OMFG !!!!!!!!
OMFG !!!!!!! I'm watching David Venable on QVC right now and he's HUGE GIGANTIC FAT ASS !!!!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 24, 2019 11:20 PM |
BIG as a HOUSE!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 24, 2019 6:24 PM |
He’s adding a third weekly show. He must bring in huge bucks for them.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 24, 2019 6:25 PM |
fraus love him!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 24, 2019 6:25 PM |
Wasn’t he always?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 24, 2019 6:26 PM |
crix belly
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 24, 2019 6:33 PM |
What happened to the other guy? Bob Bowersox?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 24, 2019 6:36 PM |
Seems like a nice guy OP, you however....
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 24, 2019 6:41 PM |
fat fraucunt @ r9.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 24, 2019 6:42 PM |
He's HUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEE!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 24, 2019 6:55 PM |
I don't know who he is and don't care enuf to google him.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 24, 2019 6:56 PM |
Who's that handsome man in the light blue shirt with the perky nips?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 24, 2019 7:04 PM |
R13 He’s the vendor who made the shirts
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 24, 2019 7:27 PM |
Do you think he makes the yum-yum face when he cums?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 24, 2019 7:29 PM |
Perky Nips is the man who runs or represents the Life is Good company that made the tees David and others are shilling today on QVC.
What others have typed here and elsewhere are harsh, but they're not lying - David is huge. He's a big man to begin with, but he was once a nicely proportioned big man. Today is weeble-shaped, double-chinned, botoxed, over tanned and uses something awful to color his hair.
All of what I just added is easily remedied... diet (he'll make a fortune yapping about his diet and what he's now cooking to lose weight... stop the tanning, refrain from the the coloring and brylcreem slick back.
Nothing to be done about yummy faces and happy dances... that's schtick and sells product.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 24, 2019 7:31 PM |
David looks like he eats his feelings.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 24, 2019 7:38 PM |
Eric Stonestreet will play him in the inevitable biopic.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 24, 2019 7:43 PM |
Love David Venable. The shirt (light blue) he's wearing today makes him look heavier. He should watch his weight.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 24, 2019 7:43 PM |
Is he an insatiable bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 24, 2019 7:50 PM |
Is David married to a woman and a closet case, or is he openly gay.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 24, 2019 7:51 PM |
yes, r20.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 24, 2019 8:05 PM |
David is a big fat tub of goo.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 24, 2019 8:05 PM |
[quote]fat fraucunt @ [R9].
You don't have any friends do you?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 24, 2019 8:07 PM |
I have plenty r9/r24 but thankfully I don't have fat smelly fraucunt friends like you, hon.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 24, 2019 8:10 PM |
Here's David in his spare time. Name the movie, Bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 24, 2019 8:10 PM |
Airplane!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 24, 2019 8:11 PM |
[Quote] Here's David in his spare time. Name the movie, Bitches!
Fatplane?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 24, 2019 8:12 PM |
He was so Hawt when he was younger.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 24, 2019 8:17 PM |
He's wearing a pukka shell necklace in one of R29s pic, so according to my mother he must be gay.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 24, 2019 8:17 PM |
R29 wow!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 24, 2019 8:18 PM |
Isn't he rumored to have a freakishly huge cock?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 24, 2019 8:31 PM |
My David is married to his career, R21; far too busy to date. He did have a serious relationship with a lovely Canadian gal once but he felt she deserved better than a long-distance relationship with a man whose illustrious career took precedence. Truth be told, I believe he still carries a torch for her.
Unfortunately, as he’s a huge celebrity, I’m sure you can imagine how hard it is to meet a nice girl. My David has learned from his mistakes (Oh, the stories I could tell! My David is all boy....let’s just leave it at that.) and these days he can sniff out a gold digger a mile away. No, my David will not fall into that trap ever again!
Give him time. One day our Lord will bless him with the right gal and he’ll settle down and give me at least three grandbabies.
Please pray for my David.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 24, 2019 9:25 PM |
[quote] Unfortunately, as he’s a huge celebrity
Yes mama, we can easily see that from his current photos.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 24, 2019 10:58 PM |
Mama, do you live with David in Pennsylvania? Has he created an apartment for you on his private estate? Do you make breakfast for him and does he give you a yummy face or do a happy dance when you leave him a plate in the morning? How often does David have a special friend spend the evening? Do you have to make his friends breakfast too or do you give them a rather thick envelope in the morning by the front door?
I'm genuinely curious...
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 25, 2019 12:20 AM |
Does anybody recall when a viewer called into ITKWD to ask him why he was still single?
(I do!)
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 25, 2019 1:04 AM |
How come nobody knows anything about this bitch’s personal life? And by going by his hands, etc. he must be THICK!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 25, 2019 1:38 AM |
[Quote] he must be THICK!
Yes, his waist it thick! Tub of Goo!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 25, 2019 1:41 AM |
You don’t type ladylike, R36. Friends for breakfast? Thick envelopes? Leaving plates? I have no idea what any of those things mean, but they sound like some kind of code used by stealth homosexualists and preverts.
One thing I can tell you — unless you have XXL milk bags, a supremely tight and pure tampon tunnel, and a true and an abiding faith in Christ, my David is not interested in marrying you.
Now, shoo!
Also, my David really likes those big injected lips with matte grayish-beige lipstick. And contouring! My David just loves a good cut crease on a woman. “Oh, Mama! That lid is sa-NATCHED! Yasssss! Yassss!” he’ll blurt out when we’re watching that Ruth Paul Variety Hour on the cable pictures. He’s always been on the exuberant side, my David.
Yes, please send up a prayer or two.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 25, 2019 4:03 AM |
No matter what Mama may type here, this is what I learned from a 2015 The NY Times article, "Like all QVC hosts, he is protective of his personal life. Lisa Robertson, the popular longtime fashion host, left this year in part because years of dealing with multiple stalkers had taken a toll. Mr. Venable has been the subject of unflattering blog posts about his body and his sex life. He smiles kindly and politely asks that his private life be kept private.
He will share a few things. He lives alone about a half-hour’s drive from the studio. He is a lover of political dramas like “Scandal” and “House of Cards.” He likes to eat at high-end steakhouses and to make dinner parties at home."
BTW Mama, I like the innuendo of R36's posts... I want to know all about David's pool parties!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 25, 2019 10:35 AM |
I don't really get who this guy is, but when I googled him, every third picture was of him eating a plate of some kind of greasy meat, so I'm guessing he's like Paula Deen, which would explain his weight.
What can't be explained is OP's surprise at this.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 25, 2019 10:43 AM |
Why are his eyebrows disappearing?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 25, 2019 10:48 AM |
[quote]And to think he once looked like this.
Honey, everyone looked like that once, including you, so have that other gallon of Häagen-Dazs.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 25, 2019 3:19 PM |
Does Haagen-Dazs come in gallons now?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 25, 2019 4:03 PM |
He seems like a really nice guy anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 25, 2019 10:00 PM |
[quote]“Oh, Mama! That lid is sa-NATCHED! Yasssss! Yassss!” he’ll blurt out when we’re watching that Ruth Paul Variety Hour on the cable pictures. He’s always been on the exuberant side, my David.
That beauty contest show? Seems "fishy" to me, as my Jeffrey is always saying. Except for the really pretty Oriental girl with the strange name (Styrofoam Headpiece?), most of those girls seem awfully strong and big, if you know what I mean—like they might have majored in PE in college. (We called them "mannish" in my day.)
Are you sure David isn't barking up the wrong tree with, um ... [italic]girls who don't like boys?[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 25, 2019 10:12 PM |
Why we fat shaming. You know he frequents DL...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 26, 2019 11:21 AM |
Does he r48? Hope he’s not one of the rage posters.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 26, 2019 11:38 AM |
He looks like he adds melted butter and sugar to his milk.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 26, 2019 11:44 AM |
David Venable is on now, and tonight he's featuring Lucinda Scala Quinn's Mad Hungry silicone spurtle collection.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 28, 2019 12:03 AM |
Who's life is so pathetic that they would stalk a QVC host?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 28, 2019 12:22 AM |
I like chubs and he looks like a guy who LOVES sucking cock of skinny guys. I'd let him blow me. I love thick fingers and hands and a big mouth for my fat cock.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 28, 2019 12:32 AM |
QVC would make a killing if he loses weight (diet/exercise) and can peddle that he lost it taking some pill or system.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 28, 2019 12:58 AM |
As my grandma would say....he's not fat. just well upholstered.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 28, 2019 1:04 AM |
She's putting on the avoirdupois like nobody's business
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 28, 2019 1:05 AM |
Although David is the biggest, QVC has a number of overweight hosts; many of the long-timers have really packed on the pounds in recent years. One of them, Leah Williams, lost a shitload of weight in a short amount of time recently, but hasn't seemed to have inspired any of her colleagues to do the same.
Some of their product line representatives are also pretty big. QVC must think it makes them relatable.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 28, 2019 1:58 AM |
But can anyone confirm or refute the big dick???
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 28, 2019 7:56 AM |
A long time ago they had a chubby blonde chick selling eye make up named Kim. Who is she ? She had a southern accent mixed with a blackish accent.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 28, 2019 8:01 AM |
Is there nothing made in China that Emeril Lagasse -another fat fuck- won't put his name on? He's such a money-grubber. Why would anyone trust his products when there's clearly no quality control. He just slaps his fucking name on everything. I mean does this guy have even a shred of decency?
And OP is correct, David is even bigger than the last time I saw him which was a couple of months ago. He's obese.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 1, 2019 5:42 AM |
R21: He’s gay. Period. Never bothered with the premise of a woman. R38: Discretion, dear, discretion...
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 1, 2019 5:59 AM |
What happened to Mary, the adorable blonde host who was on late at night? Her voice would sometimes break?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 1, 2019 6:13 AM |
Whatever happened to that crazy homo that was a host when QVC first went national, he was married to another female host but things went south real quick and he vanished.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 1, 2019 6:50 AM |
R59 = Dumbass.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 1, 2019 8:16 AM |
That hot stud from the photo at R29 is still in there, somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 1, 2019 12:06 PM |
What ever happened to Bow Bobbysox?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 1, 2019 12:09 PM |
Anyone who would approve of a publicity photo making this face... eew.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 1, 2019 12:15 PM |
I think Mike Rowe had left QVC not too long before Venable was hired in '93. Back in those days Rowe was a pretty hot number. Probably for the best. Venable might not have been able to control his ardor if he'd been working about an early 90's version of Mike Rowe.
Venable was the anti-Rowe, the man who makes viewers believe he loves everything he sells. Rowe had been fired previously by QVC for making fun of the junk they sold. Then they hired him back for some reason and shunted him off the the extreme graveyard shift for the remainder of his time there. Until that is, one early morn when Joan Rivers showed up to the studio to hawk her wares and she boldly walked onto Rowe's set in mid sell and started chastising him about his tie and his wrinkled suit. The whole bit turned into a comedy routine when Rowe told her how good she looked and she responded "you should look closer, if I have one more face lift I'll have a goatee", which mad Rowe guffaw. Rivers was so taken with him that she chose him to work with her on selling her crap. After that he left QVC for bigger pastures.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 1, 2019 12:25 PM |
R66 Bob Bowersox left QVC when his contract was not renewed after 22 years. Here's his goodbye video with a little follow up from David Venable, done in 2009.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 1, 2019 12:43 PM |
[quote]You don’t type ladylike.
[quote]One thing I can tell you — unless you have XXL milk bags, a supremely tight and pure tampon tunnel,
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 1, 2019 1:24 PM |
[quote]But can anyone confirm or refute the big dick???
I can't. I haven't been able to see it in years.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 1, 2019 1:58 PM |
[quote]What happened to the other guy? Bob Bowersox?
He ate him.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 1, 2019 2:02 PM |
The David Venable Caftan Collection. Exclusively on QVC!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 1, 2019 2:13 PM |
I’m not fat and I don’t really watch the show but I like his shtick. Never knew he was slim. Wtf.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 1, 2019 2:14 PM |
R67, I think it's perfect for his demo.
Think of it like this: He's essentially a version of Justin Beiber only for old ladies.
You know how all of the little girls loved Justin Beiber because he was so non-threatening? That's what it is with Venable. He's a big, lovable, teddy bear that is seen as non-threatening to the little old ladies.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 1, 2019 4:27 PM |
[quote]Think of it like this: He's essentially a version of Justin Beiber only for old ladies.
Insert vomit emoji.
And r75, dear, learn to spell Bieber.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 1, 2019 4:28 PM |
[quote]Never knew he was slim. Wtf.
Not only that, but fuckin hot to boot!!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 1, 2019 4:46 PM |
R76, I'm happier knowing I can spell "Chris Cornell" or "Trent Reznor" or "Stephen Stills" or anyone else who actually has talent. I have no interest in learning the correct spelling of that little douche
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 1, 2019 4:56 PM |
Ohhhh...okay r78.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 1, 2019 5:11 PM |
R78 has firmly stated his intentions. Let's not test his resolve.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 1, 2019 5:14 PM |
Hey, I don't care. Rather than me spending any time learning to spell his name, I'd prefer spending the time telling you he's a little douche - it's a far more productive way of spending that time.
Cheers.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 1, 2019 5:24 PM |
So, r81/r78, you're saying David Venable is a big douche, only for old ladies?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 1, 2019 5:28 PM |
[quote]What happened to Mary, the adorable blonde host who was on late at night? Her voice would sometimes break?
She used to work with David on his Sunday kitchen show but she graduated to her own shows on the rather new QVC2 channel.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 1, 2019 7:44 PM |
That’s Kim Graver, R59
She’s a hoot n’ a holler!!!
She sells makeup and clothes. She’s great.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 1, 2019 7:54 PM |
Wow, thanks, R83. Have to look that channel up.
Do these people make good money? Like David and Rachel and that short-haired lady that has a thing for shoes?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 1, 2019 8:00 PM |
I can see him eating the granny pussy. After he put some whipped cream on it.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 1, 2019 8:56 PM |
Whatever, she’s still fabulous
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 1, 2019 9:22 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 1, 2019 9:27 PM |
Is he out to his family? I doubt it.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 1, 2019 10:14 PM |
How could he possibly be in to anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 1, 2019 10:17 PM |
I’ve seen him at Philadelphia gay bars many times. He’s not closeted.
WHET HSN’s Terry Lewis Mason?
She was my favorite shopping channel hostess ever! I lost track of her after she became a designer.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 2, 2019 1:23 AM |
Starting Friday night he’ll now have 3 kitchen shows a week!! Wednesday Friday and Sunday! More food he’ll have to eat!!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 3, 2019 2:13 AM |
Does anyone else think that every member of Roberta's Gardening is gay/ lesbian? They all ping, especially the two young guys.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 3, 2019 2:20 AM |
The Beekman boys were on today. And yes, they brought the goats.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 3, 2019 2:33 AM |
R95, I saw that when channel surfing Tuesday evening. Why did one guy have his hands and arms in some sort of white frothy bucket? Was that him making soap on-air? Is Beekman Boys Goat Soap really a thing? I mean, it's soap...
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 3, 2019 10:17 AM |
The Beekman boys, always looking for some place to hawk their ludicrously overpriced junk. A friend stopped by their shop a few years back. He brought me back 2 quart jars of their tomato tomato sauce. $8.00 a jar. The most tasteless tomato sauce I've ever had. Nowhere near as good as what I make at home, or the sauce I buy at Publix. I had to zhuzh 'em up with my own herbs and spices to get them to the point they were usable.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 3, 2019 11:26 AM |
The young gardening dudes are adorable! But, yes, the younger one does sort of ping.
Love that they are so knowledgeable about plants and flowers.
The young kids look like Mormons or something, they seem too goody goody to be real.
The tiny goat I saw was adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 3, 2019 2:58 PM |
He’s on now with Marie Osmond shilling NutriSystem. She looks gorgeous. Please, Marie, say something to David. He needs to go on this.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 4, 2019 12:02 AM |
I hate the days they showcase jewelry. It's way overpriced and looks cheap, no matter what it costs or that they say it's actual gold, it still looks gaudy.
It's funny but I remember that way, way, back in the day I would find the channel and they would invariably be showing jewelry. Like ever time I stumbled on that channel it was cheap jewelry.
Was that how they started?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 5, 2019 5:50 AM |
[quote] I had to zhuzh 'em up with my own herbs and spices
With which herbs and spices did you zhuzh, r97?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 5, 2019 5:59 AM |
I like David. Never assumed he was anything but gay.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 5, 2019 6:13 AM |
There will always be naive people who still think Liberace and Clay Aiken never found the right woman. Same with Venable. I'll never forget some old, southern lady who called in and asked him point blank when he was going to get married and she clearly meant to a woman and he responded something to the effect of "Well, Miss whateverhernamewas, I'll come over with some drinks and we'll have a long talk about that one.."
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 5, 2019 6:18 AM |
Marie Osmond had on so much makeup it looked like she was wearing a mask.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 5, 2019 7:51 AM |
He's 6' 6"!
I can't believe he is the same guy in the photos upthread. #foodie indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 5, 2019 7:57 AM |
I once years ago there was a blog about QVC. I went on that blog to read about different people on QVC for my aunt who loves QVC and buys A LOT!!! Someone on the blog said David is a complete jerk. The guy said my wife and I have a friend who works at QVC ,and his wife eagerly asked about David. Their friend said David is nasty once the camera is off. He said he can turn it on and off in a flash.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 5, 2019 11:09 AM |
He's just a shop bottom on TV.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 5, 2019 11:12 AM |
[quote] With which herbs and spices did you zhuzh, [R97]?
I added oregano, very finely diced onion, parsley, minced garlic, sale & pepper, and a cup of white wine. I heated it until all the alcohol was burned off and the tomato chunks had cooked down. I basically turned it into a marinara sauce. Then it was something I could work with.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 5, 2019 11:26 AM |
I would love to see Marie Osmond with no makeup on. She must be a horror story once she peels that 1/4" layer of pancake off her face.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 5, 2019 11:31 AM |
Marinara is just garlic, EVOO, tomatoes, S&P. Though oregano is called for, I don't like it. I just steep some fresh basil in the sauce. No wine, no onion.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 5, 2019 11:33 AM |
Here's Marie removing her makeup at one of her motivational events.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 5, 2019 11:34 AM |
[quote]Marinara is just garlic, EVOO, tomatoes, S&P. Though oregano is called for, I don't like it. I just steep some fresh basil in the sauce. No wine, no onion.
And I never, ever use dried basil in anything.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 5, 2019 11:38 AM |
In the top photo, the guy on the right hand side was David’s partner. He still may be.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 7, 2019 8:03 PM |
Miss Venable will be his "good friend" Valerie Bertinelli's guest on this weekend's episode of "Valerie's Home Cooking."
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 24, 2019 11:20 PM |