This man sees Sarah Huckabee Sanders naked every night

Gorgeous.

He looks gay.

GAYface. He's smelling cookies there and not Sarah's pussy

He looks like that guy who married Liza Minnelli.

As if deplorables have any general standards in life lol

I can picture her forcing him to eat her pussy

He blind. She is his support animal

Listening to that wretched voice is torture enough!

They look like a "We met at conversion therapy" couple.

R7, she has man hands.

Worse.... this man uses the same bathroom as she does.

You reminded me that I need to buy more stock in brown bag manufacturers.......

She’s lovely! He’s a really lucky guy. Good for them.

He's not bad-looking..

He's way too good looking for her. Has to be gay.

I doubt very much he sees her naked every night. Probably once a month or so.

Two paper bags, one for her and one for him in case hers falls off

He is gay. No one has to see her naked.

Another case of he’s hot, she’s not. I bet their marriage is not consummated or they have to have another blindfolded male in the room to make it happen.

I bet he's the Does her pussy stink? DL troll

Weed is legal in most states.

He closes his eyes and thinks of England.

She sleeps standing up in a pasture.

Every night?

Are you sure about that?

My friend's daughter is a waitress in DC and has served Sarah.

She says she burps a lot.

she was so pretty here, sitting on her mother's lap

She was never pretty.

I wonder what he sees in her.

He must be a gay social climber.

R8: Love the idea of a support huckabeast! Beats a support peacock.

36 years old, married 19 years and 3 kids - go figure. met during her father's presidential race. He is only 5"8", and wears a size 8 shoe, and works as a political consultant - salary unknown. Political heavy weights. Where is Quachita Baptist University , her alma mater?

Major gay face

Maybe he has a micropenis and this is genuinely the best that he can get.

What r10 said.

He has gay face.

He didn't use to have gayface but seeing Sarah Huckabee naked turned him gay.

She has a face perfect for radio.

She was more attractive and thinner when she was younger. She's not aging well.

He pretends Sarah is John Goodman.

R32 Arkadelphia,AR

She is an absolute beast, one of the beastliest-looking women I have ever seen.

He played Templeton in Charlotte's Web!!!

At home with husband and wife.

He's obviously not as hideous as Sarah, but he's a long way from hot.

Ernest Borgnine would look hot standing next to her.

God, she must tear up a bathroom something fierce.

He has a certain Tucker Carlson "je ne sais quoi" about him. So, yeah, not a pretty man.

They both come off as gayer than gay. There’s no way huckabeest doesn’t eat at the y, and the husband has gayface from space.

Either way, I hope they both spontaneously combust.

The man’s as gay as a picnic basket!

Has anyone ever seen him at the Crew Club in D.C.?

Maybe the reason he married her was because she reminded him of his heterophobic Aunt Ida.

He’s a size queen, literally and figuratively.

She has a huge cock, it’s no wonder he married her.

i almost feel sorry for her. ugly AF and despised by virtually anyone.

He fell into Sarah’s Ozark Canyon and he can’t crawl out.

As far as Sarah Huckabee Sanders is concerned, it's not called "having sex." It's "mounting and rutting."

[quote]They both come off as gayer than gay.

He looks gay AF and she looks like a mean, angry dyke.

Screw you OP for making me imagine her naked!

r58 = Sarah's husband.

are they high school sweethearts or something? Maybe she was decent looking when younger and before squeezing out some kids.

This description of how they met made me laugh:

[quote] Bryan met Sarah during the presidential campaign of her father, Mike Huckabee. For the campaign, they both had to interact several times. Their frequent professional interactions eventually turned personal and they began dating. After the campaign got over, the couple decided to get engaged. They finally exchanged rings in August 2009 at Bryan’s family farmhouse situated in Kansas. A year later on May 25, Bryan and Sarah took wedding vows in St. John of Virgin Islands.

Every day, he considers gouging his eyes out with a spoon

what does he do? maybe it's good for his business to be married to her, since she is the daughter of somebody.

I think it must be a career move on his part.

What part of "sex is a miserably joyless physical act meant solely for reproduction under God's wrathful gaze" is unclear to you, OP?

He’s gay, but he doesn’t know it, because he’s from Kansas.

Every morning when he's brushing his teeth at the sink, there's Sarah in the shower soaping up her pussy and ass with her hands.

Let that mental image sink in!

he has to give her bj tips!

I love r65.

And I hate you r67. Now I have to go get electroshock to get that out of my head.

R68 And they're really paying off!

Sarah gives excellent rimjobs. That's why he stays with her.

What a lucky fellow!

I can't even imagine what her face would look like during sex.

Does he rim her dirty hole ?

OMG all of my great-aunts have come back from the dead and posted @ r65! lol!

😵 He's blind. He has to feel his way around.

He looks like he's stoned so that's probably his perpetual condition in order to survive.

Does he need a miner's helmet when he goes down on her?

This is one instance where comments about her pussy stinking is probably true.

Repressed gay social climber who married for connections. What do I win?

R79 It smells so bad she has to fart to make the room smell better.

I doubt they've ever seen each other naked.

He hasn't ever seen her naked. This is what happened to the last guy who saw her naked.

Maybe he's a feeder?

she has such a nasty, shrewish, sour face and personality

i can't imagine any man being attracted to that

Nobody likes this bitch. Notice that not even the rightwing trolls bother defending her. Not even they like her. Sad!

Nina West nailed her in the Drag Race Trump RuSical.

Hubby knows it's true....

This is the face ole Bryan sees when he's on top of her, poundin' that pussy....

He wants to be suffocated

Sarah Huckabee is a homophobe.

I convinced her for a while to get naked in the barn.

I stayed in the house, until she came in naked looking for me.

Help me, anyone!

He’s queer as a football bat. He’s fuckable, but not hot.

He loves looking deeply into her eye. And then the other eye.

Sarah's "O" face.

Hilarious thread.

Sarah has just signed a lucrative deal with McDonald's to be their new Grimace.

He has patience with her on those days when her face gets tired of being a face.

He’s gay, that’s how

Given both of their backgrounds, it's very possible they're both gay and repressed. She has total dykevoice.

I imagine her breath smells like Donald's shit hole.

That guy looks gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

I do have to give Sarah credit where credit is due. She's from Arkansas but her husband is NOT also her cousin. So good for her in that area.

She is a big, sad oaf of a woman. I don't know how any one could find her attractive, let alone fuck her.

I want someone to break into their house and find their porn stashes and separate bedrooms and then leak it to the world. Not that those Nazis care about gay or straight in their ranks anymore (except for mother Pence), as long as those kids are in cages at the border, all is well.