Man’s penis gets stuck in cat after he tries to have sex with it

[quote]One of the witnesses heard the suspect screaming “it’s stuck to my penis,” and calling the cat a “wh*re” and shouting “stop sh*tting.”

I want off this planet. Seriously.

Is the cat ok?

Man.

What a human turd. Poor cat.

"The police also found bags of crystal meth"

Of course they did.

Please tell me the cat is ok.

Talk about [i]literally[/i] pounding some pussy.

R2 R6 In an x-ray examination of the cat, it was reported that there was “tearing around the surface of the anus as well as superficial wounds, small cuts around the anus area.”

r5 Remember, the Florida guy who ate the other guy's face-the one rumoured to be on bath salts? The ME said there were no drugs in his system. We've gotten to the point where I give it 50/50 for these stories to be caused by drugs.

R1 you're not alone.

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A million years ago a friend of mine dated a Chicago cop who told us a story about responding to a domestic disturbance call at a housing project and discovering that the perp had fucked his boyfriend's cat to death as revenge for some relationship offense the bf had committed.

How tiny is this guy's dick, that he can fuck a cat with it?

“He repeatedly boasted to authorities that the 'girth' of his genitalia was too big to fit into the cat's anus, which meant that it was 'impossible' for him to have sex with the cat.”

Eww. There was an equally disturbing story in the Dailymail yesterday about a guy who pressured his female co-worker to have sex with his dog. He recorded it, but they didn't recover video, but they found other women. The kicker he and the woman both worked at an animal shelter. People truly are sick.

SO these kind of people along with child abusers should just be killed. I don't think anyone would miss him.

I hope the cops beat him up

Is the tabloid in OP's post considered a legitimate source of information ?

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I heard of fucking a chicken, but never a cat. City folks have strange customs.

Even Johnny couldn’t write stuff like this...

Apparently his phone # is on his Facebook page

So it is reported in two tabloids?

Isn’t that Garth Brooks at R3?

Damn cat. I hope his penis is okay.

I hope that rapist is put on the cell block with hard core animal lovers. I'm sure they will take excellent care of him.

Well, it could come up with PHANTOM 2...

They should have cut his dick off to separate them.

So what have we learned men of the DL? NEVER mess with Pussy!

He called the CAT a whore?

[quote]He called the CAT a whore?

If the shoe fits.

He raped the cat?

Seriously, to hell with the 'all human life is sacred!' shit. This guy and anyone like him who abuses animals are human detritus, unfixable and worthless.

I don't understand what his penis got stuck on?

OMG that poor penis, I hope it's ok.

^^^^^^^*

Not on; but in... The cretins dick got stuck in the poor cat’s rectum.

Billions of adult people on this earth, not mentioning his own two hands, and he needed a cat's pussy to get off? No wonder we become more and more antisocial.

Not even the cat's pussy, its anus.

R28 - this place MUST be in the free-fall I keep hearing of from the DL elder guard keepers of the thread flaming 🔥 if that took 28posts - it's R1 material.

OTHERWISE I'm rather impressed if nothing else my this guy's wrangling skills. I know from taking my cats in days gone by to the Vet or to dispense medicine, cats are worthy and wily foes if you try to put them where they do not deign to be!

Can't but begin to imagine holding a feline in any kind of position steady enough to enact that cruel appalling atrocity!

R38 didn't get the not messing with pussy joke. HINT: Not about cats.

Call him 1 602-715-5158

Good Lord. I clicked on the link just to find out if the poor cat survived. Pieces of shit like this guy should be put down like the rabid monsters they are. What the everloving fuck.

Fuck off R39! I've not had an irony bypass - knee exactlyy what R28 was going for which is why! it's fab delicious DL R1 business.

So huffy in fact I Oh Deared myself!

I’m with you on that one, R32. Human life isn’t so special.

R38 that's why I think the whole thing is bullshit.

At this point it has only been reported in a couple of tabloids. A cat wouldn't sit still for something like that. And there's nothing inside any rectum that's going to keep a dick locked in place within it.

It sounds fabricated.

Shane Dawson?!?!?!

But according to DL it's gay men that are cruel.

Dick and Pussy.

A DL thread match made in Heaven.

From other articles it sounds like the cat is injured but survived.

I hate when that happens.

This guy needs to be fucked by a lion and it's barbed cock that tears flesh on its way out.

*its

Fucking autocorrect...

Gangbanged by lions.

He’s homeless and a drug dealer? No wonder no woman wants to f*ck him. Oh wait maybe he’s a homo hobo? Is the cat girl or boy?

This is why I don't date anyone with pets.

This is why I don't date homeless drug dealers.

FATHER?!!!!

They had to use the paws of life to get him unstuck.

Some weirdo will say “he is hot” and “cut or uncut” to give us the full DL feels.

Eventually the cat is going to be giving birth to this . . .

Do we know what the cat was wearing?

Before anyone asks what was on his iPod:

I just can't even imagine.....

There was a kid in my high school that apparently did it and I think the shame was so severe he either committed suicide or drank himself to death.

His name, unfortunately, was Adam, which lent itself easily to him being called "Catum" as people walked behind him and made meowing sounds and saying things like "Meow means MEOW!"

As if anyone is going to be able to have sex with a cat without it ripping them to shreds.

Look I've been a fan of cats for some time but the thought to fuck a cat never crossed my mind. Ewww.

But was it rape rape?

[quote]As if anyone is going to be able to have sex with a cat without it ripping them to shreds.

You have to tranquilize the cat first. I imagine.

Cat feces is full of parasites that can do real damage to a human being.

I hope that cat rapist picked up a whole load of hitchhikers from his victim.

Is the cat safe and recovering? I hope he/she finds a good new home and family. Fuck this is awful.

Not in Florida?

R70, Arizona is just as methed-out and crazy.

Belongs in THE WAR ON CATS thread?

[quote]r69 Is the cat safe and recovering? I hope he/she finds a good new home and family. Fuck this is awful.

Snowball needs a GoFundMe page

My cat would claw out my eyes if I dared try that

Pussy cat

Male or female cat?

Did he use a condom? I hope the cat is on PreP.

Death penalty stat. And it should be a slow and painful experience.

I hope he didn't use a condom.

That cat has gifts to give that freak deserves to get.

I'll never look at my Navage the same way again!

Id have let him stick his girthy cock up my dusty, desiccated ass . He's not terribly ugly.

MEOW!

He wrapped the cat in a towel, which was how he was able to keep some control over the cat.

You want to read about how these people accomplish it go to beastforum dot com. Where the zoos hang out.

Dear Lord in heaven!

Merciful Heavens!

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Men are garbage

Hope he's raped to death in jail

R81

KITTY!

I at least hope the cat was a purebred.

Why couldn't he just rape a dog like a normal pervert?

Did the cat get a paper suit like Jodie Foster in The Accused?

R78, I'm with you.

“He is set to appear in court on March 28”

Any news ?

[quote] You want to read about how these people accomplish it go to beastforum dot com. Where the zoos hang out.

Thanks for the tip! I have long wondered how people manage to have sex with animals, and I am looking forward to reading all about it.

Amature!

I hate to say it but this loser could have found a woman no problem. I used to work with a homeless drug addict who fancied himself some kind of undiscovered rock legend, played his guitar randomly when nobody asked, was losing his hair and pushing 40 and he had no problem finding girls. They weren't all ugly either.

Forgot to add the world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

r97 that's because he shared his stash. This guy doesn't sound like the considerate type.

He gets to keep the cat ?

Straaaaaaight.

I'll bet the cat led him on. Can't trust 'em. Whores the lot of em.

[quote] One of the witnesses heard the suspect screaming “it’s stuck to my penis,” and calling the cat a “wh*re”

I'm not a whore, I'm a dancer!

Fancy Feast? RANDY BEAST!

Cat Snatch Fever

Uh-uh, R83, I had to give my cat de-worming medication and it took both me and my husband 20 minutes wrapping her in a towel and one (wearing thick gloves) holding her head while the other pried her jaw open just enough to slip in the pill. I still got clawed up and 5 minutes later, I found the regurgitated pill on the laundry room floor. Seems like it'd just be easier to find a nice spaced-out crackhead and share a a hit with here.

I hope he planned to provide tiny, cat-sized cigarettes for his partner for afterglow.

This is one of the funniest DL threads in its history!

LOL

FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!

In all seriousness, I initially read the title as "Man's penis gets stuck in CAR after he tries to have sex with it." And that would have been much less disturbing.

[quote]In all seriousness, I initially read the title as "Man's penis gets stuck in CAR after he tries to have sex with it." And that would have been much less disturbing.

Sadly, car fucking is a real thing.

Wouldn't it be easier to rub tuna fish all over your dick and let the cat lick it with his rough little tongue?

(Asking for a friend)

His boy

R110 I had to laugh

This guy's head needs to be chopped off. The guillotine needs to comeback

#MeowToo

Great thread.

Meanwhile in Durban....

... "after he tries to have sex with it." Rape - Sex - two entirely different acts.

You can't have sex with an animal because sex is consensual. Rape is not consensual. He raped the cat. Not had sex with it. Bestiality is rape, not sex with animals.

Purr!

All I have to say, Mr. Navage, is that one is never safe with a pint-sized harlot around the house.

r106 two words: pill gun

[quote]I had to give my cat de-worming medication and it took both me and my husband 20 minutes wrapping her in a towel and one (wearing thick gloves) holding her head while the other pried her jaw open just enough to slip in the pill. I still got clawed

I would think that if you're gonna try to fuck a cat a nice dinner and a few drinks first would be in order.

I think this evil SOB should be strapped naked to a glory hole with a bunch of really hungry rats on the other side...

Well if the cat was wearing something skimpy and provocative it was probably the cats fault.

I also feel sorry for the kid. Imagine in high school being taunted about your creepy dad raping a cat?

[quote] One of the witnesses heard the suspect screaming “it’s stuck to my penis,” and calling the cat a “wh*re” and shouting “stop sh*tting.”

The cat was shitting on his dick?

Sometimes you fuck the cat. Sometimes the cat fucks you.

Slightly related.... A few years back I sat on a jury for a case out of Chelsea (MA) District Court concerning a man that broke into his former roommate’s apartment, put a condom on, and raped her pet rabbit which somehow managed to survive the ordeal. Evidence presented at trial included a used and bloodied fur-covered condom. He was found guilty of animal cruelty. Apparently bestiality is archaic and rarely prosecuted in MA.

R130, he was sticking his human-sized dick up into the tiny intestinal tract of a cat, tearing it up along the way. Loss of bowel control would be expected.

UPDATE

Bretta Nelson of the Arizona Humane Society says the five-month-old male cat is under the care of AHS' trauma hospital.

About 20 years ago, late at night, a horny motel guest tried to fuck the swimming pool. His dick got stuck in the pool filter and the volunteer fire department had trouble releasing him because they couldn't stop giggling.

Somebody leaked the story and the guy's name and the news was all over coast-to-coast zoo morning drive radio. I still remember hearing it and wondering how Mr. Pool dealt with the mortification.

In prison, will this guy rank even below the pedos?

Cats don't like Snausages.

What r38 and r42 said and lol! r58

r108 You'd have also enjoyed the DL thread about the guy who died after letting a horse have sexual interhorse, er, I mean intercourse, with him.

I'm calling on the District Cattorney.

Bad news for the cat fuckers of Kentucky. As of last week it's illegal to have sex with animals.

The bill also makes offenders attend treatment or receive counseling. -- Boy, there's a job. How would you like to sit and counsel animal fuckers all day?

^ "Sex with animals." Sex? It's rape, not sex. Sex is consensual, rape is not.

Rape IS sex

The alleged victim has been identified... and she's no angel.

R142

And here's the poor cat after the act.

Has anyone called SVU yet. Oleyeebya can bond with the cat as its meowing its trauma to her. Liv gets it. She knows victims.

On Melmac, we had a saying: “don’t play with your food.” This is why.

Is the cat alive? Is the cat getting treatment?

Animal and child abuser are the worse of the worst. The are violent and the victims cannot report, or get away.

This pussycat can take it up the ass all day long AND she douches beforehand and loves getting called a whore

Though I hope you like herpes, cuz this cat's crawling with it

That's the other thing, our current feline resident there is no way in HELL she'd let anyone fuck her. Once she had a little leakage issue and we had to clean her up. I'm like no way - take her to the vet. She almost killed the vet.

A little Fortiflora and take away the cats milk and all was well again.