hot dads there were checking out my skimpy top and super-cute shorty-shorts!!!
I'm so much more important than anyone who'd like to park and do their own shopping.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||Last Sunday at 5:07 PM|
I’m the cart left in the middle of frozen desserts while the Frau wanders off to look at frozen appetizers which is located in the next aisle. But she’s tired of pushing the cart and wants her hands free. So she’s left the half full cart - in the middle of the aisle. TEE HEE.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||Last Sunday at 6:39 PM|
Look at all these preservative and sodium filled crap I can nuke and feed to my family in 2 seconds and save some time for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||Last Sunday at 9:37 PM|