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OMG Some Douche Wore an I.C.E. Immigration and Customs Enforcement T-shirt to the Gym Yesterday

This was in suburban Utah. I work out there sometimes for the variety of equipment and hot guys.

But this prune-faced, prune-juice drinker had to unload his dirty douchewater on the ENTIRE GYM. It's not like this is a T-shirt from work because he was an actual Immigration officer. It's some cheap, flamebait he got off the internet like a fangirl. Dude looked to be in his late 60s with a weatherbeaten face and Botox. There's no way Don from Accounting was a law enforcement officer. He's probably just some retired douche drawing socialist Social Security benefits with nothing to do all day but watch Fox News, bitch, douche at the gym, then watch Fox and bitch again.

This is the Extra Cringey Recipe because this gym has a lot of Middle Eastern and Hispanic members, and Republican voters are now just basically Putin Pawns collaborating with a foreign dictator like a 5th Column to destroy the American military and economy in retaliation for sanctions.

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by Anonymousreply 33March 25, 2019 8:50 PM

There are gays in Utah?

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2019 3:46 PM

Hell, yes. And this gym is crawling with the Old School, closeted creepers.

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2019 3:50 PM

What a clown. That’s not even the right font or logo. You should contact your local I.C.E. Office and report him for impersonating a government representative.

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2019 3:51 PM

Gag.

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2019 3:53 PM

Other ingredients for Extra Cringey:

Utahns didn't back Trump in the 2016 Republican primary. Trump bashes Mormons, marries porn stars and sleazes it up without any morals. Also, the Mormon Church is always preaching tolerance for immigrants and bringing them to Utah -- their whole deal is to indoctrinate its members to go on missions all across the world and colonize foreigners. So Mormons have exposure to foreigners and, as always, the lion's share of religious converts come from uneducated people in poverty, who tend to be brown.

So there isn't this culture of racism and getting your jollies off by hurting minorities that Southern rednecks have. Their church is against it.

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by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2019 4:05 PM

I'll add this to the "why I live in NY thread". I'm sorry for you and the other members OP, what a cruel POS. What would he say if you jokingly said, "You know who else was an illegal alien?, Jesus! HAHAHA, Hey, get rid of them all, I say, right"

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2019 4:18 PM

I’ll take Trump over Mormons any day of the week.

by Anonymousreply 7March 21, 2019 4:21 PM

So what?

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2019 4:22 PM

OP has WAY too much time on his hands.

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2019 4:24 PM

He has a right to wear his t shirt. R9. You are right he has too much time on his hands looking for liberal triggered situations.

by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2019 4:29 PM

OP is an illegal

by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2019 4:33 PM

SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

by Anonymousreply 12March 21, 2019 4:51 PM

Kick a immigrant while he is down. It’s not ban enough they escaped murder and dug cartels. No he has to face off with dan from accounting

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2019 5:19 PM

20 minutes to snap a camera pic, upload it to the web and explain why Americans can't just ignore the Nazi takeover like the Germans did is "too much time?"

Or maybe Republicans are just scum-sucking Putin Pawns and hypocrites who have no business imposing their laws and corruption on America.

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2019 5:33 PM

No human being is illegal.

by Anonymousreply 15March 21, 2019 5:36 PM

It was courteous of him to announce he was an asshole beforehand.Simp

by Anonymousreply 16March 21, 2019 5:51 PM

WTF. This is nothing. He probably has a relative who's a government worker or a beach clothing store vendor, and on holidays, the cheap-ass relative sends him the free swag he gets as a job perk. Rather than throw the crappy shirts away, the guy decides to wear them at the gym; he probably has a few more of the shirts that he uses to wash his car.

by Anonymousreply 17March 21, 2019 5:57 PM

Yeah, he's not an overprivileged, Deplorable Nazi bandwagon-jumper at all.

He has NO IDEA what his shirt means.

by Anonymousreply 18March 22, 2019 1:12 AM

Throw a water bottle at his head.

by Anonymousreply 19March 22, 2019 1:45 AM

I actually DIDN'T want him to know he triggered me.

But everyone else needs to know the stormtroopers are coming off of their couches — in Depends undergarments — and we can't just look the other way like the Germans did.

by Anonymousreply 20March 22, 2019 4:09 PM

Key his car, slash his tires....don't get caught.

by Anonymousreply 21March 22, 2019 4:10 PM

R21 has it. OP, if you don't do it, you suck.

by Anonymousreply 22March 22, 2019 4:12 PM

The other day I was at a Cracker Barrel (dont judge me,my elderly mother loves them!) and there was a table of old fucks wearing Maga hats. You could tell from the way they kept looking around they were just HOPING someone would say something to them about it. I imagine they were disappointed when no one gave them even a glance. These types crave attention of any sort because no one gives a shit in their everyday lives.

by Anonymousreply 23March 22, 2019 4:32 PM

I love how R17 just whips up an elaborate “it’s nothing, you’re overreacting” scenario involving “a relative,” massive t-shirt overstock, t-shirts doubling as car wash rags... all to avoid the obvious conclusion that this is just another Deplorable found being racist and douchey in public.

This does not require an elaborate explanation. The guy clearly lives for Fox News, public MAGAing, and “owning the libs.” These people are not complicated or exotic. They’re just racist white people who feel empowered by Trump.

by Anonymousreply 24March 22, 2019 4:35 PM

“Racism??” WHAT??? I’ve NEVER heard of such a thing. You’re crazy, OP. Anyone can see he’s just someone with a LOT of t-shirts and not enough uses for them.

by Anonymousreply 25March 22, 2019 4:38 PM

Yeah, you're not a Deplorable troll at all.

There's a Swamp that needs to be drained: It's called FLORIDA, ALABAMA, LOUISIANA and MISSISSIPPI. Hop to it, Swamp Thing!

by Anonymousreply 26March 25, 2019 5:45 PM

r23, that's exactly why I tried not to let on that Don from Accounting pissed me off. I kept as best of a poker face as I could and pretended to clean my phone with a paper towel when I snapped the pic.

I just think EVERYBODY ELSE in the world should know that we Americans may not need "open borders."

But we don't have to be ASSHOLES about it!

by Anonymousreply 27March 25, 2019 5:47 PM

OP would still gladly suck his dick.

by Anonymousreply 28March 25, 2019 5:47 PM

I bet he watches fox news everyday

by Anonymousreply 29March 25, 2019 5:52 PM

OP's Antifa string T has all the gals swooning, I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 30March 25, 2019 6:16 PM

I live in the NYC area and saw an old, white douche at my gym with a "Deplorable Lives Matter" t-shirt. That goes over real well here, as you can imagine.

by Anonymousreply 31March 25, 2019 6:34 PM

Mind your own business OP.

If you felt that strongly about it why didn’t you say something?

by Anonymousreply 32March 25, 2019 6:46 PM

Because he WANTS to offend people. He WANTS to hurt people. He is a troll and it's best not to feed them.

But everybody else needs to know the fucking Nazis are on the march in this country — however lackadaisical and messy they are— and they need to be put in their place by voting Donald Trump out of the motherfucking White House.

We can't just look the other way like the Germans did.

by Anonymousreply 33March 25, 2019 8:50 PM
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