Why is Datalounge so obsessed with little twinks?

Go fuck yourself.

Colton is a 30-year-old housewife. He’s no little twink anymore.

And Tim O'Tay is 6'1".

Colton Hayes is a twink? He does not look like one?

OP, your non-DL friends will never tell you about twinks they like because you're so small-minded.

I'll have to suffer that way, r5.

That's always been the way all the way back to Mickey Rooney, James Dean, Bobby Sherman, Leif Garrett, Backstreet Boys, Menudo, Nsync and on and on. Pretty little boys drive the public crazy. Or so it seems. Teeny boppers and teen idols.

R7, don’t forget Corey Haim and his perky ass.

Fraus, closeted college and high school gaylings, paedo bears... welcome to Datalounge 2019!

OP... older men are obsessed with youth, whether gay or straight. So why are you even asking this question? The answer is obvious, and as old as time.

[quote] Pretty little boys drive the public crazy. Or so it seems. Teeny boppers and teen idols.

That's true for straight teenage girls, but it's not true for gay men.

I don't know any gay men myself who are obsessed with tiny twinks. Maybe I move in rarefied circles.

Then why have tiny twinks taken over gay porn, R11?

Yes, r12. Like Rocco Steele. And the prostatute [sic].

Who’s Rocco Steele? I googled him and found some fat guy on Instagram with only 225K followers.

That's him. I was being sarcastic. He's anything but a tiny twink, but he's unbelievably popular on DL.

OP if that bothers you so much you should start a thread about hot daddies every time you see a thread about a Twink

Over 50+ eldergays trying to go back in time to relive their youth plus high school/college kids and straight women, that's like 90% of this site.

DL is obsessed with twinks because gay culture is driven by youth. Which is why you are gay dead, when you turn 35. Maturity and age are not respected in our world We're like women in that aspect. No one has any use for old women and old gays.

You’re only “gay dead” at 35 if you’re a twink. If you’re a big muscle daddy, you’ll be getting more ass than you did as a teenager.

What's next after being a twink and how long does being a twink last? 20 -23?

If you're a top and take care of your body (workout reguarly) you can get young ass well into your 40s very easily.

It's a cabal of three or four pedo fucks and about 38 fat frau cunts that churn out the endless threads about those nasty ass freaks. And they've all renamed their cats Elio.

Gay men refuse to grow up and accept the fact that they are aging. They look at these youths to remind them of their younger selves.

Also, it makes them feel as if they are a part of the youth culture.

For example, the ridiculous obsession with Shawn Mendes. I guarantee you, outside of the DL, they don't tell anyone of their knowledge and affection for him.

[QUOTE]What's next after being a twink and how long does being a twink last? 20 -23?

You can be a twink from 13-35.

[quote]Gay men refuse to grow up and accept the fact that they are aging. They look at these youths to remind them of their younger selves.

Speak for yourself.

And your explanation for the 634 Shawn Mendes threads is...???

[quote]Timothee Chalamet, Colton Haynes, Tom Holland, Taran Egerton...

I'm fairly certain the driving force behind the countless CMBYN threads was an obsessed teen girl. I knew nothing about the novel when she started raving about it here, and I ended up reading it. That said I read like 5% of those threads so who knows what went on there. I've noticed we have Armie Hammer fanatics here as well and they are most probably the same women who are after Tom Hiddleston. Many of them are probably from Russia.

Tom Holland seems like a guy many older men fancy. He's extremely likeable and sexy in his own way. I'm not into twinks and I've really enjoyed him as Spider-Man. There's probably something sexual about it as well but for me he truly is too twinky. I know I fancy a man when I want to see his dick and I really don't want to even think about Holland's dick. I mean he talks and acts like a highschooler which is not for me.

Taron Egerton is 29. Sure he's boyish but he's most certainly not a teen twink. Colto looks like he's 40 these days.

OP, you should just go ahead and transition.

[quote]And your explanation for the 634 Shawn Mendes threads is...???

It's not my burden to explain them. Ask the 634 OPs of those threads. I've blocked them all.

The human male is designed to be sexually attracted to the young female who’s at the right age to bear and raise children. The human female is designed to be sexually attracted to the older male who has status and can protect and provide.

As gay men, we’ve received a mix of these evolutionary cues: some of us find the younger male more appealing, some find the older male more appealing, and some find both appealing.

I find both Taron Egerton and Chris Hemsworth sexy as fuck and would happily bed either one of them.

[quote] The human male is designed to be sexually attracted to the young female who’s at the right age to bear and raise children. The human female is designed to be sexually attracted to the older male who has status and can protect and provide.

I like the hard biological science behind this wise assertion.

[quote] Go fuck yourself.

Or, I could just block you.

"That's true for straight teenage girls, but it's not true for gay men."

You've heard of Kevin Spacey and Bryan Singer, right?

[quote]It's a cabal of three or four pedo fucks and about 38 fat frau cunts

One thing I adore about DLers -- even when they're overdoing the drama, they're entertaining.

R30 it makes sense really, I'm attracted more to younger woman than older ones, is the opposite for men, it doesn't matter the age, I have a friend and it has 22, he loves twinks, I have 26.

In the case of young “celebrities” like Shawn, and Colton a few years back, a lot of it is also speculating on their orientation, whether they “ping”, etc... Not limited to that age group tho, there are threads on older celebs as well.

The moment Shawn comes out DL will immediately lose interest in him, just like the other closeted gays so I dont think it has anything to do with age.

At the other extreme are the numerous gerontophiles at this site, and their postings of the most gross, hairy, fat old men like David Pevsner, and that coffee drinker with the chest of silver brillo pads. . If this is your idea of 'hot' OP, keep it to yourself, and don't inflict that nastiness on the rest of us. Start a Gerontophile Adoration Club at a different site. Your lust of saggy aged bodies is just as perverse as someone lusting after teenagers.

[quote]I have a friend and it has 22, he loves twinks, I have 26

ah...ok

r39 In Spanish, you say "I have (however many) years" to tell someone your age. I'm guessing, but I think I'm right.

R37, that’s totally me. I’m obsessed with closeted twink celebs because they represent a youth that I never had. The liberty to be beautiful and have enormous amounts of sex with men, and still be a part of hetero/overall popular circles. I never had this as a fat, ugly young man. So I sexualize my repressed desires.

The moment celebs publically admit to being gay, the fantasy is shattered and I immediately lose interest. I automatically assume they will become a duck-lipped WeHo bottom, and that’s not a type that I identify with.

I’m sure that cultivating normal human relationships would have curbed my insane obsessions. But that’s too much work. Damn, I’m fucked up. Lol

I gave r41 a WW having only read his first paragraph. When I read his second, I wanted to take it back.

I can't understand who's into the roided out porn stars with no pubic hair and covered in tatoos covered constantly on DL but hey, we all have our types...

And it's "publicly," not "publically," you old cunt. Unless "publically" is in some Millennial Dictionary of Substitute Spellings We Like Even Though They're Wrong.

R43 Those 50 something roid abuser are the worst, I try not to openly judge because apparently lots of people like them but I honestly dont get the appeal.

I concur with R36 & R37.

But I still believe it's an inability to accept your age.

What is the explanation for the Dylan Geick threads going on and on? I've read through some of those and it's like 12-year-old girls chatting back and forth over trite things.

Assuming that people on this site are at least in their early 20s (and most WAYYYY over), it's kind of sad to think that the most important thing they have to discuss is the personal life of someone they don't even know.

I think people underestimate the fact that as one of the few forums that does not need registration or logins of any kind, there’s a really wide wide range of posters here, beyond the “core” group of “eldergays”. Especially in the entertainment/gossip threads.

I'm not into twinks either but most gays are into it, op. Just look at gay porn.

Isn't little twinks redundant? I mean, is there such a thing as big twinks?

Personally I don't want to have sex with little twinks or big twinks, but they are pretty to look at - moving art, if you will.

But I think the OP is a stroll suffering from attention deficit disorder and should take his meds as prescribed.

Melancholy over lost grandparenthood with a tinge of age inappropriate?

[quote]It's a cabal of three or four pedo fucks and about 38 fat frau cunts that churn out the endless threads about those nasty ass freaks. And they've all renamed their cats Elio.

Hah, so true. Those 1476 Chalamet threads are a hot fucking mess. All they ever seem to talk about is Armie Hammer's wife.

Actually our interest in Colton Haynes started with stories of truly horrific childhood abuse retailed by an ex of his.

People get inspired by them to get full on fan girl (or gurl) again. For some it's an inner child thing where they can obsess about boy band members like in their childhood reading teen magazines.

All twinks are eunuchs by nature. Undressed, they're as bare as ken dolls. Something happens to them at the age of 23, something magical, and they become sexually attractive. 23 happened to Justin Timberlake and Zac Efron; it happened to Cillian Murphy and Colton Haynes.

Colton Haynes is an exception. He continues to be interesting in a Marilyn Monroe kind of way, though I didn't hear about the truly horrific childhood abuse. Googling that.

Twinks are gods and should be worshipped as such

Twinks are sexy devils who may look all innocent but are so very eager to be naughty.

Twinks are great.

You provocateurs! I'm watching 28 days later and 23 has happened to Cillian Murphy, but his face is still that of a twink. He's so pretty I cannot be afraid of the zombies.

R58 Colton, is that you?

R40, you are correct. In English we say our age by saying “I am 28 years old.”

In Spanish you would say, “Yo tengo veinte y ocho anos.” Literally translates to “I have twenty-eight years.” I think that’s what that poster meant.

I don’t agree with the age argument. I don’t think it has anything to do with age. You can be 18-23 and be a jock, otter, athletic build, muscular, etc. Twink is a specific body type of someone.

Personally, I’m not into twinks at all.

Colton is not a twink. He's too old and fat.

Guys that are into twinks (especially the guys that are ONLY into twinks) enjoy pretending they are touching an underage body. That’s all there is to it. Let’s just start being honest about it.

Liking this twink does not equal "enjoy(ing) pretending (I am) touching an underage body." What a stupid thing to think, let alone say.

That's a twink?

That's not a twink?

That's a twunk.

Does 'twunk' exist outside of Datalounge?

And even if it does, it's still a portmanteau of "twink" and "hunk," n'est-ce pas?

The guy in r65 is a full on jock in my eyes.

With that physique, he probably identifies as a jock rather than a twink. And you need to respect his identity because that's what we're meant to do these days.

[quote]Twinks are gods and should be worshipped as such

[quote]Twinks are sexy devils who may look all innocent but are so very eager to be naughty.

Wow. R56/R57 are all kinds of stupid.

In olden days, he would have been a twink. We didn't have all this magical millenniot verbiage. Nor all the magical millenniot muscles.

R64 Connor Gowland is gorgeous!

Adorable!

18yo Boy Begging His Master To Let Him Cum

R11 yes you move in bottom circles. Any guy who enjoys a submissive guy in bed will also enjoy a twink of his liking.

R75 Get that shit out of here Mary! The hell is wrong with you!

That kid doesn't look legal, R75.

R75 If he's 18, I'm the Queen!

Those threads are full of women, gay men are in the minority there.

R21: Even into my late 40's I had no end of propositions from guys. I don't know I don't go to what I consider any extraneous methods to take care of myself. Just shower regularly, use a deodorant and that's it. Maybe it's the beard, maybe it's the fact that I'm a hairy beast top. But I don't advertise the latter and that's due to the fact that I've been with the same man for near three decades now.

"Those threads are full of women, gay men are in the minority there."

If that's what you need to tell yourself.

Adorable

In what world are fat Colton Haynes and balding Taran Egerton twinks?

[quote] Why is Datalounge so obsessed with little twinks?

I am way more obsessed with Ding Dongs.

[Quote] Actually our interest in Colton Haynes started with stories of truly horrific childhood abuse retailed by an ex of his.

Which ex?? Jerreth??

What about all those Chandler Massey(Chambo) or Dylan G. threads?

29 year old Taron and 30 year old Colton must be THRILLED that OP called them twinks.

[quote] If that's what you need to tell yourself.

It is indeed--in order not to die from complete disgust.

I'm not familiar with any of those guys except Taron, who is not a twink. Pretty sure he's hetero, but even if he were gay, he's not effeminate or even all that young.

if you can imagine tongue-fucking a young, pretty guy’s hot, pink asshole, and grabbing his firm butt cheeks, he’s probably a twink. That god for hot young men.

It's not just the DL, teen girls love them too.

Oh, go soak your head in Nick Pulos' crotch. You want ugly? You've got it.

Why do you want to know, OP? The reasons you'll find won't make you less obese, ugly and undesirable.

Is model Jon Becker a twink?

No, R95. A "twunk" maybe, but even that wouldn't be for much longer.