What’s the Story On Comedian Matt Rife?

Wasn't he fucking Kate Beckinsale?

Who’s fucking him now?

His face reminds me of Cillian Murphy's face that did not age well.

He should do his act shirtless.

It could be his thing.

Since it apparently can't be mine.

He's not ugly enough to be funny.

Humor verificatia link, please.

Too much plastic surgery.

That thing on the right at R6 looks like an even more retarded version of Tommi DiDario.

Sorry--I obviously meant on the left. ^^

Never heard of him.

White boy trying to talk like he's from the hood. So cheesy.

Those arms make him look gay.

It’s always funny to me how people are only interested if someone is bi or gay, despite no evidence, if they’re good looking.

John Pinette was unmarried until he died. No threads here. Did anyone ask the same when Louie Anderson started out?

He's only 23. Born September 1995.

He looks old-ish for 23.

Hopes to be a ……………..

[QUOTE]Fuck this filter... i can’t let my homies know I’m a wig and eyeliner away from them tryna smash me.

Don’t worry, Matt. Many of them already want to smash you.

I thought he was gorgeous when he was with Kate Beckinsale, but I recently saw his Instagram and found him so odd looking. Like not the least bit good looking. Either he did work or I just never realized how creepy looking he actually is.

He looks good in profile, not so much straight on.

I think he looks good from every angle.

R12 Oh my god, you're right! It's almost as embarrassing to listen to as Igloo Australia's rapping.

He’s got an odd face. Depending on the angle, he either looks like an alien or gorgeous. Overall a thumbs up.

Hot body too.

He's gorgeous but VERY NOT FUNNY, if his Instagram writing is any indication. I assume he's gotten as far as he has based on his looks and body alone, since there doesn't seem to be much talent there otherwise.